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  • June 7, 2017 at 12:06 am
    Spin Drift

    Deport them, deport them all. A religion based on force only understands force.


    • June 7, 2017 at 12:41 am

      Just saw this. I’ve believed this for some time now.
      Islam is a political system, NOT a religion, and unless and until humanity wakes the hell up and STOPS referring to it as a religion, there is no hope. Islam is a hyper-aggressive, militaristic, expansionist, totalitarian political system designed to create a super-rich micro-oligarchical ruling class with a massive, destitute, genetically handicapped underclass below. The paper-thin faux-religious facade was a conscious, specific con from the very beginning – much like Mormonism and Scientology – a pure racket using borrowed and piggy-backed religious motifs to lend credibility to a massive, loosely-knit network of crime syndicate cells.

      • June 7, 2017 at 1:34 am

        Spot. The. F&CK. On.

      • June 7, 2017 at 9:45 am

        Horny guy religion based on a hermaphroditic river god and the founder’s inability to please any of his wives. Hence the FGM requirement as a way to maintain good health. If I remember correctly said wives poisoned him for being a Schweinhund.
        He put himself before God when it came to why Women have certain attributes, and was justly punished for doing so.

      • June 7, 2017 at 10:17 am

        islam is…all of those things you said.

        The façade part too, and to that degree the comparison to Mormons and Scientologists is accurate, even the crime racket part.

        But beyond that the parallel diverges…Mormonism is a cult and Scientology is a corrupt business, but neither are anywhere near your description of islam as to their core narrative and sworn goal.

        Actually BHO and HRC are more comparable in that regard. What “religion” are they?

      • June 7, 2017 at 3:34 pm

        Barnhardt is pretty blunt, but she is very clearly correct on this matter. I read her daily.

  • June 7, 2017 at 12:08 am
    Chad C. Mulligan


  • June 7, 2017 at 12:08 am
    Ed Jones

    Soylent Green garbage trucks.

    • June 7, 2017 at 12:12 am
      Greg B

      Beat me to it.

    • June 7, 2017 at 12:36 am

      Send the Scoops.

  • June 7, 2017 at 12:14 am

    Bonaparte’s whiff of grapeshot, revisited.

  • June 7, 2017 at 12:15 am

    Oh, to see the mythbusters run their snowplow through the streets of New York.

    That would be impressive and fun!

    • June 7, 2017 at 12:30 am
      • June 7, 2017 at 1:38 am

        And hominids (won’t call them humans) would offer much less resistance.

      • June 7, 2017 at 4:34 am


        “Contain and Corral The Morlocks…..
        Then Tag. Bag And Drag ’em….
        Soylent Green Ain’t People!”

  • June 7, 2017 at 12:19 am

    You realize that most of NYC’s snowplows are mounted on their garbage trucks.

    Most appropriate in this case.

    • June 7, 2017 at 4:36 am

      Paint the Snowplows’ Blades with Pig’s Blood?

  • June 7, 2017 at 12:25 am

    Stand down, Isaiah…it’s time for Joel, plowshares to swords.

    …Proclaim this among the nations: Prepare a war; rouse the mighty men! Let all the soldiers draw near, let them come up! Beat your plowshares into swords And your pruning hooks into spears; Let the weak say, “I am a mighty man.” Hasten and come, all you surrounding nations, And gather yourselves there. Bring down, O LORD, Your mighty ones.…

    Joel 3:9-11

  • June 7, 2017 at 12:38 am

    I really like the snow plows idea..

    • June 7, 2017 at 12:49 am

      It just seems so ironically perfect… snowplows for the special snowflakes…

  • June 7, 2017 at 12:49 am
    Doc Epador

    Personally I prefer the spinning brushes we use out west to remove the sediment left after a big rain.

    • June 7, 2017 at 6:50 am

      Runway sweepers!

      Zar Belk!

  • June 7, 2017 at 1:33 am

    Lovely concept, Chris, and well done everyone else!

  • June 7, 2017 at 2:59 am
    Neil Frandsen

    Folks, out on the High Plains of North America, there are quite large trucks equipped with manure-sprayer arrangements. Get a few semi-trailer tankers full of large hog farm liquid manure, to refill the tanker trucks, and the fire hazard on NY, NY streets will be quickly fertilized.

  • June 7, 2017 at 6:02 am
    Bill G

    ‘Toly:”New President now speaks for Americans first, da?” Not if Obola and the DMC can help it.
    How about just having some folks walk their dogs through the middle of it?

  • June 7, 2017 at 7:36 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    I was thinking of walking on backs and butts to get from point A to point B. Hey, you’re blocking a public thoroughfare, and I’m public, so get over yourselves. I have no idea how long you’re gonna be doing a face plant, and I have places to be and people to see. So either move, or get walked on.

    But I like the idea of street sweepers, snow plows and garbage trucks, too.

    • June 8, 2017 at 6:51 am

      “Do you have a permit for a public demonstration? No? Then I’m coming through….”

  • June 7, 2017 at 7:37 am

    Hmmm… maybe it’s time for Damon and Zed to load ol’ Tabasco into the truck for a little “field trip” to the East Coast… oh, yeah!!

    Maybe bring the “dogs” along — I bet they’d like to mark new territory as well.

