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  • August 13, 2019 at 12:18 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    Where Slick Willey and SHrillary will end up, they’ll have more fire from the Fire Department then they’ll want. For eternity.
    Wait……what? Ohhhhhhh……..you mean the Department that puts out fires. Not the Department that starts fires, a la Fahrenheit 451. Oops.

    • August 13, 2019 at 1:26 am
      Mike-SMO

      Someone probably showed Jeffy a picture of Whitey and asked him to consider a future in general population with “Pedo” and “Gov Fink” on his folder. All by “accident”, of course. You know the kind of people hired during the Obama Administration…..

  • August 13, 2019 at 12:20 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    (yank them up by the neck with a noose. examine their shirt collars)
    “LOOK FOR THE UNION LABEL…….”

  • August 13, 2019 at 12:22 am
    kadaka

    I’m going with the absurd theory that the undermanned overworked guard staff just couldn’t work up the enthusiasm to absolutely guarantee the safety of his lily-white rich soft pedophile ass and make certain Epstein didn’t save the taxpayers a ton of money. Just heard the one guard was on his fifth overtime shift.

    Wild concept, ain’t it?

    • August 13, 2019 at 1:05 am
      WayneM

      There are several coincidences needed to sustain that theory but all are easily within the norm. Disinterested guards, understaffed/overtime, etc etc… and Epstein was a bit smarter then the average prisoner so if he wanted to suicide, he’d watch their patterns and pick his time.

    • August 13, 2019 at 2:56 pm
      John

      The tragedy is that if Jeffy turned States’ Evidence, a whole lot more money would wind up in government coffers than was spent in the ensuing litigation.
      When Epstein went toes up a lot of wallets breathed a sigh of relief.

  • August 13, 2019 at 12:50 am
    ExNuke

    Not that Arkancide is hard to believe I’ve heard that a lot of pedophiles and child abusers don’t survive their sentence. Even repeat violent felons take a dim view of violating children. Could be a little of both and an overworked guard might not get too worked up about it.

    • August 13, 2019 at 1:08 am
      WayneM

      I have a theory that many of those violent felons who take that dim view of pedophiles do so because of childhood abuse. They might not be able to kill the one who abused them but they can make sure any that comes within their reach don’t abuse again.

  • August 13, 2019 at 1:22 am
    Pamela

    Wonder how many Russians were at Jeffie’s island doing deals with Bill…

  • August 13, 2019 at 2:49 am
    cz93x62

    Inmates do weird things. It would have been nice to have gotten info on some of Short Eyes’ co-actors, but if an investigator wants to find the info it is there in depth.

    My past work includes both jail assignments and child sexual abuse cases. High-status offenders like Epstein or former cops have a strongly-increased likelihood of taking themselves out before detailed public disclosure of their courses of conduct are made. That isn’t compartmented info–any corrections system must be aware of these tendencies. There will be some uncomfortable questions asked about release of the suicide watch, why pre-trial lock-ups are so thinly-staffed and the employees so poorly-trained. 5 straight OT shifts? C’MON, MANG.

  • August 13, 2019 at 2:57 am
    Pete231

    So, we’re supposed to believe that being a correctional custodian is exhausting work with endless hours of tedious tours of duty and job performance. BS!! These people kill for OT to fatten their personal bottom line. The only heavy lifting they perform is holding onto their BIC pens while doing paperwork. Anybody gets out of line gets a crack from their truncheon and/or a swift kick in the ass. Inmates do not hassle the bulls lest they get the wrath laid on them. Somebody had his hand out to look the other way while the perp was garroted in his cell. I’m waiting to see the letters titled “To be opened upon my untimely demise” hidden away in safety deposit boxes. Should make for interesting reading. This bottom feeder had lots of enemies that would do anything to cover their asses by flushing this turd down the hole. The Deep State has long tentacles capable of reaching everywhere…

    • August 13, 2019 at 12:39 pm

      “These people kill for OT to fatten their personal bottom line.”

      Talk about tentacles. The Arkansas mafia has some long ones.

