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  • May 6, 2020 at 12:08 am
    John M.

    HEY! Whatever works!

  • May 6, 2020 at 12:13 am
    cz93x62

    GET SOME!

  • May 6, 2020 at 12:17 am
    ExNuke

    Now they are “perfectly safe”.

    • May 6, 2020 at 9:05 am
      PaulS

      And peaceful.

      • May 7, 2020 at 11:22 pm
        Doggo

        but will still vote Democrat

  • May 6, 2020 at 12:18 am
    Kafiroon

    Metal is a cure for any disease.
    It just has to be applied properly.

    • May 6, 2020 at 12:39 am
      Pamela

      I thought condoms were but only if properly sized

      • May 6, 2020 at 8:41 am

        I was going to make a properly sized Marine joke, but I kinda like this group… Rangers lead the Way.

  • May 6, 2020 at 12:51 am

    Hot lead and cupronickle cures many ills…

  • May 6, 2020 at 2:43 am
    Night-gaunt49

    Death cures Life’s ills.

    • May 6, 2020 at 1:13 pm
      JTC

      Lots of folks agree that would welcome death compared to some of those ills…

      The difference for commie elites is that it is everybody else’s deaths that they think will cure their ills. And they’ve been working toward that elusive goal for many years; and doubling down lately as they see their chances slipping away.

      Yes if they should gain the power over me they seek I will welcome death’s sweet escape…I just hope that they too will be willing to finally meet their end when they fail, again.

  • May 6, 2020 at 3:04 am
    Too Tall

    No better friend, no worse than enemy.

    There is no problem so complex, that the application of sufficient firepower, can not render it trivial.

    Improvise, adapt, and overcome.

    May God continue to bless the United States Marine Corps!

    • May 6, 2020 at 3:06 am
      Too Tall

      No better friend, no worse enemy.

  • May 6, 2020 at 5:15 am
    Poppa_T

    There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion.
    Gen. William Thornson, U.S. Army
    Semper Fi my brothers!

    • May 6, 2020 at 5:52 am
      Mike-SMO

      Dem “Misguided Chilluns”. Culled from a tavern to make Liberty possible and safe.

  • May 6, 2020 at 5:47 am
    eon

    “We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army.

    “On the seventh day while God rested, we overran his perimeter, stole the globe, and we’ve been running the whole show ever since.”

    -The United States Marine Corps

    “Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don’t have that problem.”

    – Ronald Reagan

    clear ether

    eon

  • May 6, 2020 at 6:40 am
    Bill G

    I saw this on a t-shirt in a shop outside a military base:
    USMC When it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight.

    • May 6, 2020 at 8:24 am
      MasterDiver

      When I was in SAC/Minuteman we could vaporize it within 30 minutes!

      Zar Belk!

      • May 7, 2020 at 12:09 am
        Fox2!

        Bomber followup in six to eight hours.

        Det 2, 4000 Aerospace Applications Group (SAC) 1975-1977

      • May 7, 2020 at 11:24 pm
        Doggo

        On time, on target, or the next one’s free.

    • May 6, 2020 at 11:39 pm
      eon

      “Row, row, row your boat,
      Silently up the stream.

      “Lock and load in tactical mode,
      United States Marines.”

      cheers

      eon

  • May 6, 2020 at 7:09 am
    Wood

    5/8/20?

    • May 6, 2020 at 12:58 pm
      Chris Muir

      argh.I write toons in a burst, and sometimes I take them out of order to fit better.

  • May 6, 2020 at 8:37 am

    Part of the new math is forgetting the past,

    I recently supported a good cause for forgotten veterans. The National Combat Medical Memorial and Youth Education Center has a program called Forgotten Veterans that provides money for funeral expenses of those in need of assistance. MoH winner ‘Doc’ Ballard is supporting this cause. His email is colonel_ballard_moh@yahoo.com .

