The Red and the Black.


  • September 7, 2016 at 9:56 pm
    Texas is state of Mind

    WOW !!!

    No Jan ???
    just a thought.

    • September 7, 2016 at 10:07 pm
      Grunt GI

      My question as well

      • September 8, 2016 at 12:05 am
        HAL 9000

        Jan is the tallest of the ladies. It wouldn’t be as big of a … stretch … for her to reach the glasses.

      • September 8, 2016 at 7:42 am
        Grunt GI

        AHHH, but with that long hair and…other assets, a fine stretch it would be….

  • September 7, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    If only she had a brain…

  • September 7, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    Why does she need a brain?

    • September 7, 2016 at 10:15 pm

      So she makes a decent sammich.

      • September 8, 2016 at 12:44 am
        John M

        …and pours a decent drink…

      • September 8, 2016 at 8:55 am

        All that can be trained into a monkey………….

        Unfortunately even the most chauvinistic of us requires more than a good sammich and a drink.

        That’s where Skye falls apart.

  • September 7, 2016 at 10:06 pm
    Grunt GI

    I know many of the commenters really hate her, but i think Skye is Hawt.

    But—as I tell my wife, never take a bite out of crazy.

    And secretly I think she likes the attention too…she’s really stretching.

    • September 7, 2016 at 10:41 pm

      I agree.

      Just because I appreciate a Van Gogh painting doesn’t mean I think it’s a good idea to cut my ear off.

      It is important to be able to separate the form of a thing from it’s function.

      • September 8, 2016 at 6:43 am
        Bill G

        Separating from from function is the basis of the comment “All cats are grey in the dark”.

    • September 7, 2016 at 11:44 pm

      Secretly, hell!

  • September 7, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    I guess the breast feeding didn’t hurt from the looks of them.

  • September 7, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    Does that qualify as a nip slip?

  • September 7, 2016 at 10:59 pm
    B Woodman

    Yeah, if I had hired help like Sam and Skye, I’d build an overhead bar rack to show off their “bar racks” too. Yum!

  • September 7, 2016 at 11:53 pm

    The only thing that could improve it, is get rid of the SKANK

  • September 8, 2016 at 12:14 am

    The expensive liquor should go up high as well.

  • September 8, 2016 at 12:15 am

    Skye is not THAT bad… as long as she’s silently serving sammiches sexy like, it is all good. Just don’t ask for the Taco Surprise.

    Saw what I did there? 😉

    • September 8, 2016 at 7:43 am
      Grunt GI


      Yes, women are more attractive silent, half dressed, and serving sammiches.

  • September 8, 2016 at 12:40 am

    And in 10-15 years they will start to look like something found in National Geographic…

    • September 8, 2016 at 1:09 am
      Bart Noir

      Who dragged in reality?

      There’s enough of that in the political side of these wonderful intellectual commentaries. Or whatever we call them.

    • September 8, 2016 at 9:22 am

      Oh, I’m sure they’d get a little cosmetic assistance.

      Zar Belk!

      • September 8, 2016 at 9:35 am

        As long as they don’t become a serving tray after the overhaul.

  • September 8, 2016 at 1:11 am

    Absolutely delightful use of an otherwise mentally deficient product.

  • September 8, 2016 at 6:47 am
    Bill G

    Diners are going to need far more than the usual amount of napkins for barbecue.

  • September 8, 2016 at 6:51 am
    Bill G

    To JTC, regarding yesterday’s comment about Black Bush.
    It’s the actual name of a Bushmills product.
    With, of course, all the other lovely connotations.

  • September 8, 2016 at 8:12 am

    That’s what’s referred to as “intelligent design” and very user friendly. Ergonomics at its finest.

  • September 8, 2016 at 8:37 am
    Grunt GI

    Ok, I’ll ask, cuz I’m not ashamed to admit I don’t know.

    WTF is a “fly velvet coat?”

    • September 8, 2016 at 8:58 am

      Grunt, watch any bad 70’s movie made by Black producers…….. They had the best stereotype Pimps…….. Most all of them had spectacular velvet coats, usually Purple.

      They were “Fly” ( cool to you and I )

      • September 8, 2016 at 9:05 am

        A picture. This is “Huggy Bear”, from the cop show “Starsky and Hutch”:

      • September 8, 2016 at 9:43 am

        Loved the show. My brothers and I would scream at the TV “Idiots! Boobs! El Stupido!” at their atrocious slow cornering and lousy driving.

      • September 8, 2016 at 9:07 am
        Grunt GI

        OH, okay…yup…no clue…closest I came to watching a bad 70s movie like that was watching Starsky and Hutch with their informer pimp Huggie Bear…

        HA, anyone remember that show as a kid?

      • September 8, 2016 at 9:29 am

        Yup… When I bought my first car, I briefly considered painting a white stripe. Luckily I didn’t follow through although it was mainly because I couldn’t settle on a design.

      • September 8, 2016 at 12:11 pm

        Yup,I worked at a Ford dealer in the 70’s ,and we actually sold “Starsky and Hutch ” edition LTD 2 ‘s,with the white stripe on the side.
        But I bought a T-bird instead.
        Best line from the TV show was Huggy Bear telling his ol lady “I will be home,when I get home,if I come home “.

  • September 8, 2016 at 9:22 am
    Spin Drift

    Just an observation but did Skye lose a tattoo or two? Speaking of two, shouldn’t there be an OSHA warning on those? They could poke an eye out you know.

    War Damn Screaming Eagle

  • September 8, 2016 at 9:39 am

    Zed would need to have his head examined even thinking about buying one. While the height of male fashion during some centuries, totally out of place in a Texas DDQ. Rather see him in chaps and spurs.

    • September 8, 2016 at 12:52 pm

      I enjoy their levels of sarcasm. You can enjoy his …. in …. … whatever. Picture him as you will.
      A bit of distraction now and again is healthy. These women portrayed are good looking mamas. 🙂 That adds to the allure. They add to what DDQ is.

  • September 8, 2016 at 9:54 am

    “Rather see him in (just) chaps and spurs. And a Stetson”

    FIFY. Do I know my fellow fantasizers or not? 😉

    • September 8, 2016 at 10:40 am
      Cliff H

      That would make him one of the Village People, not Huggy Bear.

      • September 8, 2016 at 12:45 pm

        Ewww. He doesn’t bat or catch for the other team. Don’t go there.

    • September 8, 2016 at 12:48 pm

      Can’t forget the Stetson

      • September 8, 2016 at 1:01 pm

        Good memories on that song. Nice pick.

        Eventually one does not notice the Stetson. Eventually.

  • September 8, 2016 at 10:50 am
    Sam Guy

    not so sure that pimping your woman out is such a great idea. Money is money though, so what the hey?

    • September 8, 2016 at 11:17 am

      How is being proud of a hot wife (or friend or sister or mom) ‘pimping them out. I call it proudly sharing….that said, she’s still over dressed.

  • September 8, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    I’d marry syke in a heart beat.What she really needs is someone who would love her and have the courage to tell her to sit down and shut up. And then have the fortitude to put with the shit that followed.

    • September 8, 2016 at 5:52 pm

      Might want to get an STD workup prior to hitching yourself to her.

      • September 8, 2016 at 8:44 pm

        What is that dripping from the bottom of her shorts anyway?


  • September 8, 2016 at 8:38 pm
    Old Codger

    OT (WAY OT)
    I read this just this afternoon;
    “Muslims Threaten “If Donald Trump will be president, we will leave the US””

    That MAY just be the best reason I’ve heard to date to vote for Trump!

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