Yellow Phone for Mr. Benjamin Dover.
Lighten Up.


  • September 3, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    There isn’t much difference between a story arc and a script…

  • September 3, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    That’s a brain-twisting mashup there.

  • September 3, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    Ok who dropped LSD into the water supply…

    • September 4, 2016 at 12:07 am
      Blue Quasar

      It wasn’t me! Wait…

      I never get rhetorical questions…

      • September 4, 2016 at 6:40 pm

        Well we now know it wasn’t LSD in the water supply

  • September 3, 2016 at 9:48 pm
    Chris Muir

    Yeah, it’s pretty arcane.Mashup City!

    • September 3, 2016 at 9:54 pm

      So when do they start gathering supplies to make soap?

      • September 3, 2016 at 9:59 pm
        Chris Muir


    • September 3, 2016 at 11:35 pm

      Works for me Chris. I always did better as Captain and on the wheel. I suppose it could be called Mutiny, but shoving the “skipper/owner” aside two different times saved the boat and us.

    • September 4, 2016 at 6:35 am
      Grunt GI

      Actually for anyone who’s seen the movies, this is brilliant….remember how SHIELD was infiltrated by HYDRA?

      Same deal almost with the modern Republican Party…the infiltration of “moderates” whose sole purpose is to get invited to the right cocktail parties in DC and to get the NYT to love them while turning their backs on the principles of conservatism and truly free markets instead of crony capitalism.

      Then these same “moderates” are shocked, shocked when their liberal buddies turn on them. Think John McCain and Mitt Romney…sure the NYT may say they are good guys, until the general election, then they’re racist pigs.

      Well, one thing is for sure…there’ going to be a “purge” all right…but it may not go like the “mainstream” Republicans think it will…

  • September 3, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    “Virtue-signaling isn’t freedom, it’s fear.”

    Truth. And nobody knows that better than those who instill and exploit that fear, which explains one hell of a lot about what is going on in this country.

    But both of those groups have grossly, perhaps fatally underestimated those of us who have determined that overcoming the fear is the only thing that can save us from them both, and resistance is worth whatever the cost.

  • September 3, 2016 at 10:31 pm
    Atlas Unchained

    Bravo! Love the mashup.

    I would love to see more Captain America. Maybe a mini story arc where he crosses paths with superhero Sam in her old flag getup.

  • September 3, 2016 at 11:17 pm
    Ryk E Lee

    Two thumbs and two big toes up.

  • September 4, 2016 at 12:02 am

    Hold on a sec.
    I am still figuring out the way I still keep out of a camp, or scooper, or steerage….

    • September 4, 2016 at 9:02 am


    • September 4, 2016 at 1:33 pm

      You are in a camp, you just don’t know it yet.

      Batten down the hatches…………….

      • September 4, 2016 at 4:46 pm

        we all are on a prison planet.
        We are in a prison nation.
        Our schools are now prison schools that train the youth (yutes) for the new world. Notice all (so many) now have fences on the outside and segregating various areas inside. Guards are there. Monitoring is present almost everywhere. Visitors must all be approved and limited to where they go. The yutes are divided into gangs, like prison.

        We leave from our open cell and travel on a road monitored by the guards who will cite us for any rule infractions. All of our purchases are now monitored. We must be subservient to the guards if we know what is good for us. All rules are made by those we really have no control over. The system believes that it owns us. We must have documents to leave the camp / prison. Our pass can be denied. And so on.

        OK. You made your point.
        I’m just hoping that they don’t terminate me in some blurb of idiocy or intent. I don’t want to have to use any of the minor tools they let me keep so that I think that I am free.

        I am hoping and praying that our little exercise in what used to be powerful in voting this November still works if enough of us do so. Landslides do have meaning. Exit polls that meet evidence muster and standards may have an effect to confirm any election theft attempts and overturn them.

        I need to get new and bigger hatches ………

  • September 4, 2016 at 12:13 am

    There’s something in physics about wave oscillation – 2nd law of thermodynamics? It’s been a while. Memory is a while back. But at some point, the swings become so wide that the moving object or system destabilizes and crashes to achieve stability.
    Venus is in Libra. Jupiter will shortly join Venus in Libra, and what a date that will be! Pluto, he who rules things that are hidden, is in Capricorn, Uranus, the shocker, in Aries. The 4th cardinal sign, Cancer, is empty right now. I was born with Mars and Saturn (now in Sagittarius) in the cardinal sign Cancer. No wonder I’m sorta stodgy about things. But I digress.

