Day By Day


  • I absolutely HATE Quantum mechanics…..

    • The Basseteer

      Quantum Mechanics, The Dreams Stuff Is Made Of.

      • Pamela

        Way back when wasn’t the stuff that dreams were made of the newest centerfold model…

  • Kafiroon

    Outta Time.

  • John M.

    Uh-uh – I was never so busy I thought I could talk to mom like that… we dropped whatever we were doing, took care of anything mom needed, then went back to our projects!

    I saw my oldest brother make that mistake once… object lesson for all of us!

    • Too Tall

      Let me guess, Mom addressed the issue, and then opened her conversation with Dad by stating: “Let me tell you what YOUR son did today….” Double Jeopardy does exist.

      • John M.

        No – in our household, mom could pretty well take care of her own discipline. If she told dad it was more to keep dad up to speed with family business, not to expect him to mete out punishment.

    • epilitimus

      I Javier’s defense I’m guessing that none of your projects involved anything which if left unattended at the wrong moment could result in a thermonuclear detonation.

  • Too Tall

    Schrodinger’s Cat strikes again. It keeps walking through walls, as if it didn’t know any better.

    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      Pixel, The Cat Who Walks Through Walls.

      • Badger

        Exactly what I was thinking. (Muir+Heinlein+a little Tabasco)

        • Larry

          There is nothing little about Tabasco!

      • Too Tall

        If Kiko and Mari can’t turn Javier’s head he is either hopeless or developmentally delayed.

    • DogByte6RER

      Ha … Schrodinger’s Cat. That CAT is what Ghislaine Maxwell is at this very moment! She is kept in her federal box … is she dead?!? Is she alive?!?

      Did Jeffrey Epstein commit suicide?!?

      Who is John Galt?

    • epilitimus

      Schrodinger’s cat was a figment of his imagination.

  • Jim

    Groundhog daze

  • Too Tall

    Apropos of everything, Chicago had yet another record breaking weekend, 10 dead and 58 wounded.

    Eighteen Police Officers injured, two seriously. Mayor Groot tweets out and blames the police, supports the protestors rioters. She has yet to visit a single one of her police officers in the hospital.

    Coming soon to your hometown if your neighbors keep voting for Progtard DildoCrats.

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Time? Slippage?
    (Oh, shit! Nowhere to run and hide.)

  • Too Tall

    In case you still have difficulty distinguishing between approaching artillery fire and thunder:

    Appointed by Obama, she was announced on Friday afternoon as the Presiding Judge for Karmi vs. Deutsche Bank which involved Jeffrey Epstein. Word is someone was concerned the judge might actually possess some integrity.

    A “FedEx Driver” showed up on their doorstep at 5:00 PM on Sunday, shot her 19-year old son, who was a freshman at Catholic University in the heart when he answered the door, and pumped four rounds into his Dad, the Judge’s husband,

    And Epstein didn’t kill himself.

    • Lucius Severus Pertinax

      At this point, anybody who still thinks Epstein killed himself must also still believe in the Tooth Fairy.

      • interventor

        Neither Christmas decorations, nor Jeff Epstein hung themselves. Nor, take themselves down.

    • formwiz

      Said assassin also killed himself.

      Thing is, whacking Her Honor’s family might get the opposite result.

      Hell hath no fury and more deadly than the male and all that. The people behind this stuff don’t seem to be thinking it through.

      Right about now, she may be feeling she’s lost everything. Think the Red Army on the outskirts of Berlin.

      • Too Tall

        I like the way you think.

        Should Her Honor so decide, she could, in this case, legally and completely, make the Red Army on the outskirts of Berlin look like The Teddybears Picnic.

  • Pamela

    Hmm. So Javier, are you going back to the 10 minutes before George passed the fake $20…

    • Lucius Severus Pertinax

      No… He sends R200 back to 1913, to “Terminate” one Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (aka Vladamir Lenin) and then an unknown, third-rate painter in Vienna named Adolf Hitler. Then on to Belgrade, to “Terminate” one Colonel Dragutin Dimitrijević (a.k.a. “Apis”)- the head of the Serbian rogue government organization commonly known as the “Black Hand”
      which was responsible for training and arming those responsible for the Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, 28 June 1914.
      When R200 returns to out present, he may be returning to a world very different from the one he left.

