No. No-No-NO-NO!
Eva being Sixteen and Anti-gun Laws being what they yker is legitimate, but Jabba the Pedo needs to be dealt with in a memorable manner.
Doesn’t Texas have any Gators or Caymans or crocodiles to deal with this… Person..?
Texas has pigs. Lots of pigs.
In those close quarters a combat knife would be much more appropriate and useful.
Staked out over a nest of fire ants would be a nasty yet effective measure.
Wild hog feed, kind of appropriate, don’t ya think? Some old boar would be happy, one way or the other.
Uh, Sam. Did you forget what happened to Skye when she was 16 years old?
Prevent the problem so Naomi doesn’t have to volunteer to remediate.
Because unlike the ads for restoration services, it will NOT become “like it never really happened.
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No. No-No-NO-NO!
Eva being Sixteen and Anti-gun Laws being what they yker is legitimate, but Jabba the Pedo needs to be dealt with in a memorable manner.
Doesn’t Texas have any Gators or Caymans or crocodiles to deal with this… Person..?
Texas has pigs. Lots of pigs.
In those close quarters a combat knife would be much more appropriate and useful.
Staked out over a nest of fire ants would be a nasty yet effective measure.
Wild hog feed, kind of appropriate, don’t ya think? Some old boar would be happy, one way or the other.
Uh, Sam. Did you forget what happened to Skye when she was 16 years old?
Prevent the problem so Naomi doesn’t have to volunteer to remediate.
Because unlike the ads for restoration services, it will NOT become “like it never really happened.