Back on the Hood.
Game Time.


  • May 23, 2017 at 8:39 pm
    Ken The Wonder Geek

    Hey batter, batter!

    • May 24, 2017 at 9:13 am

      I like that she’s anxious and eager….almost makes one wish he’d put that paddle down…..almost…..

    • May 24, 2017 at 6:22 pm

      There is only one punishment at Castle Anthrax …

      • May 24, 2017 at 7:15 pm
        Grunt GI

        Bwahaha. That was awesome.

        “First a good spanking! And then..the sex,”.

  • May 23, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    Now this will hurt me more than you….

    Yeah right….. 🙂

  • May 23, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    THATs gonna leave a mark………..


  • May 23, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    He’s gonna tear that ass up…

    Then he’s gonna tear that ass up!

    • May 23, 2017 at 9:36 pm
      Grunt GI

      Ummm, yes…my guess is a couple of love taps, followed by some love taps…or tapping…

  • May 23, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    And stepping to “serve” the “service” is Zed the …

  • May 23, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    Dude! You’re using the smooth side. Flip that sucker over.

    • May 24, 2017 at 8:00 am

      So, you like it rough? 😉

      • May 24, 2017 at 11:30 am

        A lasting impression can be made with the use of texture during the delivery of a lesson. Just as the rasp of whiskers can heighten anticipation.

      • May 24, 2017 at 1:03 pm

        And the mistress of eroticism defines the passion in compassion and the sensual in consensual right there.

      • May 24, 2017 at 5:50 pm

        Thank you Sir 😉

  • May 23, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    I thought Zed saw himself as the guilty party, but, if anyone’s innocent, it’s Sam.

    • May 24, 2017 at 9:17 am
      The Valeyard

      Sam’s hardly innocent — she’s the one who let her irresponsible, toxic trainwreck sister back into the house without even bothering to tell Zed that Skye was coming, much less ask beforehand how he felt about letting Skye move in again. (Probably because she knew he would say “no way in hell.”)

      Like the old man on The Simpsons says: “That’s a paddlin’.”

  • May 23, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    Can I just comment on the detail in panel one? Greasy hands and forearms, the Craftsman fender cover, and those panties! Pretty amazing, CM.

    Took me a while to see that stuff because, well because…I’m an ASSMAN!

    • May 24, 2017 at 5:51 pm

      So is my husband

  • May 23, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    Finally, a practical use for ping pong.

    clear ether


    • May 24, 2017 at 9:17 am

      Backhand or fore(play)hand?

      Zar Belk!

    • May 24, 2017 at 2:51 pm

      You bring back memories … “Ping Pong Diplomacy!”

      Is this speak softly and carry [out] a fast paddle?

  • May 23, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    I still say Chris needs to design Women’s lingerie

    • May 24, 2017 at 12:03 am

      But are those on back’rds? Don’t the peekaboo panel go in front?

      • May 24, 2017 at 12:35 am


        It comes down to how the material is cut and how cheeky the designer wants to be . These work

      • May 24, 2017 at 10:27 am

        No, see I meant to fit Sam, not me! I’m an Assman but damn. Double standard? Why yes, why do you ask? 😉

      • May 24, 2017 at 11:38 am

        All of those dark-haired REAL WOMEN in that ad are a refreshing sight. Anorexic Scandinavians aren’t my thing. At all. IME they are like having a Ferrari for a daily driver. Fast–beautiful–your friends are envious–but you commute in gridlocked traffic, they are maintenance-intensive as hell, and no man on earth can get the timing right.

      • May 24, 2017 at 12:48 pm

        Different “strokes” as it were.

        I don’t think anyone would confuse Sam with an anorexic, and she sure as hell ain’t Scandinavian. But she’s not fat either; just voluptuous and very well proportioned. Continuing the car metaphor, it’s a lot more fun to take a Vette for a spin than a minivan even if they both get you where you’re going and the Vette is a little more work. As for a brunette real woman, ever seen Chris’s rendition of an upside-down spreadeagle Skye? Yeah, baby. That ain’t no beanpole, and it ain’t Shamu either.

        What was it Yogi said? “Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.” Mixing metaphors, I always figured he was talking about sex. If you’re not into it, you’re not so anxious to get “into” it.

        Maybe that makes me both an assman and an ass, man. So be it.

  • May 23, 2017 at 10:32 pm
    Too Tall

    Well played, Chris, well played indeed.

  • May 23, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    After about half a dozen swats, Zed will be diverted and plunge ahead.

  • May 23, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    Whoa, she’s a Red Head, I was married to one, let the fireworks begin. Zed better sleep with one eye open for a while.

  • May 23, 2017 at 11:46 pm

    Let’s see what kind of spin he puts on that….

  • May 23, 2017 at 11:57 pm
    Delilah T.

    I’m betting he stops at two. After all, he isn’t heartless, is he?

