What characters would ShamFran Nan Pee-lousy and UpChuck Schmucky Schumer be in all this Oz-matastical?
FCinNH
May 17 2020 at 7:41 am
Nancy is clearly the Wicked Witch of the West, and Hillary of the East. Chucky is the Captain of the Flying Monkeys.
Cordis Magnus
May 18 2020 at 1:53 am
CNN / MSNBC /Et c. are the flying monkeys!
GWB
May 17 2020 at 7:30 am
“Not classy like my hotels or casinos”
YES! Perfect Donald!
Roland Deschain
May 17 2020 at 9:10 am
Fantastic story line and artwork!! Nailed it!
JTC
May 17 2020 at 9:59 am
With re-election in the bag and untold (by slimestream media) accomplishments in the face of constant attacks, PDJT turns to taking back the house from the commies…that’s my Donald.
John
May 17 2020 at 1:06 pm
It’s going to take more than a mere majority in the House to undo the long term damage.
If the pollsters are to be believed, the LameStreamMedia still has a majority of Americans brainwashed.
And I do mean brainwashed. Look how New York City and New York State are run by the thoroughly incompetent who’ve needlessly killed thousands of citizens yet the population there actually _approves_ of their job performance. They’re even actually touting Cuomo as a replacement for Biden.
Dave
May 17 2020 at 2:41 pm
Most of NY has a strong dislike for prince Andy. We were looking at a $6B deficit for next year before the stupid started. Now he is whining for money but found a way to sign a contract for $450M of thruway rest area upgrades to buildings that were renovated not all that long ago.
Punta Gorda
May 17 2020 at 5:36 pm
He’s got to have a place to cruise…
JTC
May 17 2020 at 4:57 pm
Yeah but see the majority itself is irrelevant to doing anything; eliminating obstruction, harassment and criminal manipulation of process by the new commie minority is the only opening DT and the Deplorables need to make America great again, again.
Steve
May 17 2020 at 5:49 pm
After the last twenty years of shenanigans, why would any reasonable person believe that the polls tell you anything other than what the Dem-Media complex want you to think???
Jim Smith
May 17 2020 at 10:26 am
“Flying media monkeys.” Excellent meme, Chis! Good one!
WayneM
May 17 2020 at 10:52 am
Agreed…
“Fly, my pretties, fly!!”
John
May 17 2020 at 1:19 pm
I just hope The Donald’s campaign against Google pans out.
Insiders there bragged that they manipulated their search engine to the point of adding somewhere between 2 and 12 _million_ votes to Killeray’s total. I found that hard to believe until I discovered that her actual (as opposed to her media) popularity was actually abysmal and the votes came from the politically ignorant who just vote because, you know, democracy.
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
May 17 2020 at 9:30 pm
The only thing they’re trained to do is fling their own poo.
Hotrod Lincoln
May 17 2020 at 11:09 am
What’s the recommended load for pass-shooting flying monkeys? I’d suggest high brass 12 gauge #4’s with LEAD shot!
Pamela
May 17 2020 at 3:39 pm
So what would you recommend for cleaning, and de-lousing the hides?
Steve
May 17 2020 at 5:55 pm
Toss them into the nearest blast furnace, and send the bill for the carbon credits to the DNC. This isn’t trophy hunting, it’s pest control.
In the book, people who entered the Emerald city had green-lensed glassed LOCKED ON. My theory is that the city wasn’t emerald at all, but that the Glasses were a scam to make people THINK it was.
That makes it an even MORE fitting metaphor for the illusion of Socialism.
JTC
May 17 2020 at 6:36 pm
At first I read that as “people who entered were LOCKED DOWN”.
To which I say to real liberals everywhere, “welcome, let the others have their blue pills and dream of their utopia…join us who have awakened and let’s see how deep this rabbit hole really goes.”
*I’m liking that dude a lot lately..my trust in fearless oddball billionaires has been well rewarded in the last few years.
WayneM
May 18 2020 at 1:13 am
Elon is an interesting character to say the least. Not sure I trust him but then I can say that about most anyone.
The rich are fleeing New York in droves… Calipornia as well… I just wish those running from the mega-taxes would leave their socialism behind but they always seem to want to bring it with them.
Pamela
I wonder if Monica choked a lot on it.
Too Tall
Not nearly big enough….
