Write Offs.


  • October 8, 2020 at 12:06 am
    Punta Gorda

    Harris couldn’t bang her way out of this one. She’s on record as being the slimy bioch she is.

  • October 8, 2020 at 12:08 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Awwwww. Two kittahs!? Lucky dude. Best office assistants evah. (said with tongue planted firmly in cheek)

    • October 8, 2020 at 12:09 am
      Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      What are their names?

      • October 8, 2020 at 12:21 am

        Informally they’d be ‘What the?’ and ‘Dammit!’

        Formally could be anything…..

      • October 8, 2020 at 12:31 am
        Chris Muir

        Copy and Fax.

      • October 8, 2020 at 5:05 am
        Tom Stockton

        Good names for the “office help”! Somebody’s got to lay on that keyboard to keep it warm, and to sit in and make a fort out of empty boxes! 🙂

      • October 8, 2020 at 7:10 am

        I’m not convinced they’re real…
        How can you have a cat, let alone two, and neither are in any of those boxes? wink!

      • October 8, 2020 at 10:12 am

        Mr. Muir has a second profession waiting for him as a wildlife photographer.

      • October 8, 2020 at 9:45 am

        Our cat which my son named Catcat (warped sense of humour) likes to send faxes and print test sheets.

        I have to shut the printer off anytime it isn’t needed otherwise Catcat pokes the keys until the printer makes noises. Fax beeps are annoying but not as expensive as full coloured test sheets.

      • October 8, 2020 at 9:46 am

        ROFLMAO! Pretty-pretty kitty-kitties; look just like mine. 😀

      • October 8, 2020 at 10:59 am
        Bob in Houston

        Ms Fax and Copy Cat I think.

    • October 8, 2020 at 8:21 am

      My two are in a competition to see who can find the most obscure place to explore. Yesterday Flo got into a file drawer, while Piper was determined to find out how the pictures get in through the back of the monitor!

      Zar Belk!

  • October 8, 2020 at 12:13 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    My quote for a full BLM makeover? A gallon of gas, a road flare, and five minutes (two to start the conflagration, three to beat feet)

    • October 8, 2020 at 12:17 am
      John M.

      Fusees and gasoline leave evidence…

      • October 8, 2020 at 12:22 am
        Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

        who cares? It’s all illegal anyway.

    • October 8, 2020 at 9:47 am

      Love it! 😀

  • October 8, 2020 at 12:21 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Jan has integrity and a conscious. She looks sad over walking away from that multi million payout, but she knows (as do we all), that you can’t polish a turd, neither can you pick one up by the clean end. And I was also thinking something about, once you accept Dane Geld, you can never get rid of the Dane (h/t Rudyard Kipling). So run! do not walk! to the nearest exit.

    • October 8, 2020 at 2:10 am
      Punta Gorda

      …actually Mythbusters did an episode on Turd polishing. I quit watching after they had Oboofer as a guest.

      • October 8, 2020 at 10:35 am

        And jumped right to “Adam ruins everything” ?

      • October 8, 2020 at 10:36 am

        Or perhaps to “Dunk History”?

      • October 8, 2020 at 10:37 am

        Or perhaps to “Drunk History”?

  • October 8, 2020 at 12:22 am
    Punta Gorda

    Great comment!

    Harris channeled her inner “Karen”.

  • October 8, 2020 at 12:48 am
    Punta Gorda

    Non PC.

    Don’t forget to slug your neighborhood with a club on the 12th. Indigenous People’s day.

    • October 8, 2020 at 12:50 am
      Punta Gorda

      Neighbor… not Neighborhood… unless you’re motivated.

      • October 8, 2020 at 1:41 am

        But it’s a public celebration! Like Halloween! Go door to door!

  • October 8, 2020 at 12:58 am
    Don D.

    The cat on the right in the bottom photo looks pissed…. “Why you messin’ with my shopping mojo?” … what that stare says.

  • October 8, 2020 at 1:29 am
    Punta Gorda

    Note… this may have originated here. I forgot where I found it. If I am repeating someone else’s find, I apologize.

    • October 8, 2020 at 1:31 am
      Punta Gorda

      Myself.. I would have paid good money to see him get slugged.

      • October 8, 2020 at 7:55 pm


    • October 8, 2020 at 1:48 am
      Punta Gorda

      I’d plant my foot in his nuts if he tried that stunt with my daughter or wife. Screw that shoving match bit.

      However, they would have beat me to it.

    • October 8, 2020 at 1:54 am
      Punta Gorda

      Nothing a well placed 2 x 4 can’t fix…

  • October 8, 2020 at 2:02 am

    I’m a double bladed ax handle fan myself. If not available, then a fire-hardened ash wood fungo bat would suffice………

    • October 8, 2020 at 2:06 am
      Punta Gorda

      I can agree to that…:D

    • October 8, 2020 at 4:59 am

      Pick ax handle.