    The turmoil (oscillation) is coming to an end. It won’t happen overnight, but it will happen. All the discord and noise and loud, angry bitching are coming to an end. The TV cameras will go elsewhere, the screeching SJW howler monkeys won’t get YouTuber viewings, and the whole ‘safe space’ thingy? OH, GROW THE F- – K UP, willya?!?

    The Brexit cracked the EU’s cuppa. Now the Swiss are peeved that the EU wants them to NOT have guns, but the EU forgets that the Swiss are 48% armed and enjoy the bennies of citizen militia. Hey! We have THAT in OUR constitution, too! But the Swiss are not members of the EU, only supporters of the Schengen convention (open borders, no passports) and there is absolutely nothing that says they can NOT tell the EU to go pound sand up its petootie sideways. (I’m being nice tonight.)

    Just pointing out that cracks are appearing in the Wall of Dreams, letting in some badly needed daylight and reality. And those poor little libretards and drooling, frothing selfie-shooters who have thrown tantrums for – what? – nearly 20 years? It’s that wave motion making their Ship of Dreams crash so that it can stabilize its system and move on.

    If my parable is obscure, well – tough bananas, kiddies!!!!

    Yes, the zodiacal stuff is true. It isn’t gravity. It is timing. Timing is everything. Once you understand that, the oogie-boogie crap is gone.

    Chris, carry on!

    • September 4, 2016 at 8:36 am

      Where is the Ship of Fools…

  • September 4, 2016 at 12:30 am
    • September 4, 2016 at 1:04 am
      Greg B

      Still haven’t seen that movie.
      Don’t think I ever will.

    • September 4, 2016 at 7:25 am

      The only way I’ll see the movie is if they change it so Leonardo dies in the first four minutes.

      • September 4, 2016 at 8:29 am

        Not the movie. The story of survival against really terrible odds.

      • September 4, 2016 at 10:53 am

        Doctor Who always finds the one path that will work. No matter the odds or the fight to get there. He and his companions gets there. In so doing they save the scene, situation, planet, galaxy, universe. A veritable child of God, he is. Always doing what he sees as the right thing.
        We all must act as individuals to right the wrong. There may be many who will join us, or already individually doing what they see as the right thing.
        Our existence is survival against terrible odds. That is our place in life.

      • September 4, 2016 at 11:12 am

        I agree. How do we want to be chronicled? By what label?
        Sex. Skin. Faith. Belief. Political Party. Saint. Sinner. Hero. Coward. Dominant. Submissive.

        My heritage is Human.

      • September 4, 2016 at 11:34 am


        Human we are.

        The important chronicles are our own, and God’s.

        Our own chronicle is all that we have control over. Only with that chronicle acted upon is there a possibility that others will see and create in their own chronicles.

      • September 4, 2016 at 11:49 am
        Desert Lion

        Somehow, I’m on “the list” for a fair number of surveys (in addition to the “one-question survey” fund raising crap). Most of those include some question on identity by division. The only answer that ever applies is “Other.” Only a few give a place to write-in what that other category is. But the few that do always get that same answer – Human. Anything else is genetic region of origin or skin color, neither of which are relevant to the questions they are asking.

      • September 4, 2016 at 2:06 pm

        There should be an empty line where you can type in ‘Space Alien’ or some such thing, e.g., “Proud”.
        I haven’t seen any surveys show up for me, but then I’d junk them anyway.

  • September 4, 2016 at 1:25 am

    I didn’t see a link, but if anyone’s interested in visiting Vox Popoli, as seen in the above comic, it’s right here. It will take you to the alt-right tag and get all the related posts in one shot.

    • September 4, 2016 at 3:26 am

      Vox’s site is very much worth reading. Like him or not, he makes good arguments and presents a lot of good information. I think I’ve learned more about Rhetoric from reading him than I did in all of college.

