Harris couldn’t bang her way out of this one. She’s on record as being the slimy bioch she is.
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Oct 08 2020 at 12:08 am
Awwwww. Two kittahs!? Lucky dude. Best office assistants evah. (said with tongue planted firmly in cheek)
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Oct 08 2020 at 12:09 am
What are their names?
Swansonic
Oct 08 2020 at 12:21 am
Informally they’d be ‘What the?’ and ‘Dammit!’
Formally could be anything…..
Chris Muir
Oct 08 2020 at 12:31 am
Copy and Fax.
Tom Stockton
Oct 08 2020 at 5:05 am
Good names for the “office help”! Somebody’s got to lay on that keyboard to keep it warm, and to sit in and make a fort out of empty boxes! 🙂
Browncoat
Oct 08 2020 at 7:10 am
I’m not convinced they’re real…
How can you have a cat, let alone two, and neither are in any of those boxes? wink!
John
Oct 08 2020 at 10:12 am
Mr. Muir has a second profession waiting for him as a wildlife photographer.
WayneM
Oct 08 2020 at 9:45 am
Our cat which my son named Catcat (warped sense of humour) likes to send faxes and print test sheets.
I have to shut the printer off anytime it isn’t needed otherwise Catcat pokes the keys until the printer makes noises. Fax beeps are annoying but not as expensive as full coloured test sheets.
Barbara
Oct 08 2020 at 9:46 am
ROFLMAO! Pretty-pretty kitty-kitties; look just like mine. 😀
Bob in Houston
Oct 08 2020 at 10:59 am
Ms Fax and Copy Cat I think.
MasterDiver
Oct 08 2020 at 8:21 am
My two are in a competition to see who can find the most obscure place to explore. Yesterday Flo got into a file drawer, while Piper was determined to find out how the pictures get in through the back of the monitor!
Zar Belk!
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Oct 08 2020 at 12:13 am
My quote for a full BLM makeover? A gallon of gas, a road flare, and five minutes (two to start the conflagration, three to beat feet)
John M.
Oct 08 2020 at 12:17 am
Fusees and gasoline leave evidence…
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Oct 08 2020 at 12:22 am
who cares? It’s all illegal anyway.
Barbara
Oct 08 2020 at 9:47 am
Love it! 😀
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Oct 08 2020 at 12:21 am
Jan has integrity and a conscious. She looks sad over walking away from that multi million payout, but she knows (as do we all), that you can’t polish a turd, neither can you pick one up by the clean end. And I was also thinking something about, once you accept Dane Geld, you can never get rid of the Dane (h/t Rudyard Kipling). So run! do not walk! to the nearest exit.
Punta Gorda
Oct 08 2020 at 2:10 am
…actually Mythbusters did an episode on Turd polishing. I quit watching after they had Oboofer as a guest.
CaptDMO
Oct 08 2020 at 10:35 am
And jumped right to “Adam ruins everything” ?
CaptDMO
Oct 08 2020 at 10:36 am
Or perhaps to “Dunk History”?
CaptDMO
Oct 08 2020 at 10:37 am
Or perhaps to “Drunk History”?
Punta Gorda
Oct 08 2020 at 12:22 am
Great comment!
Harris channeled her inner “Karen”.
Punta Gorda
Oct 08 2020 at 12:48 am
Non PC.
Don’t forget to slug your neighborhood with a club on the 12th. Indigenous People’s day.
Punta Gorda
Oct 08 2020 at 12:50 am
Neighbor… not Neighborhood… unless you’re motivated.
Henry
Oct 08 2020 at 1:41 am
But it’s a public celebration! Like Halloween! Go door to door!
Don D.
Oct 08 2020 at 12:58 am
The cat on the right in the bottom photo looks pissed…. “Why you messin’ with my shopping mojo?” …..is what that stare says.
Punta Gorda
Oct 08 2020 at 1:29 am
Note… this may have originated here. I forgot where I found it. If I am repeating someone else’s find, I apologize.