    • October 8, 2020 at 5:14 am

      In the words of Eastwood’s “Pale Rider” – Nothing like a good piece of Hickory!

    • October 8, 2020 at 6:43 am
      Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      Cricket bat.

    • October 8, 2020 at 11:03 pm

      Or, Red Fox’s 2X4 soaking in motor oil for a year.

  • October 8, 2020 at 3:32 am

    Had some furry office assistants years ago. Still finding interesting papers behind/under furniture. I guess the brightly colored and krinkly items got filed even deeper than most. Indexed with hairballs…….

  • October 8, 2020 at 4:27 am
    Lucius Severus Pertinax

    I have said it for years….. If Cats had Thumbs, we would ALL be in Serious Trouble!

    • October 8, 2020 at 7:14 am

      If domestic cats were bigger, we’d all be food, too.

  • October 8, 2020 at 7:22 am
    My Way Or --->

    What — no black kittehs? Me-owch! (whine)

    Harris tried to pull that “Trump said military are losers & suckers” clanker, which he NEVER said and there is plenty of backup for it. It was made up out of whole cloth by the editor of The Atlantic magazine, who admitted to it later.

    Remember how Pinocchio’s nose grew, every time he told a lie? How many times has she had to whack a growth off of hers?

  • October 8, 2020 at 7:50 am

    Kamala has all of the imperiousness and self-entitlement as Hillary … she’s just a bit younger and darker …

    • October 8, 2020 at 8:25 am

      And just as bad case of WaitingBitchFace.
      “I’m speaking here.. “

      Yeah, we know! But since it’s a constant stream of complete BS, it seems prudent to address with the truth.
      Suck it up Senator, oh wait….

    • October 8, 2020 at 9:32 am
      My Way Or --->

      Well, in reality, none of us had to lay for someone just to get a job, did we?

      • October 8, 2020 at 11:07 pm

        For a quick description of her politics positions, knees and back. For more in depth description, see the Kama Sutra.

  • October 8, 2020 at 9:07 am

    Is there such a thing as an unqualified cat?

    • October 8, 2020 at 9:33 am
      Chris Muir


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  • October 8, 2020 at 10:48 am

    Can I pet their fluffy bellies….

    • October 8, 2020 at 11:59 am

      NotYet did that for you a couple weeks ago… a new (5 yo rescue) Red Maine Coon added at Casa JTC since the last time he was here, they took a liking to each other…

      I think it’s because they gave the same fluffy orange hair…:)

      • October 8, 2020 at 12:10 pm

        Have not gave, I don’t want that thing on my head…

      • October 8, 2020 at 12:19 pm

        I have a new furry friend that loves getting her belly petted.
        The boys, a 16 pound Orange and a 20 pound Tuxedo will fall asleep with belly pets.

      • October 9, 2020 at 12:09 am

        🙂 Nice cat, JTC

    • October 8, 2020 at 12:11 pm

      Oh wait, you meant NotYet’s fluffy belly right?

  • October 8, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    Fortunately, CM has the fire engine and ladder ready in case the fur balls figure out how to light all that paper and boxes…

    And don’t think they can’t.

    • October 8, 2020 at 12:20 pm

      Forget flying fur balls, it’s the hair balls you need to look out for..especially in the middle of the night.

  • October 8, 2020 at 2:13 pm
    James Gemind

    I’d show this to my sister for all the cats, but she suffers from a raging case of TDS. She’s Libertarian, and gay, and believes Trump has death camps for the gays already laid out…

  • October 8, 2020 at 2:16 pm
    Unca Walt

    This has gotta go around. They’ve put together a 1 1/2 minute compilation of Biden’s best (interspersed with cut shots to WH denizens watching). Hilarious.

    But the last video clip of Biden is what needs to go viral.

    • October 8, 2020 at 3:51 pm

      Now why has that last part not been played far and wide on every media outlet…Oh wait, never mind.

    • October 8, 2020 at 3:53 pm
      My Way Or --->

      I – um – couldn’t get through that without a compelling urge to sneeze hard and loud. Is that a sign of allergy?

      I am going to send that link to a couple of people… and warn them to put down whatever they are drinking before they watch it.

  • October 8, 2020 at 2:42 pm
    Punta Gorda
  • October 8, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    Which cat “Walks Through Walls”?

    And I am not about to repeat that joke about Kamala and Willy’s…………

    • October 8, 2020 at 4:45 pm


  • October 8, 2020 at 5:15 pm
  • October 8, 2020 at 8:42 pm

    Picture of Melinda Gates, Dr. Fauci and Obama in 2015, visiting the lab in Wujan ?

  • October 9, 2020 at 12:06 am

    Nice cats.

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