Day By Day


  • Aside from The Muslim National Anthem™, there is NO music in Islam. And just what is The Muslim National Anthem™? Well I’m glad you asked!
    الجميع يمارس الجنس مع بعقب!
    بعقب! بعقب! بعقب اللعنة!

    • B Woodman

      Translation, please, for us non-Arabic speakers.

      • Wayne M

        Google Translate auto-detects language. I cut and pasted the anthem…
        الجميع يمارس الجنس مع بعقب!بعقب! بعقب! بعقب اللعنة!

        and the translation is rather amusing… in a non-politically correct sorta way.

        • GWB

          I think I understand why he didn’t put the translation here! lol

    • Bad Cyborg

      Ah, Macker? Wanna share with the rest of us where you found those “lyrics”? Inquiring minds want to know. 😉

  • B Woodman

    Yes, Jan, you ARE responsible for earthquakes. In Damon. Whenever you two are together.
    (I’d say whenever you’re in bed together, but we all know that’s not the only place to have earthquake wild and crazy sex together).

    • “Did the Earth move for you too?”

  • eon

    Sorry to state, but the inkblot looks to me like two Madame Bovarys kissing.

    My guess is I’m now on CAIR’s sh!tlist.




  • JTC

    Fearless, Muir. Any FL jihadis that make a move better plan on it being a suicide mission, because I promise them and you it will be. Fuck ’em.

  • BigBossOgg

    What is WITH all the peppers these people chop? They got something against the old standby Stuffed Bell Peppers? Ok, so they’re colorful on the page; why couldn’t they dissect a large frog for nearly the same amt. of color? Also, in latter years Damon has stopped using slang for effect, it seems…

  • skoot

    If the way Chris does his toon bothers you bigboss perhaps you should find another to frequent?

  • Calvin

    Any truth to the rumor that you have a brother named David Muir who has now become the special anchor on the ABC nightly news? At least that is what I was told by the commerical on the radio…or was it the voices in my head?

    • Chris Muir

      He’s related with the name spelled like that,too bad he’s a wuss lib.

      • Bad Cyborg

        No biggie, Chris. Everybody knows you can pick your friends but you can’t pick your kin.

        • Immanuel Goldstein

          You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

  • Bill G

    If a school bus full of children being blown up looks like civilization to you, you’ve failed the Civilization Rorschach Test.
    If… no, I don’t have time to list all the ways the islamists fail.
    And BTW, love the line “And a high chair for my wife”.

  • “And a high chair for my wife” Oh man, I busted out laughing and scared the cat at that one. I can feel the burn 14 centuries away.

  • B Woodman

    Yes Sam, you are “provocative” to a muzzie: bare arms, bare face, uncovered head, exposed cleavage, shape-revealing clothing. Things that western civilized man would consider normal and pleasant to look at. Yet no muzzie would be able to restrain himself from going into conniptions, fits, and attack mode.

  • Hal

    Obviously it’s part of a french maid’s outfit. Obviously!

  • B Woodman

    Bill G and Dr M,
    Right up there with ordering a BLT (bacon!!!, lettuce, and tomato).

  • interventor

    By reports, Ayesha, Muhammad’s child bride, grew to be a very successful merchant. She kept the family (noted deadbeats) out of debt. When Muhammad address the flock for the last time, warning of his impending death, there was only one reply — “You can’t die, you owe me money.”

  • 7th century barbarians have no sense of humor, and no self control. Pretty much like the animals they are, but you can teach an animal to obey.

    • Roy

      Yes but sometimes a bad animal has to be but down.

  • Roy

    Second on the high chair for my wife. Laughed so hard ….

  • Jan DeVries

    I’m still cleaning the coffee off of my screen. The ‘high chair’ comment made my day, week and ,month. Keep it up. God how we need it.

  • mike

    Watch your six, please….

  • Hal O'Peridol

    Ein Maß Spaten.

    Damn I miss good German beer. I would kill for an Andechs Doppelbock right now.

    • B Woodman

      Eine HassenKopf Kristle Weissen (Rabbit Head Crystal Wheat). With a lemon slice and a grain of rice.

  • H_B

    Beer, bacon, and a highchair. Wonderful.

    Bravery amongst cowards. May God bless you and keep you, sir.

  • Ming the Merciless

    Please quit feeling sorry for Charlie Hebdo…most of their disgusting cartoons
    were about the Catholic church and “Americunts” and they have profusely apologised to mudslimes for their few innocuous cartoons about Mahomet-Baphomet and promised not to offend muslims anymore…A more worthy anti-islam cartoonist would be Dilem, who live, in all places, in Algier itself and whose face is plastered everywhere. However, Dilem take security seriously, has not shown up at his newspapers of employ for the last ten years and always is under disguise…I hope Chris Muir take example on Dilem…these filthy muslim bums are about, have the Democrats backing and are deadly.

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