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  • July 2, 2019 at 12:09 am
    Jim Rotramel

    Nazis had their Brown Shirt thugs.
    DemonicRats have their Antifa thugs.
    Portland has an entire ‘police’ department of wannabe Florida school resource officers.

  • July 2, 2019 at 12:22 am
    Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    As I posted on another site regarding Portland OR, “time to go Korean rooftop shopkeeper” and, “the firing line is now hot. Fire for effect”.

    • July 2, 2019 at 1:25 am
      James F Gemind

      If you are talking about the recent attacks on folks by Antifa, you are correct in the direction it’s heading. It will be getting much worse before there is even a glimmer of it getting better.

      That none of the OR Congressmen called for an inquiry, but had to have Cruz do it, is an embarrassment for the people of that state…

      • July 2, 2019 at 11:10 am

        They (OR Congressmen) ARE an embarrassment for most of the state. Portland is the biggest city, i.e. the biggest population center, but it is not the majority of the state. Step outside the three largest cities (Portland, Eugene, Salem), and most of the people are hardworking, honest, “live and let live” types.

    • July 2, 2019 at 2:31 pm

      I can so totally agree!

  • July 2, 2019 at 12:24 am

    As is typical of the leftists, they accuse their political enemies of doing what they’re either planning to do… or in the midst of doing…

    The Dems think that AntiFa are their brownshirts but, as is usually the case, AntiFa has their own ideas… “Liberals get the bullet too”

    Sen Cruz is right… the Mayor of Portland needs to be prosecuted for negligence. The Chief of Police should be fired and/or prosecuted too.

    Hate speech can be clearly defined as such: “Anything the Leftists don’t want to hear” and, by that standard, we’re all guilty.

    • July 2, 2019 at 3:58 am
      Punta Gorda

      “Hung by the scrotum until dead” works just as well.

      • July 2, 2019 at 1:49 pm
        Old Codger

        “Hung by the scrotum until dead” works just as well.

        Nah. Just use piano wire with a loop and suspend them till then fall to the floor. If they act up again, use the piano wire on their little hangy-down part.

        WayneM, I’m not sure how to derive a rigorous definition of “hate speech” and I certainly would not wish for there to be legislation prohibiting it, but I believe that the day on a school bus when my wife (the driver) and I (the monitor) were treated to 10 minutes of a bus load of 6th, 7th and 8th grade students chanting “FUCK WHITE PEOPLE was an inarguable instance of HATE SPEECH. Do you agree?

      • July 3, 2019 at 12:17 am

        I agree, Old Codger… but the leftists claim it isn’t possible to be racist toward white people because of white privilege. Isn’t it neat how they’re always able to blame their bad behaviour on others?

      • July 2, 2019 at 7:27 pm
        Punta Gorda

        I was thinking more along the lines of para-cord so they can dangle there and think about it. Piano wire is too fast.

  • July 2, 2019 at 12:25 am
    Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    Nice play on Seinfeld’s “Soup Nazi”. My, how time has changed the meaning of that little joke, for the worse.
    It sounds like Skye is slipping back into her Libtard-ism.

    • July 2, 2019 at 3:28 pm

      Like any Communist she’s just a child who refuses to grow up and has a time horizon measured in seconds, which is why those who rule those “worker’s paradises” wind up being just out-and-out tyrants and “greatest good for the greatest number” be damned.

      • July 2, 2019 at 7:28 pm
        Punta Gorda

        The greatest good for the most people is to leave us the Fk alone.

  • July 2, 2019 at 12:31 am
    Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    And to all you DBD-ers out there, good work! We see naked Naomi, Skye, and Sam. And I’m thirsty. Sam, please hand me that Shiner in front of you……..(don’t care if it’s cold, warm, or even hot. It’d be worth it to have Sam hand me that beer)
    Keep pushing that Red Line to the right! (there’s a political joke in there somewhere……..)

    • July 2, 2019 at 1:19 am
      James F Gemind

      Shame on you both for the promotion of alcohol and drunken women! I demand that bottle of booze be removed from the comic IMMEDIATELY! 😉 🙂

  • July 2, 2019 at 12:48 am

    And while Trump the younger gets spit in the face from some POS restaurant server (physical and potentially deadly assault!) with barely a mention other than the POS restaurant owner who threatened Sarah Sanders’ family and ran them out of her dump applauding it, young Trump’s retweet questioning the self-proclaimed American Blackness of the mixed Kamala gets broadcast far and wide as hate speech, essentially calling for more physical threats and harm to him and his family.

