The Silence of the Lambs.
Apocalypse Now.


  • April 16, 2022 at 12:17 am
    Too Tall


    Observant and laconic.

    Get lost in those eyes at your peril. She runs quiet and deep.

    Is this ‘toon sponsored by Dennis Gault or John Galt? Sometimes it’s hard to tell.

    Sam for President? A lot of guys might want to get behind, in front of, besides, on top of, underneath in support of, that candidate. Well, you get my drift….

    I can see the campaign posters now, Sam as Tinkerbell , with the slogan “and now for some fairy dust that truly works.”

  • April 16, 2022 at 12:21 am

    I hope she’s right about what Mom’s doin’…

  • April 16, 2022 at 12:30 am

    Chris, you had said before that Sam was first to the buses, but was it DC or Martha’s Vineyard? DC is symbolic and all, but there the scum just blend right in, whereas you know the Pretenders to the Throne would have letter agencies and military branches scrambling if they drop a load at their oceanfront oasis…

    Do you have the archived episode(s) of that? Be fun to drop it in Abbott and Desantis’ email inbox…

    • April 16, 2022 at 2:03 am

      It was Reston, or Chevy Chase, or some hoity place like that.
      Not the swamp’s work address, its home address.

      • April 16, 2022 at 8:58 am

        The chairman of the BoS in Fairfax, VA said he welcomes the illegal aliens. I just hope his constituents, the taxpayers, know what it’s going to cost them.

        “A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.” — G. GORDON LIDDY

      • April 16, 2022 at 9:08 am
        John D. Egbert

        But always remember Lady Thatcher: “The main problem with Liberalism is sooner or later you run out of other peoples’ money.”

    • April 16, 2022 at 8:31 am
      Too Tall


      See DBD from April 2, 2021 to April 10, 2021. It was Chevy Chase, and the illegals were eating the crocuses after a steady diet of MREs on the way up. The results would have been “explosive.”

      Also, for the artistically inclined “Sienna Brown” may have been one of Chris’s best throw away lines ever.

      • April 16, 2022 at 10:16 am

        Will do, thank you. Certainly Martha’s place would have been better, as that is where “it” or at least a high portal to “it” resides…

      • April 16, 2022 at 10:42 am

        TT, that was just excellent, fortunately we have you since the artiste doesn’t know what or where the fuck all incredible his art is…

        That whole month from one year ago was amazing and should be sent to the govs to show them the way.

        Also, it’s worth going back there just to peruse those boobs trying to either get out or stay contained in what passes for a top…and the kid is breaking out her guns too, on tax day! Not to mention Sam straddling a fender and working on a motor. Such a multi-faceted political art commentary sexual innuendo and hilarious humor all rolled up into one by the most laid-back and laconic observer of the American condition there is; we are blessed.

    • April 16, 2022 at 8:54 am

      Martha’s Vinyard, as I recall.

      • April 16, 2022 at 10:14 am

        “…as I recall.” But no link.

        Damn Muir you are a lousy/lazy curator of your own damn treasure trove ain’t you? 😉

        Good thing we’ve got TT et al to take up your slack!

      • April 16, 2022 at 11:49 am
        Chris Muir

        Chevy Chase it was! I be one lazy dawg.

      • April 16, 2022 at 2:24 pm

        True dat. But that may in fact be the key to so much…

      • April 16, 2022 at 3:43 pm

        And yet he knows it was exactly one year ago…hmm.

        prescience and clairvoyance all rolled up in appropriation in all three of its meanings and pronunciations…

  • April 16, 2022 at 1:25 am

    Catapult’s and crosses. Laughed my ass off. Thanks Chris.

    • April 16, 2022 at 8:26 am

      After Spartacus’ rebellion, the Romans lined the Appian Way with crucified slaves, as a warning.

    • April 16, 2022 at 6:38 pm

      Short of being Rome, they could at least line the road to Austin.

  • April 16, 2022 at 1:38 am

    If we mount them on Sam’s fried turkeys, two to a turkey, ya might get enough loft to drop em in Joe’s pool in Delaware… what? Elon tracked some in deep space, right? Middle-Atlantic should be easy…..

  • April 16, 2022 at 2:33 am

    I hear the “Bread and Circuses” are right around the corner….

    • April 16, 2022 at 7:19 am

      We’re long past that point, with TV shows like Dancing With The Stars and professional sports, sports, SPORTS!!

      We’re about where Rome was in the 5th century AD, with shortages of everything except government bureaucracy. Look up “Barbegal mills” to see what they resorted to when they had “supply chain issues”.

      We’ve already had the Sack of Rome, over and over again.

      “Rome” is now sacking us. Just as it was then.

      clear ether


    • April 16, 2022 at 8:19 am
      Professor Ronin

      My friend, that’s already here.

  • April 16, 2022 at 4:19 am
    Bill G

    Perhaps some could be sent to the left’s Holy City, Hyannis Port.

  • April 16, 2022 at 5:55 am

    Well put.