  • September 4, 2016 at 5:19 am

    AltRight say “some nasty shit”. That’s one way to put it… History has shown that if someone say they want to kill people, *believe them* – and act accordingly. Many in the alt-right would want Damon and his wife *dead* for their contribution to ” white genocide” – by loving each other and having a “mixed” child. Just sayin’

    • September 4, 2016 at 8:09 am
      Grunt GI

      Not really sure where Vox says kill people. Here’s a novel idea. Let’s have an honest discussion on immigration and the whole issue of our country’s invasion.
      1). There are two classes of immigrants the globalists like: cheap unskilled (most of the illegals) and skilled H1B. I personally think the latter are the longer and deeper threat to America’s middle class. Because they are basically indentured servants to the giant corporations that “sponsor” them these people are little better than slave labor and are, in fact almost always worse at their jobs than the Americans they replace. But they are only 60-70% of the cost. So why is it evil to ask why we are importing millions of cheap techie people from overseas when 90m Americans are not in the labor force?
      2). The same Administation that has pretty much farked up everything they’ve touched now assures us that 100,000 Middle East refugees are safe. Who the hell believes that?

      I believe this nation needs a 5-10 year moratorium on immigration to absorb all of Obama’s illegals. I also think all the H-1B visas should be revoked until our unemployment rate is truly under 5%, not the bullshit number we have been fed.

      I don’t think the alt-right is or should advocate killing anyone. If you’re for the Constitution and law and order then you’re on my side.

      I would be happy to have Damon and Jan as my friends or neighbors. Ha Javier could help my wife with her computer. -/:)

      • September 4, 2016 at 10:29 am

        Place the H-2B Visa program on hiatus.

    • September 4, 2016 at 9:06 am

      We have many in this world that do say they want to kill us. We definitely, for our families lives, should believe them.

      • September 4, 2016 at 10:07 am
        Grunt GI

        Oh. Yea there are plenty of Islamic-fascists, BLM retards, and assorted kooks. No doubt. And yea I do believe them when they say they want to kill us.
        But I don’t believe in racial crap. As far as I’m concerned both assholes and good people come in all races, creeds, and faiths.


        Conservatism is a state of mind and set of beliefs. You know like the patriotism and common beliefs we used to have in this country until the prog-Libs farked it all up.

  • September 4, 2016 at 7:59 am
    R moore

    Who is Williamson and who is Jack? Sorry I refused to see ‘Titanic’ based on distortions based on class warfare of the depiction of the behavior of the passengers.

    • September 4, 2016 at 8:27 am
      Maj Arkay

      Don’t remember any Williamson in Titanic, but Jack was there, portrayed by that fool DiCaprio. I watched the movie once, just to see how they depicted the ship sinking. That part was pretty good. The rest was crap. If you never see it, you won’t miss anything.

      • September 4, 2016 at 9:14 am

        Goldberg is a writer for the National Review who has had a lot of negative things to say about the Alt-Right. Williamson is also with National Review and had an article where he sort of said that people in the Rust Belt deserved to be poor.

    • September 4, 2016 at 9:27 am
      Sue DeNym

      Williamson is Kevin Williamson of National Review who wrote an absolutely vile piece about how lower class whites in failing towns (in this case upstate New York) should blame themselves because their jobs were “outsourced” overseas. Their problems were all their own for staying in these failing towns. HE seems unaware that it becomes difficult to move if you have a house you can’t sell, parents who may depend on you who live there, etc. I was almost ready to resubscribe to NR until I read that piece. It was the most appaligly heartless and vicious piece I’ve ever seen in any “conservative” magazine.

      I think Jack is Jack Nicholson in “A Few Good Men” but I’m guessing on that one.

      • September 4, 2016 at 9:37 am
        Chris Muir

        Jack is a reference to both in ‘Titanic’ and ‘Fight Club’.
        I gotta stop drinking whiskey late.

      • September 4, 2016 at 10:08 am
        Grunt GI

        Hah. No such thing as whisky too late, my good man.

        Bushmills is optional any time of day.

      • September 4, 2016 at 11:06 am

        That late at night I’d recommend a Warre’s Otima 20 year old Port.
        Great mouth feel, smooth going down with a slight bite, and warmth radiating out. Someone to share it with.

      • September 4, 2016 at 11:12 am
        Grunt GI

        Hmmm. I am not a fan of port. Sorry. It’s like drinking motor oil to me

      • September 4, 2016 at 11:38 am
        Grunt GI

        Sounds good. Except for the whole port thing. Not a fan of port, sadly.

      • September 4, 2016 at 12:00 pm
        Desert Lion

        So this is an example of “Friends should not let friends draw drunk”?

        I’m glad I dropped to the comments for a look at the secret decoder ring! At least now I know what I don’t know…and choose not to go find out in any more detail. Some of these real world characters are worse than even Hollywood creates.

