The New Math.
The Thick.


  • May 7, 2020 at 12:12 am
    Too Tall

    So much truth, it took me a while to realize Sam had changed dresses from panel two to panel four.

    Skye is back. No rattlesnake for Zed to cook? Obviously still depressed by Jo’s “transformation” and thinking about “scale.”

    What are Naomi and Jo cooking up?

    Sam’s final sentence in panel four sums up American Political History from 1830 to the present.

    • May 7, 2020 at 7:48 am

      Hey, if you can DO it, it AIN’T braggin’!

      Zar Belk!

      • May 7, 2020 at 10:03 pm


  • May 7, 2020 at 12:13 am
    Punta Gorda

    Only Skye can have a problem with hot casings in her blouse from a revolver…

    • May 7, 2020 at 12:22 am
      Too Tall

      1. I am in awe of your mastery of DBD history.

      2. Skye’s condition pretty much speaks for all Progtard DildoCrats. Helps explain why they want to take your guns.

      3. On more than one range, I have witnessed hot brass create some “pole dancing” moves that would have won an Olympic Gold Medal in the floor gymnastics event with NBA caliber vertical leaps.

    • May 7, 2020 at 6:13 am

      Good point!!!!

    • May 7, 2020 at 8:12 am

      And we love her for it! 😉

  • May 7, 2020 at 12:18 am

    Like the old gunslinger Will Sonnet said, “no brag, just fact”.

    • May 7, 2020 at 3:19 pm

      I loved Walter Brennan’s line in the promo: “James is good He’s better. And I’m better’n both of ’em. No brag, just fact”

      Zar Belk

      • May 7, 2020 at 5:28 pm

        His face as he delivers those lines is among the vast store of useless information ingrained in what’s left of my gray matter…along with the full text, “James is darn good. But he’s better. And I’m better’n both of ‘em.”

        Will, James, and the young man who was “better” were father, son, and grandson as I recall. Yeah more uselessness.

      • May 7, 2020 at 5:40 pm

        Full text except for the main part anyway, that became something of a tag-line among a certain subset. 😉

        “No brag, just fact.”

        Love it. And what could be a more appropriate and succinct description of the dichotomy between 44 and 45?

  • May 7, 2020 at 12:33 am

    Speaking of job performance: Cowboy lassoes would-be bike thief in Walmart parking lot.

    • May 7, 2020 at 12:52 am

      LOL!!!! Wouldn’t you just LOVE to be a fly on the wall of the holding cell with the other miscreants asking him what he was in for? And then having to tell them HOW he was caught?

      Talk about humiliating!!!

    • May 7, 2020 at 3:18 am

      That was a GREAT video. Thanks.

  • May 7, 2020 at 12:38 am
    Buck Owens

    Sounds like you’re shovel ready…

    • May 7, 2020 at 12:48 am
      Too Tall

      Gonna need a bigger backhoe….

      • May 7, 2020 at 6:20 am
        Bill G

        I once saw a bumper sticker reading “Please don’t piss me off, I’m running out of places to hide the bodies”. Quoting that during a discussion which wandered to bumper stickers, I was asked not to repeat it since it seemed too appropriate for me.

      • May 7, 2020 at 7:33 am

        There’s a no trespassing sign in the country that states the same.

      • May 7, 2020 at 9:49 am

        Friend of mine has a nice chunk of land, about 200 acres, with a sign at the head of his driveway that states:

        “If you can read this, you’re in range”

        Underneath the text is the silhouette of a scoped Barrett M82A1.

  • May 7, 2020 at 1:08 am

    My favorite example of progressive oxymoronic behavior …

    Progressives/Leftists/Democrats routinely condemn Donald J. Trump as a fascist, a dictator, a 21st century Hitler.

    Progressives/Leftists/Democrats then demand citizens give up their guns to … the government, run their proclaimed fascist, dictator, 21st century Hitler, Donald J. Trump.

    Result: An Oxymoron. Progressives/Leftists/Democrats who claim to be anti-fascists are actively promoting citizens surrendering their means of self-defense to an alleged fascist, dictator, 21st century Hitler.

    Note: It stands to reason that these Progressives/Leftists/Democrats are not anti-fascist after all as they are obviously promoting pro-fascist gun confiscation policies. In reality they are anti anti-fascists, i.e., they are FASCISTS.

