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  • October 25, 2022 at 12:06 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    The fecal fertilizer has met the rotating oscillating device.
    It’s going to take a moment for Sam to wrap her mind around what Zed has done, why he did it, and the necessity of the deed. That, and that it’s loooooong overdue.

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    • October 25, 2022 at 12:16 am
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      This time, the right snake was disposed of.

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    • October 25, 2022 at 4:30 am
      Bren

      Couple of years back, Zed told her quite clearly what would happen if anyone came after his family

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  • October 25, 2022 at 12:07 am
    Fox2!

    Did Zed leave Thing 1 and Thing 2 for Jeff to deal with? Or is there a First Law issue? Did Javier include the First Law in the ‘bots programming?

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    • October 25, 2022 at 12:15 am
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      Agreed. Thing 1 and Thing 2 need to be captured, interrogated and wrung dry,
      Any number of methods (of which I have NO experience) available for use.
      Afterwards, “wipe” them clean so they can’t point back to the DD. Again, options: anything from “never seen again” to permanent drooling gibbering idiots.

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      • October 25, 2022 at 12:25 am
        Fox2!

        A pithy opportunity.

      • October 25, 2022 at 7:37 am
        MasterDiver

        Too bad they don’t have a Sensory Deprivation Tank like in “Cardinal of the Kremlin”. (Or the Recompression Chamber Mr. Clark used on the Druggie in “Without Remorse”. >I Know a lady in North Carolina who has one of those for sale…<)

        Zar Belk!

    • October 25, 2022 at 10:41 am
      JSStryker

      I don’t think Javier would be bothered with including some rule made up by a science fiction writer many, many years ago.

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    • October 25, 2022 at 12:01 pm
      Cabbitboy

      In the Star Trek The Next Generation episode The Most Toys the villain managed to logic Data into the android equivalent of some varmints just need killing so Jeff may have had that occur or there may be a line of code where that Asimov’s 3 laws are null and void under a threat to the family situation.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 12:09 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    Now, what has Zed done with the corpus remains of Baldy?

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    • October 25, 2022 at 12:49 am
      Too Tall

      Baldy? Who”s Baldy?

      Body? What body?

      Ain’t nobody seen nothing…..

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      • October 25, 2022 at 7:38 am
        MasterDiver

        The hogs ate well last night…

        Zar Belk!

  • October 25, 2022 at 12:10 am
    Fox2!

    Silence Done Good

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    • October 25, 2022 at 2:49 pm
      Punta Gorda

      Funny that. Locally a guy built a pig pen overlapping a new driveway of a neighbor.

      Turns out the property records say it is his. Bought foe 200K a couple of years ago.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 12:21 am
    John+M.

    Don’t ask, don’t tell…

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  • October 25, 2022 at 12:29 am
    Too Tall

    With a single muffled sound she spoke ..volumes.

    Her voice echoes in the halls of power around the world reducing the evil to quivering cowards.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 12:39 am
    DogByte6RER
    • October 25, 2022 at 1:46 am
      Fox2!

      55 years ago or so, the “Original” pirates of the Caribbean ride had an animatronic skull and crossbones in the wall, just as the car plunged into the ride, telling you that “Dead men tell no tales”. I don’t know if that survived the woke redo to bring the ride into line with the movies. And eliminate the un-woke scenes, such as the wench auction at the village the pirates were looting.

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      • October 25, 2022 at 10:24 pm
        MasterDiver

        There was a whole series of ghostly displays where a Greek Chorus chanted “Dead Men Tell No Tales” over and over…

  • October 25, 2022 at 1:06 am
    Kafiroon

    Depending upon what happens in Nov. through Jan., there may be a bit more of that sort of thing. Maybe even in demonrat instigated riots.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 1:30 am
    Mike-SMO

    Always take care of “evidence”, like shell casings with firing pin indents

    Remember that one of the “S”s is shutup. Make sure every comment is vague if Sam goes off the deep end. Zed was “in the business”, Sam launches turkeys. She is going to be “shocked” at the reality. Plan for that.

    Difficult business.

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    • October 25, 2022 at 4:11 am
      MadCat

      Expended hulls and shell casings…the main problem with stealthy semi-automatics/pump-guns. OTOH, six-shooters have that cylinder-to-barrel gap that is hard to quiet down. And they are six-shooters. Yet again, “One riot, one Ranger”.

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      • October 25, 2022 at 7:44 am
        MasterDiver

        Police up the brass, change the barrel, a new firing pin, and a little time in the smithy. All tidied up.

        Zar Belk!

      • October 25, 2022 at 9:02 am
        Oldarmourer

        Single shot .410 firing 300gr .45 Colt subsonics through a ‘truck’ oil filter or a more permanent ‘can’…pretty much the best you’ll get, just the click of the hammer and a quiet cough. Even reloading makes less noise than a slide racking and your empties are right there.

      • October 25, 2022 at 5:53 pm
        Htrn

        The fact that they retain the brass, is why the CIA had Knights Armament build suppressed revolvers for them. The key is telescopic ammunition

        https://firearmcentral.fandom.com/wiki/KAC_Silenced_Revolver_Rifle#:~:text=The%20Knight's%20Armament%20Company%20Silenced,30%20caliber%20cartridge.

        Built on Ruger Super Redhawks, they came as both handguns and rifles.

      • October 25, 2022 at 11:06 pm
        JSStryker

        The Russian Nagant pistol’s cylinder slides forward to create a gas seal.

