Day By Day


  • formwiz

    He thinks that way, too, I’ll bet.

  • Lon Mead

    Umm… ew.

  • Rod

    Uh, yep. That’s nasty 🙂

  • Kafiroon

    Y’all dumb enough to go in there let alone up to a “hand job “lotion”” spewing thing: that’s the results. Try acetone or MEK to get it “off”.

    • MasterDiver

      Aqua regia might be the only option, other than anti-matter.

      Zar Belk!

  • Pamela

    I wonder where they get the ingredients, and if they are listed as safe for humans.

    • Too Tall

      The ingredients are certainly not safe for the environment.

    • Bill

      I’m guessing Fight Club.

  • Kinda wondering about the paths our fearless leader’s head — I mean MIND — is going down….

  • WayneM

    Bwahahaha!! What a perfect name for the face moisturizer!!

    Any bets on the name of the cigars for sale in the gift shop?

    “Monica’s Choice”
    “Simple Blue”
    “Around the Oval Office”

    • Too Tall

      “A long, full, flavorful, smoke; with an interesting aroma uniquely its own.”

      • Pamela

        I don’t think this particular addition would age very well.
        Certain scents are better enjoyed freshly decanted.

    • Too Tall

      “100% organic with all ingredients picked at the very beginning of maturity.”

    • BeijaFlor

      That reminds me … I’ve still got the “Official Presidential Inappropriate Cigar Pack” that I bought in Honduras around that time. A nice cedar case with half a dozen hand-wrapped Honduran cigars … the stogies are unsmokable, by now, but the bands (hot-lips logo with names like “Billy’s Willy” and “Oral Office”) are priceless!

  • Too Tall

    I keep thinking Naomi would have “adjusted” the dispenser with a K-bar but then remember that a pen knife would be an oversized tool for this job.

  • Too Tall

    It would give a whole other meaning to the term “wad cutter.”

  • Too Tall

    However, Slick’s “Willie” definitely didn’t have a caliber that began with a 4 or higher. Probably not even a .22LR. Do they even make a .17SR?

    • NotYetInACamp

      A .177 pellet for an air rifle would cover the package.

      Ball or hollow point for this bill. And maybe Match, Hunter, or Pointed. Definitely not Magnum.

  • Tiger Tomcat

    Don’t know who looks more put out disgusted, Sam or Skye.

  • Too Tall

    Regarding the cigars: A sizeable (more significant figures than Willie has inches, you can get change from a Benjamin) donation to the Clinton foundation, entitles the donor to a private viewing of the shop girls rotating the stock.

  • Bill G

    I cannot help but wonder what would have happened if Ken Starr had quickly offered Monica the immunity she finally got, and that dress stain was analyzed shortly after Slick’s lying denial to the world.

  • Bill G

    Then again, I keep considering how many on the left are still willing to swallow his entire load.

    • Eewww. Ick.

  • Badumbump, tsssssssss! Don’t forget to tip your waitress… Damn, Chris, that one was good, er, bad, er, just damn.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    “Come again”? Sam DIDN’T say “come again”, did she? She did, didn’t she. NEVER say “come again” to a Prog Libtard.

    • Pamela

      I don’t think that was ever the case. One thing he would not want to hear is “I didn’t the first time you inept bastard! What makes you think you’re even getting another chance.”

  • Halley

    Which one says “presidential” to a Democrat –
    a. Intern cigar insertion
    b. Hill&Huma scissor fun
    c. Composite girlfriend dope night

    trick question – it’s all of the above!

  • idahobob

    Burn the nasty place to the ground!


  • JTC

    Okay, how about a blue dress AND a bobblehead?

    Yeah I’ll take the blue dress of a of a little leftist ho -stain and all- and a whole box of those nasty nectar’ed seegars, even a plastic Willie all pumped up or out…as long as I don’t have to see this thing in the oval office…can’t even imagine what and who all would be sucking on IT!?

  • NotYetInACamp

    – Spaceballs

    Balls? Did he say balls? Yes. He said balls.

    Clinton: The ….. (fill in the blank, as many of you already have)

    The clintons merchandised all of the assets of the USA over their lifetimes. Clintons: The Uranium salesperson.
    Clinton: The MIRV expertise salesman. Orbital capability included.
    And so on. And so on. …
    With a bag man foundation.

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