The First F•ckers.
Beer Goggles.


  • April 17, 2021 at 12:10 am

    Is that goth woman Doc Jill or Cameluh?

    And when did the Owens women trade places as to hotness and innocence? 🙂

    • April 17, 2021 at 12:15 am
      Too Tall

      Hotness and innocence, different sides of the same coin.

    • April 17, 2021 at 5:46 pm

      Ckle Harris.

  • April 17, 2021 at 12:15 am

    Sorry this one is so far off Chris…but is it really?

    You can take the boy out of thuggery but you can’t take thuggery out of the boy.

    AKA TNB.

    • April 18, 2021 at 12:14 am

      “In a Wednesday press conference, Johnson warned of possible retaliation by the cartel, saying, “the Mexican cartels, they don’t forget, they’re gonna pay back somebody, somewhere. And that concerns me greatly as sheriff of this county.”

      Sigh. I remember when the US Department of Justice used to handle criminal politicians and bureaucrats that reliably. Ah, good times.

  • April 17, 2021 at 1:45 am

    There may be something relevant and useful in this.
    He is so spot on. My grandfather went to school with him.

    • April 17, 2021 at 3:04 am

      Bishop Sheen is right on the money. Glad you posted that.

  • April 17, 2021 at 2:22 am

    Same with Boys, But different.

    “Very Funny. Where’d you think he got that from? {Swat!}”

    I Wuzn’t even awake yet.

  • April 17, 2021 at 4:28 am

    That is one tight shirt

    • April 17, 2021 at 6:54 am
      AngryWhiteMaleChauvanistNeanderthalRightwingExtremist PaulS

      I think it’s because she grew up so fast 😉

      • April 17, 2021 at 1:44 pm


        You forgot Deplorable.

  • April 17, 2021 at 5:05 am

    Kamala Harris …

    She began her political life as Willie Brown’s chamber maid and worked herself up to the Bidens’ nurse maid …

    • April 17, 2021 at 8:11 am

      Both of which are noble callings in the care of others. Too bad Harris has never behaved nobly.

  • April 17, 2021 at 7:27 am

    Speaking of “mixing things up”…

    Life lesson 347: Do not keep your lip balm and hemorrhoid cream in the same drawer…..

    • April 17, 2021 at 11:31 am

      Same with any lubricant and bengay

      • April 18, 2021 at 12:16 am

        Tell me about it. I will never again keep (mint) liniment and (mint) dry mouth moisturing gel for CPAP users on my nightstand concurrently.

  • April 17, 2021 at 3:11 pm

    Another hint: Don’t under any circumstances touch your private parts with Tabasco on your fingers. Wash well.

    • April 17, 2021 at 5:25 pm
      CDR 215

      Or your eyes…trust me on this.

    • April 17, 2021 at 11:43 pm
      John M.

      I remember when they were giving sanitation instructions at the beginning of the CoVid thing, someone suggested “Wash your hands like you just finished chopping Jalapeño Peppers and you need to change your contacts!”

  • April 17, 2021 at 3:18 pm

    Neanderthal: That teacher was probably a socialist (thinks everyone’s property is his), _and_ among the stupidest people to squeak through an easy college major (too dumb to know who’s going to defend their property with guns).

    • April 17, 2021 at 4:40 pm

      Affirmative action (took a deserving student’s full free ride), degree on the curve, unqualified teaching slot, basketball coach of course…and the obligatory “beloved” lip service. But it just wasn’t enough free shit -because there is never enough free shit- and if a kid needs to die to get more of it then so be it…And they just can’t figure out what went wrong.

      Just tell ‘em TNB, and it’s all their fault, see how they process that.

      • April 17, 2021 at 4:55 pm

        Was that in South Africa?

      • April 17, 2021 at 7:48 pm

        Atlanta, Georgia, the state, not the country. GA is now the main trunk for Mexican cartels to transport drugs north to their main customers along the Acela Corridor.

        Said customers being the types wearing bespoke suits and gowns and found snorting coke at high-end soirees, and who generally drive Teslas these days.

        As for the “coach” it took the better part of two days for the media to mention, “Oh, BTW, he’s black”. Apparently the school scrubbed his picture from their FB page before anything else.

        Want to reduce the number of incidents like this?

        Get the “black community” out of the “Superfly/Black Caesar” Mode as to what a “Proud Black Man” should be.

        NB to same; Those were “exploitation” C-grade movies written by white Hollywood low-budget movie types out to make a fast buck. They didn’t known s#!t about the real world outside of a Beverly Hills cocktail party and what’s more, they didn’t care.

        clear ether


      • April 17, 2021 at 9:50 pm

        There was a white 12 or 14 year old girl shot several times to death this month. (By a black man). It barely touched the MSM.
        And Marc Dice

      • April 17, 2021 at 9:52 pm

        And Black man Black Guns Matter said a few things.

        Why have they forced everything into a color melanin thing?

      • April 17, 2021 at 11:21 pm


        It’s called “divide and conquer”.

        And they tell every “group” that “After the Triumph, You Will Rule”.

        And every “group” believes them.

        Needless to say, the only rulers will be the ones playing The Music Man to the rest of the “groups”.

        clear ether


  • April 17, 2021 at 7:02 pm
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      • April 17, 2021 at 9:32 pm

        How’s a computer (electronics) virus that spreads faster than covid19 and kills or zombies in one way or another even more electron using computing machines. Programs. There be infected programs here.
        Gadzooks! We need to be more controlling here. Everyone back to some sort of lock down. You must obey. It is for the ‘Greater Good.”
        Or …..

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