Just Lie Back.


  • March 7, 2017 at 8:52 pm

    It’s easier for him, though, because his floor is coated with smear.

    • March 7, 2017 at 10:23 pm

      That’s a shame, it coulda been unvarnished, but… you know.

  • March 7, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    How come the ‘Cuda is cream instead of candy apple red?

    Well, now that we (and several other countries) are getting real-world threats from the North Koreans’ Li’l Kim III, does anyone besides me still remain skeptical that the leftretards will snap back to reality?
    Well, what about if the Iranians try to speedboat-bomb a US Navy ship in the Persian Gulf when it’s running a supply run?
    Well, what if Iran succeeds in launching a 2,500-mile range ICBM and it lands on some Lefretarad’s tent and makes a mess out of the falafel? Think that’ll work to bring reality back to them?

    Yeah, me neither. It would still be Trump’s fault… or Bush’s… or Reagan’s.

    • March 7, 2017 at 10:42 pm

      Libtards have never been in touch with reality. Why would current events change anything?

    • March 7, 2017 at 11:39 pm

      They’d be cheering for all of the above. After all, in their minds, Western Civilization is Evil Incarnate, we are the most evil thing about it, and the only good thing it ever produced was…them.

      clear ether


      • March 7, 2017 at 11:52 pm

        Hench the suicidal sociopaths that arranged for millions upon millions of a military age male army to enter Europe with intentions trained in them from childhood that Europe was theirs to conquer as they are told by Mohamed from Allah that they, the Muslims, are superior beings meant to conquer such savage civilizations as Western Civilization.

        Islam did conquer Classic Western Civilization’s Breadbasket of Egypt and the intellectual center of Christianity in Syria and Turkey in the first few years after it broke out of the Saudi Peninsula, thus beginning the various Black Ages of Europe.
        Look at the silt record off North Africa. After the Muslims quickly conquered it, the “superior” Muslim goat herders placed their average of 60 goats per family on the conquered dhimini Christian farm fields where they ate the irrigated farmland down to the roots and it washed into the Mediterranean Sea.

        Democrats and Progressives have similar delusions of superiority, and act on those delusions.

      • March 8, 2017 at 7:47 am

        Perhaps we should start lobbying for a relocation service for the Libertards.
        Ship their superior posteriors to the countries they so admire, with no return ticket

    • March 8, 2017 at 4:43 pm

      Lady D,

      “How come the ‘Cuda is cream instead of candy apple red?”

      I think that’s a ’70 and it looks original in which case that is probably Alpine White. There were a couple reds available, Rallye Red which was more of a crimson, and Tors Red which was more red but not really what you could call Candy Apple. Appropriate to the psychedelic era (but never my thing), were things like In Violet, Lemon Twist, Vitamin C Orange, and Limelight.

      I turned 16 in ’70 and while I was mostly in love with the SS Chevys, I think my favorite ‘Cuda and the one I remember most probably because a local rich kid in my class got a brand new one for his sixteenth birthday…was a Jamaica blue hardtop with white racing stripes and matching white interior and the hot 340 that matched the hemi in the quarter.

      Lust, thy name was ‘Cuda. Of course when you’re sixteen lust has lots of names. My fave was/is Fran, the hot little mini-skirted blonde Georgia transfer student who was my prom date that year, my preggie wife a year later…and still the love of my life forty five years after that.

      Still…youth, where did you go?

      • March 8, 2017 at 6:39 pm

        A school buddy of mine had the 70 Cuda convertible in Lemon Twist with the 340 in it. Small blocks work juuuust fine.

      • March 8, 2017 at 7:26 pm

        Plum Crazy with Hemi Stripes

        Pardon my drooling

      • March 8, 2017 at 7:53 pm

        Here’s the ‘Cuda paint list;

        Most of these paints were used on other Plymouths, and Dodges and Chryslers as well, but the names were often different. When in doubt, go by the paint code number.



  • March 7, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It…

  • March 7, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    Warning to Dems: when you go on wild fishing expeditions, you never know what might end up on your hook. Sometimes the investigators become the investigated

  • March 7, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    What we have here is…

    A collision of collusions. The ‘toon tells the tale;

    Nothing is random here. Trump is playing the one against the other, and now they are smelling the trap and trying to explain their lies with lies.

    And I sponsored it! Sweet!

    • March 8, 2017 at 2:48 pm

      Ostensibly you had no desire to ostentatiously present this. Obviously discernible to even the oblivious. 🙂

      • March 8, 2017 at 5:33 pm

        Except those oblivious to the obvious, like the eloi.

