All Brian Williams-y.


  • March 21, 2015 at 9:44 pm

    I’ve never been to Mt. Rushmore. Never had the desire. But for that I would gas up the old Chevy and when I got there I would take a few pictures with me posing right between…………

  • March 21, 2015 at 9:53 pm
    Grunt GI

    heh, huge tracts of land, indeed.

  • March 21, 2015 at 10:03 pm
    John Carifidy

    I’d take up free climbing.

  • March 21, 2015 at 10:04 pm

    Yes indeed that is a mountainous bust…

    But in the other sense, is that:

    “America ain’t, just yet?” or “America ain’t just, yet?”

    • March 22, 2015 at 9:18 am


      • March 22, 2015 at 3:36 pm

        I’ll second that PaulS.

        All three statements are true IMHO.

  • March 21, 2015 at 10:42 pm

    Hey Chris, how much longer will the title block for Jan 2 “Play Ball” be on the bottom of the home page?

    • March 22, 2015 at 10:56 am
      Chris Muir

      I thought I’d fixed that.:(

  • March 22, 2015 at 12:10 am

    Will this wind up being a wallpaper or something?

  • March 22, 2015 at 12:16 am
    B Woodman

    “Land of the freeeeee, and home of the unbound.”

  • March 22, 2015 at 12:16 am
    Wayne M

    Huge tracts of land… in a very real and legally binding kind of way…

  • March 22, 2015 at 12:21 am

    Sometimes I will chide my husband for being an overtly randy jokester, and he’ll reply, “Guy,” by way of explanation. This strip is a joke he will appreciate.

  • March 22, 2015 at 1:33 am
    Lon Mead

    “Is this some kind of bust?’
    “Yes ma’am, very impressive. But we just want to ask a few questions.”

    Lt. Drebin would approve.

    • March 22, 2015 at 8:49 pm
      B Woodman


  • March 22, 2015 at 1:55 am

    I’d volunteer my maintenance services, but _on belay_ only. Too easy to get distracted and fall, otherwise.

  • March 22, 2015 at 2:54 am

    Too bad after a few decades of normal erosion and staining, those magnificent raptor perches will look like they’re leaking.

  • March 22, 2015 at 4:11 am
    Bill G

    Grand Tetons, indeed. Any comments about canyons would be cause for violence.

  • March 22, 2015 at 5:59 am

    And yet another Monty Python reference. I take it your a fan…me too!

  • March 22, 2015 at 6:20 am

    Reminds me of Marty Feldman climbing “Mount Giltenburg” (Juli Edge’s giant br**st) in Every Home hould Have One…

  • March 22, 2015 at 6:34 am
    Kip Allen

    I think it was “Huge tracts of land.”

  • March 22, 2015 at 7:47 am

    I think what we can take away from this is that the structural integrity is intact. There won’t be any shifting or subsidence.

  • March 22, 2015 at 1:11 pm
    Cliff H

    Speaking of tea (we were, weren’t we?) While driving last night I thought of this and you putting it on Zed’s pickup as a bumper sticker would tickle me:

    “America, you can’t get TEA from a Bush.”

    • March 22, 2015 at 9:15 pm
      B Woodman

      Mind if I have that made into a bumper sticker?

    • March 22, 2015 at 9:26 pm

      But can you get TEA from an Обама?

  • March 22, 2015 at 10:27 pm

    Appealing…but at some point they’d break off and fall, like the Old Man in the Mountain did, and that would look…bad.

    • March 22, 2015 at 10:47 pm
      B Woodman

      Never. Too sturdy a foundation.
      “The Rockies may crumble, Gibraltar may tumble,
      They’re only made of clay. . . . “

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