Myself.. I would have paid good money to see him get slugged.
Pamela
Oct 08 2020 at 7:55 pm
Gelded
Punta Gorda
Oct 08 2020 at 1:48 am
I’d plant my foot in his nuts if he tried that stunt with my daughter or wife. Screw that shoving match bit.
However, they would have beat me to it.
Punta Gorda
Oct 08 2020 at 1:54 am
Nothing a well placed 2 x 4 can’t fix…
Pete231
Oct 08 2020 at 2:02 am
I’m a double bladed ax handle fan myself. If not available, then a fire-hardened ash wood fungo bat would suffice………
Punta Gorda
Oct 08 2020 at 2:06 am
I can agree to that…:D
CaptDMO
Oct 08 2020 at 4:59 am
Pick ax handle.
Randy
Oct 08 2020 at 5:14 am
In the words of Eastwood’s “Pale Rider” – Nothing like a good piece of Hickory!
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Oct 08 2020 at 6:43 am
Cricket bat.
interventor
Oct 08 2020 at 11:03 pm
Or, Red Fox’s 2X4 soaking in motor oil for a year.
Mike-SMO
Oct 08 2020 at 3:32 am
Had some furry office assistants years ago. Still finding interesting papers behind/under furniture. I guess the brightly colored and krinkly items got filed even deeper than most. Indexed with hairballs…….
Lucius Severus Pertinax
Oct 08 2020 at 4:27 am
I have said it for years….. If Cats had Thumbs, we would ALL be in Serious Trouble!
Browncoat
Oct 08 2020 at 7:14 am
If domestic cats were bigger, we’d all be food, too.
My Way Or --->
Oct 08 2020 at 7:22 am
What — no black kittehs? Me-owch! (whine)
Harris tried to pull that “Trump said military are losers & suckers” clanker, which he NEVER said and there is plenty of backup for it. It was made up out of whole cloth by the editor of The Atlantic magazine, who admitted to it later.
Remember how Pinocchio’s nose grew, every time he told a lie? How many times has she had to whack a growth off of hers?
DogByte6RER
Oct 08 2020 at 7:50 am
Kamala has all of the imperiousness and self-entitlement as Hillary … she’s just a bit younger and darker …
PaulS
Oct 08 2020 at 8:25 am
And just as bad case of WaitingBitchFace.
“I’m speaking here.. “
Yeah, we know! But since it’s a constant stream of complete BS, it seems prudent to address with the truth.
Suck it up Senator, oh wait….
My Way Or --->
Oct 08 2020 at 9:32 am
Well, in reality, none of us had to lay for someone just to get a job, did we?
interventor
Oct 08 2020 at 11:07 pm
For a quick description of her politics positions, knees and back. For more in depth description, see the Kama Sutra.
aelfheld
Oct 08 2020 at 9:07 am
Is there such a thing as an unqualified cat?
Chris Muir
Oct 08 2020 at 9:33 am
No.
Barbara
Oct 08 2020 at 9:50 am
😀
Pamela
Oct 08 2020 at 10:48 am
Can I pet their fluffy bellies….
JTC
Oct 08 2020 at 11:59 am
NotYet did that for you a couple weeks ago… a new (5 yo rescue) Red Maine Coon added at Casa JTC since the last time he was here, they took a liking to each other…
I think it’s because they gave the same fluffy orange hair…:)
JTC
Oct 08 2020 at 12:10 pm
Have not gave, I don’t want that thing on my head…
Pamela
Oct 08 2020 at 12:19 pm
I have a new furry friend that loves getting her belly petted.
The boys, a 16 pound Orange and a 20 pound Tuxedo will fall asleep with belly pets.
NotYetInACamp
Oct 09 2020 at 12:09 am
🙂 Nice cat, JTC
JTC
Oct 08 2020 at 12:11 pm
Oh wait, you meant NotYet’s fluffy belly right?
JTC
Oct 08 2020 at 12:08 pm
Fortunately, CM has the fire engine and ladder ready in case the fur balls figure out how to light all that paper and boxes…
And don’t think they can’t.
