Day By Day

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  • Punta Gorda

    Harris couldn’t bang her way out of this one. She’s on record as being the slimy bioch she is.

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Awwwww. Two kittahs!? Lucky dude. Best office assistants evah. (said with tongue planted firmly in cheek)

    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      What are their names?

      • Swansonic

        Informally they’d be ‘What the?’ and ‘Dammit!’

        Formally could be anything…..

      • Chris Muir

        Copy and Fax.

        • Tom Stockton

          Good names for the “office help”! Somebody’s got to lay on that keyboard to keep it warm, and to sit in and make a fort out of empty boxes! 🙂

        • Browncoat

          I’m not convinced they’re real…
          How can you have a cat, let alone two, and neither are in any of those boxes? wink!

          • John

            Mr. Muir has a second profession waiting for him as a wildlife photographer.

        • WayneM

          Our cat which my son named Catcat (warped sense of humour) likes to send faxes and print test sheets.

          I have to shut the printer off anytime it isn’t needed otherwise Catcat pokes the keys until the printer makes noises. Fax beeps are annoying but not as expensive as full coloured test sheets.

        • Barbara

          ROFLMAO! Pretty-pretty kitty-kitties; look just like mine. 😀

      • Bob in Houston

        Ms Fax and Copy Cat I think.

    • MasterDiver

      My two are in a competition to see who can find the most obscure place to explore. Yesterday Flo got into a file drawer, while Piper was determined to find out how the pictures get in through the back of the monitor!

      Zar Belk!

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    My quote for a full BLM makeover? A gallon of gas, a road flare, and five minutes (two to start the conflagration, three to beat feet)

    • John M.

      Fusees and gasoline leave evidence…

      • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

        who cares? It’s all illegal anyway.

    • Barbara

      Love it! 😀

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Jan has integrity and a conscious. She looks sad over walking away from that multi million payout, but she knows (as do we all), that you can’t polish a turd, neither can you pick one up by the clean end. And I was also thinking something about, once you accept Dane Geld, you can never get rid of the Dane (h/t Rudyard Kipling). So run! do not walk! to the nearest exit.

    • Punta Gorda

      …actually Mythbusters did an episode on Turd polishing. I quit watching after they had Oboofer as a guest.

      • CaptDMO

        And jumped right to “Adam ruins everything” ?

        • CaptDMO

          Or perhaps to “Dunk History”?

          • CaptDMO

            Or perhaps to “Drunk History”?

  • Punta Gorda

    Great comment!

    Harris channeled her inner “Karen”.

  • Punta Gorda

    Non PC.

    Don’t forget to slug your neighborhood with a club on the 12th. Indigenous People’s day.

    • Punta Gorda

      Neighbor… not Neighborhood… unless you’re motivated.

      • Henry

        But it’s a public celebration! Like Halloween! Go door to door!

  • Don D.

    The cat on the right in the bottom photo looks pissed…. “Why you messin’ with my shopping mojo?” …..is what that stare says.

    • Punta Gorda

      Myself.. I would have paid good money to see him get slugged.

      • Pamela

        Gelded

    • Punta Gorda

      I’d plant my foot in his nuts if he tried that stunt with my daughter or wife. Screw that shoving match bit.

      However, they would have beat me to it.

    • Punta Gorda

      Nothing a well placed 2 x 4 can’t fix…

  • Pete231

    I’m a double bladed ax handle fan myself. If not available, then a fire-hardened ash wood fungo bat would suffice………

    • Punta Gorda

      I can agree to that…:D

    • CaptDMO

      Pick ax handle.

    • Randy

      In the words of Eastwood’s “Pale Rider” – Nothing like a good piece of Hickory!

    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      Cricket bat.

    • interventor

      Or, Red Fox’s 2X4 soaking in motor oil for a year.

  • Mike-SMO

    Had some furry office assistants years ago. Still finding interesting papers behind/under furniture. I guess the brightly colored and krinkly items got filed even deeper than most. Indexed with hairballs…….

  • Lucius Severus Pertinax

    I have said it for years….. If Cats had Thumbs, we would ALL be in Serious Trouble!

    • Browncoat

      If domestic cats were bigger, we’d all be food, too.

  • My Way Or --->

    What — no black kittehs? Me-owch! (whine)

    Harris tried to pull that “Trump said military are losers & suckers” clanker, which he NEVER said and there is plenty of backup for it. It was made up out of whole cloth by the editor of The Atlantic magazine, who admitted to it later.

    Remember how Pinocchio’s nose grew, every time he told a lie? How many times has she had to whack a growth off of hers?

  • DogByte6RER

    Kamala has all of the imperiousness and self-entitlement as Hillary … she’s just a bit younger and darker …

    • PaulS

      And just as bad case of WaitingBitchFace.
      “I’m speaking here.. “

      Yeah, we know! But since it’s a constant stream of complete BS, it seems prudent to address with the truth.
      Suck it up Senator, oh wait….

    • My Way Or --->

      Well, in reality, none of us had to lay for someone just to get a job, did we?

      • interventor

        For a quick description of her politics positions, knees and back. For more in depth description, see the Kama Sutra.

  • aelfheld

    Is there such a thing as an unqualified cat?

    • Chris Muir

      No.

      • Barbara

        😀

  • Pamela

    Can I pet their fluffy bellies….

    • JTC

      NotYet did that for you a couple weeks ago… a new (5 yo rescue) Red Maine Coon added at Casa JTC since the last time he was here, they took a liking to each other…

      I think it’s because they gave the same fluffy orange hair…:)

      • JTC

        Have not gave, I don’t want that thing on my head…

      • Pamela

        I have a new furry friend that loves getting her belly petted.
        The boys, a 16 pound Orange and a 20 pound Tuxedo will fall asleep with belly pets.

      • NotYetInACamp

        🙂 Nice cat, JTC

    • JTC

      Oh wait, you meant NotYet’s fluffy belly right?

  • JTC

    Fortunately, CM has the fire engine and ladder ready in case the fur balls figure out how to light all that paper and boxes…

    And don’t think they can’t.

    • Pamela

      Forget flying fur balls, it’s the hair balls you need to look out for..especially in the middle of the night.

  • James Gemind

    I’d show this to my sister for all the cats, but she suffers from a raging case of TDS. She’s Libertarian, and gay, and believes Trump has death camps for the gays already laid out…

  • Unca Walt

    This has gotta go around. They’ve put together a 1 1/2 minute compilation of Biden’s best (interspersed with cut shots to WH denizens watching). Hilarious.

    But the last video clip of Biden is what needs to go viral.
    https://twitter.com/i/status/1313536756176875520

    • JTC

      Now why has that last part not been played far and wide on every media outlet…Oh wait, never mind.

    • My Way Or --->

      I – um – couldn’t get through that without a compelling urge to sneeze hard and loud. Is that a sign of allergy?

      I am going to send that link to a couple of people… and warn them to put down whatever they are drinking before they watch it.

  • Richard

    Which cat “Walks Through Walls”?

    And I am not about to repeat that joke about Kamala and Willy’s…………

    • Halley

      Pixel!

  • NotYetInACamp

    Nice cats.

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