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Durty Dawg.


  • February 16, 2022 at 12:22 am
    Too Tall


    “Dirt People” versus “Cloud People?” The rational and logical versus the unstable emotional dreamers?”

    No contest.

    However, if the white chick with the dreadlocks tries that schtick on Zed, he might choose to interpret it as “Dirt People – the ones who can provide you with your long dirt nap from a mile away.”

    • February 16, 2022 at 9:05 am

      Sounds like xhe wants to live in the Star trek episode about the intellectual “Cloud Minders” and the labor force “Troglodytes”.

      Zar Belk!

      • February 16, 2022 at 4:16 pm

        Eloi and Morlocks?

  • February 16, 2022 at 12:34 am

    I always thought “dirt people” was a racist term for nonwhites. Or maybe that was “mud people.” So many dogwhistles, so little interest.

    It’s almost not worth the effort to say “white chick” without adding “crazy” before it.

    • February 18, 2022 at 1:53 am

      Dreadlocks to some, Morlocks to others.

  • February 16, 2022 at 12:43 am

    “Dirt people” refers to us who live in the Great Flyover — you know, free people. It’s also a term Angelenos have for people in the Inland Empire — Riverside and San Bernardino Counties, who ride dirt bikes rather than surf.

  • February 16, 2022 at 1:27 am

    In history, there were reasons dirt people and/or mud people died off. Think hygiene for one.

  • February 16, 2022 at 1:36 am
    Too Tall

    I have the utmost respect for people with whom I have “shoveled dirt together.”

    I am not a hero, but I have been privileged to serve with several of them.

  • February 16, 2022 at 1:56 am

    Yeah, this white boy’s been in the dirt, shovel in hand
    Moving the earth… grown a little food, butchered some pork, at least l know where my dinner comes from….I’d like to see Miz Dreadlocks make her dinner over an open fire…. long as I dont have to eat any of it.!

    • February 16, 2022 at 6:19 pm
      The 300

      You don’t cook arugula over an open fire.

  • February 16, 2022 at 2:25 am

    Hmm, so what setting on the dog clippers to take that down to the skin

    • February 16, 2022 at 2:41 am

      Might use a 1 guard, then go to a razor. Tell her to stay very, very still.

      What do the barbers use at boot camp?

      There’s a woman on you tube who does shearing – usually sheep, but also goats and other overgrown critters.

      • February 16, 2022 at 11:00 am

        They use a #1 with an attached vacuum cleaner.
        It seems there is a market for human hair.

    • February 16, 2022 at 2:17 pm
      Punta Gorda

      Zero works well.

      Since I can’t grow hair, fk it. Skin it is. At least I have my beard.

    • February 16, 2022 at 6:20 pm
      The 300

      Go with an angle grinder instead.

  • February 16, 2022 at 2:54 am

    dirt people? is this an eloi vs morlocks thing?

    don’t worry ain’t on the menu..although you are the closest thing to grass fed meat in the current vicinity..and you’re afraid, all the time, like a prey animal…

    • February 16, 2022 at 4:32 am
      James McEnanly

      If I remember the story correctly, the Eloi were utterly dependent on the Morlocks for the fruit that they ate and the clothes that they wore. They were basically livestock.
      How long would the ‘Cloud People ‘ last if the ‘Dirt People’ stopped providing for them?

      • February 16, 2022 at 11:12 pm
        Punta Gorda

        About 4 days. After that the city dwellers will have to resort to scavenger bands.

        (Do a quick inventory of how many calories per linear foot of shelf space there is in a grocery store, then get an estimate of the daily calory burn of the surrounding population.

        Break “Just in Time” supply chain and its about 3 to 4 days and the store is done.

      • February 17, 2022 at 11:04 am

        And Brandon gave us a one-day head start by pre-emptying the shelves.

      • February 18, 2022 at 1:55 am

        The left still hasn’t figured out that they ASKED FOR just in time inventory when they protested the wastefulness of capitalism prebuilding things that may not get bought, and could be an utter waste.
        Well, this is the alternative.