Punta Gorda
Swizzle stick.
pyrodice
That wasn’t water. Different ‘Gate.
Too Tall
Melania would make an excellent Glinda, the Good Witch, but if our President is to replace Dorothy Gale, it is going to be “Die Hard Levels Oz.”
Epador
I was thinking more along the line of
2ndTerminozwar
Pamela
Can we play whack-a-mole with the congressional monkeys…
Bill G
Oh, yeah. Dump the House on Hillary.
Punta Gorda
You’re gonna drop an outhouse on a veritable turd?
cmblake6
Exactly so. Perfect placement.
Randy
Pure Genius!
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
What characters would ShamFran Nan Pee-lousy and UpChuck Schmucky Schumer be in all this Oz-matastical?
FCinNH
Nancy is clearly the Wicked Witch of the West, and Hillary of the East. Chucky is the Captain of the Flying Monkeys.
Cordis Magnus
CNN / MSNBC /Et c. are the flying monkeys!
GWB
“Not classy like my hotels or casinos”
YES! Perfect Donald!
Roland Deschain
Fantastic story line and artwork!! Nailed it!
JTC
With re-election in the bag and untold (by slimestream media) accomplishments in the face of constant attacks, PDJT turns to taking back the house from the commies…that’s my Donald.
John
It’s going to take more than a mere majority in the House to undo the long term damage.
If the pollsters are to be believed, the LameStreamMedia still has a majority of Americans brainwashed.
And I do mean brainwashed. Look how New York City and New York State are run by the thoroughly incompetent who’ve needlessly killed thousands of citizens yet the population there actually _approves_ of their job performance. They’re even actually touting Cuomo as a replacement for Biden.
Dave
Most of NY has a strong dislike for prince Andy. We were looking at a $6B deficit for next year before the stupid started. Now he is whining for money but found a way to sign a contract for $450M of thruway rest area upgrades to buildings that were renovated not all that long ago.
Punta Gorda
He’s got to have a place to cruise…
JTC
Yeah but see the majority itself is irrelevant to doing anything; eliminating obstruction, harassment and criminal manipulation of process by the new commie minority is the only opening DT and the Deplorables need to make America great again, again.
Steve
After the last twenty years of shenanigans, why would any reasonable person believe that the polls tell you anything other than what the Dem-Media complex want you to think???
Jim Smith
“Flying media monkeys.” Excellent meme, Chis! Good one!
WayneM
Agreed…
“Fly, my pretties, fly!!”
John
I just hope The Donald’s campaign against Google pans out.
Insiders there bragged that they manipulated their search engine to the point of adding somewhere between 2 and 12 _million_ votes to Killeray’s total. I found that hard to believe until I discovered that her actual (as opposed to her media) popularity was actually abysmal and the votes came from the politically ignorant who just vote because, you know, democracy.
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
The only thing they’re trained to do is fling their own poo.
Hotrod Lincoln
What’s the recommended load for pass-shooting flying monkeys? I’d suggest high brass 12 gauge #4’s with LEAD shot!
Pamela
So what would you recommend for cleaning, and de-lousing the hides?
Steve
Toss them into the nearest blast furnace, and send the bill for the carbon credits to the DNC. This isn’t trophy hunting, it’s pest control.
cmblake6
Agreed.
Capn Jack
Flying Monkeys, No license required, no season and no limit…
steveb919
Please let us non communist get the house back in November.
Dr. Mauser
In the book, people who entered the Emerald city had green-lensed glassed LOCKED ON. My theory is that the city wasn’t emerald at all, but that the Glasses were a scam to make people THINK it was.
That makes it an even MORE fitting metaphor for the illusion of Socialism.
JTC
At first I read that as “people who entered were LOCKED DOWN”.
Talk about your fitting metaphors.
cmblake6
I would PPV by the foot to watch the drop.
JTC
“Take the red pill.” tweets Elon today*.
To which I say to real liberals everywhere, “welcome, let the others have their blue pills and dream of their utopia…join us who have awakened and let’s see how deep this rabbit hole really goes.”
*I’m liking that dude a lot lately..my trust in fearless oddball billionaires has been well rewarded in the last few years.
WayneM
Elon is an interesting character to say the least. Not sure I trust him but then I can say that about most anyone.
The rich are fleeing New York in droves… Calipornia as well… I just wish those running from the mega-taxes would leave their socialism behind but they always seem to want to bring it with them.