Affirmative Action.
Play Ball.


  • January 2, 2015 at 11:27 pm

    As soon as she brought up the idea of rape I would have told her to hit the road. Maybe then she could reflect while walking just had stupid and hateful her thoughts were.

  • January 2, 2015 at 11:30 pm

    No passport required for that trip!!

  • January 2, 2015 at 11:46 pm

    The problem with liberals these days is they have to get written consent before they can go F* themselves.

    • January 2, 2015 at 11:47 pm
      Chris Muir

      Okay,I hooted when I read this! 🙂

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:00 am

      That’s a perfect match and commentary for the subject. Well done!

    • January 3, 2015 at 6:45 am
      Doug Dean

      How, uh, romantic.

    • January 3, 2015 at 5:50 pm

      Well, that’s nifty, but it doesn’t quite follow from a joke on “go F*ck yourself.”

  • January 3, 2015 at 12:26 am
    B Woodman

    Ohhh. . . Zed and Sam. What “places” they go, and the “travel” they use to get there. Um um ummm. (sigh)
    Oh and Skye, them being a long time married couple, it’s mutual affirmative consent, no permission need be given.

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:35 am
      Chris Muir


      • January 3, 2015 at 12:45 am

        My take on this is that if you’re the type of couple for whom actions are a bigger turnon than words, some goddamn bureaucrat somewhere wants to peek in your window and accuse you of raping each other, simply because you just GO with it, most times.

      • January 3, 2015 at 12:50 am
        Chris Muir

        Yup.What normal couples do.

    • January 3, 2015 at 1:32 am
      Chris Muir

      No, most feminists are batshit crazy and their definition of consent is nowhere near what normal people have and what Z&S show here.

      • January 3, 2015 at 6:49 am
        Doug Dean

        Wrong! And if you don’t have it in writing you don’t have any proof when she changes her mind and the college expels you on the basis of her accusation before you even make it into a cout of law.

    • January 3, 2015 at 2:19 am
      Chris Muir

      Behave.No links to trash sites.

  • January 3, 2015 at 12:30 am
    • January 3, 2015 at 12:32 am
      Chris Muir

      Bwahahahaha! Excellent!

    • January 3, 2015 at 6:51 am
      Doug Dean

      LOL now that’s funny!

    • January 3, 2015 at 2:19 pm

      It would be a whole lot funnier if it weren’t so true…………

      Excellent commentary on our times.

    • January 3, 2015 at 2:28 pm

      I notice the Liberal’s glass isn’t there – is it because they aren’t going to share THEIR water with anyone?

      • January 4, 2015 at 1:38 am

        I expect the Liberal intends to take a bit from everyone else’s glass… a bit of redistribution, so to speak…

  • January 3, 2015 at 12:52 am

    Places beyond the edge, extended beyond skin and bone…

    Optimist, pessimist, feminist have it wrong.
    The glass is always full to the brim.

    • January 3, 2015 at 9:37 am
      B Woodman

      Or, to an engineer, the glass is twice a large as it needs to be.

      • January 3, 2015 at 5:39 pm

        The glass is always full. Maybe half water and half air, but full nonetheless.


  • January 3, 2015 at 1:15 am
    John M

    The pessimist says the container is half empty, the optimist says the container is half full, the engineer says the container is twice as big as it needs to be, and the realist drinks it…

  • January 3, 2015 at 2:23 am
    Chris Muir

    Gal Tea.Guilty? Smelling troll again…

    • January 3, 2015 at 10:58 am

      Wow, Seminar Troll. Do you call radio hosts as well?

  • January 3, 2015 at 3:08 am
    Ming the Merciless

    “because the power difference is so vast”
    What a pile o’ crap…The Queen of Saba visiting Salomon, yet the Sabaeans considered women to be less than furniture…Also, there was many Turkish Caliphs that were women…Also, the biggest sea Pirate was a woman, Ching Shih, the strength of personality, not size or gender make the leaders…I seen large dog packs in the wild led by little Pomeranians…no, planet lesbo has no connection to reality…By the way, poetess Sapho of the greek Lesbo island was actually heterosexual with husband and children!

  • January 3, 2015 at 3:24 am
    Ming the Merciless

    Hey, Gal Tea, we need trolls at the Trollhouse dot net…power struggles, yanno!

  • January 3, 2015 at 3:40 am

    Most women loathe having to tell their men what they like or want. One couple I knew worked out a code where the woman would wear a colored scarf or specific piece of jewelry that meant “this” is what she was into that evening.

    I lived in the same apartment building with them for just over two years. The aquamarine Hermez scarf and dolphin brooch combo…Crimus. You could hear them throughout the building!

  • January 3, 2015 at 4:34 am
    Ming the Merciless

    I looked up “Something Awful” ten years ago…no thanks…let’s leave coprophilia to the gay mafia.

  • January 3, 2015 at 9:55 am

    The whole “affirmative consent” idea is right out of the movie Cherry 2000 where all sexual encounters were negotiated by lawyers and contracts signed. Then, and only then, was sexual activity allowed.

    While the movie didn’t show it, it was implied that there would be an impartial third-party observer to ensure the terms of the contract were met. If it ever comes to that in real life the only way to save humanity will be to take the folks firmly grounded in the real world to a secure shelter and blow the rest of the “fridiots” to kingdom come and start over. Sometimes the only way to stop the spread of infection is with fire…figuratively speaking. (I don’t want some poor overly sensitive Progressive moron to be shocked into terror by my macroaggression, hence the phrase “figuratively speaking”.)

  • January 3, 2015 at 10:38 am
    Bill G

    Travel is broadening, they say.

  • January 3, 2015 at 10:46 am
    Constantine XI

    Skye is Amanda Marcotte.

  • January 3, 2015 at 1:54 pm
    Boobie the Rocket Dog

    Best line in a while and good way to start the new year.

    Kudos, Chris.

  • January 3, 2015 at 2:32 pm

    The Skye I know is speaking in a sarcastic tone in panel 2.

  • January 3, 2015 at 10:31 pm

    But what if the female is on top and doing the “driving”?

    • January 3, 2015 at 11:13 pm
      Blue Quasar

      Then it’s time to shut up and take it like a man.

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