Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
Verbs mean ACTION!
xxx is such old skool, Javier to the rescue:
Cherry 2000 here they come…in more ways than one roll of paper towels.
How many Oh oh oh and Do that again and More Harder are programmed in the script.
Think the nose ringed heifer will be on the other side? Looking for love in all the wrong places… Looking to steal all sorts of information.
Don’t distract your man when you’re trying to tell him something.
No, it’s ‘thoroughly distract then later say “I told you and you didn’t say no” ‘
You’ve been over the mountain and seen the elephant…as have I.
What a freaking tragedy that sick puppy puppet has stolen away one of the absolute sexiest aspects of intimacy…
In the moment, the scent and texture of well-kept hair is one of God’s greatest aphrodisiacs…and now our own wives are waving us off of it? Fuck!
Speaking of ‘sick puppy’, ‘well kept hair’…
Oh. I thought “we’re done” meant “the kids won’t be going anywhere today.”
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