    We are humane, until to do so would mean destruction, such as after a hot war is raging. Our nation is dying a slow death in the current asymmetric war engaged in by enemies without and within. I believe people when the state or write that they intend to destroy or kill me, no matter how they say how it shall occur. Unrestricted Warfare. Plan of 1916 or similar. Sharia. EU. Globalists. Central Banks. WFO. Davos. UN. Fabian Socialists. Tavestock. Frankfort School, Columbia Philosophy Dept and more. Soros. Radicals. Bleeding Heart do gooders. Invaders. Mexico. Others. Many others. One that applying the law and the Constitution as written and intended would reverse.
    I sometimes use the Royal We. I demand my proper gender identification.
    We are humane, until we are not.

    • April 16, 2022 at 10:59 am

      God they all want us dead don’t they?

      But God Himself does not. Yet.

      So. Defense by application of the law and Constitution as written would reverse it. Been trying that, but they have largely usurped what “the law” is and can do, and re-imagined the Constitution into something…different. Very soon neither will be applicable.

      Separation from those who pretend to be like us, and deadly response to those who would enslave or kill us. War, of one fashion or another.

      As to that, and adopting their assymetrical methods, would paying and arming those busloads of random thugs to go into the areas where they are dropped to create as much random carnage and chaos as possible be wrong? “You there, Boy! Stop eating our crocuses!” Si Senor, I take your filet mignon instead…BAM!BAM!BAM!

      • April 16, 2022 at 2:37 pm

        So, I was an FFL for lo those many years and I obviously couldn’t/wouldn’t sell a firearm to an illegal alien (and yes there are specific check marks for that on the 4473) but it was only a question occasionally back in the day as a random picker or three might wander into the pawn shop just to check things out for themselves. Now of course there are throngs of illegals and many more throngs coming in right behind them to somewhere. So if we can divert a busload or a hundred into some typical enclaves and fiefdoms and they happen to have come across a source for private quasi/legal firearms, for their protection donchaknow, and maybe a stipend to get them somewhat established in their new neighborhood. Pretty bad PR for those who invited them in to send out the troops to round them up and arrest them for possession and various other stuff…I mean do these places not offer sanctuary to the desperate downtrodden? Let ’em go wilding for a week or three and see what policies may change…

      • April 16, 2022 at 5:06 pm

        If I understand the invaders right, they are more skilled with a machete than a firearm. Unless it is an AK 47 where they use it Arab style. Point it in the general direction and hold the trigger until empty.

      • April 16, 2022 at 11:35 pm

        Illegal Immigrants Flee Back To Mexico After Being Dropped Off In Crime-Ridden Wasteland That’s DC

        Let’s arm them and let them take care of bidness back in their homey lands. Send them back to be real men and women.
        I say if they want to fight us, we take care of bidness. they need to free their own lands.

      • April 17, 2022 at 1:33 am

        To Not Yet In A Camp. I get the Babylon Bee every day in my email. I love there satire. Best thing it is free.

      • April 19, 2022 at 5:10 am

        It is wonderful satire.
        Buy reality is chasing them.

  • April 16, 2022 at 7:31 am

    If “Mom’s running for president” that means the usual Deep State suspects will be trying to sabotage her, whether she’s a cartoon or not. Count on it.

  • April 16, 2022 at 7:56 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    Catapults may not have the range, but guar-an-damn-tee that the illegals, once deported by catapult, won’t ever invade again.
    And when deported by catapult, the illegals may serve a useful purpose, such as animal feed and field fertilizer.

  • April 16, 2022 at 7:58 am

    Sam for President is better than Al Bundy. The other choice then would be Sam Ash. My old shotgun doesn’t have any real range either.

    • April 16, 2022 at 4:15 pm

      Messing with us? I get Al but Sam Ash the music store dude? Great Jew success story but tie that to our Sam and your scattergun for me?

      • April 16, 2022 at 5:15 pm

        Oh, fudge. That was after a late… morning, and just waiting for the coffee to brew with one eye open.
        Bruce Campbell-Ash Williams.

  • April 16, 2022 at 10:16 am
    tj Strong

    “Nailing them to crosses..mars the vistas, damn near as ugly as those frikk’n windmills”

  • April 16, 2022 at 10:37 am

    The lovely toon gal for potus has my vote. Doubt the bussing to DC area will even be noticed there, maybe destination needs a rethink:

  • April 16, 2022 at 11:35 am

    …Nail em to crosses… bit Kratman like, which should be observed for enablers and politicians.

  • April 16, 2022 at 2:45 pm
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    “It’s not like we’re Rome. Yet.”
    Wanna bet?
    An emplaced enfeebled oligarchy not duly elected by the populace.
    Rule by decree instead of law.
    Punishment for thoughtcrime instead of legislature -passed law crime.
    Censorship of the proles, the elite go free.

    The only thing that keeps the analogy of ancient Rome to today from being complete, is that we, the proles, still have weapons to fight back with. When the spark will be lit to start the war, no one knows yet.
    But as Ms Hoyt sez, keep your gunz, ammo, and clothes where you can find them in the dark.

    • April 16, 2022 at 3:29 pm

      “where you can find them in the dark” ~ Absolutely! ‘Now I lay me down to sleep, beside my bed a Glock I keep’

  • April 16, 2022 at 6:44 pm

    Why would anyone want to poison the Birds with the corrupt flesh and spread disease more than it already is being spread… And it’s a waste of good lumber



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