Roll Red Tide.
Dog and Pony Show.


  • October 16, 2018 at 8:40 am
    Chris Muir

    Sorry ’bout that, I coulda sworn I posted that last night.

    • October 16, 2018 at 5:38 pm
      Punta Gorda

      Had me freaking out trying to find it.

  • October 16, 2018 at 9:01 am


    “GMMSTF”- We has a winner! 🙂

    • October 16, 2018 at 12:13 pm

      There may be a product in there:
      “ShittoFIX”, we get the job DONE!

    • October 17, 2018 at 3:47 am

      TOO bloody right!!!!!!

  • October 16, 2018 at 9:57 am

    Schumer appears to be staring down Pelosi’s top — eeeewww!

    • October 16, 2018 at 2:00 pm
      Old Codger

      I never really noticed. Is there anything to look at there? I just figured he was looking away cause he couldn’t face the Prez.

    • October 16, 2018 at 5:39 pm
      Punta Gorda

      He must be into necrophilia.

    • October 16, 2018 at 6:41 pm
      Delilah T

      O.N.G.!!! The lapels on that suit!
      My god, does that ridiculous, senile old cow not know this is the 21st century? Those are sooooooo 1980s!

      • October 16, 2018 at 7:26 pm

        Delilah , she can’t help it. She’s just into recycling.
        Not sure what she did with her morals and mind.

      • October 16, 2018 at 7:45 pm
        Delilah T

        Mind? What mind?

      • October 17, 2018 at 3:49 am

        That was her time. 40 nearbout years ago.

    • October 17, 2018 at 6:09 am

      I think he’s doing The SchumerTM – looking over the tops of his glasses and a little sideways. It’s a condescending look that – much as your mother warned you about making that face – seems to have become permanent.

      Oh, and that GMMSTF should fit nicely on a bright red hat.

  • October 16, 2018 at 10:12 am

    Has she Botoxed there too?

    • October 16, 2018 at 11:38 am

      Botox only smooths wrinkles. It doesn’t lift and fill.

      • October 16, 2018 at 9:55 pm

        So just Pelosi’s brain then? always knew she was a bit light in the brain wrinkle dept.

  • October 16, 2018 at 11:10 am

    He ought to love them- every time they open their mouths, his approval rating goes up.

    If one is confronted with nihilistic fanatics as enemies, it’s better if they are idiots as well.

    clear ether


  • October 16, 2018 at 11:39 am
    Peregrine John

    Honestly, I can see this actually happening. Every word.

  • October 16, 2018 at 11:47 am

    DT, you forgot the shit that enables all the other shit; giving away “free” shit.

    You’re shutting that shit down too, through all kinds of back doors and cracks in the floor of that whole OPM system of theirs,,,I see what your’re doing there Mr. Prez. Good job. GOOD job!

    Of course you won’t be done redirecting their shit back on them until they’re all out of shit, and since the rule of free shit as obliquely referenced above (TANSTAAFL) ultimately applies to them too, I’m thinking that should be about 2011.

    • October 16, 2018 at 6:44 pm
      Delilah T

      2011? You were going to send them backwards in Time in what – the Tardis?
      Have you discussed this with the Doctor?
      Actually, if you made that 1916 and Russia, instead of 2011, it would be just about right.

      • October 16, 2018 at 7:59 pm

        Er, 2021. Meaning post-2020, when under Trump V.2 all hope for leftist elites will be lost, as the draining of the swamp reaches the bottom scum and they learn the meaning of this version of the master’s brilliant unpronouncable acronym..TANSTAFS.

        And without their free shit they will die. In His name we pray.

      • October 16, 2018 at 8:25 pm

        But hey, we can send it all back to 2011, not that different right?

        (Looks at potus and prospects then, compares to potus and prospects now, then ponders just for a moment a potus h.r. clinton and the prospects of that)…

        Thank you God, for delivering us from that evil and its far worse continuation under the the very embodiment of it.

