Communication, Love, Marriage, Men & Women ← Previous post Next post → Comments Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Mar 21 2019 at 12:14 am Can’t say as I’ve ever heard what Zed didn’t finish about “even a dull —- ” I would have said something about Skye as “serving as a bad example” . But that would have ruined the second panel joke. Great way to compliment your sweetie, Zed! Chris muir Mar 21 2019 at 12:29 am Dull whetstone kadaka Mar 21 2019 at 12:48 am It’s important to know how to clean a dull whetstone to make it like new. Stanley Mar 21 2019 at 8:11 am So with two daughters, he might say, “Even a dull whetstone sharpens twice a day”? interventor Mar 21 2019 at 12:14 am Sam’s the exemplar. Truly, the sharpest blade in the arsenal. cmblake6 Mar 21 2019 at 12:18 am Even a dull knife can cut with enough force. However, Sam is a REAL razor sharp level. Punta Gorda Mar 21 2019 at 12:24 am And probably uses Gillette for the only thing it’s good for. Shonkin Mar 21 2019 at 11:51 pm I’d probably have said, “Wilkinson and Schick.” I have no use for Gillette any more. Halley Mar 21 2019 at 2:40 am Sharpie and Zeb… ; ) kadaka Mar 21 2019 at 2:55 am Now I see the problem, The Wall is so “immoral” because they’re using the wrong materials. We can show the proggies how to save the country while Saving the Earth. Aluminum Cans Are Piling Up In Landfills Because Nobody Wants To Pay To Recycle Them “The slowdown in recycling aluminum cans comes amid a downturn in the recycling market more broadly. Chinese tariffs and increased standards in recyclables’ purity have tanked the price of scrap paper and used plastic in the U.S.” The Wall is now a jobs project supporting recycling, with slats of 6″ bar stock recycled aluminum that can’t be climbed with magnets. We’ll be compassionate and leave some shelters with benches made from recycled plastic on their side so they can rest up before going home. And provide free packs of recycled paper TP so they know how we feel about them in the end. Which proggies won’t support recycling? Punta Gorda Mar 21 2019 at 4:24 am Oh they will support it, as long as they can turn a buck off of it or force it upon the sheep. Hell, the governor of California managed to recycle all that cash from their gas tax hike into housing for illegals. “Suckers” Doggo Mar 22 2019 at 8:31 am The wall is…INFRASTRUCTURE! A true shovel-ready job that has bi-partisan support. The President has called for more infrastructure. The Dems love them some infrastructure, so do the unions. He’d put them in a real bind if he proposed it as a union project. WE NEED INFRASTRUCTURE ON THE SOUTHERN BORDER! Mike-SMO Mar 21 2019 at 5:55 am Back to the original. Last time I used Wilkinson, they were double edge and a true danger to the half awake, although probably not as dangerous as the redhead. Hey! I hear that Boeing will be buying a lot of recycled aluminum…./s Just sayin’. Mike-SMO Mar 21 2019 at 6:08 am Speaking of redheads, mine was a blond from the DanelLaw. Cute little Viking; bright eyed and bushy-tailed before the dawn. I have a third-shift kind of brain. We signed a peace treaty, or at least that is where I think I lost all that blood. It did make waking up rather special…. I’d of followed her to Valhala, and may yet…. NotYetInACamp Mar 22 2019 at 12:06 am https://youtu.be/Gays7kImkT4 When men were men and women loved them for it. Great opening. Delilah T. Mar 21 2019 at 6:35 am If you don’t know your opposition’s positions, how can you block them or do an end run-around? WayneM Mar 21 2019 at 8:02 am Indeed… Fail to train is training to fail… CaptDMO Mar 21 2019 at 8:48 am They bow before you…. Merkur….Feather! Even a dull blade can cut the cheese! PCNot Mar 21 2019 at 9:49 am Voltaire has nothing on you Mr. Muir. Spin Drift Mar 21 2019 at 10:17 am Speaking of cutting cheese, the feminazi’s have made a thing of patriarchal gas passing. It seems they are