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Sharks with Frikkin’ Lasers.


  • January 8, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    Whoa Nellie! Is she getting her clothes from Omar the Tent maker or Hindenburgs R US?

    She’s smoking guns now? Isn’t that, like, really illegal? (channeling erstwhile valley girl almost extinct due to global warming, wait no cooling). Oh, it’s going to be hell if she gets elected.
    She working out of the Godzilla playbook…

  • January 8, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    The Hildabeast will shrug this one off, just like the rest of her scandals…

    • January 8, 2016 at 9:34 pm

      Then there is no more rule of law
      Farewell, America
      For Real, unfortunately. For if there is no law, then there is no America

      • January 8, 2016 at 11:33 pm
        Otto Didact

        This administration abandoned the “rule of law” when it took over. Actually, there is not nor has there in fact ever been such a thing as a “rule of law”. Some may pay lip service to the concept and honorable people will try to follow it, but, in the final analysis, the “rule of law” is a myth, a dream, a vision of how things ought to be.

      • January 9, 2016 at 12:58 am

        KenH, if everyone loses faith in the rule of law, then it reverts to rule of the gun. Which side do you think is better armed? Which brings me to…

        Otto Didact, if you find what you see and what you anticipate to be disheartening (as stated in your last comment yesterday), then fight – with what means are available to you.

        The contest is far from over.

      • January 9, 2016 at 6:05 am

        They may have better weapons, but we have more of them.

        I’m sixty years old.
        I always believed that I would die in bed in my nineties, shot by a jealous husband.
        I’m beginning to believe that I will die on my feet in my sixties, shot by a jealous government.

      • January 9, 2016 at 4:08 pm
        rooftop voter

        Same here, they get nervous when I remind them that I was born under a Constitution and will die under the same, the only thing left to be determined is the date of my death.

        Doesn’t quite have the same verve of “Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead”, but it works for me.

    • January 9, 2016 at 9:23 am

      She may become the first person elected to the office of president while under indictment….yes, enough people in this country are just that stupid….they already proved it at least twice….

      • January 9, 2016 at 10:13 am

        You are unfortunately correct. They proved it 4 times already with Bill and the muslim guy. Number 5 coming up.

      • January 9, 2016 at 10:57 am

        James Michael Curley can only stand in awe.

        There was a guy over at American Digest offering 5 to 1 odds that she would never be indicted. Easy money?

      • January 9, 2016 at 11:05 am
        Otto Didact

        But, noncom, I ask you WHO … IS GOING … TO INDICT … HER????? Law enforcement at the federal level is thoroughly compromised and utterly partisan. Who do you think could or (more importantly) WOULD indict her?

        (When you answer that, please pass me a hit of whatever you’re toking. Got to be primo shit!)

      • January 9, 2016 at 1:11 pm

        I actually expect 0bama (read: Valerie Jarret) to indict her if he can’t get her out of the race. I’ve said all along this was an attempt to push her out of the race for someone not HRC – someone not at odds with the ambitions of VJ.

        If she drops out, this will vanish. If not, they will keep pushing a little further to put more presure on. Though I think they will try to avoid actually going to trial.

      • January 9, 2016 at 6:14 pm

        “…an attempt to push her out of the race for someone not HRC – someone not at odds with the ambitions of VJ.”

        And who -or what- might that be? Even this electorate is not ready for a full-on commie yet, and besides, it would be Pootin and not VeeJay pulling those strings. So are they willing to throw this cycle so as to have time to build their replacement voter bloc for one of their own (not veejay herownself, way too toxic) for the next go-round?

        This particular conspiracy theory (and I’m not poopooing it, absolutely anything is possible in this cabal) has me baffled; what’s the gameplan you see?

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  • January 8, 2016 at 9:22 pm
    David M

    But Laws only apply to us little folk…

  • January 8, 2016 at 9:37 pm
    Grunt GI

    The Staypuft Hildebeast.
    Seriously. I work in this world. At best she should never handle classified material again, ever. In the real world she would be frog marched to a court room. But don’t bet on Obama’s hack Attorney General to charge a fellow Democrat. Party unity above all. It’s good to be a party apparatchik.

