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  • JTC

    So, shouldn”t you be barefoot?

    • TomZ.

      Or some shoes made from plant material. Like what Bob Cummings wore in the movie ‘Beach Party’.

    • John M.

      “Sole and uppers from man-made materials”
      Isn’t that how the tags read these days?

      • TomZ.

        Man-made materials is plastic usually made from petroleum.
        The anti oil faction would not be happy. Therefore plant based everything.

        • kadaka

          Steel is a man-made material. Chain mail uppers would be cool in summer.

          • Too Tall

            Petroleum – just call it “Recycled Dinosaurs,” and the Greens will be cool with it.

          • Pamela

            But they would rust from all the sweat. And sewing them into a sack with sand and sawdust to clean and polish would be rather tedious on a daily basis.

          • kadaka

            Lady Pamela, there is always stainless. Although a nice dark bluing for nighttime wear would be practical and stylish, perhaps TiN coat for a special look. Maybe simple grey phosphate for daytime wear. And if you want to get into colorful Cerakote, well then, lot of options there.

          • John

            Oh come now Pamela, this is the 21st century. The chainmail will be welded stainless steel. Granted, it would be a custom job, but I’m sure the folks in India who make chainmail gloves for the meat packing industry will oblige you.

          • Pamela

            I just got through reading a book where they were explaining how chain mail was polished.

          • kadaka

            Lady Pamela, artists don’t cross-pollinate with industry enough. It’d be more efficient to use a vibratory tumbler like is used to polish cartridge brass.

          • JTC

            Based on the lady’s interests and writings, I think we can safely surmise her reading material is more of a period piece,and her suggested methods more in context with that.

            Might be able to talk her into a game of dress-up, or at least some virtual characters…chain-mail stockings, mmm.

          • Pamela

            The next book is by Victor Davis Hanson’s Carnage and Culture. Figure that out 😉

          • kadaka

            Found it. Ancient history from when armies were filled with warriors who conquered, rather then caseworkers trying to stop the bickering so everyone can keep living together in nonviolent simmering contempt. Ah, the glory days.

          • pyrodice

            Oh hell. As a Phoenician, it’s 120 some summer days, they’d conduct that!

      • PaulS

        And “contains materials known to cause cancer in Kalifornia”.

        • eon

          You just defined the Universe there, you know.

          clear ether

          eon

          • Roland Deschain

            One of the daughters is with PETA? What happened there? Auntie Skye?

          • Stephanie Osborn

            That IS Skye, not the other daughter.

    • JTC

      I would say just go the full PETA and be nude, that would be fine for Skye but then I thought Triggly might go for it too,

  • kadaka

    Since they won’t wear furs, PETA women will insist on being furry. Don’t think about it.

  • TJ

    Well played, Chris my good man.

    • Chris Muir

      😉

    • Too Tall

      If the libtards weren’t so destructive, as well as serious, watching them would be like watching chimpanzees with fully loaded AK-47s, except that the chimps are far more competent and professional.

  • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    My definition of PETA……..
    People Eating Tasty Animals.

  • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    AOC and her “Nude Green Eel”.

    Anything to pop the Libtards’ balloon.
    Laughter is the best remedy against Libtards.
    And we don’t do enough of it against the uniparty.

    • Punta Gorda

      About the only thing left to pop. Everything else is already worn out.

    • PaulS

      “Green Nude Eel” – Fixed 😉

    • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

      I thought something was a little off last night, but too late and too tired.
      AOC’s original line of blather was “Green New Deal”.
      Hence the comedy poke became “Green Nude Eel”.

  • WayneM

    The New Green Deal in a nutshell… socialism wearing a green frock.

    • eon

      The definition of “environmentalism”. “Green is the new Red”, and has been since at least the fall of the Soviet Union.

      Although it began in the early Seventies. Google Donald M. Ware, former UFO contactee believer, later environmentalist guru and big Democratic Party mover and shaker.

      clear ether

      eon

      • John D. Egbert

        IIRC it wasn’t all that long ago when eco-nutzies in Germany were referred to as watermelons: green on the outside, red on the inside.

        • interventor

          NZ shooter referred to himself as an eco-fascist.

    • Pamela

      I know she doesn’t understand how Solar or Wind power generation works.

      • kadaka

        1. Put up panels or turbines (with generous government assistance).
        2. Hook up to grid.
        3. TBA
        4. Profit!

      • JTC

        That’s easy, just have her talk to Kali. They don’t know either but they’re making it mandatory ’cause they’re tired of the train thing, that shit is HARD.

        Or you know, get Bobo and and his buds at Solyndra on it.

  • TOXIC DASTARDLY DAN

    Can we find a way to get AOC, Bernie, and others of their ilk on a 30 day ‘fact finding junket’ to Venezuela?
    And by ‘fact finding junket’ I mean have the plane take off as soon as they’re on the ground and let them find their own way around for a month. No prearranged accomodations at all.

    • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

      And while they’re down there, revoke their passports. (do we even have an embassy in Venezuela?)

