The Acid Test.
Grin & Bare it.


  • January 29, 2018 at 12:14 am

    Based on the looks of that thing, they could probably just stop in and get some tracker “footage” of their own

    • January 29, 2018 at 1:21 am

      …that should be “come around” and get some of course. :I

  • January 29, 2018 at 1:34 am

    “PG Rated”? What is that these days? As long as the insertion was painful and in a hard to get to spot.

  • January 29, 2018 at 3:43 am

    ; )

  • January 29, 2018 at 5:14 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Turn about is fair play.
    Or, as I’ve often read on another website,
    ” Shiny badges don’t grant extra rights”.

  • January 29, 2018 at 5:16 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    BTW, where DID Mr Terminator insert that tracker?
    Inquiring minds, and all that.

    • January 29, 2018 at 6:33 am
      JackDeth 72

      Via the urethra would be interesting. Or through the nose, as with Arnie in ‘Total Recall’. Though my money’s on the poop chute.

      • January 29, 2018 at 7:02 pm
        Old Codger

        The problem with inserting something up the hershey highway is that, as Col. Potter told Klinger as he was eating a jeep piece by biece, “this too will pass”.

    • January 29, 2018 at 11:47 am

      Well, Shiny did order the FIBer to “bend over”.
      He didn’t tell him to squeal like the pig that he is,
      but I’m guessing he did. 🙂

      • January 29, 2018 at 3:10 pm

        Maybe it ran a banjo soundtrack also.

  • January 29, 2018 at 6:35 am
    Bill G

    This keeps bringing back memories of Rex Stout’s “And The Doorbell Rang”.

    • January 29, 2018 at 3:16 pm

      One of my favorite Nero Wolfe stories, but the title is “The Doorbell Rang” with no and. Small point but now I am going to have to re-read the book.

  • January 29, 2018 at 6:38 am
    JackDeth 72

    Marveling at Javier’s handiwork. The nuts and bolts and shiny scariness of a Terminator. Yet, possessing the manners of James Spader in ‘The Age Of Ultron’.

    This plot threat has possibilities, Mr. Muir!

  • January 29, 2018 at 7:39 am

    “We demand all your information- NOW. We don’t need a reason.

    “You want information from us- go fuck yourself.”

    That’s been the IRS attitude for decades, also BATFET. Now, the FBI is joining the club.

    We have too many Federal agencies with “shiny badges”, and they tend to act the same. And I say that as a one-time LEO and Federal employee, myself.

    It’s time we downsized them. Before they and the “elite'” they serve down-grade us from “citizen” to “property”, officially.

    clear ether


    • January 29, 2018 at 12:11 pm

      Actually the Trump admin is downsizing/downgrading ATF as we speak, taking away their A and their T (which is where the big budget money is/was), leaving them with just their F…either allowing them to focus more closely on your guns and rights, or much more likely allowing us to focus more closely on them, their mission statement, and their viability as a going fed concern…which when inept setups and stings are taken away, ain’t much when you get right down to it.

      My thought is we could be on the verge of the elimination or at least drastic reduction in the federal interference of your Constitutional rights…and as I speculated at a gunnie website, we may be looking at the normalization/elimination of the ridiculous limitation of access and ownership of mufflers and MG’s by the end of Trump V.2

      And there’s a substantial amount of slicing and dicing quietly going on at other redundant or useless agencies (while leftists and their media tools are focused on RUSSIA!, METOO!, and DT’s diversionary tweets). One of his first Executive Orders was to eliminate two laws/statutes for every new one proposed…and that quickly leads to elimination of the entrenched and worthless bureaucracies that administer them. Dude is getting a hell of a lot done as the sound and fury swirls around him.

      F’ing brilliant.

      • January 29, 2018 at 3:17 pm

        Saw a headline somewhere that said 22 were tossed as average for one.
        Playing devils advocate:
        Getting rid of the overstaffed, unnecessary government “workers”
        will put multiple thousands of drones on unemployment/welfare.
        That would more than likely be far cheaper than paying them.

      • January 29, 2018 at 3:53 pm

        No doubt and that is infuriating. Still a lot cheaper to pay the parasites on the dole than the ‘roll…not to mention letting them stay until pension kicks in like for McCabe that GGI links downthread…don’t even want to imagine the cost of that.

        Yet even that pales and is money well spent (pissed away) compared to the cost and damage they inflict in their “jobs”.
        Only way to get the swamp drained is to drain it; nobody said it would be easy or cheap, but it’s gotta be done…or else.

      • January 29, 2018 at 7:48 pm
        Old Codger

        The best that can be done is to slightly reverse entropy. Unless Trump’s successor is cut from the exact same cloth as he is, entropy will start to reassert itself in the early winter of 25 – if not sooner. It is impossible to undo over a century’s damage in a scant 8 years.

