Day By Day



    Those Peter Sellers movies were awesome. My favorite sketch from the movie.

    “Does your dog bite?”


    “Awww, what a good little doggie.”


    “I thought you said your dog does not bite.”

    “That is not my dog.”

    • “The Pink Panther Strikes Again.” Not as good as “The Return of the Pink Panther,” but it definitely had its moments, like this one….

    • Too Tall

      Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus’ (Herbert Lom) eulogy (delivered under the threat of losing his job) of Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers) in “Revenge of the Pink Panther” is still one of the most hysterically funny scenes ever recorded on film.

      • MAJ Arkay

        That scene is my favorite of all the Pink Panthers. Herbert Lom was a genius.

    • Major Matt Mason

      Dangit! Beat me to it. 😉

      “I shall let that pass, since you cannot possibly know whose leg it is that you are pushing.”

      • Some of the best lines of the entire series were in that film, but it Arkin just wasn’t Sellers and Yorkin wasn’t Edwards….

    • nonncom

      As the piano slides down the stairs “That’s a priceless piano!”….Clouseau “Not anymore”….

  • Epador

    How did you manage it?

    Well, you know, it wasn’t easy…

    • “In fact, it was very hard…but not as hard as it is now….”

  • This Sessions is either the most brilliant boobytrap, or the biggest booby ever. You know, “ignore the idiot in the corner”. The genius in the mask? I pray that’s right, that this is a set up for the enemy to trip over.

  • Graybeard

    We are way past due to retire Sessions (who has retired himself it appears), and see if Rudy Giuliani would be willing to take over as AG.

    • Ryk E Lee

      The Deep State will strongly resist confirming someone who will get busy on this and bring the charges.

    • WayneM

      How about someone with younger blood like Trey Gowdy instead!!

      • Jay B.

        Wayne M > How about T.G. for the Second Special Counsel?

      • FCinNH

        He *did* say he wants to get back into Justice ….

      • JTC

        Gowdy is looking to SCOTUS, but yeah, in the meantime…

  • JTC

    Minkey is much too busy with Mary Jane to worry with distractions like sedition and traitors within.

    • John

      I wonder if he’d quit if Grass was downgraded to alcohol/tobacco status where it belongs, thus taking it out of the “gateway drug” pigeonhole.

      • JTC

        Well they did just strip the A and the T from ATF. That lets them focus on the F but flip side is we can better focus on them and any attempts to infringe 2A…maybe to normalize antiquated muffler and MG laws.

        Next step might be trading ATF for ATP…I’d be good with that.

  • epilitimus

    Iff you want to climb down the rabbit hole…the reason Sessions recused himself was so that he comes away from this shit storm clean.

    • John

      Which means he knew a helluva lot more about what was going on in the FBI than he could safely say. That tells me the Swamp is far more extensive than we could ever guess and the Old Hands in Congress are both better informed and far more corrupt than we imagine.
      Now that I think of it, the boot camp routine they force the newbies in Congress to endure is probably designed to prime them for Swamp membership.

  • Lon Mead

    “That’s a priceless Steinway!”

    “Not any more!”

    • Another classic from “The Pink Panther Strikes Again.” The Peter Sellers Pink Panther films are one of my guilty pleasures….

  • Pete231

    QED. The facts have made themselves known. The light of truth has been illuminated and the roaches are scurrying for cover. The next question : Who’s going rat out whom for a reduced sentence ? I still believe AG Sessions has been laying low through all this kerfuffle so he can serve the warrants to all concerned. This is just the tip of the iceberg. And, DJT still has his hand close to the vest and just raised the bet…………

  • Bill G

    Trump needs a couple of dogs that will bite.

  • Bill

    Is Sessions of French heritage? If so that would explain a lot.

  • Jerseygirl Angie

    Do you have a lee-zance for that minkie ?

  • GWB

    “Do you have a riim?”
    “A what?”
    *minutes of back and forth*
    “Haven zie ein zimmer?”
    “Oh, you want a room! Why didn’t you just say so?”

    (from memory, paraphrased, no idea which movie)

  • Mort

    Knock at the door….Inspector Clouseau answers, a man with a small round black globe with a burning wick is standing there, Clouseau: “a bem (bomb), were you
    achspectinga one?”

  • Pamela

    I get more of an Agatha Christie vibe from “And Then There Were None”

  • Halley

    Calm down, troops. The cleansing of the Augean Stables is proceeding as planned…

    • Interventor

      Is the Ptomac strong enougb?

  • KenK

    “…and then you KILLED him in a RIT of FEALOUS JAGE!”

  • Pamela

    You know what is missing from all of this.
    Cool Hats and Leather Jackets. And really fast Cars.