  • January 8, 2016 at 9:38 pm
    Grunt GI

    And Chris… Can we please have some happy imagery to purge the Hildebeast week of gloom?

    • January 9, 2016 at 1:11 am
      CAPT Mike

      Excellent suggestion

      • January 9, 2016 at 6:07 am

        Agreed. Please, Chris, we need a brain scrub.

  • January 8, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    Maybe if they could aim the Hadron Collider at that, it might just possibly take it out.

    • January 9, 2016 at 2:44 am

      LHC not nearly strong enough. People think that it’s like the thing Tony Stark cobbled together in his lab, but it’s completely different. I laughed my behind off at that scene. If you were inside the LHC (which admittedly you can’t be, because rad, but the main rad is secondary rad), you couldn’t even see anything. It isn’t like a visible beam, because the beam density is so very low.

  • January 8, 2016 at 11:05 pm

    Sitting in our room at the Hyatt adjacent to the Lakeland FL Civic Center where we just watched my wife’s dreamboat man crank out a solid hour and a half of drop-dead funny fresh material. Got herself a “You Can’t Fix Stupid” t-shirt too.

    You gotta take a break from the horrid shit we’re heading towards sometimes (even Chris’ talent can’t help, it just magnifies the evil like nightmare marshmallow Hildabeast there), and nobody can take the edge off harsh reality like Ron White…couple tumblers of scotch helps too.

    If he comes close to you, go. But if your wife is like mine, stay about ten rows back like we did, still great seats but you don’t have to worry about your old lady crawling up on the stage like I would have had to if I’d sprung for those $200 pit seats that are within sweat-drip distance from ol’ Tater.

  • January 8, 2016 at 11:44 pm
    Otto Didact

    Sorry to tell you, Damon, but there is no such thing as a “smoking gun” for the elites. Don’t you get it? No act is truly illegal unless the perpetrator is found guilty. There is no one who will prosecute her so in practical terms she quite literally can “do no wrong”. Didn’t Vince Foster teach you that? Didn’t Hillary’s 1,000% return on an investment in less than a year prove that?

    Remember, folks. As the inimitable Kurt Hoffmann put it, “All that is needed for evil to prosper is for good men to fail to shoot the government officials committing it”.

    • January 9, 2016 at 12:35 am
      B Woodman

      To combine your closing statement with the above “rule of law”, the elite ProgLibTards need to be reminded (by a rope and a tree if necessary) that the rule of law protects THEM from US, as much as it is supposed to protect us from them.

    • January 9, 2016 at 1:09 am

      If Hillary is not prosecuted for willfully playing fast and loose with classified information and exposing who knows how many agents in the field…how long do you anticipate the intelligence services remaining loyal to her?

      At this point, when #BlueLivesDon’tMatter, how many police officers will follow orders to stage arrests for her?

      From her treatment of service personnel during the previous stint in the White House, how many soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines do you think would fight for her?

      How do they keep control when when it’s just them and the cable news networks? How do they protect themselves when they’ve already broken all the safeguards to stave off retribution? Nemesis comes for everyone.

      • January 9, 2016 at 10:54 am

        It all comes down to a great line from Star Trek: “How can you protect someone who is trying to destroy you?”

      • January 9, 2016 at 4:25 pm
        Andrew Benghazi

        The actual quote is :

        “That’s it, Ruk! Logic! You can’t protect someone who’s trying to destroy you!”

      • January 9, 2016 at 11:21 am
        Otto Didact

        H_B, people in the intelligence services may not be loyal to her but I guarantee they will follow the law – if only because they damned well KNOW their ass is grass if they don’t.

        I suspect (though I would hope to be wrong) most cops will do their jobs and arrest whomever they’re told.

        If the guys/gals in the Secret Service kept doing their jobs when Slick was POTUS, I suspect they’ll do so when he is the “First Gentleman”.

        Most active duty service people with whom I’ve spoken have never heard of Oath Keepers and would continue to do their duty irrespective of who was POTUS. Morale is almost certain to fall even further than it already is, but they’ll continue to do their jobs.

  • January 9, 2016 at 1:44 am

    I nearly fail to find the appropriate level of disgust and rage. Nearly.