      • September 4, 2016 at 12:25 pm
        Grunt GI

        Hah. Well done. Actually friends could let friends draw drunk, as long as they are drawing nekkid Sam and not nekkid Hilkary. Which might explain last Sunday’s comic

      • September 4, 2016 at 12:28 pm
        Grunt GI

        Shoot. TWO weeks ago. Damn the trauma of seeing that is still with me.

      • September 4, 2016 at 1:53 pm

        I can truly say a friend should never let a friend write erotica with more than two drinks in.

      • September 4, 2016 at 5:52 pm
        Grunt GI

        Oh. There must be a helluva story there, so to speak.
        Details? Please?

      • September 4, 2016 at 6:46 pm

        Details. It was a writing challenge. A woman with a blindfold. Hands tied to a headboard. A participant and a watcher seated in a dimly lit corner. All done after midnight.

      • September 4, 2016 at 7:09 pm
        Grunt GI

        Hmm writing they give you the first line or a scenario..those are fun…I bet that was fun to write drunk…let your imagination run WILLLLLDDD
        I bet it was awesome…

  • September 4, 2016 at 9:12 am
    Chris Muir

    National Review writers Jonah Goldman and Kevin Williamson.Yeah, it got convoluted but it was late, the puns and mashup thing got outta hand….heh

    • September 4, 2016 at 11:25 am

      As you have said, it is a friendly discussion here with what naturally comes with such discussion. Complex, convoluted. So is life. And still a winner.

  • September 4, 2016 at 9:49 am
    Not Chicken Little

    Hopefully Williamson and Goldberg will go down with the ship, as they deserve to.

  • September 4, 2016 at 10:39 am

    NR exposed their man behind the curtain when they fomented the lynching of Trump. That didn’t work and made them mad, so now they have turned on all who hopped the Trump Train, like those upstaters who deserve to die.

    Irony is, it has little to do with Trump and everything to do with them and the gopes and progs with whom they have aligned. And they’re digging their whole deeper. Here’s hoping the walls cave in, burying them all in the dirt of their hatred and self-interest.

    • September 4, 2016 at 11:22 am

      Looking back I see that NR and all of the Establishment Republicans have attacked and demonized (Rule 13 Alinsky’s rules for Radicals: โ€œPick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.โ€) all of those who were not like them.
      The republicans have dismantled support for all of the various groups over the years that would have brought ideas and consideration for Americans into the political process. If the republicans had embraced these movements that naturally belonged in what should have been republicanism, the Republicans would be in control of the narrative, and of the country. Open discourse on the condition of the nation and its people would have been ongoing. Discussing the path to a better nation and world for Americans and then the world would have been normal and ongoing.
      Instead republicans in power were only concerning with their power and with going along with whatever kept them there.
      When one is storming the castle walls, one does not closely analyze the motivations of all who are in the wave taking down the evil before you. That opportunity to closely scrutinze and discuss all aspects is what the evil in power and the “cuckservitives” and “RINOS” have eliminated any ability to do in a contemplative manner. The “cuckservatives” and “RINOS” have been dependent upon destroying any good analysis, as their power derives from being in the “Stockholm Syndrome.”
      No one should be surprised that they get the results they get. The “cuckservatives” and “RINOS” not only can’t handle the truth, they openly kill it.
      Trump is the one who started with telling the truth and has been joined by the masses of intelligent people who have been yelling the truth against the best efforts of those in power. The crowd is now chantin repeatedly “The Emperor has no clothes,” and many other truthful statements.
      The Democrats. “cuskservatives,” and RINO type people are scrambling furiously to silence the crowd by any means necessary. Their efforts are now in overdrive. Censorship has gone viral among those in the old brutal establishment power circles. They use any characterization or intentionally incorrect characterization to create rules to silence us all and paint us all with their nasty brush.
      Yet we persist despite their Rule 13’ing us all. We shall prevail.

  • September 4, 2016 at 12:48 pm

    I recently read an article which explained that the GOPe are actually neo-cons – liberals who left the Left during the Reagan years and became Republicans. Since then they have decided to return to their liberal values without doing the honest thing and returning to the Democrats. They actually wield more power by making the Republican Party bend over for the Left, with Boehner, Graham, McCain, McConnell, and even newer recruits like Ryan joining the Democrats in subverting America. Allowing Obama to ignore the Constitution, ignoring it themselves and their duty to protect, defend, etc. Helping to destroy the Judeo-Christian moral code with their acceptance of trannies in bathrooms, adult sex education for first graders, etc.

