A few years ago, Matt Bracken wrote an essay describing exactly how this would happen (if the SNAP stopped). As ugly as he describes the ensuing violence, I think he was optimistic. The biggest problem with the tick class is their mobility. They can bring their violence to neighborhoods quite far from their nest.
Fortunately the majority of them are self concentrated in major Blue Cities and depend on public transportation, a 400 pounder isn’t going to walk far from their HUD apartment. Is that why Dem Gun Grabbers have tried so long and hard to keep them and us disarmed?
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Can they be rendered down for their blubber?
They have a toxic “waist.”
Dictionary.com:
Waist – the part of the body in humans between the ribs and the hips, usually *the narrowest part of the torso.*
“Waist” not, want not.
The GibsMeDat FSA screeches again.
Wish it was just the black ones.
Time do be tickin’ away.
… maybe it should be Tick-Talk…..
A few years ago, Matt Bracken wrote an essay describing exactly how this would happen (if the SNAP stopped). As ugly as he describes the ensuing violence, I think he was optimistic. The biggest problem with the tick class is their mobility. They can bring their violence to neighborhoods quite far from their nest.
Fortunately the majority of them are self concentrated in major Blue Cities and depend on public transportation, a 400 pounder isn’t going to walk far from their HUD apartment. Is that why Dem Gun Grabbers have tried so long and hard to keep them and us disarmed?
Rule #1: If someone wants to take your guns away from you, it’s because they want to do something to you that they couldn’t do if you still had them.
Rule #2: There are no exceptions to rule #1. Ever.
Jo must be off getting a Modification Work Order applied by Javier. Should be helluva software patch.
It’s kinda amazing how many of these ticks exist… and how awfully obese they are… and how toxic they are…
Feck’em. They don’t work, they don’t eat. End this sad saga and legacy of LBJ and soon.
It’s kinda like the word politics.
Poli … many
Tics (sic) … blood sucking parasites
Fat ‘Poor’ People. A uniquely modern and American phenomenon.