Big Guns.
Wide Open


  • January 26, 2022 at 12:05 am
    Too Tall

    Weapons of Mass Distraction

  • January 26, 2022 at 12:10 am

    Blood leaving the brain and going elsewhere. Been happening to men since the beginning of time.

    • January 26, 2022 at 8:02 am

      And a damned good thing, too!

      Zar Belk!

  • January 26, 2022 at 12:17 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    I’d be smiling that large, too, with two (three?) things to occupy my brain.
    One – over a case of reloads.
    Two (and three) – Sam’s……..assets.

  • January 26, 2022 at 12:52 am
    Too Tall

    Sam got her ammo cans refilled and now wants a reduction in the sentence for Kiko, by claiming the lesson has been learned.

    She is setting a terrible example for Kiko in the final frame, but I doubt Zed minds.

    Finally, Ol’ Bob (he with enough bricks of .22 ammo to build a house) from several weeks back must have a one heck of a back room or storage shed, because I didn’t think there were 3200 .223 / 5.56 primers available in all of Christendom.

    • January 26, 2022 at 3:59 am
      Punta Gorda

      Oh I don’t think so. She’s demonstrating proper usage.

    • January 26, 2022 at 7:26 am

      I think Sam’s using her ‘assets’ to try and get Zed to realize there was probably more than one infraction other than speeding, and that one should be dealt with by both parents.

  • January 26, 2022 at 12:54 am

    She ain’t the only one with a gun, and seems to me hers is focused on his, which seems to be rising to the occasion while he feigns disinterest in it all.

    • January 26, 2022 at 1:03 am

      And BTW there is zero comparison between what the kid tried to do with her weapons of attraction and what Sam is right now doing with hers. Where the former attempted to contribute to public corruption, the latter seeks to contribute to private eruption…

      • January 26, 2022 at 6:58 am

        Pure Poetry!

    • January 26, 2022 at 1:10 am
      Too Tall

      Regarding focus, it seems Jo and Mo (aka The Dude) as well as Mia and Travis must be keeping real busy as they are nowhere to be found. Probably applies to “Toly and Naomi, too.

      And are they still using an AED trying to restart the heart of that nice young man at the ice cream shop?

      • January 26, 2022 at 9:49 am

        Actually I think they are trying to slow that poor boy’s heart rate!

  • January 26, 2022 at 2:28 am

    Wish I was Zed right now.

  • January 26, 2022 at 3:12 am

    I can feel Zed’s pain, IRL. I have been blessed with a smart, beautiful life mate and have helped raise 6 beautiful daughters, all of whom are successful and accomplished strong women in their own right. Grandbabies continue to arrive, as well.

    • January 26, 2022 at 4:00 am
      Punta Gorda

      2 for one from El Salvador…

  • January 26, 2022 at 4:32 am

    Zed – “Dang it, woman! Ah caint SEE with them headlights in mah face!!”

  • January 26, 2022 at 5:43 am

    Zed has that deer in the headlights look … private lessons are gonna move to the bedroom.

    Meanwhile … Orkin, the pest control company, has just come out with its annual “Top 50 Bed Bug Cities List” for 2022.

    The top 10 cities with the most bed bugs are ALL Democrat controlled:

    1. Chicago
    2. Philadelphia
    3. New York
    4. Detroit
    5. Baltimore
    6. Indianapolis
    7. Washington, D.C.
    8. Cleveland
    9. Columbus, Ohio
    10. Cincinnati

    It looks like virtually all of the rest of the cities rounding out the list are run by Democrats too.

    The pest control company has this lesson for travelers … remember the acronym S.L.E.E.P. to inspect for bed bugs:

    S – Survey the hotel room for signs of an infestation. Be on the lookout for tiny, ink-colored stains on mattress seams, in soft furniture and behind headboards.

    L- Lift and look in bed bug hiding spots: the mattress, box spring and other furniture, as well as behind baseboards, pictures and even torn wallpaper.

    E – Elevate luggage away from the bed and wall. The safest places are in the bathroom or on counters.

    E – Examine your luggage carefully while repacking and once you return home from a trip. Always store luggage away from the bed.

    P – Place all dryer-safe clothing from your luggage in the dryer for at least 15 minutes at the highest setting after you return home.

