Men & Women, Sex ← Previous post Next post → Comments formwiz Jan 09 2018 at 12:04 am Or at least moan and whimper. Deplorable B Woodman Jan 09 2018 at 12:12 am (chuckle) (gigglesnort) (GUFFAW) JSStryker Jan 09 2018 at 1:26 am My reaction exactly! NotYetInACamp Jan 09 2018 at 12:12 am Communicate Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! Jan 09 2018 at 12:16 am And then there are the infamous off balance washing machine spin cycles. Kafiroon Jan 09 2018 at 12:17 am That is NOT a failure to communicate. Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! Jan 09 2018 at 12:23 am And in the last panel, is Zed speaking of women in general when he says “You” or is he speaking of Sam in particular when it comes to the yellin’ that accompanies said “robotic” interaction? GRUNT GI Jan 09 2018 at 7:23 am Maybe Zed had read this article: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/sex-robots-men-replace-women-reproduction-relationships-physical-a8143716.html But I think we’re safe as long as the sex robots don’t learn how to open jars, smash large bugs, or take out the trash. 🙂 JSStryker Jan 09 2018 at 2:24 pm But what will happen when the male sex robots meet the female sex robots? John Jan 09 2018 at 2:56 pm They damn well better be able to pay for themselves and their own upkeep! John Jan 09 2018 at 2:35 pm They’re working on that. In the meantime it looks like the only hope for the continuation of the species is the possibility of a cure for old age. Old Codger Jan 09 2018 at 12:23 am OT: I saw on the chiron on Fox News that a judge completely threw out Cliven Bundy and his 3 sons’ convictions due to federal prosecutor misconduct. The charges were dropped “with prejudice” so they cannot be tried on those charges again. Seems the feds got caught withholding evidence which could possibly (probably?) have produced a different verdict. The judge ordered that 74 year old Bundy be released from prison immediately. Looks like sometimes the good guys win. NotYetInACamp Jan 09 2018 at 12:28 am Sometimes the rule of law is applied. And Real Property 101 would demonstrate that the Bundy’s owned the part of the bundle of all property rights that fee simple ownership can be divided into, that involves water rights and grazing rights due to beneficial use established back in the 1800’s. Good guys win. Sam and Zed are good guys. May they keep winning. No matter the robotic implications. Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! Jan 09 2018 at 12:42 am How long til the Hawaiian Judge reverses it? John D. Egbert Jan 09 2018 at 12:09 pm Can’t happen. Unless the Hawaiian Judge sits on a court at least one tier above the one that dismissed “with prejudice,” this case is closed for good and all — if it could even be resurrected at all. JTC Jan 09 2018 at 12:56 am So, referencing the speculation for offspring of the chrome-dome and the lawnmower, wondering what “comes” of this? Oh wait…it’s Artificial Intelligence not Insemination. We’re okay here guys. Deplorable B Woodman Jan 09 2018 at 1:15 am Oh, Bravo, JTC, Bravo. Well played. JTC Jan 09 2018 at 1:55 am Thank ya BW…it’s a sticky subject but I’m up for it. 😉 And thank you Mr. Muir; got the links for the Red Level/Redvolution download today, awesome! Bill M Jan 09 2018 at 3:43 am Got mine too – Great stuff. Doggo Jan 09 2018 at 9:34 am Same here. It’s a good day when I get Sam in my inbox! John D. Egbert Jan 09 2018 at 12:10 pm Roger that. Thanks, Chris . . . Pete231 Jan 09 2018 at 2:34 am As Ted Roosevelt said – ” Speak softly and carry a big stick.” cmblake6 Jan 09 2018 at 2:36 am L. O. L. Tee. Hee. Bill G Jan 09 2018 at 6:51 am When was it that the song ‘Good Vibrations’ came out? JSStryker Jan 09 2018 at 2:26 pm Released in 1966… eon Jan 09 2018 at 7:44 am I wouldn’t touch that line with the proverbial ten-foot pole. clear ether eon MasterDiver Jan 09 2018 at 8:30 am How about a six-foot Romanian? Zar Belk! JTC Jan 09 2018 at 11:54 am Or a four-inch Vienna (as in sausage) ian? 🙁 John D. Egbert Jan 09 2018 at 12:11 pm Or an eleven-foot Lithuanian . . . GWB Jan 09 2018 at 7:48 am Nailed it. gafling Jan 09 2018 at 8:21 am I once heard that some gals call their device “BOB”. It stands for “Battery Operated Boyfriend”. Bill G Jan 09 2018 at 9:21 am Love the Red Level down load; the setup works shown are fascinating. Don Hayward Jan 09 2018 at 9:29 am HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Plasticman Jan 10 2018 at 10:08 pm Oh YEAH!! Great download. Thanks. Halley Jan 09 2018 at 10:49 am For males, good vibrations from females are far preferable than good vibrators.. WayneM Jan 09 2018 at 12:07 pm So much awesome… lol GruntGI Jan 09 2018 at 12:07 pm At last, the beginnings