        The nefarious morlocks ostensibly magnanimous intent conceals a surreptitious desire to enact a conspiracy narrative and ultimately the ostentatious consumption of those unable or unwilling to discern malevolence, even when it’s biting them on their ass.

      • March 8, 2017 at 5:36 pm

        That was stupid, but fun…and true. 🙂

      • March 8, 2017 at 8:51 pm

        Well done.

        Am I referencing the eloi?

  • March 7, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    ‘walking back’ – why use two words when only one is needed? ‘retract’ is correct. Must the mediots constantly show how limited is their scope every time they open their moronic mouths? And no, I don’t care which side of the fence they’re on. If they spend their days in a media daze, they are boring and consistently dense.

    ‘walking back’ – geez, I walk back to my house on a day-to-day basis. Doesn’t mean I ‘retract’ to it, does it? Yeah, they are ALL that dumb.

    Just DON’T defend them. They are STOOPIDD.

    • March 8, 2017 at 12:59 am

      But Delilah, using “walking back” let Chris throw in the moonwalking joke!
      By the way, what do you think of “Ride of the Valkyries” as the theme song for Conservative women?

    • March 8, 2017 at 1:27 am
      David Gonzalez

      We old salts have a phrase in our lexicon: “walk back handsomely”, usually referring to wildcats (part of the line-handling tackle which applies brakes to slow down the pay-out of lines and/or anchor chains). You don’t want to snub the pay-out completely (which can result in damaged gear and, sometimes, dead sailors)—you just want to apply a modicum of control to prevent the over-run and–in the case of anchor chains–will rip the bitter end right out of the chain locker bulkhead (again, broken gear and severely-damaged sailors). Substitute “hasty pronouncements” for “lines and chains”, and the possibility of “walking back” becomes a more-desirable action than executing either a (futile) retraction or a sudden about-face, don’t you know! : )

      • March 8, 2017 at 3:47 am
        Lucius Severus Pertinax

        Indeed! Lose the bitter end of that cable and it will trim a man’s toenails off at the armpit!!!

    • March 8, 2017 at 7:07 am
      Bill G

      On the verbal level walking back allows lots of room for weasel-wording as opposed to flat “I was wrong”.

      • March 8, 2017 at 10:11 am

        Oh I like Weasels. Tricky varmints and fast. Helps shotgun accuracy.

      • March 8, 2017 at 10:55 am

        There has been an over-use of that term lately, and yes you can call them weasel words, but in a bit of a different context.

        The mediots (weasels) love to use it when it becomes necessary for people smarter than them (Trump people, NRA people, Deplorable people) to have to break down, simplify, expound, and explain what they have said previously.

        You would think that people whose job description is dealing with words and meanings would not need to have grade school definitions of grown-up words and policies spoon-fed to them (I mean English is the first language of American media is it not, at least most of them?).

        But trying to help them out with what should be obvious intent is just gleefully used by them as evidence of taking back -or walking back- what was said even when it is nothing of the kind, rather just a re-stating in simpler terms for simpler minds to absorb.

        So anything that is said that is something or by someone who doesn’t fit their prepared narrative that attempts to clarify is seized upon by the weasels to do what weasels do. And as so often happens, a perfectly functional word or term is twisted to fit the narrative and ruined for the general lexicon.

        Yeah I think I would like weasel hunting too, Kafiroon. We don’t have them here but it sounds like great sport; a bit of a challenge and performing a service for the overall environment by thinning them out. Scatterguns would be best for most of us to improve our chances, but those Washington weasels are busily making annoying little targets of themselves, and the Exterminator in Chief (sorry Ahnold, you’re a distant second on this just like in the boardroom), is plinking them off with headshots, one by one. Yesterday it was Andrea Mitchell’s turn. Walk that back, bitch…right out the door.

    • March 8, 2017 at 2:59 pm

      They really were turning tail and retreating / running in an obvious full rout while attempting to present an ostentatious display that they were not in full defeat across all fronts and failing in all facts while they had attempted to have an ostensibly stated comment be accepted as true, despite all others presented facts.

      • March 8, 2017 at 3:25 pm

        While surreptitiously planting moles, bugs, and leaks. 😉

        Obstruction by any means, in the name and in the service of ???

      • March 8, 2017 at 8:53 pm

        By any means …

    • March 8, 2017 at 7:30 pm

      Walking back is more nebulous, retract is a hard line word for wrong. They can’t be wrong so they “walk it back”. Stooopid

  • March 7, 2017 at 11:18 pm
    John Ward III


  • March 7, 2017 at 11:48 pm

    These things inspire grand laughter within my Deplorable soul. Joke ’em if they can’t take a fuck.