offended by the unwritten law that men are allowed to fart louder then women. They don’t espouse for women to fart louder but for men to own their toxic masculinity and fart quieter. I don’t know about you but nothing says male dominance of the board room by letting a double chili pie with extra jalapenos beano-rito especiale biological hazard level 4 ripper let go in crowded room of beta males, soyboys, man-buns and feminazis. Makes a colon proud, I tell you. Spin The above is not satire but really a thing going back to the first symposium on it in 2013. Google fu it. Punta Gorda Mar 21 2019 at 11:42 am Interesting. On my first deployment, we tended to have a competition with the FCs and STs over who could gas bomb the OSs over at the DRT and get away without being caught. JTC Mar 21 2019 at 12:01 pm “They bow before you.” Sharper than a razor is our Red. She does squat a bit too tight-legged however. kadaka Mar 21 2019 at 1:08 pm It’s no wonder the young people so readily tolerate Islam and embrace socialism, they don’t have long memories. My phone has Slacker Radio pre-installed, which just informed me “It’s Throwback Thursday!” and wants me to hear the top songs of five years ago. While I’m listening to a 1980’s-’90’s rock FM station. JTC Mar 21 2019 at 1:12 pm Speaking of strong, sharp real women, if you haven’t you have got to watch this through, 7 or 8 minutes very well spent… https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6016444555001/#sp=show-clips kadaka Mar 21 2019 at 4:59 pm Yup, she’s a keeper. kadaka Mar 21 2019 at 1:27 pm Only in Texas. Tabasco has some serious competition in rack size. Who doesn’t like a big rack? Texas Man Tests Petco’s Any Leashed Pet Policy By Bringing Steer To Houston Store JTC Mar 21 2019 at 1:47 pm That African is definitely no competition in rack width to a Longhorn (do these dudes not know they are in Texas?). An acquaintance has a pair of the real deals at his hobby ranch a mile down from me, 8-foot plus on the spread but gentle as lambs, like the lady in the newsroom says of her hubby’s Longhorn. Not sure that is true of ol’ Tabasco though, I think he is a very politically aware and protective attack bull. JTC Mar 21 2019 at 1:50 pm Good job though staying “on-point” with the “sharp” topic though. 🙂 kadaka Mar 21 2019 at 2:02 pm Longhorn racks are good for car decorations. That beast is walking around with horns thicker than my thighs. JTC Mar 21 2019 at 4:43 pm Tell it to a Texan… Oh, Tabasco…here boy! kadaka Mar 21 2019 at 2:44 pm Nobody is coming for your guns, the government would never do that, registration does not lead to confiscation. New Zealand bans ‘military-style semi-automatic rifles,’ institutes mandatory buybacks Ms. Ardern said the immediate ban, which takes effect Thursday afternoon, covers more than military-style rifles but other items used in last week’s mosque attack. “We will also ban all assault rifles. We will ban all high capacity magazines. We will ban all parts with the ability to convert semi-automatic or any other type of firearm into a military-style semi-automatic weapon. We will ban parts that cause a firearm to generate semi-automatic, automatic or close to automatic gunfire,” she said. So they’re banning dangerous pistol-grip stocks on pump shotguns, which now must have fixed tubular magazines that hold no more than five Minishells? Delilah T. Mar 21 2019 at 6:02 pm Yeah, that will really stop those intent on mass murder, won’t it? kadaka Mar 21 2019 at 6:20 pm They’re fighting terrorism by giving the terrorist what they wanted and reducing the populace’s ability to respond to terrorism. “The terrorist said New Zealand would respond to his attack with “the removal of gun rights,” which he said was good was because they don’t deserve their rights.” cmblake6 Mar 21 2019 at 11:17 pm If the people of NZ allow this, no they don’t. Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.