    From my correspondence:
    Subject: Re: Request Autographed Copy of Medal Of Honor Quotes

    Thank you and I will email you a copy of the. Order form.
    Complete the form and mail it to the Forgotten Veterans.
    The address will be on the form.
    Stay safe and enjoy the books they make great gifts also.
    100% of all of the collected money goes to help pay for the funerals of veterans that needs financial help.
    We have a second program same type for first responders as well. Your choice or ours !

    Thank you and I will email you a copy of the. Order form.
    Complete the form and mail it to the Forgotten Veterans.
    The address will be on the form.
    Stay safe and enjoy the books they make great gifts also.
    100% of all of the collected money goes to help pay for the funerals of veterans that needs financial help.
    We have a second program same type for first responders as well. Your choice or ours !

    100 % of all money that you want to send will be used properly to help vets in need.
    I suck at asking for donations and that is why I sell my books to raise the money needed for the non-profit.
    If. You can make a donation the nonprofit will give you a tax letter to write it off your taxes.
    Any help you can do would be appreciated.. I also need helpers to get the word out to help me help the nonprofit raise the money that they need.
    Thank you for your service… it all matters to veterans. I hope you stay safe out here. I really hate it when a vet fights and lives then dies at home for no good reason.
    I was a Navy Corpsman with the marines then went into the Army.
    Doc

    I actually got 3 books about Medal of Honor recipients

    Hope you will support as well-

    Mike-
    “The only person you will ever meet that has shot down a duck with a 105mm howitzer, took it home and ate it.”

  • May 6, 2020 at 9:50 am
    WayneM

    Forgiveness is between them and God; it’s our job to arrange the meeting.

  • May 6, 2020 at 9:59 am
    Halley

    As the Silent Mandarin/MSM Enemy Flu mortality rate hovers around 0.1%, I notice that that’s the same percentage of Democrats who want the economic damage repaired before November 3. Coincidence?

  • May 6, 2020 at 10:17 am
    DogByte6RER

    The best way to “flatten the curve” in ISIS-land is by using LOTS of those super Daisy Cutters … i.e., GB-43/B MOABs.

    Islamofacism is the disease and the USAF has the cure!

    Bombs away … and get well soon.

  • May 6, 2020 at 10:28 am
    markm

    Only “some” harm?

  • May 6, 2020 at 10:55 am
    markm

    Thinking about that some more – if you only want _some_ harm, destroying _only_ the _right_ target, you’d send either Special Operations Force or Marines. The Army would want artillery or air strikes to obliterate everything nearby. The Air Force on it’s own not only delivers much collateral damage, but often relies on faulty intelligence, and can’t get eyes on the target from a jet flying over at 600 knots. The Navy either bombards the general area, or delivers the Marines and goes home. And the Marines have therefore had to learn to do the job with not much more than a few rifle squads.

  • May 6, 2020 at 11:14 am
    JTC

    So a lady in Dallas opens her salon a week early so her “kids and employees won’t starve”, and a judge throws her in jail for a week and fines her 3500.00

    Maybe calling in some air strikes here would be preferable to this shit.

    • May 6, 2020 at 11:55 am
      Pamela

      I think a Total Recall is in Order:
      http://coldfury.com/2020/05/05/oregon-gov-cancels-independence-day/

      And some Guys with nice Jackets to come take a few people away
      Don’t forget the Elephant Tranqs

      • May 6, 2020 at 1:45 pm
        John

        I think, come November, people who have lost their jobs, savings, and homes because someone wants to to stick it to PDJT will remember just who did them in.
        The whole point of this exercise in civil obedience was just to keep from overtaxing the hospitals, but even NYC avoided that in spite of their unique crowding conditions and insanely incompetent leadership.
        Those who would be our Masters rather than our Servants need to keep this in mind.

