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  • October 18, 2022 at 12:13 am
    Lon+Mead

    I’m not particularly psychic, but I sense… trouble… for that man.

    You know… like in “RoboCop”: “Put down your weapons, or there will be… trouble.”.

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    • October 18, 2022 at 3:05 am
      Brodder

      “Patch unsuccessful… Give me your clothes. Now get in the hole.” // Jeff maybe…

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  • October 18, 2022 at 12:14 am
    Tiger Tomcat

    Those scheisskopfs are going to be in a world of ultra hurt trying to grab “Mari”(Jeff)

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  • October 18, 2022 at 12:15 am
    Too Tall

    Not going to be a Disney production. More like a Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom show:

    “While Dave is attempting to circumcise the polar bear, I’m back at the bar ordering another Shiner Bock.”

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    • October 18, 2022 at 8:37 am
      The 300

      It’s Jim, not Dave. As in: “The American Badger is an aggressive species that’s been known to take on grizzly bears. Go get him, Jim.”

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      • October 18, 2022 at 12:51 pm
        Andy

        Jim Fowler was always running from Cape Buffalo, getting near drowned by an Anaconda or chased by a Crocodile…

        Marlin Perkins always commented from afar.

        I always watched, “Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom”! Great show!

      • October 18, 2022 at 1:27 pm
        Shonkin

        Maybe the badger has been known to take on grizzlies, but the wolverine is the real champ. It regularly kicks grizzly bears’ butts.
        Jeff’s a wolverine.

  • October 18, 2022 at 12:19 am
    Mike-SMO

    Whoever open the outhouse door is in for a real thrill. “Blorp-Splat”.

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  • October 18, 2022 at 12:55 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    Some people are too dumb to learn that once burned, SHOULD be twice shy.
    Let me gaze into my cracked and cloudy crystal ball……..
    I foresee a 10 ft x 10 ft x 10 ft backhoe dug hole in his near future……..never to be seen again. Along with his two stooges.
    Yeah, this will become interesting with Jeff (the dude abides) involved.

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    • October 18, 2022 at 3:13 am
      Brodder

      New dug hole? Waste goes in its proper place.

      Karma dictates that rainbow haired fishmouth that was on city council have a sudden intestinal distress and scream about its rights and person being violated when using outhouse.
      Duo gets hanged by its own woke rules and out up wet and smelly.
      Black pill moment for said woke beast.
      Which puts her in asylum.
      Problems solve themselves in Texas…

      Now unsure if trauma of a t1000 stuffing them nekid into outhouse pit or looking up and getting close up of the final question about Woke Beast. Its sex and alimentary canal health.

      A drop or two of visine in its beverage would stear it to logical needs…outhouse…

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      • October 18, 2022 at 11:53 am
        ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

        The visine thing might croak the bald bastard or make him deathly ill, but unfortunately the diarrhea thing is false. He still will probably head for the can to puke his guts out or die, either from the Visine or from Jeff-ro, so happy outcome irregardless.

    • October 18, 2022 at 7:58 am
      interventor

      Feed the remains to the feral hogs on the ranch. They”ll eat and digest everything except the teeth. To find the teeth requires searching in pig patties.

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  • October 18, 2022 at 1:07 am
    Henry

    Him again? I thought he was pushing up cedars in Tabasco’s pasture.

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    • October 18, 2022 at 1:16 am
      Crotalus

      Yeah, I thought Zed shot a rattlesnake next to him, and I felt that Zed had shot the wrong snake.

      *sigh* I mis Zed and his sniper rifle.

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  • October 18, 2022 at 2:42 am
    JohninMd.(HELP!)

    Zed, won’t miss. And when his girls are threatened, all bets are off…

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    • October 18, 2022 at 2:45 am
      JohninMd.(HELP!)

      I figure Baldy HAD his one free pass.. War means casualties.

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      • October 18, 2022 at 5:00 am
        Henry

        This guy is the spittin’ image of Mark Kelly.
        Thank you, Chris!

  • October 18, 2022 at 2:48 am
    Pamela

    Place your bets Ladies and Gentlemen. Place your bets.

