Swamp Creatures.


  • November 18, 2019 at 12:11 am

    He would lie even about lies staying in Vegas.
    He does love the attention.
    Wonder what the are paying him.
    It can’t be for just the attention

    • November 18, 2019 at 12:36 am

      More likely, what do they have on the Schiffless Skunk.

  • November 18, 2019 at 12:36 am
    Too Tall

    Liberace was a far greater patriot, a better man, and had far more class than any of the Progtard DildoCrats today.

    And, I’m no fan of Liberace.

  • November 18, 2019 at 12:55 am

    It’s Monkey in a flashy suit time boys and girls!

    • November 18, 2019 at 3:17 pm

      The downside to having a vivid visual imagination… Spiffy Schiff and little kids…

      And Epstein did not kill himself.

  • November 18, 2019 at 1:17 am
    John M.

    Schiff doesn’t seem to be able to play his witnesses, much less a piano…

  • November 18, 2019 at 1:18 am

    No, asswipe, it’s all over the ‘net.

  • November 18, 2019 at 2:06 am

    Always knew that Schiff-less putted from the rough. Gives a whole new meaning to the Doors tune “Back Door Man”……….

    • November 18, 2019 at 3:31 am
      B C Aeich

      AC/DC… Fitting.

  • November 18, 2019 at 4:12 am

    Schiff could only dream he’s like Liberace … the High Inquisitor Pencil Neck Geek has all of the showmanship and personality of an abandoned flat tire on the side of the road.

    “ People in show business who are interested in politics, like Ronald Reagan, fare so well because they do know the magic of dealing with the public. This is something that can’t be taught in a book. If they can produce after they’ve won over the public. If you can live up to your ballyhoo, you’ve got it made.”

    – Liberace

    Schiff is better exemplified by this rather famous quote by Stalin’s infamous henchman who also had a penchant for show trials …

    “ Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime.”

    – Lavrentiy Beria

  • November 18, 2019 at 5:26 am
    Bill G

    It’s now obvious why Spacecadet Spliff didn’t want Republicans questioning his “witnesses.” To any that look, there is no there there. After hours of liberal tears, it’s suddenly “Uh, no, I didn’t see or hear anything.”
    But they want this as background for the time that charges based on their crimes come down.

    • November 18, 2019 at 9:07 am

      Or: ~Ambassador, when did you leave your posting
      ~When did the President call Ukraine?
      ~~Uh, July
      ~Then why the hell are you here?

      Zar Belk!

      • November 18, 2019 at 11:28 am
        Old Codger

        “~Ambassador, when did you leave your posting
        ~When did the President call Ukraine?
        ~~Uh, July
        ~Then why the hell are you here?”
        ~~Because Chairman Schiff promised me a real ambassadorship.

  • November 18, 2019 at 8:06 am

    Schiff hasnt even proven beyound a shadow of doubt that Trump is responsible for his parade of witless witnesses experiencing “bad feewings”, much less a high crime or even a misdemeanor. On the other hand, evidence is mounting that someone even higher than Slow Joe bent more than arms to squash the investigation into the Gas company that “allegedly” paid off their bribe through Hunter Biden. Of course, the usual suspects arent uttering a peep about any of it in that format they self label as “news”.

  • November 18, 2019 at 8:36 am
  • November 18, 2019 at 8:49 am
    Bill G

    Gossip is now enough, by Official Spacecadet Spliff Standards. So when can we expect to see Hildamort perp-walked due to all the rumors of Arkancide? There are corpses behind those rumors. Rather than hurt feewings of individuals that are an embarrassment to their uniforms.

    • November 18, 2019 at 11:35 am
      Old Codger

      when can we expect to see Hildamort perp-walked due to all the rumors of Arkancide?

      My money is on 2 years after either the Grand Muftis of both Mecca <u.AND Medina come out of the closet as Evangelical Christians or the final shipment of long johns, parkas, parka pants and bunny boots is delivered to the loading dock in hell – whichever comes first!

      • November 18, 2019 at 12:58 pm

        Don’t forget snowshoes and ice skates that fit cloven hooves.

      • November 18, 2019 at 5:08 pm
        Bill G

        WHAT???? Does that mean the standards are not equally applied???
        I am appalled. Appalled, I say.

  • November 18, 2019 at 11:03 am
    Chris Muir

    Gus, critique is fine; but quibbling under 2 different names is not
    allowed, hence ‘John Block’ has been trashed.

  • November 18, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    Isn’t it rich?
    Isn’t it queer?
    Losing my timing this late in my career
    But where are the clowns?
    There ought to be clowns
    Well, maybe next year

    Last week at Santa Clarita CA a just-turned-16 boy opened fire outside his high school, shouldn’t have had a gun. Mass shooting yesterday in Fresno CA that sounds gang related as it was all males gathered out back of the house. California has universal background checks.

    Just happened, 10AM Central, shooting outside Duncan OK Walmart, man shoots two in a car, gets confronted by a civilian (good guy) with a gun and decides to kill himself rather than be captured.

    Chucky Schumer is currently frothing at the mouth, demanding on Twitter that Cocaine Mitch bring up the universal background check bill for a vote NOW because That’ll Fix It. Elizabeth Warren also is using the Duncan shooting to demand an end to gun violence. Should we use machetes like elsewhere or will she prefer tomahawks?

    • November 18, 2019 at 5:10 pm
      Bill G

      Bombs. To follow the wonderful example of those of the Religion of Pieces.

      • November 19, 2019 at 3:12 pm

        Don’t forget throwing acid. That’s also a popular MO in Europe.

  • November 18, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    More like a clown suit than flashy Liberace outfit…God just look at that hilarious face makeup. What, that’s his real face? Ah ha ha ha!

    This whole “impeachment” act is just saturation bombing without regard to truth or innocence, they can’t root the President out but the incessant charges and “news” and has its effect on many low-info and low-IQ voters and they know it…

    This is all about 2020.

    • November 18, 2019 at 3:23 pm

      Look at his cheeks! More rouge than a K St. street walker. The TV make up artist has to be a Republican.

    • November 18, 2019 at 4:40 pm

      “This is all about 2020.”

      “These people are stupid.”

      Couple of quotes that shall be remembered for a long, long time.

      • November 18, 2019 at 5:12 pm
        Bill G

        It’s not just 2020. It’s also for deflection in the event that charges actually do get brought against the real criminals. Those charges will be labelled fake, and retaliation for what’s happening now.

  • November 18, 2019 at 8:57 pm
    James F Gemind

    Is it me, or does he look like Gollum?

    • November 19, 2019 at 1:04 am
      John M.

      Why do people insist on demeaning Gollum that way?

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