May 24, 2017 Welcome to My Service. by Chris Muir Share this Share: Tag:Marriage & Divorce, Men & Women, Sex
Hey batter, batter!
I like that she’s anxious and eager….almost makes one wish he’d put that paddle down…..almost…..
There is only one punishment at Castle Anthrax …
Bwahaha. That was awesome.
“First a good spanking! And then..the sex,”.
Now this will hurt me more than you….
Yeah right….. 🙂
THATs gonna leave a mark………..
He’s gonna tear that ass up…
Then he’s gonna tear that ass up!
Ummm, yes…my guess is a couple of love taps, followed by some love taps…or tapping…
And stepping to “serve” the “service” is Zed the …
Dude! You’re using the smooth side. Flip that sucker over.
So, you like it rough? 😉
A lasting impression can be made with the use of texture during the delivery of a lesson. Just as the rasp of whiskers can heighten anticipation.
And the mistress of eroticism defines the passion in compassion and the sensual in consensual right there.
Thank you Sir 😉
I thought Zed saw himself as the guilty party, but, if anyone’s innocent, it’s Sam.
Sam’s hardly innocent — she’s the one who let her irresponsible, toxic trainwreck sister back into the house without even bothering to tell Zed that Skye was coming, much less ask beforehand how he felt about letting Skye move in again. (Probably because she knew he would say “no way in hell.”)
Like the old man on The Simpsons says: “That’s a paddlin’.”
Can I just comment on the detail in panel one? Greasy hands and forearms, the Craftsman fender cover, and those panties! Pretty amazing, CM.
Took me a while to see that stuff because, well because…I’m an ASSMAN!
So is my husband
Finally, a practical use for ping pong.
Backhand or fore(play)hand?
You bring back memories … “Ping Pong Diplomacy!”
Is this speak softly and carry [out] a fast paddle?
I still say Chris needs to design Women’s lingerie
But are those on back’rds? Don’t the peekaboo panel go in front?
It comes down to how the material is cut and how cheeky the designer wants to be . These work
No, see I meant to fit Sam, not me! I’m an Assman but damn. Double standard? Why yes, why do you ask? 😉
All of those dark-haired REAL WOMEN in that ad are a refreshing sight. Anorexic Scandinavians aren’t my thing. At all. IME they are like having a Ferrari for a daily driver. Fast–beautiful–your friends are envious–but you commute in gridlocked traffic, they are maintenance-intensive as hell, and no man on earth can get the timing right.
Different “strokes” as it were.
I don’t think anyone would confuse Sam with an anorexic, and she sure as hell ain’t Scandinavian. But she’s not fat either; just voluptuous and very well proportioned. Continuing the car metaphor, it’s a lot more fun to take a Vette for a spin than a minivan even if they both get you where you’re going and the Vette is a little more work. As for a brunette real woman, ever seen Chris’s rendition of an upside-down spreadeagle Skye? Yeah, baby. That ain’t no beanpole, and it ain’t Shamu either.
What was it Yogi said? “Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.” Mixing metaphors, I always figured he was talking about sex. If you’re not into it, you’re not so anxious to get “into” it.
Maybe that makes me both an assman and an ass, man. So be it.
Well played, Chris, well played indeed.
After about half a dozen swats, Zed will be diverted and plunge ahead.
Whoa, she’s a Red Head, I was married to one, let the fireworks begin. Zed better sleep with one eye open for a while.
Let’s see what kind of spin he puts on that….
I’m betting he stops at two. After all, he isn’t heartless, is he?
Prob’ly one. After which she’ll be up off that car and up in Zed’s face. So he should make it a good one. A sudden shock. A flash of anger. A flame of passion. She will “get” it. Then so will he.
Well, that’ll DRIVE HOME the point of contention…..
Could someone please remove the red ping pong paddle from the panel on the right, it’s in the way and I can’t see.
There’s a ping pong paddle?
Why is there a ping pong paddle in the garage anyway?
Sorry but I come from the ‘men never ever hit women’ school…very tacky
I’m not sure here. hitting to me implies not just causing pain but a desire to damage and force submission.
this is a wake call using very low level neuroprogramming to associate this error with bad things happen.
also unless he goes way overboard no real damage is done.
if I remember right Sam has had a problem sitting down before from Zed for a slightly deeper reason. (I could be wrong)
Consensual is the key. Emphasis on the sensual.
Pain becomes pleasure. Might take a swat or two for her to come around. 🙂
Your last sentence is one word too long.
Gus, yeah I almost put that word in quotes but I figured that would be too obvious and a little condescending. 🙂
In my current novel undertaking there is a discussion between a couple regarding the different characteristic pain takes on, during passion, vs during punishment, or when surprised. Interesting!
Were it me, I’d kiss it better.
But hey, she almost made the “alpha male” make a mistake. Incontheivable!
cmblake6, I don’t think that word means what you think it means….
Looks like Sam’s about to become red both fore and aft. Lovely it will be.
When I wrote yesterday that Sam might be walking funny when she walks back to the house I had a rather different activity in mind. I don’t think spanking accomplishes anything on adults – or adolescents for that matter. I quit spanking my son when he was 13. I could tell he didn’t “live there” any more and to get a kid’s attention you gotta hit them where they live.
DV against a strong woman who owns and knows how to use a firearm may be ill adviced on Zed’s part… I know «stand your ground» would come into play if a man tried to «discipline» me.
From what I’ve read, there are people who get off on some pain with their pleasure. It’s 100% not my style, and I’d never take a ping-pong paddle to my Missus — well, maybe a VERY light swat after she’d beat me 21-8 in ping pong… again… Got a feeling that if Zed mixes up the swats with some fondling or kisses, Sam will be good for a few swats. Just my guess…
I just hope her head isn’t under the raised hood. Ouch! and Ouch!
I can think of a far more enjoyable way to inflict a little pain as punishment
To quote the Simpson’s inspired meme… (hope my html works)
That’s a paddlin’
What other tool will Zed spank her with?
Shock and Awe!
Nope. He just won’t.
Looks like Zed is going to while away some time while whaling away amidst the wails as Sam gets whammed!
Zed’s a lefty? Who knew? 😉
It isn’t going to be much of a punishment. You know Sam is about to discover something she will LOVE.
Not a thing I would do with my lady. It is a heavily-freighted issue in both of our childhoods–pain is a very different element than pleasure for us. ‘Nuff said.
That’s going to leave a mark….. can’t wait for tomorrow. Never can, I always cheat and look at tomorrow’s late at night.
super erotic. Homerun.
I think for maximum effect, Z-Man should have glued a series of LEGO blocks in his initials on the paddle. That way she’ll never forget on what side her bread is buttered……….
Another use for those “damn what did I step on” or “how many did they put down toilet this time” .