        “Which is the way he wants it. Well: He gits it!”

    • February 16, 2022 at 7:51 am

      DURN! You beat me to that reference by 4 HOURS! Still, it shows that this thought pattern / meme is nothing new! Wells, a Fabian Socialist, published “The Time Machine” in 1895, 126 years ago, but his vision of 802,701 AD appears to be coming early.

  • February 16, 2022 at 3:07 am

    There was a question asked why the African Americans are in jail more than white people percentagewise. The black community is 12.4% of the American population and have 5 times more in jail than whites. Latinos are 1.2% of prison population The answer was that black people commit more crimes under the guise of were black and oppressed. I know of many black folks that are outstanding citizens and count some as friends. So what the fu0k is going on with the ones who riot, loot and burn? They seem to be using the crutch of being oppressed people to act that way. All I got to say is get a job as you are useless to the human race as you are now. There is the same to be said of lots of whites as well. The bad blacks are giving all black folks a black eye. (had to say it)

    Sorry folks just blowing off steam. Probable get banned for this.

    • February 16, 2022 at 3:43 am

      What for? Calling a Spade a Spade? Whoops 5 minutes with my face in the corner…

      • February 16, 2022 at 4:21 pm

        Since,”calling a Spade a Spade” is a reference to card games, why should you stand in a corner?

      • February 16, 2022 at 5:00 pm

        That’s a new one to me. I thought it referred to shovels.

      • February 16, 2022 at 8:23 pm

        I though the reference was to Sam and the Stuff Dreams are Made of.

    • February 16, 2022 at 6:19 am

      “get a job” Agree. Don’t see it happening until the free stuff stops.

    • February 16, 2022 at 12:13 pm

      Work? Who, me? What for? I just take the shit I want and nobody gonna stop me…

      This is Winter Haven FL just up the road from me and right near what used to be Cypress Gardens, now LegoWorld (ugh). My Dr. is right by there and when I went a few weeks ago wifey went into that giant Wallyworld location while I did my thing at the doc. She is a militant anti-masker and she too bypassed the blue-shirted boobies at the entrance back when they were trying to push the masks, but at least she paid for the shit she got.

      • February 17, 2022 at 2:22 am

        Should have shot the perp in the leg and let them get away. Can’t carry the goods with one leg not working.

  • February 16, 2022 at 5:36 am

    “Dirt people”. Two words that sum up the way the “enlightened elite” think of everybody else, irrespective of race, creed, or national origin.

    They only tolerate them so long as they are useful in the pursuit of greater power for the rulers. And as long as they amuse the rulers by providing blood sports. Which is how the rulers view crime and war.

    The ruling sky-dwellers of Ardana were like that. Just not quite as innately sadistic.

    They didn’t realize how close to self-destruction they were. This lot does not care, as they believe that their Utopia will rise from the ruins by….what? Their Divine Will?

    Hunter S. Thompson once observed that “entire empires have been done in by vengeful freaks claiming a special relationship with God”.

    He forgot the even greater number of polities destroyed by even more vengeful freaks who believed that they, themselves,/i>, were God.

    Which seems to be what we are dealing with now.

    clear ether


    • February 16, 2022 at 11:40 am

      So our cloud people – elites, are the “smart ones” that do not get dirty doing actual work and want the world to go to ruin. Who do they think will build and keep their “utopia” operating? The Eloi sure couldn’t. Neither will any of us that actually can since they want us gone.

  • February 16, 2022 at 5:51 am

    1.If those in power are “ best suited “ to rule we are doomed!!!!
    2.”caring “ and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee

    • February 16, 2022 at 8:35 am

      that dreadbitch never paid a dollar for a cup of coffee in her elife and would sneer at anyone who did…it costs you a dollar to go through the door at the *bucks or trendy cafe her ilk frequent. I take mine large, black, two sugar, I don’t speak *bux”

  • February 16, 2022 at 6:56 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    “We care”
    Care with your own money, not mine.
    Care with your own property and posessions, not mine.
    Care on your own time, not mine.
    Seems like the only thing you have lots of, is time.
    And who is this “we”? Got a mouse in your pocket?

