Branch Covidians. Good name for them. Their “Koresh’ must be Fauci.
They love to be politically Koreshed.
Evidence of brainwashing. With three hotties sitting there, Any normal young male would be drooling at the target rich situation.
They are from Yale. Definitely NOT normal, and male is a questionable assumption.
Probably LGBTQ+ or else into humiliation at the hands of some obese troglodyte from Wellesley or Vassar.
Be wary of stereotypes. One of my best and most supportive friends went to Vassar. (Then took a a second bachelor’s and a masters at my southern alma mater before moving on for a doctorate; of course, this was 35 years ago. Conservative. Strong 2A advocate. )
Maybe Sam is open carrying? Nah…they’d be even more “triggered!”
Lol I’d say all three ladies are “printing” enough I wouldn’t notice a pistol.
Gots to ask. What are them Yale things doing in Texas? Working on the new Immi-ghetto? Going to be interesting watching them drink “koolaid”.
“…you’re making us feel unsafe…”
“Well, you know where the door is!”
A person could also say “Your mask makes me think you’re trying to rob me!”
Oh, I like this one. My usual is more along the lines of,
“You’re making us feel unsafe.”
“So get therapy. It’s your problem, not mine.”
Well, boys, you approached us. We didn’t approach you. Feel unsafe? Then you back away from us. And keep on going until you do feel safe. Saaaaay, all the back to Yale. (bless your hearts)
Bless your hearts means fuck you in the south.
No. It does not.
As the Church Ladies at Pahokee First Baptist Church and so many other Southern ladies I grew up around and who employed the term often knew so well, it is far, far more nuanced than that.
That is the gist, accurate, and well stated. It has so many uses. some concerned and good to FY and worse intent. Southern women can insult you beyond belief politely.
And while most of those ladies would never utter the eff word or FJB or even the LGB euphemism, that term in some of its nuances could become the new chant, “Bless Your Heart!” and be just like a bullet to it…
What would the leftist media mouthpieces say about that?
“We go to Yale”
Huh. Yalies. Educated beyond their intelligence.
Some intelligence; no common sense.
Or could it be “… Yalies. MISeducated beyond their intelligence.” Just askin’ fer a friend.
Someone once asked me, long ago and far away, if I would rather be intelligent or smart. My immediate answer: SMART.
Spent a number of years in MENSA some decades back (80s-90s); finally left because I got tired of being around so many of the dumbest people I’ve ever met showing off some of the highest IQs you’ve ever seen.
“Intelligent” and “Smart” are not, repeat NOT, congruent terms.
Said it for decades, proven time and again from the vantage point behind the gun&pawn counter, “some of the dumbest people I ever met were some of the most “educated” “.
You mean like “Doctor” Jill and Doctor Fauci?
“We’d know if we had any cultist conditioning”.
Just “ask” a fish to describe the water they swim and live in.
“Water? What’s that?”
Give them the Skull and Bones pass sign and see what happens.
“Feeling safe is not a cult”
Well, boys, I want you to show me, chapter, verse, and statute, where Texas and Constitutional law (not your feelz) sez you are guaranteed the right to feel safe.
Meanwhile, while you’re scratching your nuts thinking about that, y’all just back away over there away from us. I think you might assault us, and there ARE laws against that.
“Do try the koolaid”.
40 proof or better.
…the hell is in Sam’s hand and what has she done to that poor college boy?
Looks like a strawberry ice cream cone to me but I could be wrong.
Oh. Okay then. 😉
been to yale. good natural history museum. the rest of it..not worth the powder to blow it to hell.
same with harvard. a great natural history museum. the rest…meh.
Somethings that are NOT in the curriculum at Yale:
The sound of a bolt action sniper rifle chambering a round.
The sound of a safety being flipped off.
The physiological effects of a .30 cal. to .50 cal round slamming into the human body at supersonic speeds.
The pros and cons of a head shot versus “crossing the T.”
If the frat boys ask nicely, I’m sure Zed and Naomi would be delighted to fill some gaps in their education.
You forgot the triggering effect of watching your buddy’s head explode before you even hear the crack of the rifle.
I dunno, I think that was cover nicely, pro and con, ref. head shot.
Bush. Yale. Texas. Kennebunkport. Skull and Bones. Secret society.
What’s there to feel safe about? Kerry is a Yaley. And Averell Harriman was. And so many others. CFR members galore.
We all know the Ivy League money pits gave up on edumacation in favor of indoctrination decades previously, so their knowledge-base is suspect right off the hob… Taxachuetts is more like NY than Texas, they got lost badly…
Ivy League Elites = Cult? Mm, ayuh. Sounds about right. They’ve brainwashed themselves into believing in their own wonderfulness. And they live in an echo chamber that reinforces that belief.
As an example, they’re all doing fine with the lockdowns, and don’t see any reason anyone else might be having problems.
Thank you, Sam. “Branch C0vidians” will feature highly in my social media commentaries.
Timely. Biting. Focused. Terse.
Superb craftsmanship and delivery.
Sam: How’d you get in here?
Boyz: We walked in…?
Sam: Then you must know how to get out, bub-bye-now….
Thoughts on cults:
Wondering if the boyas are sorta wishing the “masks” below the neckline weren’t so covering though.
Nah. They’re too indoctrinated (brainwashed) by The Cult of the Face Diaper to care what is worn (or not) below the neckline.
A couple of neutron bombs to New Haven CT and Cambridge MA ought to do the trick.
Nuke the ideology … save the historical buildings.
BTW … Sloppy Joe’s recent pick to SCOTUS is a Harvard bot, just like the doofus she is supposed to replace.
Harvard and Yale … America’s homegrown Axis of Evil.
I hope that there is a surprise under though dresses riding in a thigh rig just to disavow those Gammasexuals from tomfoolery when their poor withered nads send some long ago forgotten testosterone to the limbic portion of their lizard brain. My guess is that the twins will have them roped and tied before they get another step.
I think there’s a song there…. gonna need help from my fellow deplorables.
“We are politically kordesh
We have no fauci you can find
We speak as one, individually
We’re your betters you see
Went to Harvard and Yale-eeee!
We know what the facts are
’cause We have a list you see
Full of rules for the not me
For We’re your betters
We went to Harvard Brown and
Just a stanza there. Not even sure of scan and meter, or a song to put this too.
I now toss this to Y’all.
They don’t feel safe with the Ladies not wearing masks, but will screw anything in sight while not wearing a condom. If I were their Parents, I’d demand their money back. Then smack their folks for not doing their job.
Does anybody else remember the song in an Elvis movie called “Poison Ivy League”? These guys would fit right into that one!
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