    • May 24, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      Prob’ly one. After which she’ll be up off that car and up in Zed’s face. So he should make it a good one. A sudden shock. A flash of anger. A flame of passion. She will “get” it. Then so will he.

  • May 24, 2017 at 12:30 am

    Well, that’ll DRIVE HOME the point of contention…..

  • May 24, 2017 at 12:34 am

    Could someone please remove the red ping pong paddle from the panel on the right, it’s in the way and I can’t see.

    • May 24, 2017 at 8:04 am

      There’s a ping pong paddle?

      • May 24, 2017 at 8:51 am

        Why is there a ping pong paddle in the garage anyway?

  • May 24, 2017 at 12:40 am

    Sorry but I come from the ‘men never ever hit women’ school…very tacky

    • May 24, 2017 at 3:34 am

      I’m not sure here. hitting to me implies not just causing pain but a desire to damage and force submission.

      this is a wake call using very low level neuroprogramming to associate this error with bad things happen.

      also unless he goes way overboard no real damage is done.

      if I remember right Sam has had a problem sitting down before from Zed for a slightly deeper reason. (I could be wrong)

    • May 24, 2017 at 9:27 am

      Consensual is the key. Emphasis on the sensual.

      Pain becomes pleasure. Might take a swat or two for her to come around. 🙂

      • May 24, 2017 at 10:57 am
        Gus Bailey

        Your last sentence is one word too long. around

      • May 24, 2017 at 12:33 pm

        Gus, yeah I almost put that word in quotes but I figured that would be too obvious and a little condescending. 🙂

  • May 24, 2017 at 12:56 am

    In my current novel undertaking there is a discussion between a couple regarding the different characteristic pain takes on, during passion, vs during punishment, or when surprised. Interesting!

  • May 24, 2017 at 1:22 am

    Were it me, I’d kiss it better.

    • May 24, 2017 at 1:24 am

      But hey, she almost made the “alpha male” make a mistake. Incontheivable!

      • May 24, 2017 at 3:36 am
        Lucius Severus Pertinax

        cmblake6, I don’t think that word means what you think it means….


  • May 24, 2017 at 4:53 am

    Looks like Sam’s about to become red both fore and aft. Lovely it will be.

  • May 24, 2017 at 6:22 am
    Old Codger

    When I wrote yesterday that Sam might be walking funny when she walks back to the house I had a rather different activity in mind. I don’t think spanking accomplishes anything on adults – or adolescents for that matter. I quit spanking my son when he was 13. I could tell he didn’t “live there” any more and to get a kid’s attention you gotta hit them where they live.

  • May 24, 2017 at 6:22 am

    DV against a strong woman who owns and knows how to use a firearm may be ill adviced on Zed’s part… I know «stand your ground» would come into play if a man tried to «discipline» me.

  • May 24, 2017 at 7:27 am

    From what I’ve read, there are people who get off on some pain with their pleasure. It’s 100% not my style, and I’d never take a ping-pong paddle to my Missus — well, maybe a VERY light swat after she’d beat me 21-8 in ping pong… again… Got a feeling that if Zed mixes up the swats with some fondling or kisses, Sam will be good for a few swats. Just my guess…

    Tom Stockton

  • May 24, 2017 at 7:28 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    I just hope her head isn’t under the raised hood. Ouch! and Ouch!

  • May 24, 2017 at 8:07 am
    Johnny Z

    I can think of a far more enjoyable way to inflict a little pain as punishment

  • May 24, 2017 at 8:11 am

    To quote the Simpson’s inspired meme… (hope my html works)

    That’s a paddlin’

  • May 24, 2017 at 8:41 am

    What other tool will Zed spank her with?

  • May 24, 2017 at 8:53 am

    Shock and Awe!

  • May 24, 2017 at 8:55 am
    Delilah T.

    Nope. He just won’t.

  • May 24, 2017 at 9:04 am

    Looks like Zed is going to while away some time while whaling away amidst the wails as Sam gets whammed!

  • May 24, 2017 at 9:21 am

    Zed’s a lefty? Who knew? 😉

  • May 24, 2017 at 9:36 am

    It isn’t going to be much of a punishment. You know Sam is about to discover something she will LOVE.

  • May 24, 2017 at 11:49 am

    Not a thing I would do with my lady. It is a heavily-freighted issue in both of our childhoods–pain is a very different element than pleasure for us. ‘Nuff said.

  • May 24, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    That’s going to leave a mark….. can’t wait for tomorrow. Never can, I always cheat and look at tomorrow’s late at night.

  • May 24, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    super erotic. Homerun.

  • May 24, 2017 at 6:46 pm

    I think for maximum effect, Z-Man should have glued a series of LEGO blocks in his initials on the paddle. That way she’ll never forget on what side her bread is buttered……….

    • May 24, 2017 at 7:22 pm

      Another use for those “damn what did I step on” or “how many did they put down toilet this time” .

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