    What restraint to not put a bullet between the eyes of the spitter, and any like him should be forewarned that I am in no way similarly restrained…I will defend physical attacks with overwhelming physical force in return.

    • July 2, 2019 at 12:55 am

      The spit attack was on Eric T. while the retweet was Don Jr., of course in the eyes and “minds” of the opposing parties, they and Sarah for that matter are just surrogates for PDJT, and they hate him so bad, and fear him so much, that they are blinded by their hatred of any and all who support him…and that as I alluded above, includes us. We are subject to such hatred and attacks and we do have to be aware and prepared to respond.

      • July 2, 2019 at 3:36 pm

        The real irony here is that both the hate and the fear are self-inflicted wounds. And if they really did fear the return of Hitler they need look no further than Hillary, who shares a rather extensive checklist with him.

      • July 2, 2019 at 8:23 pm
        Punta Gorda

        Plus, for those of you who suspect reincarnation may be real… Hildabeast was born almost exactly 9 months after Capone died.

  • July 2, 2019 at 1:02 am

    And in case you needed another reason to not be caught dead in the chosen apparel of anti-American thugs everywhere…

    • July 2, 2019 at 1:13 pm
      Brent Dotson

      I would stop buying Nike over this but I stopped wearing ANYTHING with the Nike Swoosh on it almost 30 years ago. A couple of their commercials seriously pissed me off.

  • July 2, 2019 at 1:44 am
    Too Tall

    My fellow Deplorables,

    If Chris’s artwork is this inspirational when the red bar is barely touching the nine, could we hurry up and drive it through the second zero, so we can truly appreciate his talents?

  • July 2, 2019 at 1:51 am

    If I remember correctly, the Nazis, Socialists and Communists hated each other with a passion unseen for centuries. So much so, they tried killing each other by any means necessary.

    • July 2, 2019 at 5:07 am

      There was only room for one gang of Fearless Leaders in the world, and each lot wanted it to be themselves.

      You can see the same dynamic at work today. See “identity politics”.

      And after helping to behead Louis XVI, Robespierre was beheaded in his turn by the Jacobins.

      It isn’t just “capitalist” economics in which “progressives” don’t like competition.

      Self-defined “living gods” don’t appreciate anybody else having the same idea.

      clear ether


    • July 2, 2019 at 1:15 pm

      Beautiful Pamela: Yet they are essentially the same. Eric Hoffer “The True Believer” commented to Eric Severied (1962), “The difference between Nazis and Communists is Black and Red; Communists like red first then black, Nazis like black first then red.”
      > Since they both believe that lying is normal behavior, their words have no meaning, ergo, and must be ignored as a source of classification. Scientific observation shows that they are the same in terms of their behavior, therefore taxonomical science regards them as the same species despite the minor color variation.

  • July 2, 2019 at 2:27 am

    Time to start a Go-Fund-Me for that trampoline, C.M. …..

  • July 2, 2019 at 2:52 am
    Paul Slash

    Just for your information: This is the OSHA warning data sheet for Portland cement, the stuff that Portland Antifa is hoping will blind the “Fascists” they throw “milkshakes” at.

    The plastic tubes they use for their signs are filled with plaster. They all carry ASP steel spring batons that most police departments have banned. They wear lead loaded sap gloves that will cave in your face. Bear pepper spray, The flash lights are high intensity LED that will sear your retinas. (Useful for bear attacks.)

    And, Oregon has no CCW reciprocity with the rest of the US. So, you can’t carry.

    • July 2, 2019 at 6:32 am
      Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

      Just because OR law sez I can’t, doesn’t mean that I’ll obey.
      “I aim to misbehave” .

      • July 2, 2019 at 7:15 am

        Ah, yes! “Irish Democracy.”