  • February 16, 2022 at 6:58 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    White chick with dreads?
    Cultural appropriation!
    Shave ’em off! Now! All of ’em!

    • February 16, 2022 at 2:04 pm

      My thought exactly. It’s the only reasonable response.

  • February 16, 2022 at 7:06 am

    I doubt that the “problem” is Race. I suspect “Adverse Selection” where the non-productive, defectives were the ones disposed of via the slave trade. The descendants. Of those “defectives” are the source of our urban problems.

    There is a smaller sub-population that are probably the descendants of “normies” grabbed up in raids. They are very different people. There are several communities near us that are peaceful areas. Some are prosperous, some ain’t. The core church was functional before Illinois Abe took that job in Washington. We use the “N-Word” a lot, “Neighbors”. Downtown is a horror. The ones with a family and a plan leave the urban plain of despair. It ain’t “Race”.

    I think I have run into that dread-locked rag-head someplace. Probably at a staff meeting.

    • February 16, 2022 at 11:27 am

      The problem is a permanent overclass made possible by the Federal Reserve. Unlike the rest of us they have no fear of financial ruin because of the government teat and the Fed’s policy of “Too Big to Fail”.
      Before the Federal Reserve bank, constant deflation meant everyone ran the risk of being wiped out by their bad investments.
      There were a lot more church goers back then.
      Now generations of godless idiots who have more dollars than sense lord over us just because they OWN the government.

  • February 16, 2022 at 7:13 am

    I’m a proud deplorable, dirt person… I don’t have a dirt bike or a 4-wheeler, etc. but I prefer the woods to the beach, mountains to the coast, Shiner over chardonnay, and shooting over any game that involves a ball, unless you combine shooting with golf. Balls are nice targets.

    Urban Dictionary says:

    Dirt People

    A name given to the residents of the Inland Empire, because of their love for the dirt. They live for the weekends so they can go play in the desert with their dirt bikes. It is easy to spot them, just looks for bro trucks with ATV’s and motorcycles in the back, oh and don’t forget the toy haulers! LAME!

    Person1; “Hey. bro, you wanna go dirt biking this weekend.”

    person 2; HELL NO! I’m not one of those dirt people. I’m going to go look at art, and read… I have a brain in my head.

  • February 16, 2022 at 7:33 am

    Care Somewhere Else – yardsign/bumpersticker of the year

    • February 16, 2022 at 8:05 am

      Was just about to comment similarly… YES!

  • February 16, 2022 at 8:33 am

    Have you ever noticed that many of the folks like the crazy white dreadlocked woman are always pissed off about something, even trivial matters?

    Have you noticed that many of those same folks are angry on behalf of people they think should be angry about “This, That, or the Other Thing”, but aren’t, so are also angry at them for not being angry? It certainly explains the change of name by the Washington Redskins to the Washington Commanders.

    The Native American community wasn’t angry by the use of the name ‘Redskins’, particularly since it was a Native American who created the logo to honor a historic member of their tribe. But those groups are pissed off now because the busybody ‘woke’ a**hats decided it was demeaning…but never bother to ask the people they claim were being demeaned. The ‘woke’ assumed they knew better.

    They were wrong.

    • February 16, 2022 at 10:38 am
      The Nth Doctor

      The NCAA ran face-first into that a few years ago when they were making noises about trying to force colleges to do away with any Indian-derived team names or mascots on the grounds of their being “offensive to the Native-American community, blah blah.” When they targeted the Florida State Seminoles, the *actual* Seminole tribe informed the NCAA that “Not only are we *not* offended by the use of our name and tribal imagery, we have a *contract* with Florida State where the university *pays* us for the privilege of using them, and we’re quite satisfied with the arrangement, thank you very much. Do the words ‘tortious interference’ mean anything to you, paleface?”

