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  • July 28, 2020 at 12:11 am
    Too Tall

    Merlot or Cab? What goes best with skinny dipping?

    I might have said Champagne once upon a time. However, Pamela has enlightened me regarding the merits of s fine, single barrel tequila.

    • July 28, 2020 at 12:24 am
      Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      Still haven’t gotten into the nuances of wines.
      Still prefer a nice German pilsner or lager. And especially a krystal weissen in a tall glass with a grain of rice and a slice of lemon. (ask me).

    • July 28, 2020 at 12:37 am

      My daughter is having a birthday and has requested this for her present ~ Clase Azul Reposado Tequila.

      • July 28, 2020 at 12:47 am
        Too Tall

        Obviously class and good taste are dominant in your genes.

      • July 29, 2020 at 3:38 am
        Punta Gorda

        Until you find her dancing on the table…

  • July 28, 2020 at 12:21 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Conflation at its finest (/s).
    Caesar salad, named for Caesar Cardini, Mexican restaurateur.
    Ignorance can be corrected, but stoopid is forever.

    • July 28, 2020 at 6:16 am

      Yep, invented at Tijuana Tillys Mexico when he rand out of food for Hollywood big shots that use to cross the border to party in the 40’s or 50’s. I forget when exactly.

    • July 28, 2020 at 7:32 am

      Even Duct Tape can’t fix stupid. But it can muffle the noise until it stops squirming!

      Zar Belk!

      • July 28, 2020 at 11:08 am

        You think maybe they used too much JB Weld or Loctite on their collective synapses and are on a continuous loop?
        Rod Serling would be so proud.

      • July 28, 2020 at 3:14 pm

        For more references re: Socialist Brain Maps of Liberal Democrats, please see:

      • July 30, 2020 at 12:09 am
        Too Tall

        Obviously they used Loctite Threadlocker Red 271.

        Heat (high explosives, magnesium, and flame throwers) and hand tools (any caliber that starts with a 4 or larger number) are required to break their synapses free.

  • July 28, 2020 at 12:28 am

    The racistly racist actions of the Trump Regime concerning the Trump controlled Covic-19 situation have resulted in the oppressive closing of many restaurants in the New York City area. The most hard hit in this racist filled and motivated endeavor and so damaging to oppressed minority lives in the oppressive racistly imbued racist actions have been the ethnic restaurants of white oppressed groups that have endured at least 400 years of oppression from the white European males on this continent from which the racially rascistly racist nation of the USA has derived it oppressive racist roots and foundations that set forth its impossible to be cleaned racistly racist nature, institutions, systems, and racist people. More racist truth statements will be furnished and supplied from the Marxist Red Old Grey Lady herself as they are created.

    (hack) It would be racist of me to edit that. It must be cancel cultured.
    At least there are two nice ladies shown there.
    The Marxist Red Old Grey Lady has nothing August about her now.

    • July 28, 2020 at 1:16 pm

      NYIAC You have outdone yourself!!

    • July 28, 2020 at 4:52 pm
      John M.

      THE Old Grey Lady’s motto has been reworded to: “Just the news we see fit to print!”

      • July 28, 2020 at 10:33 pm

        Mad Magazine said it better.

        All The News That Fits, We Print.

  • July 28, 2020 at 12:31 am

    The second panel has been staring at me.

  • July 28, 2020 at 3:24 am

    I took the Caesar reference to be to July not any form of salad.

    • July 28, 2020 at 4:39 am

      I’m nonplussed. I figured 200+ restaurants in NYC must have been Little Caesar’s, but they’re still in business. And so is Orange Julius.

      • July 28, 2020 at 4:40 am

        Oh, OK, I get it now — it’s not the restaurants that were named after Caesar, it’s the month. Not just bad politics, but bad style!

    • July 28, 2020 at 3:37 pm

      It’s funny (not funny ha ha, but funny – strange) how Obama was more than willing to use the female version of Julius, i.e., the name Julia, as a centerpiece in his then 2012 campaign re-election.

      Remember Obama’s “The Life of Julie” cradle-to-grave campaign?!?

  • July 28, 2020 at 4:58 am
    Punta Gorda

    Well… as pukingly liberal as she is, skye is still eye candy.

    • July 28, 2020 at 9:55 am

      In the “nature vs nurture” argument, Skye has the same genes are Sam but somehow her mindset turned hard-left…

  • July 28, 2020 at 6:24 am

    The dirtiest language trick these reactionary(D) cuckoobirds were ever allowed to get away with was calling themselves “progressive”. With full permission from conservatives and the GOP.

    They fear and abhor true human progress yet are allowed to claim the “progressive” mantle. Until this gross injustice to the English language is fixed, politics won’t be.

    • July 28, 2020 at 8:14 am

      There’s an entire blog post, at least, concerning why progressives are called “progressive”. It’s appropriate, given their religious belief that man has evolved and will continue to evolve to some more perfect state, and that history inevitably pushes toward that end.

      You can disagree with their definition of progress, but they are most certainly “progressive”.

  • July 28, 2020 at 6:36 am
    Ah'm Jus' Sayin' Hee-Yah

    Heard a FOX Business News Reader yesterday woefully clamoring that if “we just knew what they (the rioters) needed, the rioting could end……”

    A phrase popped into my mind: “Five to ten – in the Penn!”

  • July 28, 2020 at 8:21 am
    Gus Bailey

    I like Sam’s updo.

  • July 28, 2020 at 9:50 am


  • July 28, 2020 at 9:51 am

    Or maybe “Libprotard”

  • July 28, 2020 at 11:15 am

    Something the Gray Lady will not talk about

    • July 28, 2020 at 1:08 pm

      Nor anyone else trying to ‘fix’ the election by terrorizing the electorate to make them stay home.
      The solution to our woes was presented to us months ago when we observed that the highest mortality rate was among the elderly with health complications like diabetes and high blood pressure.
      The solution is simple and straight forward.
      Let Our People Go
      Only folks older than 60 and vulnerable need isolate. The rest need to get infected ASAP to build the herd immunity, not stretch out the crisis ad infinitum.

  • July 28, 2020 at 5:00 pm
  • July 28, 2020 at 10:33 pm

    So begins the plague wars!

  • July 28, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    Where’s that *facepalm* emoji when you need it?

  • July 29, 2020 at 3:43 am
    Punta Gorda

    FYI, some of those Federal protection officers may have been permanently blinded by those directed energy weapons. (Lasers). Even under the Geneva convention maiming weapons are not allowed. The video of the assailants should be used to prosecute the scum to the fullest extent of the law. Preferably housed with Thunderdick and a jar of grape jelly.



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