  • March 8, 2017 at 12:01 am
    Spin Drift

    Hoisted on their own petards. Keep punching Big D. Now go after the little bastards for breaking the law. Have Secretary Sessions unrecuse himself and investigate down to a frogs hair and don’t wait months to issue a warrant. Make them tremble, piss their loins, spend their lucre, hear the lamentations of their women. No Quarter Given, Jungle Rules Now.

    OODA said Col. Boyd

  • March 8, 2017 at 12:58 am

    Revenge of the tech heads. Pols be butthurt, but what goes around comes around.

    It would be interesting to compile a list of all the CIA claims of the last 20 or so years which can now be labeled BS. Pretty much every “The ________ hacked it!” claim would make the list.

  • March 8, 2017 at 3:09 am

    Chris, you need to work Based Stickman into the strip for a panel or two….they guy deserves some cudos.

  • March 8, 2017 at 3:27 am

    Don’t you just love it when President Trump still leads and swats the DNC Media across the snout with delightful Twitter Rolled Up Newspapers?

  • March 8, 2017 at 7:13 am
    Bill G

    They keep weaving their tangled webs into a knot, forgetting that our President has taken the role of a certain Macedonian with regards to such knots.

    • March 8, 2017 at 10:34 am
      John D. Egbert

      Indeed. To incur a minor anachronism, there are times when nothing but a well-honed gladius will get the job done.

  • March 8, 2017 at 9:11 am

    Hannity`s remark last nite while discussing the way the
    media treats the President of the United States is pretty
    much right on:

    “Fair, balanced, unbiased journalists should stop pretending,
    and be who they are: Radical, lazy, leftist, activists.

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  • March 8, 2017 at 11:15 am

    The swamp ain’t draining itself, folks…

    • March 8, 2017 at 3:02 pm

      The leftists have their parasitic siphons installed in the existing government and societal structure too steal the lifeblood of society to present to them in their quest to end the “evil” western civilization and the USA. They are at war.

  • March 8, 2017 at 11:30 am

    Walking it back doesn’t matter. The meme has been planted, and that’s what matters. Mission accomplished, and his colleagues will understand and shield him from any consequences that he would suffer if he belonged to an ethical profession.

  • March 8, 2017 at 11:47 am

    “White boy can Moon walk”
    Pretty sure it was Astaire, (or Gene Kelly) that had it down, on film, first.
    So far, I’ve seen “crawfish”, and “lobster” referring to the Coons bootlegger turn.

    • March 8, 2017 at 12:01 pm

      Bootlegger turn! Fond memories of a ’66 Mustang with a hi-Po 289! Nose heavy, light in the asset, an absolute joy to drive on a twisty road once I learned to steer with the throttle!
      Back when tires were cheap and gas was cheaper.
      Ah, the good old days, when I was too young to know better, old enough to do it anyway, and thought I was invulnerable.

      • March 8, 2017 at 1:07 pm

        PC, I loved your last line; then gave it some thought. I’m thinking back to when I was old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway, and thought: “you only live once!”

      • March 8, 2017 at 1:49 pm

        There was a time when I thought I was invulnerable…
        Then I got married.

      • March 8, 2017 at 5:41 pm
        John D. Egbert

        That’ll do it, every time — as I learned, also . . .

    • March 8, 2017 at 7:57 pm

      Fred always said that his longtime costar Ginger Rogers was a better dancer than he was, because “Anything I can do she can do backwards, in high heels”.




  • March 8, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    What amazes me is how quickly a media source can flip…On Friday every rumor and allegation in the ‘Russia Scandal’ was treated as an unassailable fact but as soon as Trump note it was illegal and unethical to bug a political campaign, the ‘unassailable facts’ became unproven allegations.

    • March 8, 2017 at 3:04 pm

      Does that mean that we are not all Russian now? I was sort of looking forward to it.

  • March 8, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    There`s a certain dialogue that goes: Question, why`d ja kill em?
    Answer: he needed killin……regarding that illegal immigrant in N.
    Carolina today who walked out of his house with a butcher knife
    in one hand and his mother`s head in the other, when asked by
    the police why he decapitated her, I heard on Fox news he said
    he felt like it…..

    The bleeding hearts will probably spend money and time trying
    to figure out what caused him to do something like that, when
    logical people know what should be done, and it ain`t just
    building the wall.

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