    The only downside I see is that it might leave the Double-D Ranch a little short on security while they’re gone. Hmmm… maybe I need to think this out some more.

  • June 7, 2017 at 7:39 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    I wonder what the public and official (two different sets of people) reactions would be if a Mass of Catholics were to set up shop for a time in a NYC street and sidewalk to hold a religious service? Oh, and don’t forget the Jesuits to stand guard.

  • June 7, 2017 at 7:43 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Maybe it happened to quick to plan a response, but I’m surprised that no one was tossing water balloons out of an upper floor hotel or office building window.

    • June 7, 2017 at 9:32 am

      Water Balloons filled with the urine of menstruating and pregnant Women. It’s the Nuclear Option.

  • June 7, 2017 at 8:15 am

    “Just because something is legal doesn’t mean it is always advisable.”


    Just because something is illegal doesn’t mean it is always inadvisable.

    We are subject to too many ridiculous and redundant laws. We started with 10, and then it got out of hand.

    • June 7, 2017 at 9:59 am

      True that, Sir.

      DT is starting with EO on fed regulations: every new one requires killing two old ones. That’ll work on many levels.

  • June 7, 2017 at 10:07 am

    Snowplows, garbage trucks, pigs’ blood, lady juice…all fun options to ponder.

    But from a practical and doable standpoint, the methods used on unruly and/or obstructionist crowds for decades -fixed mount high pressure fire hoses- would be efficient and acceptable to all, if it’s good enough for hippies and blm it’s good enough for this filth. And bonus, real people (plow operators and trash men) don’t have to get too close, and it’s self-cleansing once the grime is gone. Why not?

    • June 7, 2017 at 10:44 am

      The United States Navy did that in 1958 in Beirut Lebanon.
      They used fire hoses to do crowd control on rioters at the piers.
      If I remember correctly the Sailors kept the rioters hosed down with sea water for over 24 hours.

  • June 7, 2017 at 10:32 am

    In many ways and in many ways they state that they are here to conquer us and the world. They have their end time views which result in Islam being dominant.
    We watch hijrah. Hijrah is the invasion by emigration to conquer jihad. That was the first victory Muhamed had, and when he called it Islam. In common terms, all Muslims are military colonists come to occupy and conquer new land for Islam.
    Here is Tommy Roberson of Rebelmedia speaking with the people in the mosque that the Manchester bombing murderers (Holy Jihad Warriors and martyrs) attended.
    Just simple questions and discussion. An example of Islam.

  • June 7, 2017 at 10:37 am
    Spin Drift

    Why not just throw bacon out the windows? Other than wasting good bacon can you imagine the stampede. Sharknado, no it’s a Baconado!

    BLT for the win!
    War Damn Screaming Eagle

    • June 7, 2017 at 10:39 am
      Grunt GI

      Great idea, but as a bacon aficionado, I would hate to waste so much good pork product. LOVED today’s cartoon…genuinely made me smile…without boobehs. 🙂

      Ok, DBD history question…do Anatoly and Naomi have 2 kids? I thought there was just one-Nikolai (sp?).. So now it appears everyone has an heir and a spare? I occasionally get lost on the details….

      • June 7, 2017 at 10:51 am

        I think the baby Naomi is holding is Hugo, one the twins that Skye had with an yet-to-be identified 5 minute wonder.

      • June 7, 2017 at 10:54 am
        Chris Muir


      • June 7, 2017 at 11:55 am
        Grunt GI

        Ahhh, well, that should have been obvious. 🙂

        Anyway, great toon today…it’s so damn funny that all the morons in DC are going to a Comey Happy Hour tomorrow.

        Wonder what the idiots will do when they don’t get their smoking gun?

        Riot? Drink more? Drink more and riot?

        Glad I don’t work in downtown Swampville.

  • June 7, 2017 at 11:02 am
    Jess Sain

    Having a Boss Snowplow, that cartoon filled my head with wonderful pictures. When you hear that turbo spool on the cummins, you better read the grill. That’s not the make, that’s your last warning.

  • June 7, 2017 at 1:28 pm
    Maj Arkay

    Replay to Texas Is State Of Mind comment yesterday reference Buc-ee’s:

    Buc-ee’s does not cover the entire state, so “I am sorry but real Texans only go to Buc-ee’s for coffee” is not accurate anywhere west of I-35. That happens to be the majority of the state.

    • June 7, 2017 at 11:24 pm

      Buc-Ee’s was founded in Lake Jackson and I know they’re in central to south Texas, but we have one in Fort Worth, and supposedly getting one in Denton. Beaver Nuggets for all!

  • June 7, 2017 at 9:07 pm
    Gus Bailey

    Hey Chris, in RE Redvolution1776, not for nothin’, but Revolutionary Sam would not have been clean shaven… not lookin’ for factual accuracy, just some … appreciation.

    • June 7, 2017 at 11:02 pm

      She could have been plucked.

  • June 7, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    OK. OK. No scoops are coming.
    (heh heh)

    As part of a multifaceted limited engagement effort, this might just do fine.

    • June 7, 2017 at 10:01 pm


      ‘Course just the water cannon would do the trick, if they were used.

      It ain’t a hardware problem, it’s the software.

      As usual.

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