Nothing on the Boob Tube.


  • November 3, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    That’s a good laugh.
    Meat left at the DDQ with various Meats on it, not just the weiner.
    Who’d a thought?
    I do have a degree in psychology. This is funny.

  • November 3, 2016 at 10:53 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    What ever DID become of that thumb drive?

  • November 3, 2016 at 11:16 pm

    That IS funny.

  • November 3, 2016 at 11:41 pm

    “Didn’t Skye vac up a thumb drive of his last year in the DDQ?”

    No. DDQ did not exist then. Full-size meat and full-size women are not his thing…heh.

    It was the exclusive Double Down men’s club which he probably expected to be a different kind of doubling down with a different kind of men and a different kind of club.

  • November 3, 2016 at 11:46 pm

    Toothpicks and Menu and Gold Card received today. Not telling if there was a Thumb Drive in the package… …but I do have connections at NSA.
    Very Timely indeed.

    • November 3, 2016 at 11:53 pm
      Chris Muir

      Don’t forget to use the SamLogic Menu Creator software for access,Epador.

      • November 4, 2016 at 12:16 am

        “You’re next.”

        You LIAR!

        Oh, wait…didn’t epador go all Don Portago level?

        I respectfully yield. 🙂

    • November 4, 2016 at 10:04 pm
      Spin Drift

      Me too Chris, thanks for the swag.

      War Damn Screaming Eagle

  • November 4, 2016 at 12:03 am

    Great strip today – gave me a big smile and a good laugh.

    Thank you very much, Chris

  • November 4, 2016 at 12:33 am

    Plant some fakes to discredit the reals.

    Those are some diabolical detestables over there, for whom truth is but a vague and malleable concept.

    • November 4, 2016 at 12:58 am

      They’ll probably rig the fakes to make them look like Trump did it.

  • November 4, 2016 at 6:09 am

    Squeal like a pig

  • November 4, 2016 at 7:53 am
    Deplorable Old Codger

    My question is, if the actual acts are/were committed in the Commonwealth of the Bahamas, how can they be prosecuted HERE? It would appear to be out of U.S. jurisdiction. The Bahamas would appear to be completely entitled to prosecute them there (if only) but what offenses have they committed here? Are there federal statutes against boarding an airplane to go somewhere and do bad things? I do not see how there could be.

    • November 4, 2016 at 8:24 am

      It’s a question of transportation and employment.

      Boarding a plane in CONUS to fly to Bahamas for some underaged nookie; not actionable under U.S. Law, no jurisdiction.

      Taking an underaged nookie to Bahamas from CONUS for same; Oops. Violation of the Mann Act. Federal offense.

      Going to Bahamas for etc., etc. while a Federal employee; Oops again. Violation of guidelines for Federal employees, Federal felony charge.

      Doing it with a Federally-owned or chartered aircraft; Oops Big Time. Falls under the Homeland Security Act (as if it was enforced on “the elite'”).

      If the law were enforced as written, most of the participants would be looking at serious time in Club Fed.

      Unfortunately, that’s a swutting big “If” these days.

      clear ether


      • November 4, 2016 at 10:13 pm

        US citizens having sex with minors abroad may be prosecuted under US Code, Title 18, Chapter 109A, Subsection 2246.

    • November 4, 2016 at 10:00 am
      David Lang

      Remember the case of Gibson guitars, it can be a Federal Felony to break the law in another country.

  • November 4, 2016 at 8:27 am

    To expedite vanquishing our current problems, cant we just reinstitute a handfull of very old legal precidents and try Hillary as a witch, applying appropriate period accurate penalties?

    • November 4, 2016 at 9:50 pm

      How do you know she’s a witch?
      She turned me into a newt!
      A newt?
      I got better

  • November 4, 2016 at 8:43 am

    Chris, have you checked Ancestrydotcom? Are you related to Nostradamus?

  • November 4, 2016 at 9:21 am

    Hoo boy, either God loves you Chris or you manage to play chess very well.

    How in the heck did you manage to plant that thumb drive so far back?

  • November 4, 2016 at 9:59 am

    More importantly, Zed/Chris got it to his guy in darkgov. Yes, some of the good guys are still there; wouldn’t take much to rebuild DOJ with some top-down support…also won’t take much to complete its destruction.

    So much hanging in the balance.

