ROFLOLMFAO!!!
And who’s getting the “we gotta stick together sweetie” surprise now?!
One way or another, there’s gonna be an evacuation. Either the perv runs outta the bathroom on his (yes, I went there) own, Jeff launches said perv outta the bathroom, or there’s gonna be a pile o’ shyte on the floor, evacuated from the perv’s intestines (my sympathies to Tyler plus a big fat tip). Or any combination of the three.
Jeff should just stick IT into the wall up to its waist, the way Carl stuck, into a car door, the creeps who were harassing Skye.
Report back to Sam that “IT will live.”
Perhaps IT will undergo the same kind of religious conversion that (now Father) Karl underwent after Zed conducted a personal counseling session with him regarding his criminal conduct towards Skye and then expelled him to Europe.
Henry and oldfarmer, I was thinking that Jeff was only just a sort of coating or the silver paint job on the actual car, which would then make sense of what at first confused me when seeing scratches on the tesla outside in a previous DBD strip.
But now (if I’m correct — still not 100% sure, since chris seems to be good at keeping us on the edge of an “aha” moment, while still leaving a window of opportunity open for more unexpected surprises), I’m thinking those scratches on the car were chris’ “clue” to us that Jeff was no longer there “on” the car, but out and about, takin’ care of business.
May 6, 2025 at 2:47 am
Too Tall
Were any remains recovered from the crash on April 30th?
Perhaps Javier should hologram in for this little family outing?
Kiko and Mari should see if the bar wishes to pre-order any of their soon to be bottled Tequila
If you are going to be memorable, be MEMORABLE!.
The abi-normal denizens of Teeter will never be able to process all this. It will soon become a legend, surpassing the Marfa Lights.
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“16 year-olds in bars”?
Dang. I shoulda thought of that.
I thought it was a coffee and bagel shoppe, with Beignets instead of Bagels…
All right!! Go, Jeff!!
I think we’re about to find out whether it’s a man or a woman.
The pitch and volume of the screams would not be a reliable indicator.
Or a man being “converted” to a woman.
I wonder how adept Jeff is at curb-stomping. Or at least some other method of permanent deterrence.
To quote mobster Seraffimo Spang in “Diamonds Are Forever”: “Brooklyn Stomping, eighty percent!”
Zar Belk!
ROFLOLMFAO!!!
And who’s getting the “we gotta stick together sweetie” surprise now?!
One way or another, there’s gonna be an evacuation. Either the perv runs outta the bathroom on his (yes, I went there) own, Jeff launches said perv outta the bathroom, or there’s gonna be a pile o’ shyte on the floor, evacuated from the perv’s intestines (my sympathies to Tyler plus a big fat tip). Or any combination of the three.
“Make sure you don’t get wet”.
Sheriff “Little” Bill Daggett in “Unforgiven”.
Instant karma.
clear ether
eon
BLORP!
The official sound of Find Out!
Followed by background music
Kettle drum
boom boom boom boom … boom boom boom boom
Jeff should just stick IT into the wall up to its waist, the way Carl stuck, into a car door, the creeps who were harassing Skye.
Report back to Sam that “IT will live.”
Perhaps IT will undergo the same kind of religious conversion that (now Father) Karl underwent after Zed conducted a personal counseling session with him regarding his criminal conduct towards Skye and then expelled him to Europe.
Nah, IT probably has no soul or conscience left.
But… then who’s watching the Tesla?
he was / is the tesla
Henry and oldfarmer, I was thinking that Jeff was only just a sort of coating or the silver paint job on the actual car, which would then make sense of what at first confused me when seeing scratches on the tesla outside in a previous DBD strip.
But now (if I’m correct — still not 100% sure, since chris seems to be good at keeping us on the edge of an “aha” moment, while still leaving a window of opportunity open for more unexpected surprises), I’m thinking those scratches on the car were chris’ “clue” to us that Jeff was no longer there “on” the car, but out and about, takin’ care of business.
Were any remains recovered from the crash on April 30th?
Perhaps Javier should hologram in for this little family outing?
Kiko and Mari should see if the bar wishes to pre-order any of their soon to be bottled Tequila
If you are going to be memorable, be MEMORABLE!.
The abi-normal denizens of Teeter will never be able to process all this. It will soon become a legend, surpassing the Marfa Lights.