      • eon

        I’d rather drop them in the Amazon Basin and let them “commune” with the environment.

        I give them a week, ten days at the outside.

        clear ether

        eon

      • MAJ Arkay

        Nope. Just pulled the entire delegation out.

      • interventor

        Yes, but only manned by a few Venezuelan employees. Americans all called back.

      • Doggo

        They kicked our Embassy Staff out because we were providing aid to the rebels…also it’s a shithole.

    • GWB

      Do we have to land first?

    • TomZ.

      Make sure that there is a hold on all of their credit cards.

  • Tagg

    While some people are serious, others are seriously stupid. Is it something in bottled water?

    • TOXIC DASTARDLY DAN

      Eon, I think it would be more entertaining to see them in the midst of the type of government they want.
      GWB, No, we could just slow down a bit
      Tagg, it depends on the brand of bottled water.

  • Old Codger

    If everyone (except the elites, naturally) has to either walk, ride a bicycle or take mass transit to get to work, what happens to the people who work in the automobile industry? That would include everyone who works on the assembly lines to the people who work in dealerships. Then you have the people who make the parts which are assembled to make cars. What about the people who make spare parts or after-market add-ons or work in the stores which sell those parts? Or what about the people who REPAIR cars – mechanics and body work people? Then you have the people who work in the parts distribution system. There are so very many people who are involved in one way or another in the automobile industry that simply deleting the auto industry would eliminate a huge number of jobs. Add in eliminating commercial as well as private aviation and there goes another huge number of jobs.

    If you eliminate use of fossil fuels how do you grow, cultivate, harvest and transport the food needed to sustain the populous. How do you power mass transit – whether intra-city or inter-city? What about the people who mine and refine the fossil fuels. Or distribute them? Or sell them wholesale or retail? And that just scratches the surface.

    • Punta Gorda

      And THAT is the intention.

    • JTC

      OC, dude stop with the reality, you are srsly harshing their high.

    • kadaka

      Remember Barry O’s Cash for Clunkers, which included “incentives” like forcing dealers who took in good running vehicles to run crap through the engines that destroyed their worth and impacted used parts dealers? It dried up the “running junk” supply and has lead to all these “EZ Credit” dealers who sell poor people cheap auction finds at what will be twice or more the inflated sticker prices when the payments are done.

      Progressives Don’t Care About People. If an industry makes you suffer, vote Progressive so they will be punished. If the punishing of an industry makes you suffer, it’s the industry’s fault for being immoral and unethical. And isn’t it your fault that you were dealing with them anyway?

    • Kafiroon

      Well since this is still open…
      Easy! Take all those now unemployed and have them do all the work of agriculture. Because under that premise, all mechanical tools are gone. And it takes Many more people in agriculture for crops, that yield far less, than to do it the way we do now.
      Win-Win as far as the dummies are concerned.

      • JTC

        You just described the agriculture efficiency model of the first half of the 1800’s. Slavery is not what the Civil War was primarily about but the elitists of that time headed by the First Rino claimed that it was and committed internecine genocide under its guise; ironically their elitist heirs of today would gladly bring it back under the guise of freeing Mother Gaia. No doubt the irony is lost on them completely.

    • interventor

      Eating! Eating! Eating is not for you, comrade.

  • canuck49

    Didn’t Karl Lagerfeld say something like; “I’ll stop designing with furs when you stop wearing leather shoes, carrying leather handbags and eating Big Macs.”

    • kadaka

      It gets better. Since 14 of them were members of the panel, only 6 supporters actually showed up to watch. You could probably get 6 people gathered to watch a farting toad.

  • kadaka

    It’s official, it’s us versus the Clueless Collected Collectivists:

    Jemele Hill @jemelehill
    Nah. People who live in cities that truly represent the diversity of America should set the course. The electoral college is outdated, and was there to preserve slavery. We need to move on.
    6:51 AM – 18 Mar 2019

    If your (large) city checks off all the correct boxes in the correct proportions then you get to pick the President.

    I remember a computer modeling study, if there ever is an outbreak of zombie contagion then the only way to save humanity is absolute unrelenting violence, all containment scenarios failed at any infection rate, destroy all the mindless zombies on sight or else. Don’t be a science denier.

    • interventor

      They did it all wrong on the Walking Dead. Set up safe zones like the Green Zone in Baghdad. Use sound and smell to lure the lurches of zombies to killing fields. Ring with light armor, Set fougasse barrels ahead of the armor. Infantry trained to fire head shots — semi-auto only.

  • Arby

    May I have a grammar check on panel one, balloon 2 please.

    • kadaka

      Check complete, sir, there was an error, so you may have this cartoon for free. Sorry for the inconvenience.

  • Too simple. Fur was created to keep animals warm. Talk to The Creator about that. Man figured out how to take advantage of that. Hundreds. Of. Thousands. Of. Years. Ago. Okay, tens of thousands if you are of that bent. Or simply thousands. Fact remains, that’s what fur is for. Boom.

    • Doggo

      It’s science!

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