    The Left takes the long view, and has subverted our country through the halls of schools and universities, degrading the principles and platforms of what use to be a Republican part, and using political correctness and the twisting of the English language to confuse and control the citizens of this country who were never given the education to resist those perversions.

  • September 4, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    Have any of you been paying attention to what is going on in Venezuela now? Maduro was chased through the streets of Caracas by a crowd a short while ago – last night, I think – then was surrounded by that crowd, banging on empty pots. A few days ago, Venezuelans poured into the streets of Caracas, shouting ‘we want our country back the way it was 20 years go!’

    Yes, the daydreaming of libretards and whatever else the lloontune left thinks is so wonderful is destroyed by the reality of the real world. I don’t expect to see Venezuela ruled by damned fools too much longer.

    If you think we redneck Americans are weaker than those people, you need to take a harder look around you.

    • September 4, 2016 at 5:01 pm
      Grunt GI

      Yea the whole Venezuela thing is fascinating to watch. Truly when people have nothing to lose they will do whatever it takes to defend their freedom and families. Wonder if the libtards in this country are paying attention?

      • September 4, 2016 at 5:38 pm

        I doubt it, Grunt GI. They live on daydreams built on dust bunnies, pocket lint and nose hairs. They simply don’t pay attention to the real world. It isn’t a safe space, you know.
        I have to say that I have some real sympathy for the Venuezelans because they are still acting with enormous restraint. They could have torn Maduro to pieces during his little march, but they didn’t. They simply banged empty pots (starvation symbol) at him. There is no food on the shelves anywhere now, and if Maduro defaults on a $5 billion debt due in a few weeks, they are completely screwed.

      • September 4, 2016 at 5:53 pm
        Grunt GI

        Oh I’m not talking about the libtard sheeple.

        I mean the rest of us.

  • September 4, 2016 at 3:19 pm
    Oliver Heaviside

    I’ve read some of Jared Taylor’s work, and I suspect Goldberg is quoting him out of context. The political and legal equality of all races has been a goal of this country; should be a goal; and anyone who does not see that is so far out on the fringe as to be justifiably marginalized. Note I said political and legal equality. Not equality of outcome. Some people are taller than other people. Some people are smarter than other people. Both of these traits have strong genetic components, and there are genetic differences among major “deep ancestry” groups, to use a non-charged term.

    If it is Goldberg’s goal to toss overboard anyone in the Republican party who is an old-school racist, i.e. who believes we should have different legal standards or policies based on race, I will cheerfully help him heave. I spent time in the old Jim Crow south; it was wrong on so many levels there aren’t words for it.

    If Goldberg wants to toss Trump supporters, that different. It’s misguided for another reason: Trump is a sham, a rabble-rouser who cannot possible deliver half of what he promises and evidently has not read the Constitution, or at least fails to understand it. This makes him a lousy conservative, and not much of anything else except the pampered egotistical son of a rich man. Fun him.


    • September 4, 2016 at 4:55 pm

      Yet, even if all you say is so, you would vote to enslave us under “proper” globalist totalitarianism?
      Would you vote to finish our enslavement?
      You would wish more leftist controlling Supreme Court justices to let regulators rule the land?

    • September 4, 2016 at 4:59 pm

      What would you wish for us?

  • September 4, 2016 at 3:20 pm

    Per the discussion upthread regarding the only meaningful identifier being “human”, that is what drives the mongers of hate, fear, and fearful self-hate…they must assign labels and characteristics in order to divide and conquer, and when their labels don’t stick it drives them crazy.

    Biggest irony of all is that one true label of human? In the real definition of “human” as beings made in the image of God, the label-makers are actually the ones that don’t qualify.

    • September 4, 2016 at 6:49 pm

      The label makers would blame God for not being the “correct” image.

  • September 4, 2016 at 5:29 pm
    B Woodman

    To change course here a little bit (see what I did there?), and because I have a quirky sense of humor, and I’m surprised no one else commented on it. . .
    “. . we’re in a collision course with that white iceberg ahead.”


    • September 4, 2016 at 5:53 pm

      I could argue for at least 11 RAACISSST words, remarks, allegories or references that may be construed as having such content.
      But I did properly interpret Wong vs. USA properly for many of the waaacist raza for their first time.

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