  • July 2, 2019 at 4:46 am

    I’m thinking the Left has already realised it has only two options – massive election fraud, and/or assassination. For option 2 they’d have to get both Trump and Pence at once, essentially impossible. Still, they might try (and we’re sure Antifa would give them a bargain rate for the job), and option 1 will be in play no matter what. Amazing what you can get away with behind an Enemedia smokescreen…

  • July 2, 2019 at 5:35 am
    • July 2, 2019 at 7:19 am

      One has to wonder if the mayor and police chief continue with their nonfeasance in office, particularly if violence escalates, whether or not the President can declare Portland is in insurrection or is lawless. That would allow him to send in US troops, be it active duty military or federalized National Guard, to restore order. If Antifa starts killing people in Portland and the mayor and police do nothing, I think that would be inevitable.

  • July 2, 2019 at 5:59 am

    I don’t like beer at all, but find myself wanting one for some reason 😉

    So this is what “undressing to the nines” looks like “? YOWSA!

  • July 2, 2019 at 6:42 am

    Vox Tells Leftists To Arm Themselves To “Defend Marginalized Communities”

    • July 2, 2019 at 4:08 pm

      I go to a discussion group that meets on Fridays at the local University.
      It is dominated by the Left, almost all of them are imports from cities in the Northeast. One of them voiced exactly that sentiment.
      I exploded.
      “Idiots! Who do you think own all the guns in this country!”
      There followed dead silence. I don’t know if it was just my attitude or their realization that they were indulging in fantasy that caused it.
      People, especially on the Left, are drawing parallels with both the period just prior to the Civil War and the Wiemar Republic, but we are a far cry from either. Silicon Valley, the Loony Left professors, and the Antifa they spawned just don’t have that much influence, and the more they are exposed for the sociopaths they are, the less influence they will have.
      Thank God

      • July 2, 2019 at 6:27 pm

        Next time you go to the discussion group, toss this one at them:
        Slavers Never Change. Should be a rollicking good time.
        *looks over glasses*

      • July 2, 2019 at 9:26 pm

        Antifa /klantifa and leftists please note.

        Unverified analysis from the interknat.

  • July 2, 2019 at 8:11 am

    Who’s complaining about left tits? Ooh! Leftists! Oh well. There’s a goid and a bad of everything. Leftists bad…

  • July 2, 2019 at 8:38 am
    James Loan

    I already contributed $150, and I am momentarily contributing $100 more, but would prefer they add up to $250. Help me out if you can, otherwise DbD gets another $100.

    • July 2, 2019 at 8:41 am
      James Loan

      And done.

  • July 2, 2019 at 10:21 am
    Walt(The Other one)

    Got my lazy retired self to contribute. Too much good dialogue and drawings here to not try to keep it going.

  • July 2, 2019 at 10:29 am

    On the same topic as the first post … “Be A Rooftop Korean” by Kurt Schlichter at:

    BTW … I do believe that beer bottle is empty … it’s time to pick it up and recycle!

  • July 2, 2019 at 10:55 am

    Radio research has revealed we are trapped in Genesis’ Land of Confusion:

    I must’ve dreamed a thousand dreams
    Been haunted by a million screams
    But I can hear the marching feet
    They’re moving into the street

    I won’t be coming home tonight
    My generation will put it right
    We’re not just making promises
    That we know we’ll never keep

  • July 2, 2019 at 11:12 am

    Chris needs to introduce a somewhat less developed young lady so folk like my slender spouse can relate…Hint…less developed does not mean more clothed

    • July 2, 2019 at 11:54 am
      Chris Muir

      I’ve actually been thinking a redo on that…hmmmm.

      • July 2, 2019 at 4:12 pm

        No reason you can’t draft Jo to do the job.

      • July 2, 2019 at 7:33 pm
        Punta Gorda

        A Molly Millions look would be cool. Gibson used a young Crissie Hynde as a conceptual model for the Razorgirl.

  • July 2, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    This is getting better and better. Chris, you pass a helluva message in a fashion that grabs the eye. Some readers may come for the art, but they leave with the thought.

  • July 2, 2019 at 9:08 pm
    Punta Gorda

    As for the tank issue. Load them with HE frag and level Congress. Probably be the best renovation yet

  • July 2, 2019 at 10:12 pm
    James Loan

    Nike is dead to me, and has been for maybe 30 years.

  • July 3, 2019 at 6:26 am
    Punta Gorda

    Nike? The Greek goddess of the EPIC face plant?

    I hear ya.



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