  • January 9, 2016 at 2:24 am

    Dispassionate evidence works for me.

    Evidence is what the leftists abhor, and will spend tens of millions to hide. They will always deny. Is the beast into taqyyra? Or do they just call it dissembling, or lies?

    • January 9, 2016 at 9:26 am

      Same tactics, they just have a different name for their religion. In fact they take it one step further by lying about that too, Democrat, liberal, progressive, progressive Democrat, etc…

      So in effect, the Islamists actually have more integrity, they all admit what they are, and make their goals obvious as well. Seems like the demoncats even lie for their “sister religion”, since that furthers their goal of chaos.

  • January 9, 2016 at 4:55 am

    Glad I had to take pain meds tonight; otherwise I’d really be hurting at this image. Truly, it is Cankles-zilla emerging from the deep blue sewage lagoon. And she sent her daughter to NH to campaign for her? Was she hoping the sight of this Medusa-like horror would distract voters from the even greater abomination of Shrill’s record of feckless idiocy whenever she has had any power? Everything about the three of them argues for sealing them in a concrete panic room & dropping it in the Mariana Trench. Then again, there *are* laws against dumping raw sewage in the ocean ….

    • January 9, 2016 at 5:58 am

      We’ll make an exception.

  • January 9, 2016 at 6:43 am
    Bill G

    It will be interesting to watch the LSM spin on this. (In my case, hear about it since I don’t watch TV.)
    I still want to hear her try to answer the question “Why didn’t you think the Secretary of State needed a secure server?”

    • January 9, 2016 at 10:48 am

      Why would she need a secure server? The Muslim Brotherhood already was there in the person of her chief aide. What was there to hide from Huma? The other people already had Progressives and Democrats giving the information away. Why we must be like France was before the Vichy move. Almost every official and officer was bougt and paid for by the Germans. Can you say Establishment politicians? The Chinese are ahead trillions just from a few campaign contributions to Bill during his reign as chief betrayer.

  • January 9, 2016 at 10:03 am
    Unca Walt

    The FBI is in a pickle:

    They now have over 1200 e-mails where the law was broken. If they do NOT prosecute, the FBI becomes toothless in every other case.

    A $20-per hour lawyer could get a clerk — who brought Top Secret stuff home to show her boyfriend — completely off the hook by citing PRECEDENT.

    The FBI is caught.

    This, folks, is gonna be one danged inneresting year.

    We could have Hillary in Jail-While-President, Tom Cruz thrown out because he is not a Natural Born American, Trump becoming Co-President from the Had It!! Party…

    • January 9, 2016 at 1:00 pm

      It’s the DOJ which must decide to prosecute. When they decline, expect to see FBI and intelligent to leak like a sieve.

  • January 9, 2016 at 10:53 am

    Their gun control obsession makes more sense now; they’re afraid the next iteration of EBR’s will be proton blasters, allowing us to destroy not just this marshmallow beast, but also the evil portal from whence it comes.


  • January 9, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    To bad all the people that have lost their lives or have been harmed due to her malevolence, greed and disregard for others can’t show up no matter where she is. That would be a sight to see.

  • January 9, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    Chris whats up? Got my comment sent to my email and can’t find it on the board. All I said was “She is the size of King Kong. Kinda looks like him too.” Was that bad?

    • January 9, 2016 at 5:05 pm
      Chris Muir

      Nope, never saw it, or cancelled it.

  • January 9, 2016 at 4:56 pm
    Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah

    Pamela said (1:29pm), “Too bad all the people that have lost their lives or have been harmed due to her malevolence, greed and disregard for others can’t show up no matter where she is. That would be a sight to see.”

    You’ve gotta have faith. Obviously there’s no guarantee that it will happen in our lifetime, or on this plane, or in this dimension, or in a manner visible to our physical eyes. . .


    This *IS* a balanced universe. Whatever evils she (and OBummer and ValJar and Huma and BillyJeff and The Tan Weeper and McTurtle and Docktor Eeeevil and all the rest) may do *WILL* be balanced out.

    But I share your frustration that I’ll probably not get to see it with my own eyes. Dayyum.

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