Cats have rules?
Must be like Woman Rules.
The rules exist.
Every cat and woman knows what they are.
They can be changed on a whim, or Just Because.
Men will never know the rules.
Cats and Women rule!
April 15, 2016 at 12:21 am
jackdeth72
*Ahem*
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
*Robert H. Heinlein*
April 15, 2016 at 7:10 am
Pamela
My 15 year old gray cat is now sleeping in the washing machine. She meows in it. Likes to hear the sound of her voice.
Wonder if she is practicing for meowing in Congress…
The boys on the other hand sprawl on my chair or keyboard.
At least they can’t sleep on the flat screen monitor.
Cats own the Universe. They just hired God as Property Manager because they just can’t be bothered by trifles.
April 15, 2016 at 10:15 am
B Woodman
(APPLAUSE!!)
April 15, 2016 at 10:18 am
B Woodman
Being a Doorman and Manager at The Kitty (5 of them) Hotel, I can relate.
April 15, 2016 at 6:19 pm
Old Codger
Had a cat that liked to grab a quick (cat)nap in the dryer. I guess it liked the nice warm dryer. Anyhow, one day the cat was grabbing some Zs when my wife tossed a load of sheets in the dryer, turned it on and left the laundry room. Later, she came back and heard a loud thumping noise coming from the dryer. she reached in, thinking she must have accidentally washed a sneaker, and, instead, found a fluff-dried and VERY dead cat. Oh well. Never did like that cat.
April 15, 2016 at 12:23 am
jackdeth72
Memo to Sam:
There’s an inter-dimensional door in the back of Clothes Dryers that collects single socks and other item it finds offensive.
April 15, 2016 at 7:53 am
MasterDiver
I tried to bypass the washer and dryer by hand-washing my socks. The a load vanished and I found a not in the dryer: Vile Terranian, stop trifling with forces beyond your comprehension and bring the machines more socks!
And the cat just sat on top of the dryer and puuuurrrrred!
April 15, 2016 at 12:30 am
B Woodman
Jan, “Sam, I’m not like you,. . . ”
Yep. You’re right. And that’s a good thing. We like each of you the way you are. (yum!) Well, except for your attitude about guns, Jan. But we’re hoping Sam’s attitude and thinking will eventually soak through your head soon.
But you do have to wonder if there will ever be found a cure for stupid.
April 15, 2016 at 12:22 pm
interventor
Ignorance is curable. Stupid is only cured by the GrIm Reaper.
April 15, 2016 at 6:29 am
Bill G
Well, put’er there, podner.
April 15, 2016 at 7:17 am
Pamela
Hmm Like Pod People. That will be the new required housing under Sanders/Clinton. Won’t need socks. The STATE will provide all they think you need. Then change it’s mind.
Explains the bundles of mismatched socks that I saw for sale at the local department store. Why bother buying matched socks to start with since this is where its headed. There’s some deep Zen philosophical revelation buried here, but damned if I get it. Something to do with chaos being true order..
April 15, 2016 at 12:44 pm
John M.
Ever since she was about ten (she’s in college now) my granddaughter never wears matched socks. She will even break a matched pair to put one with another mis-matched sock. She says it’s part of her “trademark.” but I think it’s the same sort of out-of-the-box thinking that led Einstein to buy matching slacks and sport coats so he didn’t have to decide what he was going to wear every morning.
April 15, 2016 at 4:57 pm
Pete in NC
42!
April 15, 2016 at 8:21 am
Grape
Sam’s pod is of great interest to me.
Jan can put a sock in it.
Socks aren’t just for feet anymore. Save the odd socks and put them to good use when the girls are away. I love good sox in the morning.
What are these “socks” everybody is talking about?
(*Wastin’ away in the F.L.A.)
April 15, 2016 at 9:49 am
Spin Drift
Is Sam holding a Shiner Bocks? It’s been awhile since I had one. Last lived in Tejas in ’92 but still consider myself an Extreme Northern Texan that has moved to Alabama. Got the banjo and it’s still on my knee.
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Can we snatch some bodies or have some bodies with snatches? Zed and his sock will have fun.
Spin
Molon Labe
One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us!