    • November 4, 2016 at 10:33 am

      That’s it! That’s what is missing in our corruption filled universe. A good old fashioned hanging. Or preferably many more.

  • November 4, 2016 at 11:30 am

    Thumb drive…….Weiner……..
    Looks like it’s me and you tonight, Rosey……

  • November 4, 2016 at 12:31 pm
    Nom dePlume

    I saw tomorrow’s cartoon (don’t know how) but that is a beautiful dress and the negotiating dialog is great food for thought.

  • November 4, 2016 at 1:08 pm
    Nom dePlume

    Looks like the Ents have shown up at Isengard. Read the Erik Prince sourced material at Breitbart.

    • November 4, 2016 at 2:02 pm

      As much as I have seen scum in government and elsewhere, someone always raises it to a new level.
      I was never a Boy Scout, but I feel like I am. I never expect this stuff to be as bad as it is. That is the weakness of the strength my mother gave me to be able to find the good in people and situation.

      Time to drain the swamp.

      • November 4, 2016 at 7:39 pm

        Forgot where I stole this from: “Donald Trump is against political correctness, globalization, open-borders, unrestricted immigration, trashing the Constitution, crony capitalism and corruption. Hillary Clinton is the opposite.”
        The fact that large numbers of people in the U.S. see absolutely nothing wrong with her, admire her and react hysterically at anyone that does Not want to kiss her ass, is greatly disturbing.

  • November 4, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    Absolutely the most interesting election campaign in my lifetime.

  • November 4, 2016 at 2:41 pm
    Nom dePlume

    from the interactive daily news (NY rag?)
    maverickphilosopher says this is damning of Sec’y Clinton.

    The case against Hillary Clinton
    The Daily News last month published an indictment of the character and temperament of Donald Trump that stands as the longest editorial in the 97-year history of the newspaper. When drafting that, we invited a prominent critic of Hillary Clinton to take her best shot at writing an equivalent indictment of the Democratic nominee.

    That Op-Ed is below. Read both and come to your own conclusions. We welcome letters meant for publication. All submissions must include the writer’s full name and city and/or borough. Send to

  • November 4, 2016 at 2:58 pm
    Nom dePlume

    Bombadil couldn’t be reached but he hasn’t been at home for days.

  • November 4, 2016 at 3:22 pm
    Nom dePlume

    From Scott Adams (Dilbert / blog) today (at the end):

    “And there you have your formula for unhypnotizing a Clinton supporter who is mostly worried about Trump being dangerous.”

  • November 4, 2016 at 4:00 pm
    Nom dePlume

    S*** for brains (? (a ‘conservative’)) on Medved.
    (The ha-ha-ha, praise-me-I’m-smart, Medved.)
    Well, it’s George Will, don’t you know.
    I’ll take Publius Decius Mus at amgreatness (also found at home, at the Claremont Review of Books) over Will and his ilk. Mus repeatedly nails it in his pieces.
    The dollar-short-and-a-day-late tag team of Medved & Will fail at what Scott Adams does not fail to understand. Trump needs (has always needed) 270 and has always been aiming at that. Adams’ point No. 8 “Pacing and Leading” has been deployed by DJT from day one. It is important. So Medved & Will are all bothered about Trump about, in the final analysis, what are trivialities. With that in mind, read Mus.
    DJT is so far inside the establishment OODA loop that even I am impressed.

  • November 4, 2016 at 5:27 pm

    Re: ”Give the man time” … give them all time – in prison.

  • November 4, 2016 at 5:47 pm
    Nom dePlume

    from Breitbart:

    In 2010, Andrew Breitbart recognized Clinton campaign chair John Podesta as one of the biggest, most corrupt figures in Washington D.C.
    “Fuck you John Podesta,” he told journalist Dave Weigel, who then wrote for Slate. “What’s in your closet, John Podesta? Big Podesta? Big Soros? Do you want us to play these games? Because we’re playing to win.”

  • November 4, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    I think we need to adjourn to the DDQ for food and drinks.
    Watching this play out like the comedy of errors it is.
    Maybe run through the thumb drive to see what pops to the top or rears its ugly head.

    The $64 question is who gets to do the honors with any arresting revelations? Some of Zed’s old network of friends and associates or maybe some of Naomi’s? Would Don P be able to offer an assist?

    First round of drinks are on me.

    • November 4, 2016 at 9:32 pm

      The maelstrom raging through this election is impressive. I’ll get the next round(s)…

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