Day By Day


  • Calvin

    As soon as she brought up the idea of rape I would have told her to hit the road. Maybe then she could reflect while walking just had stupid and hateful her thoughts were.

  • Wayne

    No passport required for that trip!!

  • The problem with liberals these days is they have to get written consent before they can go F* themselves.

    • Chris Muir

      Okay,I hooted when I read this! 🙂

    • Ed

      That’s a perfect match and commentary for the subject. Well done!

    • Doug Dean

      How, uh, romantic.

    • Well, that’s nifty, but it doesn’t quite follow from a joke on “go F*ck yourself.”

  • B Woodman

    Ohhh. . . Zed and Sam. What “places” they go, and the “travel” they use to get there. Um um ummm. (sigh)
    Oh and Skye, them being a long time married couple, it’s mutual affirmative consent, no permission need be given.

    • Chris Muir


      • pyrodice

        My take on this is that if you’re the type of couple for whom actions are a bigger turnon than words, some goddamn bureaucrat somewhere wants to peek in your window and accuse you of raping each other, simply because you just GO with it, most times.

      • Chris Muir

        Yup.What normal couples do.

    • Chris Muir

      No, most feminists are batshit crazy and their definition of consent is nowhere near what normal people have and what Z&S show here.

      • Doug Dean

        Wrong! And if you don’t have it in writing you don’t have any proof when she changes her mind and the college expels you on the basis of her accusation before you even make it into a cout of law.

    • Chris Muir

      Behave.No links to trash sites.

    • Chris Muir

      Bwahahahaha! Excellent!

    • Doug Dean

      LOL now that’s funny!

    • RooftopVoter

      It would be a whole lot funnier if it weren’t so true…………

      Excellent commentary on our times.

    • epador

      I notice the Liberal’s glass isn’t there – is it because they aren’t going to share THEIR water with anyone?

      • Wayne

        I expect the Liberal intends to take a bit from everyone else’s glass… a bit of redistribution, so to speak…

  • Pamela

    Places beyond the edge, extended beyond skin and bone…

    Optimist, pessimist, feminist have it wrong.
    The glass is always full to the brim.

    • B Woodman

      Or, to an engineer, the glass is twice a large as it needs to be.

      • Norm

        The glass is always full. Maybe half water and half air, but full nonetheless.


  • John M

    The pessimist says the container is half empty, the optimist says the container is half full, the engineer says the container is twice as big as it needs to be, and the realist drinks it…

  • Chris Muir

    Gal Tea.Guilty? Smelling troll again…

    • PaulS

      Wow, Seminar Troll. Do you call radio hosts as well?

  • Ming the Merciless

    “because the power difference is so vast”
    What a pile o’ crap…The Queen of Saba visiting Salomon, yet the Sabaeans considered women to be less than furniture…Also, there was many Turkish Caliphs that were women…Also, the biggest sea Pirate was a woman, Ching Shih, the strength of personality, not size or gender make the leaders…I seen large dog packs in the wild led by little Pomeranians…no, planet lesbo has no connection to reality…By the way, poetess Sapho of the greek Lesbo island was actually heterosexual with husband and children!

  • Ming the Merciless

    Hey, Gal Tea, we need trolls at the Trollhouse dot net…power struggles, yanno!

  • Zorro

    Most women loathe having to tell their men what they like or want. One couple I knew worked out a code where the woman would wear a colored scarf or specific piece of jewelry that meant “this” is what she was into that evening.

    I lived in the same apartment building with them for just over two years. The aquamarine Hermez scarf and dolphin brooch combo…Crimus. You could hear them throughout the building!

  • Ming the Merciless

    I looked up “Something Awful” ten years ago…no thanks…let’s leave coprophilia to the gay mafia.

  • DCE

    The whole “affirmative consent” idea is right out of the movie Cherry 2000 where all sexual encounters were negotiated by lawyers and contracts signed. Then, and only then, was sexual activity allowed.

    While the movie didn’t show it, it was implied that there would be an impartial third-party observer to ensure the terms of the contract were met. If it ever comes to that in real life the only way to save humanity will be to take the folks firmly grounded in the real world to a secure shelter and blow the rest of the “fridiots” to kingdom come and start over. Sometimes the only way to stop the spread of infection is with fire…figuratively speaking. (I don’t want some poor overly sensitive Progressive moron to be shocked into terror by my macroaggression, hence the phrase “figuratively speaking”.)

  • Bill G

    Travel is broadening, they say.

  • Constantine XI

    Skye is Amanda Marcotte.

  • Boobie the Rocket Dog

    Best line in a while and good way to start the new year.

    Kudos, Chris.

  • epador

    The Skye I know is speaking in a sarcastic tone in panel 2.

  • RayNAiken

    But what if the female is on top and doing the “driving”?

    • Blue Quasar

      Then it’s time to shut up and take it like a man.

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