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  • January 12, 2022 at 12:06 am
    Too+Tall

    Mari, There is a whole lotta space there distorted by the gravity of a massive body moving through it.

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    • January 12, 2022 at 2:27 pm
      Pamela

      Wonder if she’s wearing Spanx from Omar the Tent Maker…

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      • January 12, 2022 at 4:15 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        As someone who has been Legitimately referred to as “Omar the Tent maker,” I must say that us Tent makers have standards.

      • January 12, 2022 at 6:42 pm
        Pamela

        Yes you do!
        Maybe a reinforced vacuum suck bag instead so nothing leaks out

      • January 12, 2022 at 5:09 pm
        Too+Tall

        Does Spanx make a steel belted, Kevlar reinforced, radial for heavy industrial use?

      • January 13, 2022 at 1:35 am
        Henry

        Sfinx™.

    • January 12, 2022 at 4:36 pm
      PAUL

      truly a “black hole” everything sucked in and never escapes !!

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  • January 12, 2022 at 12:09 am
    Too+Tall

    One could make a lot of money on Pay-per-View showing Jo annihilating Xir.

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    • January 12, 2022 at 12:21 am
      John+M.

      My money is on Jo grabbing Xir, tucking its head into its anus and pushing and rolling the blob between her hands until it disappears completely, then going into the “LADIES” and washing her hands. If Xir’s friend has anything to say, Jo can repeat the performance.

      “Nobody saw anything! Xir went into the restroom followed by her friend, there was a bunch of thumping and banging and a couple of toilet flushes, and when they went to investigate the restroom was empty and this greasy mess was all over the sink!”

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      • January 12, 2022 at 5:23 am
        Oldarmourer

        One of the many, many verses of “the ball at kerrymuir”
        (and I knew them all when I was young) goes…

        “The village magician, he was there and gave us all a laugh
        when he pulled his foreskin over his head and vanished up his ass…”

        Oh, balls to your partner…. 😉

      • January 12, 2022 at 7:38 am
        President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

        I recall Jim Croce singing that in concert in Boston, lo, those many decades ago (early 70s).
        Had to take the MTA in. It had been sleeting/snowing, the tracks were extremely slippery.
        Ahh, the good times and memories.

      • January 12, 2022 at 5:27 pm
        The 300

        Is THAT what that song was called? I always thought it was Balls to Your Partner.

  • January 12, 2022 at 12:32 am
    Too+Tall

    1. N95 and KN95 masks will not protect you from asbestos fibers or smoke inhalation, the particles of which are 1,000 to 100,000 times larger than a Wuhanic Plague virus particle. As a matter of pure math and science, a chain link fence has a better chance of stopping a stream of water from a garden hose than a mask does of stopping a virus particle.
    2. The CDC has admitted that the six-feet social distancing rule was pulled out of thin air (or their fundament, if you prefer). No actual basis nor evidence for it in science.
    3. The primary means of transmission for the Wuhanic Plague is fecal-oral as documented in any number of peer-reviewed scientific and medical studies.
    BUT, if masks and social distancing make you feel virtuous and identify you as a member of the losing team, by all means keep on keeping on. Just remember to keep getting those failed experimental mRNA jabs as early and often as possible to hasten the cleansing of the gene pool.

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    • January 12, 2022 at 1:18 am
      steveb919

      AMEN Too+Tall

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    • January 12, 2022 at 2:06 am

      @TT, as to 1, 2, and 3, accurate but irrelevant.

      It is adherence, not efficacy that they seek.

      Fecal-oral? No shit?

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    • January 12, 2022 at 5:08 am
      Bill G

      And all across the country Gaia worshipers have had paper towels replaced by hot-air blowers. Wonderful devices that throw germs all over the room, and deny people a paper towel to use on the door handle.
      Bathrooms and Kamala Harris; Superspreadersl

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      • January 12, 2022 at 11:27 am
        sgtcpt

        Too true. I work at the U of T in Knoxville. We removed all the paper towel dispensers and replaced them with hand dryers. Fast forward 6 months and “Corona” panic. Reinstall paper towel dispenser ASAP (95+ buildings 100’s of bathrooms). We have also put up mask required signage three times and taken it down three times. I told my boss for now on I put everything up with Velcro.

    • January 12, 2022 at 7:59 am
  • January 12, 2022 at 1:21 am
    JTC

    One would wish to give it all the deep space it needs, courtesy of Musk’s Falcon Heavy Rocket. But that payload might exceed even that space bus’s capability…

    Plus that would be a rotten thing to do to the cosmos…

    So yeah, let Jo have “her” way with “it”.

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  • January 12, 2022 at 2:20 am

    Or, while Flarduh Man gets all the attention, Flarduh Girls can be pretty badass too. Bring that big down here and these chicks would glitter her to death. You say that would take lots of glitter? Hey they got lots of glitter!

    https://h5.newsbreakapp.com/mp/0diWJPOK?cv=3.4.5.6616&platform=0&isFollow=0

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    • January 12, 2022 at 2:21 am

      …pig, but yeah big works too…

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    • January 12, 2022 at 7:33 am
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      Franks, ya big hot dog.

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    • January 12, 2022 at 9:05 am
      Too+Tall

      With as many containers of glitter as are mentioned in the article one could almost hope they would have been a couple of “professional interpretative dancers.” Unfortunately the mugshots indicate they are more likely pre-school teachers or daycare workers for whom Physical Education is not a major focus area.

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      • January 13, 2022 at 1:38 am
        Henry

        The fun was the reporter forgot to mention that they threw the glitter containers at him (jar and all).

    • January 13, 2022 at 2:46 am
      steveb919

      JTC if a person breaks into my house I can legally shoot the bastard and get away with it. In Florida that is.