      • May 7, 2020 at 5:23 am
        NotYetInACamp

        An idea in limited government is to keep the idiots and narcissistic power cravers from interfering with the productive people that naturally solve problems. The bullies must not be in charge 99.999999999999% of the time.
        Release the people to be the magnificent bastards that they are.

    • May 6, 2020 at 12:48 pm
      Halley

      They are not terrified of the Kung Flu.
      They are terrified that the economy will recover.

      This, the sinking of the roaring Trump economy, has been the Left’s greatest (and only) accomplishment since 2016. They are not planning on letting it go.

    • May 7, 2020 at 12:15 am
      WayneM

      Imagine, if you can, during a time when criminals are being released from jail out of fear of Kung-Flu that judges are throwing mothers trying to feed their children into jail because of Kung-Flu…

      The speech by the judge saying the lady should apologize to officials for being selfish and defying their order was straight out of “1984” but instead of going Winston, she not only didn’t back down, she pushed back. Bless her heart and salon!!

      The Lt Gov of Texas offered to pay her fines and the AG sent a strongly worded letter to the judge suggesting she be released.

      Methinks a certain judge is unlikely to be re-elected…

  • May 6, 2020 at 11:46 am
    Pamela

    As long as no one ends up with a case of M-1 Thumb
    (Had that only one time)

    • May 6, 2020 at 12:36 pm
      JTC

      Or M-1 Former Thumb.

      Sometimes once is all it takes.

  • May 6, 2020 at 11:54 am
    Nancy

    I love the Marines. The most efficient wrecking crew in the world.

    My daughter is a retired Marine. She was my problem child, so I was a little worried about the Marines when she joined, but they turned her around and gave her the job she loved.

    Unfortunately she is now retired on a disability because of a bad back problem, but she loved her 13 years as part of the greatest wrecking crew of all time.

  • May 6, 2020 at 1:48 pm
    Hotrod Lincoln

    “The World’s Best Propaganda Organization”
    Harry Truman

  • May 6, 2020 at 3:41 pm
    ottersmith

    Overheard:
    Visitor: “Your son was a Marine?”
    Mom: “IS a Marine. Once a Marine, always a Marine.”
    Visitor: “They’re a cult!”
    Mom: “Yes. The world’s one and only good cult!”

    Miss you, Mom. Always.

    Mom enlisted in the Navy at the start of WWII and ended as a Navy Lieutenant.

  • May 6, 2020 at 5:37 pm
    Pamela

    I had a double date with a friend’s brother. He was a Marine. When he showed up to meet my folks before going out, he freaked a bit as my Date was one of the guys from my Dad’s Aircraft Carrier where Dad was the XO.

    • May 6, 2020 at 7:33 pm
      JTC

      Wow, Daddy was exec on a bird farm? That’s yuge. What boat and years?

  • May 6, 2020 at 8:46 pm
    Mike P

    Born on Parris Island, the land that God forgot, the sand was eighteen inches deep the sun was blazing hot.
    And when I get to Heaven, Saint Peter I will tell, “Another Marine reporting Sir, I’ve served my time in Hell”.

  • May 6, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    Let us pray so, anyway. Please explain how anyone could have been so stupid as to vote for them in the first place.

  • May 7, 2020 at 5:29 am
    NotYetInACamp

    Those wonderful Marines. They did what those people most desired to have happen to them. They now believe that they will meet allah in paradise and allah will grant them their reward of 72 Jinn virgins.
    The Marines. Doers of good acts. Perspective and Perception Management.

  • May 9, 2020 at 9:11 am
    TBeholder

    Yeah, just like this went in late XIX century in England. The place was totally about to go full Sharia (with harems, because surely They Want Our Trigglypuffs), honest! Got even Chesterton sidetracked into buying this, and he was very alert to BS most of the time — but then, he was a Walter Scott LARPer wannabe, too.
    And then just somehow disappeared in thin air.
    So, don’t look at the usual suspects, look at this shiny “new” rattle. This time totally for realsies, a-any day now.

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