Cats have rules?
Must be like Woman Rules.
The rules exist.
Every cat and woman knows what they are.
They can be changed on a whim, or Just Because.
Men will never know the rules.
Cats and Women rule!
jackdeth72
Apr 15 2016 at 12:21 am
*Ahem*
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
*Robert H. Heinlein*
Pamela
Apr 15 2016 at 7:10 am
My 15 year old gray cat is now sleeping in the washing machine. She meows in it. Likes to hear the sound of her voice.
Wonder if she is practicing for meowing in Congress…
The boys on the other hand sprawl on my chair or keyboard.
At least they can’t sleep on the flat screen monitor.
Cats own the Universe. They just hired God as Property Manager because they just can’t be bothered by trifles.
B Woodman
Apr 15 2016 at 10:15 am
(APPLAUSE!!)
B Woodman
Apr 15 2016 at 10:18 am
Being a Doorman and Manager at The Kitty (5 of them) Hotel, I can relate.
Old Codger
Apr 15 2016 at 6:19 pm
Had a cat that liked to grab a quick (cat)nap in the dryer. I guess it liked the nice warm dryer. Anyhow, one day the cat was grabbing some Zs when my wife tossed a load of sheets in the dryer, turned it on and left the laundry room. Later, she came back and heard a loud thumping noise coming from the dryer. she reached in, thinking she must have accidentally washed a sneaker, and, instead, found a fluff-dried and VERY dead cat. Oh well. Never did like that cat.
jackdeth72
Apr 15 2016 at 12:23 am
Memo to Sam:
There’s an inter-dimensional door in the back of Clothes Dryers that collects single socks and other item it finds offensive.
MasterDiver
Apr 15 2016 at 7:53 am
I tried to bypass the washer and dryer by hand-washing my socks. The a load vanished and I found a not in the dryer: Vile Terranian, stop trifling with forces beyond your comprehension and bring the machines more socks!
And the cat just sat on top of the dryer and puuuurrrrred!
B Woodman
Apr 15 2016 at 12:30 am
Jan, “Sam, I’m not like you,. . . ”
Yep. You’re right. And that’s a good thing. We like each of you the way you are. (yum!) Well, except for your attitude about guns, Jan. But we’re hoping Sam’s attitude and thinking will eventually soak through your head soon.
But you do have to wonder if there will ever be found a cure for stupid.
interventor
Apr 15 2016 at 12:22 pm
Ignorance is curable. Stupid is only cured by the GrIm Reaper.
Bill G
Apr 15 2016 at 6:29 am
Well, put’er there, podner.
Pamela
Apr 15 2016 at 7:17 am
Hmm Like Pod People. That will be the new required housing under Sanders/Clinton. Won’t need socks. The STATE will provide all they think you need. Then change it’s mind.
Explains the bundles of mismatched socks that I saw for sale at the local department store. Why bother buying matched socks to start with since this is where its headed. There’s some deep Zen philosophical revelation buried here, but damned if I get it. Something to do with chaos being true order..
John M.
Apr 15 2016 at 12:44 pm
Ever since she was about ten (she’s in college now) my granddaughter never wears matched socks. She will even break a matched pair to put one with another mis-matched sock. She says it’s part of her “trademark.” but I think it’s the same sort of out-of-the-box thinking that led Einstein to buy matching slacks and sport coats so he didn’t have to decide what he was going to wear every morning.
Pete in NC
Apr 15 2016 at 4:57 pm
42!
Grape
Apr 15 2016 at 8:21 am
Sam’s pod is of great interest to me.
Jan can put a sock in it.
Socks aren’t just for feet anymore. Save the odd socks and put them to good use when the girls are away. I love good sox in the morning.
What are these “socks” everybody is talking about?
(*Wastin’ away in the F.L.A.)
Spin Drift
Apr 15 2016 at 9:49 am
Is Sam holding a Shiner Bocks? It’s been awhile since I had one. Last lived in Tejas in ’92 but still consider myself an Extreme Northern Texan that has moved to Alabama. Got the banjo and it’s still on my knee.
Spin Drift
Can we snatch some bodies or have some bodies with snatches? Zed and his sock will have fun.
Spin
Molon Labe
H_B
One of Us! One of Us! One of Us! One of Us!
Swansonic
I’d help either / both of them with their podcasts…..
Streamed or downloaded…..