  • October 25, 2022 at 1:33 am
    Hotrod+Lincoln

    Eley Tenex subsonic through a can- – – – – -the Mossad’s favorite problem solver, so I hear- – – – -got several boxes.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 1:40 am
    Fox2!

    Has Sam just realized that she is married to a stone cold killer?

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    • October 25, 2022 at 4:12 am
      MadCat

      “Sometimes they just need killin'”.

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    • October 25, 2022 at 6:03 pm
      Tuna

      I’m sure she already knew seeing how he was SF.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 1:47 am
    Kafiroon

    He just wanted his family to be left alone.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 2:03 am
    Capn+Jack

    That outhouse had a ready made hole under it and needed to be moved anyway.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 2:11 am
    Mike-SMO

    “Baldy” walked off aways so his phone call couldn’t be overheard. It wasn’t. Most bars have music playing. Thing 1 and Thing 2 are probably finishing their beer, awaiting orders or payment. Baldy’s van is probably in Mexico. The girls are probably home, in bed. No excitement until the morning shift change. All quiet on the South-Western Front. No un-necessary excitement. No witnesses.

    Sam finally met the man she married. Meeting over a freshly cleaned pistol is SO romantic.

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    • October 25, 2022 at 4:17 am
      MadCat

      My wife loves the smell of Hoppe’s in the morning. She prefers it over Chanel…although I disagree.

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    • October 25, 2022 at 11:52 pm
      ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

      Don’t clean it, melt it. In a situation such as this, the piece used along with spent brass and matching rounds, has to disappear. Let them try to match/trace one of Z’s other weapons, of which I am assuming there are a number which are “one the books” bait, while of course the main private-party stash is remotely and securely stored.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 2:37 am
    Tim Moyer

    Well Done!

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  • October 25, 2022 at 4:35 am
    Bren

    Dead men frequently tell tales. The trick is getting them to tell the tale you want told. Sometimes it takes multiple volumes.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 4:47 am
    McChuck

    Shoot, shovel, shut up.
    Hogs convert useless trash into bacon.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 6:44 am
    Stanley Anderson

    Din’t the Beatles have a song called “She, Zed, She, Zed”?

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  • October 25, 2022 at 6:45 am
    PCChaos

    If this were to happen more often, we’d be in a better state. A weapon used as judiciary process by agencies no one trusts, by an administration we abhor is what we shed in 1781.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 9:16 am
    Oldarmourer

    As I sit here wondering which semi-trained but clueless gov’t operative has been assigned to read these comments and attempt to find some form of ‘insurrection’ in them to be used as ‘evidence’ years down the road much like old yearbook entries are today, I remind myself that we’re simply contributing authors to a work of fiction…that’s my story and I’m sticking with it.

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    • October 25, 2022 at 10:27 pm
      MasterDiver

      I’ve gotten to the age where threatening me with life in prison is hardly a deterrent.

      Zar Belk!

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  • October 25, 2022 at 10:16 am
    Spin Drift

    So, Zed’s back on the porch. Thing is that the after the first one the rest are easy. All his previous were FED.gov sanctioned. This one was sanctified. He protected his progeny and that is a fathers right. Let the next know the price of the Fed’s shilling.

    Spin

    Fuck Joe Biden, Long live Silence Dogood.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 10:24 am
    RayNAiken

    ‘To Hell With Them Fellas — Buzzards Gotta Eat, Same As Worms’.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 10:53 am
    WayneM

    I haven’t independently confirmed this but I’ve heard that “He needed killin'” is accepted as legal justification in Texas.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 10:58 am
    John

    I don’t see what the problem with disposal is here.
    The ranch has a helicopter and Mexico is within spitting distance.
    It’s just one more decomposing body in that desert.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 11:08 am
    Halley

    There are many who believe that the Junta is intentionally provoking violence so as to be able to justify martial law and call off the elections (ALL future elections).

    Given what we’ve seen these last three years, that’s almost a conservative assessment of what they’re capable of.

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    • October 25, 2022 at 1:09 pm
      Kafiroon

      Remember that there were many ‘commentators’ that said you should not go to DC.

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    • October 25, 2022 at 9:28 pm
      ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

      The question becomes, at what point does our resistance to their provocation become acquiescence to their proscription?

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  • October 25, 2022 at 11:38 am
    Pamela

    Dead Men can tell tales in the hands of a great Forensic Anthropologist.
    Leave to traces is the best course.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 3:41 pm
    ensitue

    The FBI has confessed that they would change the results of forensic examination to suit the desires of law enforcement agencies and DAs, so much for justice it has become Just-Us. Our Republic was murdered long ago, our nation is being carved-up by the Globalists, the Federal Govt is an occupying power only slightly more sophisticated than the Gestapo, there is no social contract only oppression, theft and sexual perversion that victimizes, nay murders, the weakest citizens. Anyone that disagrees is labeled a Terrorist, fodder for the Drones. Plan accordingly.

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  • October 25, 2022 at 8:29 pm
    Brodder

    Scene: thing 1 thing two wake up and notice they are dolled up. Heavy make up. Next noticing that they are sitting on a casting couch.
    Zoom back and we see six large men looming over the back of the couch
    Grinng down at the fibbies. From the side off camera you see a leash and hear a burro braying.
    The fake feds are now a living meme.

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    • October 25, 2022 at 9:55 pm
      Pamela

      There are some things you can’t unsee

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  • October 25, 2022 at 11:20 pm
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC
  • October 26, 2022 at 9:56 pm
    doug whiddon

    My whole life i’ve thought it was “Silence Dogwood” I looked it up to check. Well, learn something new every day.

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