of sanity https://www.afp.com/en/news/206/french-star-deneuve-defends-mens-right-chat-women-doc-w392z1 I hope all these harpies and feminine SJWs buy some rechargeable batteries for their “boy-toys” and meat substitutes 🙂 cuz they’re are gonna need them. I predict the coming backlash is gonna be YUGE and it will be all single women who pay the price as ALL men, married, single…well everyone except their gay best friend starting instituting the “Mike Pence rule” on steroids. I mean it’s not like men are rushing to the altar with these harpies anyway, so as they reach their mid-30’s expiration date, expect increased sales of EverReady batteries, wine, and cat food as these women complain “Why doesn’t any man want to date me? I’m perfectly woke?” Of course, these same SJWs will complain that men are avoiding them and want nothing to do with them. BUT at that point it will be TOO FARKING LATE, the damage will be done and it will take DECADES to undo. And I, for one, will not shed one damn tear for them… and of course, once those sexbots start learning how to cook…well…. Pamela Jan 09 2018 at 12:31 pm Catherine’s right. They have turned the actions of a small percentage of men into a righteousness witch hunt. Will thee be a new With Finder General on the scene? A new volume of “Malleus Malificarum” soon to be sold on Amazon on how to ferret out the Guilty? I expect an increase in mail order brides over the next few years in order to avoid the less than desirable harpies out there.. I do not expect an increase in mail order grooms if there even is such a thing. JTC Jan 09 2018 at 12:54 pm Careful with the mail order thing though; evil is everywhere. I’ll tell y’all a true and recent Filipino horror story some time. Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable! Jan 09 2018 at 1:52 pm Ah, you must know 2 of my “stepmothers” then… Pamela Jan 09 2018 at 8:31 pm Allegedly women from other countries are more “biddable” and traditional. I’ve seen the results of mail order brides. It wasn’t pretty. NotYetInACamp Jan 09 2018 at 10:45 pm Many of the Philippine nurses at the hospital where my mother was a head nurse and RN all wanted her to introduce me to them after I picked Mom up at the hospital occasionally to give her a ride home, back when I was younger. I have no idea what I missed. JTC Jan 09 2018 at 12:48 pm “Balancetonporc…(call out your pig).” And we thought our “wimmin” were the worst. But this quote foretells Ms. Deneuve et al’s own fate: “What began as freeing women up to speak has today turned into the opposite — we intimidate people into speaking ‘correctly’, shout down those who don’t fall into line, and those women who refused to bend” to the new realities “are regarded as complicit and traitors.” Add to that those who don’t wear black or bow down to the goddess of “O”. And while we’re talking French it of course it does not mention (just as no one here mentions) the dark forces that are the raison d’etre for it all… Because a concentrated overarching dark-forces plan to castrate, replace, and disarm the white Anglophone men who built and saved the Western world is just so totally wacky paranoid, right? Kafiroon Jan 09 2018 at 1:53 pm I think we all do comment to some extent on how things are going and acknowledge that there is a determined effort to destroy those that have been the greatest constructors of good for the greatest number of people in the world ever. But, our problem is age. We have let the destructors “educate” the young for so many decades that they are incapable of creating solid infrastructure. High paying construction jobs, for example, are going begging and there are NO invaders coming in with the abilities we need except to destroy. Halley Jan 09 2018 at 1:54 pm Dittos, Grunt. Learning to cook? Learning to say “thank you, sir” may suffice for most. Nice to see a little common sense in France. After all, their new president was a happy “victim” of (in the US criminal) harassment by his teacher at age 15, non? GruntGI Jan 09 2018 at 2:06 pm So, the REALLY sad thing is that even the good young women, (and we know many) that would like to get married and start a family with a good young man DON’T…..KNOW….HOW TO BE A WIFE. This may sound stupid and/or sexist, but they literally have no idea how to manage a household and do the most basic domestic chore. Because they weren’t taught by the liberated bra-burning divorced mothers!!!! And now they are paying the price as young men look around and, sad to say, but it’s true, do a cost-benefit comparison of getting married and say “Meh, I’d rather eat frozen dinners, play video games and watch porn.” Very very sad. OYYY, when my wife (a fantastic cook and baker) has to