Pamela
Oct 08 2020 at 12:20 pm
Forget flying fur balls, it’s the hair balls you need to look out for..especially in the middle of the night.
James Gemind
Oct 08 2020 at 2:13 pm
I’d show this to my sister for all the cats, but she suffers from a raging case of TDS. She’s Libertarian, and gay, and believes Trump has death camps for the gays already laid out…
Unca Walt
Oct 08 2020 at 2:16 pm
This has gotta go around. They’ve put together a 1 1/2 minute compilation of Biden’s best (interspersed with cut shots to WH denizens watching). Hilarious.
Punta Gorda
Harris couldn’t bang her way out of this one. She’s on record as being the slimy bioch she is.
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Awwwww. Two kittahs!? Lucky dude. Best office assistants evah. (said with tongue planted firmly in cheek)
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
What are their names?
Swansonic
Informally they’d be ‘What the?’ and ‘Dammit!’
Formally could be anything…..
Chris Muir
Copy and Fax.
Tom Stockton
Good names for the “office help”! Somebody’s got to lay on that keyboard to keep it warm, and to sit in and make a fort out of empty boxes! 🙂
Browncoat
I’m not convinced they’re real…
How can you have a cat, let alone two, and neither are in any of those boxes? wink!
John
Mr. Muir has a second profession waiting for him as a wildlife photographer.
WayneM
Our cat which my son named Catcat (warped sense of humour) likes to send faxes and print test sheets.
I have to shut the printer off anytime it isn’t needed otherwise Catcat pokes the keys until the printer makes noises. Fax beeps are annoying but not as expensive as full coloured test sheets.
Barbara
ROFLMAO! Pretty-pretty kitty-kitties; look just like mine. 😀
Bob in Houston
Ms Fax and Copy Cat I think.
MasterDiver
My two are in a competition to see who can find the most obscure place to explore. Yesterday Flo got into a file drawer, while Piper was determined to find out how the pictures get in through the back of the monitor!
Zar Belk!
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
My quote for a full BLM makeover? A gallon of gas, a road flare, and five minutes (two to start the conflagration, three to beat feet)
John M.
Fusees and gasoline leave evidence…
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
who cares? It’s all illegal anyway.
Barbara
Love it! 😀
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Jan has integrity and a conscious. She looks sad over walking away from that multi million payout, but she knows (as do we all), that you can’t polish a turd, neither can you pick one up by the clean end. And I was also thinking something about, once you accept Dane Geld, you can never get rid of the Dane (h/t Rudyard Kipling). So run! do not walk! to the nearest exit.
Punta Gorda
…actually Mythbusters did an episode on Turd polishing. I quit watching after they had Oboofer as a guest.
CaptDMO
And jumped right to “Adam ruins everything” ?
CaptDMO
Or perhaps to “Dunk History”?
CaptDMO
Or perhaps to “Drunk History”?
Punta Gorda
Great comment!
Harris channeled her inner “Karen”.
Punta Gorda
Non PC.
Don’t forget to slug your neighborhood with a club on the 12th. Indigenous People’s day.
Punta Gorda
Neighbor… not Neighborhood… unless you’re motivated.
Henry
But it’s a public celebration! Like Halloween! Go door to door!
Don D.
The cat on the right in the bottom photo looks pissed…. “Why you messin’ with my shopping mojo?” …..is what that stare says.
Punta Gorda
Note… this may have originated here. I forgot where I found it. If I am repeating someone else’s find, I apologize.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/09/secret-service-inadvertently-confirms-gateway-pundit-story-biden-sexually-assaulting-agents-girlfriend/
Punta Gorda
Myself.. I would have paid good money to see him get slugged.
Pamela
Gelded
Punta Gorda
I’d plant my foot in his nuts if he tried that stunt with my daughter or wife. Screw that shoving match bit.
However, they would have beat me to it.