Grunt_GI
Hmmmm. Two peas in a pod…with alcohol….the imagination does run wild again. Such an awesome pair of pairs.
eon
Or it could just be Beanie;
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/83/fe/d0/83fed0b7568dac2781c64bb19a761047.jpg
Having had cats, I can attest to the accuracy of this. Not to mention the innocent look you get when they are caught in hosiery delicto.
They look at you like “what?”
cheers
eon
Delilah T.
I never let them near the dryer or the laundry, but things disappear, anyway.
Cats not only rule, they make The Rules!
Petercat
Cats have rules?
Must be like Woman Rules.
The rules exist.
Every cat and woman knows what they are.
They can be changed on a whim, or Just Because.
Men will never know the rules.
Cats and Women rule!
jackdeth72
*Ahem*
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
*Robert H. Heinlein*
Pamela
My 15 year old gray cat is now sleeping in the washing machine. She meows in it. Likes to hear the sound of her voice.
Wonder if she is practicing for meowing in Congress…
The boys on the other hand sprawl on my chair or keyboard.
At least they can’t sleep on the flat screen monitor.
Stephanie Osborn
‘Nuff said, right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1RwhATTzA
MasterDiver
Cats own the Universe. They just hired God as Property Manager because they just can’t be bothered by trifles.
B Woodman
(APPLAUSE!!)
B Woodman
Being a Doorman and Manager at The Kitty (5 of them) Hotel, I can relate.
Old Codger
Had a cat that liked to grab a quick (cat)nap in the dryer. I guess it liked the nice warm dryer. Anyhow, one day the cat was grabbing some Zs when my wife tossed a load of sheets in the dryer, turned it on and left the laundry room. Later, she came back and heard a loud thumping noise coming from the dryer. she reached in, thinking she must have accidentally washed a sneaker, and, instead, found a fluff-dried and VERY dead cat. Oh well. Never did like that cat.
jackdeth72
Memo to Sam:
There’s an inter-dimensional door in the back of Clothes Dryers that collects single socks and other item it finds offensive.
MasterDiver
I tried to bypass the washer and dryer by hand-washing my socks. The a load vanished and I found a not in the dryer: Vile Terranian, stop trifling with forces beyond your comprehension and bring the machines more socks!
And the cat just sat on top of the dryer and puuuurrrrred!
B Woodman
Jan, “Sam, I’m not like you,. . . ”
Yep. You’re right. And that’s a good thing. We like each of you the way you are. (yum!) Well, except for your attitude about guns, Jan. But we’re hoping Sam’s attitude and thinking will eventually soak through your head soon.
Ted
Pod People! A favorite from the MST3k days!
cmblake6
Lovin’ the quotes and links!
cmblake6
But you do have to wonder if there will ever be found a cure for stupid.
interventor
Ignorance is curable. Stupid is only cured by the GrIm Reaper.
Bill G
Well, put’er there, podner.
Pamela
Hmm Like Pod People. That will be the new required housing under Sanders/Clinton. Won’t need socks. The STATE will provide all they think you need. Then change it’s mind.
MasterDiver
Like Hillary did on her AMC interview?
Dread
Explains the bundles of mismatched socks that I saw for sale at the local department store. Why bother buying matched socks to start with since this is where its headed. There’s some deep Zen philosophical revelation buried here, but damned if I get it. Something to do with chaos being true order..
John M.
Ever since she was about ten (she’s in college now) my granddaughter never wears matched socks. She will even break a matched pair to put one with another mis-matched sock. She says it’s part of her “trademark.” but I think it’s the same sort of out-of-the-box thinking that led Einstein to buy matching slacks and sport coats so he didn’t have to decide what he was going to wear every morning.
Pete in NC
42!
Grape
Sam’s pod is of great interest to me.
Jan can put a sock in it.
Socks aren’t just for feet anymore. Save the odd socks and put them to good use when the girls are away. I love good sox in the morning.
JTC
Missive from Margaritaville*:
What are these “socks” everybody is talking about?
(*Wastin’ away in the F.L.A.)
Spin Drift
Is Sam holding a Shiner Bocks? It’s been awhile since I had one. Last lived in Tejas in ’92 but still consider myself an Extreme Northern Texan that has moved to Alabama. Got the banjo and it’s still on my knee.
Spin
War Damn Eagle
Scott Bieser
I thought you were putting Jan on track to become a libertarian, but I suppose not. Not with a gun phobia. Ah, well.
Mogrith
Don’t y’all now sock is close hanger larvae? Some just don’t transform.
Mogrith
now-know