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  • May 21, 2022 at 12:11 am
    William Henry

    Funny… he’s not wearing those ACME x-ray glasses, I knew one back in the early 80s that had the same effect on me with a tube top and those tight terry cloth shorts.

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    • May 21, 2022 at 12:19 am
      Blackrifle081

      Tube tops…I do miss tube tops. Thanks for knocking the dust off of that fond memory!

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    • May 21, 2022 at 12:52 am
      John+M.

      Teenage males don’t need X-ray glasses if they have anywhere near normal libido…

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      • May 21, 2022 at 7:11 pm
        Too Tall

        I’m a long way from being a teenager, and I seem to have retained that particular super power.

      • May 21, 2022 at 7:32 pm
        John+M.

        You too, eh?

  • May 21, 2022 at 12:12 am
    Merle

    Now that is trouble brewing!!!

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  • May 21, 2022 at 12:29 am
    steveb919

    Maybe a setup to test Jack?

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    • May 21, 2022 at 11:08 am
      John

      The twins are tight.
      It wouldn’t surprise me one bit.

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  • May 21, 2022 at 12:35 am
    Too Tall

    Jack, these are the times that try men’s souls, because your effective IQ is less than zero right now.

    Life is full of distractions, particularly at the DoubleD. But if you want a happy long life you better select one, exclusive, object for your affections, and pronto.

    The upside is that if you faithfully commit to one, given the genetics and environment of the DoubleD, you will be surrounded by generations of beautiful, loving, women for the rest of your life.

    And Mari, no fair melting all the ice cream in the Confectionary Shop in Gunpowder, TX… again.

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    • May 24, 2022 at 2:26 am
      Wulfenite

      Then again, all cats are grey in the dark. He may never know the switch was on.

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  • May 21, 2022 at 1:01 am
    Too Tall

    As riveting as the first panel is, it is the look on Mia’s face in the third panel that is the scene stealer.

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    • May 21, 2022 at 3:56 pm
      John D. Egbert

      And the Veronica Lake effect on Mia only adds to the overall stunning.

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      • May 21, 2022 at 4:34 pm
        Too Tall

        WORD!

  • May 21, 2022 at 1:20 am

    What ever experience Jack has of the fairer sex, it ain’t enough. ( in my best Italian accent,) “The boy’s a-brain, eet’s-a broke, eet’s-a turned -a to mush!” Sam’s gonna have kittens…..

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    • May 21, 2022 at 11:26 am
      John

      She’s already had kittens and they’ve grown up into first class predators.
      Like most young human males Jack’s IQ is being nullified by his testosterone. He’d better hope he has enough points left to power those legs in only one direction.

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    • May 21, 2022 at 1:02 pm
      Kafiroon

      John +T: that goes along with:
      What’sa matta you, hey
      gotta no respect

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  • May 21, 2022 at 1:33 am
    Mike-SMO

    You never have enough experience. There is always the possibility of more……. Gad! It is a terrible addiction. {giggle….}

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    • May 21, 2022 at 11:29 am
      cb

      “the possibility of more”

      Reminds me of dad saying, half joking, ‘My life goal is live to 99 and get shot by a jealous husband.’

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  • May 21, 2022 at 2:47 am
    Lucius Severus Pertinax

    This old song by The Lovin’ Spoonful says it all; who of us also remembers it?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txTEhgReZUA&ab_channel=TheLovinSpoonfulVEVO

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    • May 21, 2022 at 4:17 am
      steveb919
    • May 21, 2022 at 5:50 am
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      Just thinking of that song.
      “Oh you better make up your mind
      To pick up on one and leave the other behind
      It’s not often easy
      and not often kind
      Oh you better make up your mind…..”
      (from 60 y.o. memory, so may not be accurate)

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      • May 21, 2022 at 11:53 am
        Tim

        Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss her
        And then you get distracted by her older sister
        When in walks her father and takes you in line
        And says “Better go home, son, and make up your mind”

    • May 21, 2022 at 8:31 am
      Oldarmourer

      She isn’t wearing them this time but…

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCu7LHBrwEc

      or maybe she’s getting the hang of it…

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exJu9NRZxpU

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    • May 21, 2022 at 11:14 am
      John

      Thank you.
      That’s the first time I heard that with the quality I needed to understand the lyrics.

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    • May 21, 2022 at 5:25 pm
      Advo

      That’s what I thought;

      In walks her father and takes you aside, and says you better go home, son and make up your mind.

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  • May 21, 2022 at 7:45 am
    MAGAMEGA-PaulS

    Ah, twins! 😉

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  • May 21, 2022 at 8:00 am
    Kafiroon

    The fuse is active. It’s just a matter of timing before doomsday now.

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  • May 21, 2022 at 8:33 am
    Oldarmourer

    Kids…one always wants what the other has

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    • May 21, 2022 at 10:46 am
      JRC

      Yep,

      The ass is always greater on the other sight of the twins.

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  • May 21, 2022 at 8:47 am
    Joe

    Been there, still doing that.

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  • May 21, 2022 at 8:48 am
    Brodder

    https://youtu.be/b4NlBsjmLig

    Catwalk away best darn mod ever. Cause if yer gonna play 3rd pov might as well entertain.

    First part video walking away…

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  • May 21, 2022 at 9:36 am
    DogByte6RER

    Jack could just be an alias for Clark, as in Clark Kent.

    Clark Kent had his own alias, who had X-Ray vision … among other talents.

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  • May 21, 2022 at 11:27 am
    tj Strong

    “Here there be Dragons…”

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  • May 21, 2022 at 11:41 am
    cb

    Off topic, truth being so rare needed to share:

    https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/stunning-sanity-on-tiktok/

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    • May 21, 2022 at 2:35 pm
      steveb919

      She tells it like it is. Pretty bad picture of the USA if you ask me.

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    • May 21, 2022 at 2:55 pm

      Pray to Gid enough of her generation understand all of that truth and are willing to rise up against it, can’t defeat by running to another country, for one thing where would that be?And for another they want to rule the world; there is no Commie-free zone…so the weight of the whole world is on their shoulders, They be all like Patches here…

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      • May 21, 2022 at 3:07 pm

        Pray to God…don’t know what a gid is.

        Shoot, can’t get “Patches” to link but y’all know the song and the story, asking our young uns the same thing now from our virtual deathbed.

  • May 21, 2022 at 1:21 pm
    Kafiroon

    After several more coffees and time to remember a bit:
    Been there, Did that. Slow learner, so did it a few times.
    Was fun though living in a hugely target-rich environment.

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  • May 21, 2022 at 4:35 pm
    Too Tall

    Jack needs to remember which of the twins left her panties in his toolshed.

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  • May 21, 2022 at 4:39 pm
    Too Tall

    The left to right sway of Mari’s hair is far more descriptive than any animated GIF could ever be.

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  • May 21, 2022 at 9:11 pm
    cb
  • May 21, 2022 at 11:20 pm
    Hotrod+Lincoln

    Jack couldn’t talk now if he wanted to- – – -something about an erect tongue!

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