Punta Gorda
Nothing a well placed 2 x 4 can’t fix…
Pete231
I’m a double bladed ax handle fan myself. If not available, then a fire-hardened ash wood fungo bat would suffice………
Punta Gorda
I can agree to that…:D
CaptDMO
Pick ax handle.
Randy
In the words of Eastwood’s “Pale Rider” – Nothing like a good piece of Hickory!
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Cricket bat.
interventor
Or, Red Fox’s 2X4 soaking in motor oil for a year.
Mike-SMO
Had some furry office assistants years ago. Still finding interesting papers behind/under furniture. I guess the brightly colored and krinkly items got filed even deeper than most. Indexed with hairballs…….
Lucius Severus Pertinax
I have said it for years….. If Cats had Thumbs, we would ALL be in Serious Trouble!
Browncoat
If domestic cats were bigger, we’d all be food, too.
My Way Or --->
What — no black kittehs? Me-owch! (whine)
Harris tried to pull that “Trump said military are losers & suckers” clanker, which he NEVER said and there is plenty of backup for it. It was made up out of whole cloth by the editor of The Atlantic magazine, who admitted to it later.
Remember how Pinocchio’s nose grew, every time he told a lie? How many times has she had to whack a growth off of hers?
DogByte6RER
Kamala has all of the imperiousness and self-entitlement as Hillary … she’s just a bit younger and darker …
PaulS
And just as bad case of WaitingBitchFace.
“I’m speaking here.. “
Yeah, we know! But since it’s a constant stream of complete BS, it seems prudent to address with the truth.
Suck it up Senator, oh wait….
My Way Or --->
Well, in reality, none of us had to lay for someone just to get a job, did we?
interventor
For a quick description of her politics positions, knees and back. For more in depth description, see the Kama Sutra.
aelfheld
Is there such a thing as an unqualified cat?
Chris Muir
No.
Barbara
😀
Pamela
Can I pet their fluffy bellies….
JTC
NotYet did that for you a couple weeks ago… a new (5 yo rescue) Red Maine Coon added at Casa JTC since the last time he was here, they took a liking to each other…
I think it’s because they gave the same fluffy orange hair…:)
JTC
Have not gave, I don’t want that thing on my head…
Pamela
I have a new furry friend that loves getting her belly petted.
The boys, a 16 pound Orange and a 20 pound Tuxedo will fall asleep with belly pets.
NotYetInACamp
🙂 Nice cat, JTC
JTC
Oh wait, you meant NotYet’s fluffy belly right?
JTC
Fortunately, CM has the fire engine and ladder ready in case the fur balls figure out how to light all that paper and boxes…
And don’t think they can’t.
Pamela
Forget flying fur balls, it’s the hair balls you need to look out for..especially in the middle of the night.
James Gemind
I’d show this to my sister for all the cats, but she suffers from a raging case of TDS. She’s Libertarian, and gay, and believes Trump has death camps for the gays already laid out…
Unca Walt
This has gotta go around. They’ve put together a 1 1/2 minute compilation of Biden’s best (interspersed with cut shots to WH denizens watching). Hilarious.
But the last video clip of Biden is what needs to go viral.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1313536756176875520
JTC
Now why has that last part not been played far and wide on every media outlet…Oh wait, never mind.
My Way Or --->
I – um – couldn’t get through that without a compelling urge to sneeze hard and loud. Is that a sign of allergy?
I am going to send that link to a couple of people… and warn them to put down whatever they are drinking before they watch it.
Punta Gorda
https://therightscoop.com/destroyed-tons-of-trump-mail-in-ballot-applications-shredded-in-back-of-tractor-trailer-headed-for-pennsylvania/
Richard
Which cat “Walks Through Walls”?
And I am not about to repeat that joke about Kamala and Willy’s…………
Halley
Pixel!
chris muir
Interesting resource. https://www.americancontingency.com/blog/
cb
Picture of Melinda Gates, Dr. Fauci and Obama in 2015, visiting the lab in Wujan ?
https://twitter.com/QAngels3/status/1313265652040433664
NotYetInACamp
Nice cats.