        Sooner or later everything turns to shit. Hell! All WE are is just walking worm shit. As a late friend of mine used to say, “Even protons decay.” (fyi, protons are the most stable anythings of which our science is aware) We cannot expect our once grand republic to abide forever. Sooner or later it, too, will fall.

      • January 29, 2018 at 10:43 pm
        Chris Muir

        Unless…we re-start it.Never been done, so why not now?

      • January 29, 2018 at 11:45 pm


      • January 30, 2018 at 9:37 am

        JTC, you forgot the pound sign when you mentioned the POUNDMETOO (often spelled #METOO) movement. Little detail, but it’s important.

    • January 29, 2018 at 9:32 pm

      Us: What do you want?
      Them: Information!
      Us: What side are you on?
      Them: That would be telling…We want information…Information…INFORMATION!
      Us: You won’t get it!
      Them: By hook or by crook…we WILL!
      (With hat tip to Patrick McGoohan’s “The Prisoner”)

      Zar Belk!

  • January 29, 2018 at 7:56 am

    Wait, he only erases the PG stuff? So all the incriminating evidence is housed … where?

    • January 29, 2018 at 10:13 am

      To quote “Number Two” from the brilliant, possibly visionary, old British television series “The Prisoner”

      “That would be telling.”

      • January 29, 2018 at 10:53 am

        One of my favorites. I still want a Lotus 7.

      • January 29, 2018 at 4:21 pm

        The Normal 7, The Super 7, or The Seven? There were lotsa different KAR 120C’s. 🙂

        Had a high school friend who had access to his uncle’s Elan S3…’68 I think? Not the same but still a blast when it would run. And even stationary it beat the fook out of a Kia clone. 🙁

      • January 29, 2018 at 9:36 pm

        Who are you?
        The new Number 2.
        Who is Number 1?
        YOU are Number 6!
        I am not a number! I am a FREE MAN!

        Zar BELK!

    • January 29, 2018 at 10:15 am

      Hmm. Javier hasn’t developed a really tiny subcutaneous data port..

  • January 29, 2018 at 10:07 am

    Ha. Redvolution just hit work’s forbidden site list

    • January 29, 2018 at 2:06 pm

      What, the powers that be don’t care for political discourse?

      • January 29, 2018 at 10:52 pm

        More likely it has to do with nudity….

  • January 29, 2018 at 10:54 am
    Spin Drift

    Like I said, attached to the proximal side of the prostate with rusty staples, 50,000 volt taser protocol initiated for instances of secondary subdural arousals when watching the girls at the ol’ swimmin hole. We’ll have to rename him Sparky the catfish as he flip-flops around said swimmin hole.

    Drougies at the milk bar singing our song, Duh-dah-day.

  • January 29, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    Off subject, Mort Walker creator of Beetle Bailey has gone on to join Bill Mauldin and Charles Schulz. I still miss the old green fatigues. Chris may have to start a third toon to fill the hole.

  • January 29, 2018 at 2:22 pm

    Well, one down, a shit ton more to go…digging out the swamp is gonna be intense.

    I’m sure he’ll end up as a legal ANALyst on MSNBC or CNN.

    • January 29, 2018 at 3:43 pm
      Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable!

      He the one who’s wife was on sHrillary’s campaign team? Or did a bunch of fundraising for her?

      • January 29, 2018 at 5:41 pm

        “It’s true that for her campaign, Jill McCabe received a total of $675,288 from two entities associated with McAuliffe: a political action committee and the Virginia Democratic Party. The governor did not make the donations directly, as Trump suggested to The New York Times. Other outlets, including The Wall Street Journal, first reported the campaign contributions last October.

        It’s also true that McAuliffe is a longtime friend of Hillary and Bill Clinton. He’s been described as “Bill Clinton’s best friend” and reportedly speaks daily with him, sometimes multiple times per day. A 2015 report by the Department of Homeland Security’s Office of the Inspector General said the governor was once on the board of a company led by Anthony Rodham, Hillary Clinton’s brother. But it is perhaps a stretch to say, as Trump has, that receiving money indirectly from McAuliffe is the same as receiving money directly from Hillary Clinton. ”

        That’s Newsweek’s spin…of course this was during the course of the 2016 campaign so you can be damn sure that Hillary knew about it….

    • January 30, 2018 at 12:43 am
      S Hooks

      He should end up in prison.

  • January 29, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    Remember the Tuskegee Experiment?

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  • January 30, 2018 at 6:33 am

    When the protocol doesn’t record it, it doesn’t record it so nothing is suppressed nor is it redacted..

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