      • February 16, 2022 at 8:50 pm

        When the University of Miami was founded in 1926 the Iron Arrow Honor Society was also formed. It was later reaffirmed in 1976, because, you know, white man wants written papers and such.

        Official Charter Issued by the Miccosukee Tribe of Indians of Florida
        Presided over and represented by Chairman Howard Osceola on November 21, 1976


        The Granting of this CHARTER Ratifies That
        Which has Always Existed in Tradition and is
        Now Granted in Perpetuity, “For So Long As
        The Grasses Grow and The Waters Flow:”

        These men; This clan; This society;
        This tradition -Is Under Our Sponsorship:
        IRON ARROW, “The Highest Honor Attained by Men.”

        Signed at the Village of William McKinley Osceola,
        Twenty Mile Bend,
        November 21, 1976

        The Miccosukee Tribe of Indians were never defeated and never surrendered to the United States of America. My grandparents knew some back in the early twentieth Century when they still came down the Miami River to trade. My Great Grandmother first came to Miami in 1905 as a widow, and eventually built a business and factory on the Miami River with her second husband.

        a cousin of mine died in the opening battle that began on December 28, 1835 and is commemorated at the Dade Battlefield. Major dad and all but two black soldiers (who returned to Tampa bay a couple of weeks later) were killed over several days of battle after they were ambushed by the ‘Seminoles’ as they were traveling to a fort in Central Florida.

        I met Miccosukee Tribe members as a child and at various times of my life, as did my father. I got along fine. The Seminole and Miccosukee Tribe thing is too complex for here. I have not set foot on tribal land for various reasons. Mostly their police do not answer to the USA or Florida, and their tribal police police most always are not tribe members. I earned a University of Miami law degree.

        Both tribes have long histories satisfactory to all parties except the woke types that have no valid interest.

        I have heard no one seriously attempt to complain about The Notre Dame Fighting Irish, where my undergraduate degree was earned.
        The woke will be dominated. Not so the Miccosukee, Seminole, and associated Floridians.

      • February 16, 2022 at 8:53 pm
      • February 16, 2022 at 9:26 pm

        On December 28, 1835, as Major Francis Dade was leading more than 100 soldiers from Fort Brooke (near Tampa) to Fort King (near present-day Ocala), some 180 Seminoles and their allies ambushed the troops, killing all but three. The Dade Massacre marked the start of the Second Seminole War.
        They were marching in columns of two through heavy saw grass with the officers on horses. The Seminoles hid in the saw grass then fired at one time from cover. It did not go well for the US soldiers. The sergeants regrouped and put up cut pine tree protections. My cousin was a sergeant. He perished. He had survived a scalping during the Black Hawk War. It wasn’t the whole scalp. It was a token section of the scalp, and it did not kill him.

  • February 16, 2022 at 9:09 am

    Have you noticed that the vast majority of the enlightened, emotion-ruled people are always offended by something – they look hard for any offense! – and have NO SENSE OF HUMOR???

    • February 16, 2022 at 11:36 am
      John D. Egbert

      This is because LSDs (Liberals/Socialists/Democrats) are never happy unless they are unhappy. Reality must never be permitted to intrude .

      • February 16, 2022 at 2:20 pm
        President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

        Thank you for arranging it that way, L-S-D, and not L-D-S (Latter Day Saint, i.e., “Mormon”).

  • February 16, 2022 at 9:56 am

    We have to wear masks at our command, even though we walk out of the building to a madhouse city, family, day drunks, and no one is wearing a mask. We have been vaxxed. I was talking to the CoS today and he said we have to wear them because some people in the command “feel” threatened as they aren’t vaxxed, and may have compromised immune systems due some other co-morbidity. I told him, “F#$k feelings” and we both laughed. God helps us when big DoD uses logic in anything other than a melee. I don’t get it, though I do know that your personal health is just that, YOUR personal health. Where do I get a “Care somewhere else” sign?