    Sam and Zed might want to opt for a staycation … another reason to stay away from big cities

  • January 26, 2022 at 8:36 am

    Was the lesson learned by Kiko supposed to be “lessen leaned”?

  • January 26, 2022 at 8:51 am
    William Henry

    I remember a pair of 38C boomers that never failed to get my attention back in 1981, she would tease me wearing tube tops or cut off t-shirts and drive me crazy.

    Mr Happy would always rise to the challenge.

  • January 26, 2022 at 9:35 am

    I think we can all see the danger: using guns like that while a man is driving will distract him so much that he will forget about the road. He will be thinking more about holstering his own gun than about the semi truck in front. I know I’d be thinking about how I could get my gun into her holster.

    Totally different topic: as a teacher in VA, I am grateful for the recent change, banning critical race theory. However, the creative lengths that administrators go to in order to keep it being taught are nauseating. You aren’t supposed to use the name, but if you have a student complain that you aren’t following some of the principles, you can be disciplined for it. The method is always so easy, too: sometimes, to get control of a class of teenagers, you have to shout to get them quiet. The administration can then say that you are threatening the students, and you get punished. No connection to you not implementing racial grievance stories in your math class, of course, and definitely not to be called “critical race theory.” Just a “coincidence”. A coincidence which would not have happened had you been teaching how math works differently if you a black, transgender, female, hispanic… er… “latinx”… poor, or anything other than white, middle class male. (By the way, it doesn’t.)

    • January 26, 2022 at 11:42 am

      Isn’t there a way to report those “administrators” to the governor’s office? Video evidence to back up your claim would be nice as well, especially if you distribute it to the parents.

      • January 26, 2022 at 12:34 pm

        Now that there is a new administration, the answer is “yes.” It will take time to have it work out, because the monster is fighting and in its death throes. But with patience and persistence, I expect things will start changing soon. Before, back when Ralph KKK Coonman Northam the Babykiller, Destroyer of Jobs, was still in charge, I didn’t have any hope. Now there’s some.

  • January 26, 2022 at 10:33 am

    Reminds one of the big-gun “bias” Zebbie had (has? will have?) since he was six (“six months, that is”)…

  • January 26, 2022 at 11:16 am

    Reloading should not be employed as a punishment. Every round must be perfect. You want a sullen teenager manufacturing ammo for you?

  • January 26, 2022 at 12:39 pm

    For some reason, after I recovered from Sam’s distraction, I was reminded of this rock & roll song…

  • January 26, 2022 at 1:37 pm

    Sorry so disconnected (but all about sweetness) 🙂 ), here is what in many places happens when people are left the fuck alone to be themselves and do (and vote) for what is best for themselves and their families…the “diversity” mentioned in the synopsis of my old first job (’73-’78) alma mater is largely made up of Cubans, Argentinians, and South Africans…imagine why those groups would be conservative freedom loving citizens.? We know what happened to the freedom of all of them, and while much of Latin America has gone somewhat conservative (and is holding on to Trumpism longer than we did), it is here, in Florida, with a company like U.S. Sugar, that their beliefs and preferences can come to the fore, and of course are chided and attacked for it in all of media and other socialist orgs…legal immigrants are some of our strongest citizens and allies in the fight against the forces that they escaped from…if they are are allowed to be.

    US Sugar Corporation is a privately owned agricultural business founded in 1931 and based in Clewiston, Florida.

    The staff at U.S. Sugar come from unusually diverse demographic backgrounds. The company is 20.4% female and 41.6% ethnic minorities. Despite its diversity in other areas, U.S. Sugar employees are noticeably unified in political preferences. It has an unusually high proportion of employees who are members of the Republican Party, at 66.0%. Employees seem to enjoy working in a diverse workplace with a majority being members of the Republican Party. U.S. Sugar has great employee retention with staff members usually staying with the company for 5.2 years. The average employee at U.S. Sugar makes $40,555 per year.

    Based in Florida, U.S. Sugar is a key player in the agriculture industry with 1,000 employees and an annual revenue of $643.3M.”

  • January 26, 2022 at 10:53 pm

    Banning something that isn’t taught below the college level is the height of hypocrisy and fear mongering.

    • January 27, 2022 at 5:32 am

      Go lie somewhere where they’re stupid enough to believe you.

  • January 28, 2022 at 6:02 pm

    So is sam off to reload some ammo? Looks like she’s making the same play Kiko did.



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