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  • January 12, 2022 at 2:21 am
    Pamela

    Figures they’d be into Ass to Mouth

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  • January 12, 2022 at 3:53 am
    Pete231

    Pork IS the “other white meat”…….

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  • January 12, 2022 at 4:17 am
    Big Jim

    “”My money is on Jo grabbing Xir, tucking its head into its anus and pushing and rolling the blob between her hands until it disappears completely, “”
    LOL…Almost exactly what Oscar did to Igli….

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    • January 12, 2022 at 5:13 am
      Bill G

      Ahh, the happy memories that brought back. Fortunate that Jo wouldn’t have to worry about contamination, having synthetic skin. There’s no telling what that thing is carrying.

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    • January 12, 2022 at 7:31 am
      Paladin

      I recall that from a Robert Heinlein novel … Glory Road? or something like that.

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      • January 12, 2022 at 7:34 am
        President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

        Glory Road, indeed.

      • January 12, 2022 at 11:59 am
        Halley

        Igly

      • January 12, 2022 at 4:19 pm
        Bill G

        Igly, a construct; immune to most weapons and firearms/explosives did not work in the place he inhabited.

      • January 12, 2022 at 5:23 pm
        John+M.

        as I was writing that, I realized it was Heinlein, I just couldn’t remember which book!

  • January 12, 2022 at 9:13 am
    Too+Tall

    As a concise, accurate depiction of life under the rule of progtards such as Xir, head over to http://heyjackass.com/ and marvel at the results of their stupidity for 2021, before the authors pull down the 2021 numbers and start tracking the unfolding 2022 sh!tstorm.

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    • January 12, 2022 at 1:47 pm
      Halley

      Is it stupidity, though? As Evan Sayet would say, they are wrong as wrong can be ON PURPOSE.

      A nation of happy, hopeful, independent people = instant death to the Left (no one in “need” for the Left to “help” them), so they are psychotically compelled to make damn sure no one is ever happy, hopeful or independent. Axiomatic.

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      • January 12, 2022 at 3:32 pm
        JTC

        Stupid is a feature not a bug if one adheres to the “plan”.

        And your axiom is dead on, emphasis on dead.

  • January 12, 2022 at 9:44 am
    PCChaos

    I saw four people, two hetero couples to be clear, walking down the street in Key West the other day, wind blowing 20kts, sun out, no crowd to speak of, and they are all wearing masks. I so wanted to yell at them, “Maskatards!” but refrained from doing so as it was a nice day and they were oblivious to the obvious that we just accepted life and are living here, not scared, not affected by the hype, and they are spending $600 per night to vacation with masks on. TT locked it up with his summation. BZ mate!

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  • January 12, 2022 at 9:47 am
    Son Of A Valkyrie

    Regarding Xir, last time I saw something that big, it had ‘Red Man Chewing Tobacco’ painted on it.

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  • January 12, 2022 at 11:04 am
    cb

    Yep, covid via fecal/oral, duck-duck-go it. DC is the fecal capitol:

    https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/youll-need-papers-to-leave-your-house-in-dc/

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    • January 12, 2022 at 12:00 pm
      Pamela

      Slavers Never Change. Oh My Goodness!
      Do you think She might go so far as to have Members of Congress, Congressional Staff and Employees, and even The Supreme Court Arrested? And tossed into the DC Gulag?

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      • January 12, 2022 at 12:15 pm
        cb

        She knows who has that Magic D after their name, that ‘stay outa jail forever for everything’ letter. That plus the all-important “No Intent” declaration = no worries.

    • January 12, 2022 at 4:27 pm
      Bill G

      But not to vote. I wonder how that one will get spun/explained away.

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  • January 12, 2022 at 11:17 am
    WayneM

    Teens tend to be thrill seekers… I’m not sure I see much thrill in going anywhere close to the dyed-red rhinoceros but to each, their own…

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  • January 12, 2022 at 1:12 pm
    cb

    A new variant has been discovered it’s called “Anothercon”.

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    • January 12, 2022 at 4:10 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      What shall we do. (with our space.)

      The Western Civilization is spreading. All races have understood good in it,

      I say that it is not RESIST. It is OPPOSE.

      Slight emphasis in meaning. It is pro active, not waiting,

      OPPOSE

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  • January 12, 2022 at 4:25 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UcDwKMrwjM&t=2s

    How to talk with the vaccine enthusiasts (from Livestream #110)
    Also to mask enthusiasts.

    No space near the Xir mass formation is safe.
    No space administered by government style bureaucrats is safe,
    We are all responsible for our own safe.

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  • January 12, 2022 at 4:27 pm
    The Pontificator

    “That’s a lot of space.” HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Planet Transgender: Don’t get caught in xir orbit!

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  • January 12, 2022 at 4:43 pm
    Bill G

    It is going away, but it is not going away happy. Some such as it have been known to return with weapons, allies, or both.

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  • January 12, 2022 at 5:07 pm
    Too+Tall

    You have to love Jo, who is synthetic, describing Xir as “this…woman?”

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    • January 12, 2022 at 5:47 pm
      Pamela

      How would Chris show perplexed on Jo’s face.
      Or, You have to be kidding me..

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  • January 12, 2022 at 6:58 pm
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    Who is in WHOSE “safe space”?
    The twins could argue that Xir is invading THEIR “safe space”.

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    • January 12, 2022 at 7:24 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      There ya go, using logic, facts, reality, and common sense again.

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    • January 12, 2022 at 9:06 pm
      Bill G

      True; they were seated in it, er, Xir moved in. But those of it’s ilk never consider that. Just as liberals can go and stay on the attack, physical or verbal, but respond to a counterattack as if they were innocent victims.

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