      • October 16, 2018 at 9:49 pm
        Delilah T

        2011 could work because the rodents in the White House might be worse than remembered. They were just getting cranked up at that time, but nothing was hidden about it. The Great Recession and all that went with it have conveniently been forgotten by the Demo(n)craps and now we have a recovering and rising economy. But it’s a Bad Thing because dTRUMP!!

        Isn’t being out of touch with reality or refusing to recognize it a form of lunacy? Or am does it require even more disconnection?

      • October 16, 2018 at 9:25 pm

        Whatever comes out of the swamp gets full HAZMAT Treatment, then burned to ash.

  • October 16, 2018 at 12:38 pm
    Jess Sain

    Can’t stop laughing, Spot on correct.

  • October 16, 2018 at 2:34 pm
    DJ Elliott

    You did post it last night – I first read it then and there were 0 comments.

    Apparently the hickup was after posting the first time…

  • October 16, 2018 at 3:49 pm

    What Eon said–especially the last phrase. Succinct and accurate assessment.

  • October 16, 2018 at 4:49 pm
    James Gemind

    See the eyes on Pelosi? Maxine Waters, huma Abadin, Dianne Feinstein, Hildebeast Clinton, they all have them. Crazy Eyes. Even the DnC Males are starting to get them.

    i have commented on Chris’ drawing open eyes on his characters, but with Pelosi, he gets it exactly right. She does look like that…

    • October 17, 2018 at 3:52 am

      Adrenachrome. Gets you there.

  • October 16, 2018 at 4:50 pm
    James Gemind

    By the way, Chris, you have a huge fan base in Baen’s Bar, in the Politics and Kratskeller tables. Come by sometime…

    • October 16, 2018 at 10:14 pm
      Chris Muir

      I registered, but don’t quite get the instructions…

  • October 16, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    And Schumie looks like that. But you left out the lying eyes that right now are the ones to watch (ugh), ol’ Fauxcahontas. She may have us and DJT rolling in laughter at her taking that bait so totally. And proving herself to any sentient being’s mind that didn’t give a shit before that, “”Hey this bitch ain’t no injun!”, and never was, notwithstanding her own repeated insistence from way back and that of her academic lying brethren who are now in ful CYA mode but do not doubt for one minute the capacity of 51% of this “electorate” to be that stupid.

  • October 16, 2018 at 5:36 pm
    Delilah T

    Pelosi – the look of the Perpetually Surprised. “I didn’t take anything out of the cookie jar!! Wasn’t ME! It was – it was – was – the Republicans!!” (Okay, sure.)

    Yeah, go sit in the corner, facing the wall, and do not move until we call.

    Glad there was no real local problem last night, CM.

    I have seen two things that the rest may or may not have seen:
    (1) none of the current crop of campaigning Demo(n)s want anything to do with Mrs. Clinton;
    and (2) Beto (in TX) is refusing to share the $38 million raised for him AND other campaigners. He wants it all for his very own. I think he’s too lazy and self-involved to BE in office, and will take the money and run.

    Nicely done, as always, CM.

    And Stormy Daniels has been ordered to pay DTrump’s legal fees. (snerkkk!) Is this like Klingon revenge?

    • October 16, 2018 at 5:45 pm
      Punta Gorda

      Ref St Daniels. Did she actually claim that her reputation damage was from the inference that she did it for money?

      At 300+ movies to her name, a better question is when has she NOT done it for money?

      • October 16, 2018 at 6:47 pm
        Delilah T

        I believe that the “damage” was that he said she was lying, but the specifics have been unclear for some time… and I don’t want to know what they are… no, really, I would rather have supper with a mangy dog.

      • October 16, 2018 at 11:19 pm

        I think it was him calling her wacko, or something similar.

      • October 17, 2018 at 3:54 am

        I believe it was horseface, but I could be wrong.

      • October 17, 2018 at 8:19 am
        Bill F

        Internet wisdom: “Trump typed in whores face and the damn autocorrect changed it to horseface.”

    • October 16, 2018 at 9:27 pm

      At least it’s not Klingon mating rituals. Never know the outcome when that occurs.

  • October 16, 2018 at 5:41 pm
    Bill G

    Love it!



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