teach young women how to make home made pasta sauce and meatloaf for goodness sake, you know American is going to hell in a handbasket. Far too many young women today are literally HELPLESS in the kitchen….ok, yea it’s sexist, but I’m not ashamed to admit that my wife’s skills in the kitchen were at least as important to me as her skills in the bedroom when we got married THIRTY years ago and they still are. As the saying goes, “If I’m not horny, make me a sandwich.” It’s worked out pretty well. Modern American women have been sold a pack of lies by feminists and I can’t help but wonder if part of this witch hunt is the acknowledgement that the idea of advancing their career by any means necessary (especially in Hollyweird) has finally left them empty, unfulfilled, alone, and pissed off at the entire world, especially men. Or maybe they just want to watch the world burn…. Halley Jan 09 2018 at 2:40 pm Don’t worry – there’s no such things as “sexist” and “sexism” in the real world. Those are just made-up aspersions by the Left, signifying nothing but their agenda. Pamela Jan 09 2018 at 5:52 pm My daughter-in-law does not know how to cook. Her mother would not allow her in the kitchen because it might get messed up. Luckily I taught my son the basics and to clean up when done. There are not many of us that still grind grains to make breads or grind meat for burgers or meatloaf. Too many are in the category of if there are more than three steps it’s cooking. God forbid they grow a garden then can or dry the bounty for later use. Doggo Jan 10 2018 at 9:40 am Grunt, the harpies you describe should not breed anyway. Can you imagine what they will do to their kids? They’ll make “Heather Has Two Mommies” look normal. Pamela Jan 09 2018 at 12:11 pm At least the new ones are recharge faster GruntGI Jan 09 2018 at 12:54 pm Oh, I see. 😉 Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable! Jan 09 2018 at 1:54 pm Surely there are some solar powered ones out there?, you’ve got to think about the planet and all that! 😉 GruntGI Jan 09 2018 at 12:57 pm Ok, so now we know the end times are near. http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/pole-dancing-robot-strippers-las-11821117 So once those robots learn how to cook and open beer bottles, women can enjoy a life free of male dominance, harassment, interaction, romance and conversation. Just what the feminazis want. Buy Duracell stock now, people…. Halley Jan 09 2018 at 2:03 pm Actually, robotics may end up being the least of it. Imagine (in the privacy of our bunks) severely advanced VR 3D technology, as it emerges from the confines of screens and headsets, and is wedded to the kamasutric arts… OMG. JTC Jan 09 2018 at 2:20 pm So maybe Musk and Hawking are right….the coming of the machines as it were will be the death of us all. NotYetInACamp Jan 09 2018 at 10:51 pm Hawkings could really “live” with advanced VR 3D tech. Just saying. An exhilarating experience may await him. Kafiroon Jan 09 2018 at 1:38 pm Ay yup. IF, I was a young man just entering a good job field in today’s world, plastic Peggy would have a lot of advantage as a “companion” compared to the idiocy rampant among women now. I can cook and open my own beer. Pamela Jan 09 2018 at 8:23 pm Egads this reminds me of Cherry2000 Pamela Jan 09 2018 at 8:26 pm You can borrow my church key: https://unclesamsmisguidedchildren.com/collections/accessories/products/assault-50-cal-bottle-opener NotYetInACamp Jan 09 2018 at 10:52 pm But that screws with the aerodynamics. Joheim Jan 09 2018 at 6:31 pm I mean, to be fair, when you can literally order batteries from amazon by the caseload with free shipping, its not a bad time to be alive. there are no rules stipulating that a toy can’t be a handy helper for the “pregame marriage show” as it were, and if there were suddenly such rules, I’d shove my wheelchair handles so far up their backsides, they would need something similarly shaped to plug the hole left over. Too Tall Jan 09 2018 at 11:04 pm I may be an optimist or romantic, but no machine could ever inspire the art that Chris provided in the Red Level downloads. In spite of continual attempts that pre-date the ancient Greek myth of Daedalus, nothing fashioned by human hands can compare to my wife. Even, or perhaps especially when things aren’t perfect…how do you have makeup sex with a machine? Pamela Jan 09 2018 at 11:47 pm “how do you have makeup sex with a machine?” I guess a really good imagination and some heavy grade pharmaceuticals are required. For that out of body experience . Sabba Hillel Jan 09 2018 at 11:44 pm Somehow I doubt that Sam actually uses such devices. At least based on the way Chris has drawn her interactions with Zed.