  • February 16, 2022 at 11:21 am

    By calling everything & everyone racist, sexist et al, the leftoids diminished the potency to such accusations to the point where I assume anyone so labeled is actually based.

  • February 16, 2022 at 11:36 am

    I have a cyber-friend who is a Commiefornia liberal- – – -otherwise, he’s a pretty nice guy, just a little brainwashed. The subject of gunsmithing came up, and I told him I have a big collection of 1930’s 98 Mausers that I use to make sporting rifles. “What about the ones with swastikas on them? Do you destroy them”? He was getting a case of the vapors over an inanimate object, and I just couldn’t convince him that some Hebrew slave laborer who was forced to stamp that waffenampt symbol on a piece of steel wouldn’t be offended if a free man almost a hundred years later used that same hunk of steel to make a piece of “fine art that shoots”! “Liberalism is a mental illness” is a very true statement!

  • February 16, 2022 at 12:15 pm

    That bluish thing could very well be a Puppet Master slug. It sure would explain their behavior..

    • February 17, 2022 at 1:09 am

      A slug would explain many things. When do we implement Operation Suntan?

      Of course, for every Sam, there are a dozen like xir, or Dreadlock girl.

  • February 16, 2022 at 12:40 pm

    Of all the imbecillic jargon spouted by the Woke, “dirt people” has to be the biggest self-pwn of all.

    • February 16, 2022 at 2:24 pm
      Chris Muir

      Scott, how do I buy a copy of your hardcover Texas book?

      • February 16, 2022 at 9:06 pm

        Yeah? Same here.

  • February 16, 2022 at 12:47 pm

    Appropriation. It’s what they do.

    Their useful idiots and brainwashed droids like dread there, believe they are helping those whose culture and causes they appropriate, while the cloud-sitters are simply using them to do the “dirty” work while paying off the appropriated groups with OPM simply to achieve and retain power and control…but in fact they view both groups the same, as expendable, kept livestock.

    And so it has been since at least 1861 when the First Rino brilliantly employed this strategy, gaining the backing of all of the educated and woke of their time, and in the process murdered thousands of real, productive dirt people who saw through the lies and understood the true agenda and opposed him. choosing to begin again with their own Confederated Independent Nation.

    We are very far down that same exact path with those same exact methods being used against us, and ironically against their own indentured servants of both the dirt and cloud varieties. And they may be successful in destroying us…and ultimately themselves just as others have remarked is the pattern of civilizations immemorial.

  • February 16, 2022 at 6:11 pm

    Has the war escalated to the introduction of bird flu to control food supply?

    Or is it another happy coincidence to weaponize by those who want us dead?

    Consider: ChiComs own/control the large majority of our pork production.

    Apparently Gates owns/controls vast swaths of farmland through front companies, and is adding more every day. Some reports say much of it has been lain fallow.

    Unrestricted access to US markets by foreign produce is unsurvivable by our farmers.

    And now 400k chickens and turkeys destroyed in 2 days…

    What good are our various precious metals and tools of defense if we are starved?

    Food is life.

  • February 16, 2022 at 7:55 pm
    • February 16, 2022 at 11:19 pm
      Punta Gorda

      Interesting how critics of it INVARIABLY support the criminal element.

      Especially that vapid idiot AOC.

  • February 16, 2022 at 9:00 pm

    What about us Sand People?
    I have always had sand in between my toes.

    And those dirt people are like us and the truckers, and all tribes opposing oppression and bad mandates.

  • February 16, 2022 at 11:25 pm

    Dirt hippies, for sure.

    • February 17, 2022 at 5:54 am

      They are dirt hippies and dirt woke for sure, but they aint no way real dirt people. We work. Have any of them regularly dug foundation holes for concrete in coral rock using a steel striking bar? That is manual labor. That manual labor is never experienced by those of her woke class.

      • February 17, 2022 at 7:41 am

        Having flashbacks of manually digging two pools connected by a winding stream in Keys fill. Not in-place rock mind you, but plenty of work! Pick and shovel. Summer job…


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