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  • October 18, 2022 at 5:23 am
    Steve+Peterson

    What part of No do they not understand

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  • October 18, 2022 at 5:53 am
    Drew

    Obviously they do not understand the N part. they will be experiencing the OOOOHHHHH part very soon

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  • October 18, 2022 at 6:12 am
    Badger52

    There will be no need for a fruitless and time-wasting Special Counsel’s investigation.

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  • October 18, 2022 at 7:24 am
    Patriots 'R' Us

    Ruh-Roh, KaPow, Zing! Tune in for the next Episode, same Jeff-time, same Jeff-channel. Brought to you by “Red Dawn”, for those stubborn hard to clean blood stains.

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  • October 18, 2022 at 7:25 am
    Stanley Anderson

    Yesterday’s strip was called “In the Can.” A premature title, as I expect there may be another edit or two coming.

    ON THE OTHER HAND…might there be a ploy going on here to get Jeffina into a compromising room to divulge “useful” info — or maybe even take the witness stand? — and discovering that the pigeon star witness has blorped into a witness of a different gene pool? (Prosecutor, puzzled, nudging assistant: “Why is Wray taking the witness stand?”

    We’ll see. Fun stuff in either case.

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  • October 18, 2022 at 8:25 am
    Too Tall

    Fortunately for the stooges, they are in West Texas. Fall in the can in your typical Progtard hell hole, and you probably come up with a terminal case of Monkeypox.

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  • October 18, 2022 at 9:04 am
    DogByte6RER

    Songbird Two is gonna give these goons their swan song.

    As the adage goes … it ain’t over until the fat lady sings.

    But there are no fat ladies in this DBD universe …

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  • October 18, 2022 at 9:30 am
    Oldarmourer

    Nice long leadup to this, stories grow in the telling 🙂
    Right now though, their actions, even if destined to be a complete failure, are nothing less than a declaration of war by a gov’t agency on ordinary citizens and in a war things get broken, most things… except T-1000’s 😉

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  • October 18, 2022 at 11:26 am
    Kafiroon

    IMO the “govt” has been at war with the citizens of what used to be a great country since the Civil War.
    Point out any previous to that time as you are convinced.

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  • October 18, 2022 at 12:15 pm
    Oldarmourer

    There’s a subtle differences, to me anyway, between warlike posturing and actual open warfare.
    Their rallying cry will be to ‘protect our democracy’ while never once mentioning that the US was specifically created to not be a democracy because those don’t work, it’s a republic but that’s an inconvenient term for dems to use.
    That’s why there are ‘republican’ and ‘democratic’ parties, one wants to maintain the republic so that two or three large states can’t force their will on the 40+ smaller ones; and the other wants a ‘democracy’ otherwise known as ‘mob rule’. That’s why your Senate with each state supposedly having an equal say, and the Electoral College, which although better than a popularity contest, should be set up the same way with less emphasis on the population of the states or any historical considerations suchas we have here where quebec is guaranteed a quarter of the seats no matter how low their population goes relative to the rest of the country.
    Our Senate is supposed to be the ‘chamber of sober second thought’, but the PM appoints the Senators and has been shown in the past, even if a province holds an election to choose a Senate candidate the PM can completely ignore that and put the political bagman of his choice in on the understanding they’ll vote the way they’re told. The only good thing is that although they’re appointed ‘for life’, they can only serve until age 75.

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  • October 18, 2022 at 12:33 pm
    DevilDog Ding

    B.A. Baracus be saying, I PITY THE FOOL!

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  • October 18, 2022 at 1:19 pm
    Pamela

    Does Jeffina know how to give lap dances… Put a really good grind on them..

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    • October 18, 2022 at 1:30 pm
      RapidRobert

      At 350#? O U C H!!

      At least they won’t be able to breed.

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  • October 18, 2022 at 1:50 pm
    cb
  • October 18, 2022 at 2:07 pm
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC
    • October 18, 2022 at 2:39 pm
      Oldarmourer

      That was some fifteen months ago, then again it IS an msn article, it probably took them this long to fill out his new voter’s card…

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      • October 18, 2022 at 3:15 pm
        ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

        Pretty pathetic that they run a year old piece on their newsfeed.

        Even more pathetic that I didn’t know that Dusty was dead. I listen to and love my old music but have almost zero knowledge of the singers/groups. :O

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