I’d help either / both of them with their podcasts…..
Streamed or downloaded…..
Hmmmm. Two peas in a pod…with alcohol….the imagination does run wild again. Such an awesome pair of pairs.
Or it could just be Beanie;
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/83/fe/d0/83fed0b7568dac2781c64bb19a761047.jpg
Having had cats, I can attest to the accuracy of this. Not to mention the innocent look you get when they are caught in hosiery delicto.
They look at you like “what?”
cheers
eon
I never let them near the dryer or the laundry, but things disappear, anyway.
Cats not only rule, they make The Rules!
Cats have rules?
Must be like Woman Rules.
The rules exist.
Every cat and woman knows what they are.
They can be changed on a whim, or Just Because.
Men will never know the rules.
Cats and Women rule!
*Ahem*
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
*Robert H. Heinlein*
My 15 year old gray cat is now sleeping in the washing machine. She meows in it. Likes to hear the sound of her voice.
Wonder if she is practicing for meowing in Congress…
The boys on the other hand sprawl on my chair or keyboard.
At least they can’t sleep on the flat screen monitor.
‘Nuff said, right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1RwhATTzA
Cats own the Universe. They just hired God as Property Manager because they just can’t be bothered by trifles.
(APPLAUSE!!)
Being a Doorman and Manager at The Kitty (5 of them) Hotel, I can relate.
Had a cat that liked to grab a quick (cat)nap in the dryer. I guess it liked the nice warm dryer. Anyhow, one day the cat was grabbing some Zs when my wife tossed a load of sheets in the dryer, turned it on and left the laundry room. Later, she came back and heard a loud thumping noise coming from the dryer. she reached in, thinking she must have accidentally washed a sneaker, and, instead, found a fluff-dried and VERY dead cat. Oh well. Never did like that cat.
Memo to Sam:
There’s an inter-dimensional door in the back of Clothes Dryers that collects single socks and other item it finds offensive.
I tried to bypass the washer and dryer by hand-washing my socks. The a load vanished and I found a not in the dryer: Vile Terranian, stop trifling with forces beyond your comprehension and bring the machines more socks!
And the cat just sat on top of the dryer and puuuurrrrred!
Jan, “Sam, I’m not like you,. . . ”
Yep. You’re right. And that’s a good thing. We like each of you the way you are. (yum!) Well, except for your attitude about guns, Jan. But we’re hoping Sam’s attitude and thinking will eventually soak through your head soon.
Pod People! A favorite from the MST3k days!
Lovin’ the quotes and links!
But you do have to wonder if there will ever be found a cure for stupid.
Ignorance is curable. Stupid is only cured by the GrIm Reaper.
Well, put’er there, podner.
Hmm Like Pod People. That will be the new required housing under Sanders/Clinton. Won’t need socks. The STATE will provide all they think you need. Then change it’s mind.
Like Hillary did on her AMC interview?
Explains the bundles of mismatched socks that I saw for sale at the local department store. Why bother buying matched socks to start with since this is where its headed. There’s some deep Zen philosophical revelation buried here, but damned if I get it. Something to do with chaos being true order..
Ever since she was about ten (she’s in college now) my granddaughter never wears matched socks. She will even break a matched pair to put one with another mis-matched sock. She says it’s part of her “trademark.” but I think it’s the same sort of out-of-the-box thinking that led Einstein to buy matching slacks and sport coats so he didn’t have to decide what he was going to wear every morning.
42!
Sam’s pod is of great interest to me.
Jan can put a sock in it.
Socks aren’t just for feet anymore. Save the odd socks and put them to good use when the girls are away. I love good sox in the morning.
Missive from Margaritaville*:
What are these “socks” everybody is talking about?
(*Wastin’ away in the F.L.A.)
Is Sam holding a Shiner Bocks? It’s been awhile since I had one. Last lived in Tejas in ’92 but still consider myself an Extreme Northern Texan that has moved to Alabama. Got the banjo and it’s still on my knee.
Spin
War Damn Eagle
I thought you were putting Jan on track to become a libertarian, but I suppose not. Not with a gun phobia. Ah, well.
Don’t y’all now sock is close hanger larvae? Some just don’t transform.
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