  • August 13, 2019 at 4:35 am
    Halley

    Most most cruel and unusual punishment for the two Clinton mob bosses would simply be to lock them in a tiny cell with each other and throw away the key. Are you listening, AG Barr?

  • August 13, 2019 at 6:00 am
    Punta Gorda
  • August 13, 2019 at 6:51 am
    kadaka
    • August 13, 2019 at 7:11 am
      eon

      Well, if your standards are low enough, you could say that about almost anybody. Leon Trotsky or Iosif Stalin, for instance.

      And we once had an ambassador who called the Ayatollah Khomeini a “saintly man”.

      Fawning over monsters is an inherent failing of the self-anointed elite’. Especially if the monster is one they happen to either want to rule some dogpatch somewhere, or else want to stay on the “good” side of here.

      clear ether

      eon

  • August 13, 2019 at 8:07 am
    Tagg

    Now my brain is working overtime trying to figure out if the dude got offed as by Arkincide, or if he’s now living in the Argentina witless protection program. That would be his only potential for staying alive until his testimony.

    • August 13, 2019 at 10:44 am
      kadaka

      As the wondering worsens, people will remember how quickly AG Barr denounced Epstein’s death and spoke of investigations. But they’ll also notice how this has sped up the bigger case, allowing them to cease worrying about certain privacy concerns and go right for Epstein’s files like with the island raid. Those co-conspirators who might have given testimony against Epstein for reduced sentences and immunity, will have to talk fast and pull out some big names to get much of anything.

      They were looking at Epstein’s trial finishing up sometime next year then seeing where they could go next. Now they’ll have a tidy list of big-time Democrats ready before the general election. As already realized by the predicative algorithms, this will cause a massive disruptive conspiracy complex about election stealing attempts which the big tech companies are right now preemptively trying to squash by misdirecting internet search. You can see this for yourself, just Google “epstein barr” and see what comes up.

  • August 13, 2019 at 9:44 am
    Spin Drift

    Hi, guys, jsut to keep the 4th dimension red pilling going, I’m having bumper stickers made that say:

    “Mr. Kotter, who killed Epstein?”

    You have to be on the shady side of mature to get the reference but keeping this fresh in the minds of the gen pop is one aspect of clearing the swamp.

    I expect there to be some big big HUGE, Huge I tell you, event cooked up by the deep state to force the declass from the front pages. Plane crash with beloved celebrity on board, Head of State drowns in tub, burning down a cultural icon (whoops did that one), accidental nuclear accident here (Russian explosion was a possibility of happening setup). Everything’s on the table for this one up to and including NK invading SK.

    Spin
    Got preps?

    • August 13, 2019 at 11:54 am

      Spin, it’s as simple as (another) staged mass shooting, this time probably a big black church congregation for maximum clown/media effect.

      Oh, and Kotter says Epstein ain’t never welcome back.

  • August 13, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    No sympathy implied for this asshole! But… maybe he figured an investigation into his suicide would be ore extensive and last a lot longer than his trial. He was a repeat offender after all.

  • August 13, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    Not to change the subject, because it is fascinating, and I’ll almost bet there was a lot of “white hat” involvement. ‘Dies’ around 3 a.m., sitting in a comfy chair at noon in front of a video camera. African toad, anyone?

    But when do we go to the swimming hole?

  • August 13, 2019 at 9:45 pm
    James F Gemind

    Just so you know, posting this and the previous one to Baen’s Bar, the Politics table, because some people are having trouble believing that the Clintons could be suspected. :eye roll:

  • August 13, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    The Arkansas Mafia has enough experience with hits to know there are more ways to Arkancide than just a double-tap of double-deuce to the back of the head, and they have employed many of them. In this case ensuring Epscum had access to the news of the day before so he knows that there is now no way out but to take himself out, and then being sure he had the means and the opportunity.

    This is a -very- experienced, and for lack of a better word sophisticated, murder machine.

  • August 13, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    Chris: It was awesome meeting you today! Keep up the great work. We all love it!

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