    Lastly, fascism is a LEFT-WING ideology. Read “The Big Lie” by Dinesh D’Souza and/or “Liberal Fascism” by Jonah Goldberg.

    Also … read Mussolini’s manifesto “The Doctrine of Fascism” and notice how much of Il Duce’s vision mirrors that of today’s Progressives/Leftists/Democrats.


    • May 7, 2020 at 2:52 am

      Orwell used the term “blackwhite” in 1984 to describe this:

      “it is the loyal willingness to say black is white when the party discipline demands this. It also means the ability to believe black is white, and more, to know black is white and forget that one has ever believed the contrary”

      Sorry if I’m a little long-winded.

  • May 7, 2020 at 1:17 am

    Oh, Hell Yeah!

  • May 7, 2020 at 1:58 am

    “The most fundamental fact about the ideas of the political Left is that they don’t work. Therefore, we should not be surprised to find the Left concentrated in institutions where ideas do not have to work in order to survive.” – Dr. Thomas Sowell-

    • May 7, 2020 at 6:34 am
      Bill G

      A brilliant man; I miss his occasional “Random Thoughts” columns, at least as much as all the rest.

  • May 7, 2020 at 6:30 am
    Bill G

    I think I’ve put this up before; I hope it’s not too much. But Silent Cal said all that need be said about progressives almost a hundred years ago.
    “About the Declaration there is a finality that is exceedingly restful. It is often asserted that the world has made a great deal of progress since 1776, that we have had new thoughts and new experiences which have given us a great advance over the people of that day, and that we may therefore very well discard their conclusions for something more modern. But that reasoning can not be applied to this great charter. If all men are created equal, that is final. If they are endowed with inalienable rights, that is final. If governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed, that is final. No advance, no progress can be made beyond these propositions. If anyone wishes to deny their truth or their soundness, the only direction in which he can proceed historically is not forward, but backward toward the time when there was no equality, no rights of the individual, no rule of the people. Those who wish to proceed in that direction can not lay claim to progress. They are reactionary. Their ideas are not more modern, but more ancient, than those of the Revolutionary fathers.”

  • May 7, 2020 at 7:41 am

    Sam, hobby ! Selling Oxy-Clean ! Imagine the sell numbers with her doing it !

    • May 7, 2020 at 7:59 am

      Is that Oxy-Clean .38, .40, .45 ACP or 9mm ?

      Zar Belk!

      • May 7, 2020 at 12:44 pm

        No, Oxy-Clean is what you use afterward.
        It is IMHO the best thing to deal with blood stains.

  • May 7, 2020 at 9:13 am

    Thank you Chris! It is perfect!

    I am going to print it out and hang it where my wife can see it. It is unfortunate that we cancel each others vote on election day, but I didn’t marry her for her political views, I married her because I love her and God certainly nudged me in that direction.
    Prior to that I had ignored those nudges. Kind of my will not Thy will…I wouldn’t recommend that mindset. Your (our) cartoon is a wonderful guide to thoughts and perspective. I am blessed by supporting it (you).


    • May 7, 2020 at 10:14 am
      Chris Muir

      Mike, like all Skye Level patrons, I will be sending you the signed print anyway (in about a week). 🙂
      Thanks for the idea topic, Sir!

  • May 7, 2020 at 1:18 pm

    Acta Non Verba!

  • May 7, 2020 at 1:20 pm

    Doesn’t matter what their job titles are. None of them would be able to unplug a toilet or clean out the outhouse that inhabits their minds and souls.

  • May 7, 2020 at 4:48 pm
    • May 8, 2020 at 12:13 am

      He really is an idiot… and he’s determined to kill our “hydrocarbon” economy… I can’t believe Canadians were stupid enough to re-elect him a second time.

  • May 7, 2020 at 5:51 pm
    Punta Gorda

    Given the events in Odessa Texas and the MRAP vehicle used in the Swat raid on a bar… maybe Sam needs to get her BMP out of storage.

    • May 7, 2020 at 8:12 pm
      Punta Gorda

      The pink one….

      • May 7, 2020 at 10:32 pm
        Too Tall

        Bring on the pink VAG! (Vehicle Against Government)

        The hapless, corrupt, FBI clowns from the previous administration, (there’s that number 44, again) sort of left it behind.

        Sam painted the sucka pink, and made a few other modifications.

  • May 7, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    Oxy-moron? Absolute-moron.

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