The first time I dated my future-wife, she wore something similar (it was July in New Mexico, and RATHER warm. I took her home, and as I left, she stood in the doorway, silhouetted by the light and WOW!!!! 44 years later, I still enjoy the view!
I really need to find the person who invented the sundress and send them a nice thank you card. Or some chocolates. Or a fine bottle of whiskey.
I mean how perfect is the sundress? Perfectly acceptable to wear out in public, yet revealing enough to catch the attention of even the lowest of the Beta-males. And if the sun hits it just right…. it can catch the attention of both men and women!
Thank you inventor of the Sundress. We all owe you a great deal of gratitude!
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Umm…… A Furbie
Ummm. a diversion!
Some real male interlopers there?
Because the irregulars of Teeter don’t drink beer like that, and they don’t look at nooky like that…
Looks more like shock and horror at the sight of female anatomy.
Jeff’s current form?
They act like they’ve never seen a real female before.
Wait!…….In their case, maybe they haven’t.
Chris really needs to start up that DBD line of women’s clothing….
I agree. The DbD line of sundresses.
If past performances are any indication of future returns, then it might be better referred to as the DBD line of undresses.
I hear the band playing at the bar tonight is Jason and the Argonauts. They will be showcasing their new hit single: “In Search of the Golden Fleece.”
Gobsmacked: utterly astounded; astonished
The first time I dated my future-wife, she wore something similar (it was July in New Mexico, and RATHER warm. I took her home, and as I left, she stood in the doorway, silhouetted by the light and WOW!!!! 44 years later, I still enjoy the view!
Zar Belk!
Mari: Boys, meet my Cousin, Jaibait…
The Boy: Who-ba whubba?
Poor Eva, can’t enter a Texas Bar for what, another five years?
In the meantime, Black Star Initiative has started the new season of Micro Wars;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caR3vBHCFfQ
She is blessed … to be sun dressed.
I really need to find the person who invented the sundress and send them a nice thank you card. Or some chocolates. Or a fine bottle of whiskey.
I mean how perfect is the sundress? Perfectly acceptable to wear out in public, yet revealing enough to catch the attention of even the lowest of the Beta-males. And if the sun hits it just right…. it can catch the attention of both men and women!
Thank you inventor of the Sundress. We all owe you a great deal of gratitude!
well….two 0f the three are lefties…(or trained operators that don’t ever hold anything less than lethal in their dominant hand)
Ah, sun dresses!! To paraphrase the famous saying, sundresses are proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.
My only curiosity is why she is “elbows up” tho? Not a normal posture…
That’s obvious. Lift the boobs AND the hem of the dress.
Is “elbows up” because she’s looking in through a window?
Those guys bear a striking resemblance to the douchebags who messed with Kyle in Wisconsin.
Or a certain Georgia DNC Politician..;
https://www.wtvm.com/2025/04/30/georgia-politician-among-19-arrested-multi-agency-human-trafficking-operation/