Day By Day


  • Deplorable B Woodman

    ROFLOL! Thank you for the guffaw!

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    I wonder if the dummy makers made the “Touch It” anatomically correct. I hear tell that Slick Willy has a kink in his junque. At least, that’s what I hear tell.

    • formwiz

      Some say it’s why he has to prove himself with every woman he meets.

      Apparently, he was a little short-changed by life.

    • MasterDiver

      The body is apparently as twisted as the mind.

      Zar Belk!

  • NotYetInACamp


    • JTC


      FIFY. 🙂

  • JTC

    “If they Billed it, he will come.”

    Now go scald your hands Skye, and I’ll go scald my brain.

  • JackDeth72

    That was just as Down Home Back Hills Trailer Trash Creepy as I imagined it could be.


    “Brain Bleach…. Stat!!!”

    • Too Tall

      That is unfair and an insult to Down Home Back Hills Trailer Trash everywhere.

      They are salt of the earth and solid patriotic citizens compared to Slick “little” Willy. Even when you include the optional Meth labs.

      • JackDeth72


        “I was profiling…. And profiling’s wrong!”

        *Ron White*

  • KenH

    Think I already said something about burning this shithole to the ground??
    Ideally with as many minions and sychophants inside as possible

    • MasterDiver

      Nuke it from orbit! It’s the only way to be sure!

      Zar Belk!

  • Shonkin

    “Touch it!” is all right, but “Kiss it!” would have been more historically correct.

  • Pamela

    I’d rather play with Rattlers than “Touch IT”.
    At least there is anti-venom available.

  • Hmmm, why is this so easy to believe?

    • Browncoat


  • Bill G

    I’m grateful to him for one thing…we no longer have to put up with DMC commentators, in every Presidential election cycle, chanting about how the conservative candidates “Don’t show Presidential Timber”. That phrase drove me up a wall whenever I heard it, and it disappeared after Slick’s first four years.


    I am sitting in a hotel room alone. I laughed so loud that I probably woke people up 3 rooms away.
    I’m just glad I had not sipped the coffee yet.
    Chris, that was GREAT!

  • Randy

    Liquid Soap dispenser? Sorry, I just had to go there 😉

    • Damn, Randy-it’s really eerie how Dbd readers are reading my mind…now I gotta modify tomorrow’s toon…

      • Pamela

        Will the modification include heavy breathing

  • Too Tall

    No doubt the William J. Clinton Audioanimatronic Exhibit includes a “Babe-o-Meter,” microphone, speaker, and camera remoted to Chappaqua, NY where the electrical panel suffered a catastrophic five-alarm meltdown when Sam and Skye entered the room.

  • Halley

    Given what he was married to – frigid resentful power-mad lezzie (in a bad way) pantsuited cankly deceitful fugly feminizi harpy – you’ve got to, at some minimal level, at least have a smidgen of sympathy for William’s wandering johnson… no?

    • Th30 More

      They made each other what they are.

  • Bill

    Apparently they have quite a selection of cuban cigars in the gift shop.

    • Pamela

      Think there are any little blue dresses for sale

    • Argh,second to read my mind….

      • armedandsafe

        Apparently, you have well educated your followers.

        • NotYetInACamp

          And vice versa.
          Generally we are in a very loose knit community that agree on much and learn, and mostly enjoy the artists presentation of his work and ideas. We are critical. No following on my part. 🙂

          This also fits. Do not lone wolf it. Few can.
          We all need a community. Very good article.

          • JTC

            It’s never been that the were wrong that “it takes a village…”

            Just a matter of to do what, why, when, and how.

      • Pamela

        That needs to come with a “Will cause nightmares and heads to explode” warning label.

  • Rocky

    Will the girls tour the “massage parlour”??? I heard that it is a “hands on” show.

    • Pamela

      Only there are ZERO Happy Endings

      • NotYetInACamp

        Many premature endings surround those that dealt with the Clinton machine.

        • Pamela

          Six feet under is their ending, and that’s when there is a body to be found that is still recognizable. When will Justice be served?

  • WayneM

    In order to be historically correct, if not anatomically, they could install a humidor behind the open zipper…

    Skye wears the yellow dress well. Not that there was ever any doubt she was as genetically gifted as sister Sam… To misquote the Scarecrow “If only she had a brain!”

  • NotYetInACamp

    As disgusting as all of this was, it was a learning experience in the dismantling of the Old Media, I refer to Chapter 4 of Andrew Brietbart’s wonderful book “RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION” Excuse me while I save the world.
    “Hey, Old Media: It’s Not Your Business Model That Sucks, It’s You That Suck”

    Included is his experience after drudge broke the Monica Lewinsky story while the mainstream press were all gathered in Cuba where the Pope was visiting.
    “As much as Lewinsky was a story, the story behind the story was the media’s determination to scuttle it as fast as possible.”
    The MSM still attempts these same methods. These are the methods and acts that have President Trump calling them all Fake News and fake media.
    Brietbart nailed what the battle is.
    The press tried everything to deflect and detract. They called on all forces. Pulitzer Prize winners would file stories on why Clinton had to lie. They emphasized that this a an sex attack story on Clinton. An eminent English newsman explained how America had prudish reactions to the European attitude towards sex.
    If they could have brought the Russians into it they would have.

    The evil is spread throughout the mainstream media and the elite. Bill is an exhibit of what is so wrong in that entire section of those who would rule us and treat us as prey.

    Full hazmat is needed for any penetration of that perimeter.

    Bill Clinton. What an XXXhibit. (Good fix JTC)

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Touch it?!?!
    Only with a flame thrower at 25 paces!

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