    • WayneM

      CoronaCold… classis!!

      • MasterDiver

        I still prefer Guinness!

        Zar Belk!

        • Pamela

          No Corona or Guinness. Tequila.
          Clase Azul Reposado is rather fine sipping it slow. Goes well with dark chocolate.

    • Halley

      Yes, Pam. The only people I know who seriously pretend there is a medical basis for World Gone Mad Corona Apocalypse Forever are the same suspects who pretend to claim CHAZ/CHOP is an idealistic socialist paradise and that George Floyd was the reincarnation of Mother Teresa.

      Either Civil War 2.0 is gearing up, or we’re in the final phase of PDT’s 4D chess game with the clueless, and now openly criminal, Left…

      • formwiz

        I suggest the latter. We know the current “surge” is yet another strain of CDC cooking the books and the Administration is finally challenging Fauci.

        Add that to people getting fed up with the masks and rioting (are the rioters’ numbers getting any bigger?) and the fact NeverTrumper John Kasich will be giving Gropin’ Joe’s acceptance speech at the Demo convention.

        The Demos are going to have another scam when these 2 fall through and then there’s nothing but the election.

        Can you say sweep?

  • JTC

    T minus FIVE DAYS and counting…

    (unless we get some of this time slippage shit…hmm)

  • Oh dear.

  • Richard

    1.) Thank the German High Command of WWI for sending back Lenin to Germany to cause trouble. (Boy was that a miscalculation.)
    2.) Thank ST:TNG for all of those time loop stories.

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    It’s just a jump to the left
    And then a step to the right
    With your hands on your hips
    You bring your knees in tight
    But it’s the pelvic thrust
    That really drives you insane
    Let’s do the time warp again
    Let’s do the time warp again

    • Pamela

      As if you put on a pair of fishnet stockings, corset and high heels.
      Let me know if you want to borrow any 😉

      • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

        Not yet.
        But thx for the offer.
        I need to grow out my three-day face first.

  • DogByte6RER

    “It’s like déjà vu all over again.”

    – Yogi Berra

  • Punta Gorda

    Surprise. The shooter of the NJ judges son committed suicide

    • No, that would be Arkancide.

    • Punta Gorda

      Police refusing to DO THEIR JOB while on duty should forfeit ‘qualified immunity’

  • Mikey72

    I’d settle for someone going back in time to stop Patient Zero from leaving the Wuhan virus lab. If Javier would do that, I would apologize to his mother for him.

    • Pamela

      How about going back the the moment that the spawn of the dark one told the Labs to make something interesting on top of insanely nasty, and zapping that creature(s) with HOLY FIRE

      • JTC

        Just go back to 1961 and IMPLORE that nasty white woman from Kansas to employ the population control method her kind so revere.

        Our culture evolved and prospered in spite of -in some instances because of- the historical evils mentioned above. But that POS and its handlers/enablers was the beginning of the end of it.

        The middle of the end of it will come when the ruse is finally dropped and they put the nominal female simian on the ticket.

        The end of the end will come when we are finally so sick and tired of it and refuse to take it any more…and engage a internecine shooting war that will make CW 1 look like a church picnic.

        • Wood

          So many good things could be accomplished with a time machine… and so many bad. To say nothing of the butterfly effect.

  • Night-gaunt49

    The President’s Deep State thugs are testing out the police state they want. No badges no names no crimes except taking people off the street and locking them a way for a day for no discernable law. Also illegal because they are Federal in character and are not wanted in Portland or anywhere else.

    • formwiz

      They’re protecting Federal property, nitwit.

      • Punta Gorda

        Multiple thumbs up.

    • Wood

      You have no idea what the deep state is. The president hasn’t had time to change out the deep state. The deep state is that collection of bureaucrats who stay in place through the changes in administration. Obama had 8 years to build it up. He weaponized federal agencies against conservatives. That’s the deep state. Given the amount of obstinance and personal attacks this president has sustained, I’m impressed he didn’t just throw in the towel. So clearly he believes there’s something left to save. I hope he’s right. Because what I see out there in the cities in the news isn’t worth saving. At this point it looks like the only way to save the United State is for the States to implement the electoral college election model so the dense urban areas can’t dominate any longer. Otherwise the hashtag activist crowd will destroy everything, and since they’ve never built anything before, there ya go. All over.