Friends, Sex ← Previous post Next post → Comments Too Tall Feb 25 2020 at 12:05 am Ranch Dressing goes with everything. Freedom. Is America a great country, or what? Fox2! Feb 25 2020 at 12:24 am ranch un-dressing. JTC Feb 25 2020 at 1:07 pm As long as she keeps the cowgirl boots on. Maybe spurs? Nah. Can’t tell for sure, she does have her boots on doesn’t she? Can really be Ranch Dressing without the boots. JTC Feb 25 2020 at 1:08 pm Can’t dammit. JTC Feb 25 2020 at 12:13 am Freedom. It’s a means not an end. Well sometimes it’s a means and an end. Lucky Zed. Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Feb 25 2020 at 12:27 am “Argentina, free from the top down” Yep. VERY free. And I’m enjoying the view. Gotta agree with Jan on that one. “More than poor Sam back home” Half right. Jan has more than Sam, yep. Sam being “poor”….not-so-much. All three (Jan, Sam, Naomi) are endowed enough to any man happy. And just what WAS Zed’s idea involving the Jack Dee? (Inquiring minds, and all that) MasterDiver Feb 25 2020 at 7:50 am Argentina; Free WITH the top down! And Texas Free Spirits! Zar Belk! DogByte6RER Feb 25 2020 at 12:31 am Ummm … I’m certain that’s Ranch Undressing. But … I like it! Sidebar: Years ago, during my lunch break I tried a new burger restaurant someone at work had recommended to me. I ordered my double burger and fries with an iced tea to go. After picking up my order I went to the condiments area to get some ketchup for my fries. There was no ketchup. I mentioned this to the girl behind the counter and she told me that they were all out of ketchup. I thought to myself … what kind of burger joint runs out of ketchup and has no back-up plan?!? This counter girl had a back-up plan. She gave me a container of Ranch Dressing and suggested I try that instead since there was no ketchup. I took the Ranch Dressing figuring that I probably had a packet or two of ketchup lost somewhere in one of my desk drawers. Anyways … I ate the fries with Ranch Dressing and it was so good that I always now request a side of Ranch whenever I order French fries. It tastes that good and I hardly ever use ketchup for much of anything nowadays … WayneM Feb 25 2020 at 1:15 am When I lived in Montreal, I developed a taste for poutine (mmmmm) but if the fries are bare, the preferred condiment is fresh mayo. Lucius Severus Pertinax Feb 25 2020 at 4:37 am Try Caesar dressing instead, sometime; it’s even BETTER! Fronk! Feb 25 2020 at 9:49 am Ranch Dressing is healthier than ketchup too… Pamela Feb 25 2020 at 1:01 am Jack Daniels makes great vanilla and is good for wounds. As far as drinking it… bad idea. Makes my legs hurt. Too Tall Feb 25 2020 at 7:30 am Re: Great vanilla. Split vanilla bean pods lengthwise and place in a cruet of Jack Daniels? I’ve been using vodka to make homemade vanilla for years. I’ll have to try Jack. Pamela Feb 25 2020 at 11:08 am I make double fold vanilla in various types of alcohol. Each type has a different smell and flavor profile. Plus I age it longer. Then use the beans to make vanilla sugar. JohninMd(help!) Feb 25 2020 at 1:07 am Jack is good at lubricating the willingness… not that Sam and Zed need worry ’bout that. NotYetInACamp Feb 25 2020 at 1:10 am Jack Daniels has removed me from a standing position, but, luckily, that also happened to the lovely lady I was drinking with. Punta Gorda Feb 25 2020 at 2:27 am I hate Jack. I work up in the wrong sister’s bed. Pamela Feb 25 2020 at 11:10 am PG~ Was it an yelling, screaming, throwing stuff moment? Or … Punta Gorda Feb 25 2020 at 11:48 am That’s where they steered me as I was passing out. Nobody got lucky that night. Pete231 Feb 25 2020 at 2:28 am Make mine Bulleit Rye with a side of crystal ice cubes………. Lucius Severus Pertinax Feb 25 2020 at 4:36 am For me Teeling, Paddy, Powers, and on special occasions, Redbreast 12 😉 Bill G Feb 25 2020 at 6:36 am Back when I indulged, my choice would have been one Irish or another. John D. Egbert Feb 25 2020 at 10:19 am Bone Snapper Rye works very well, too . . . Bill G Feb 25 2020 at 6:38 am It looks like Sam could get sunburn in sensitive places; I hope Zed was willing to help apply sunscreen. Paladin Feb 25 2020 at 7:36 am I do luv Jack. A friend has been telling about Angel’s Gift. Must be real good, every time I go to the liquor store thee spot on the shelf is always empty. Unca Walt Feb 25 2020 at 8:44 am A friend sent me a bottle of Angel’s Envy. Glorious. Tom Stockton Feb 25 2020 at 8:01 am Jan, Sam, Naomi… and don’t forget Skye, Suzy and ?Naomi? (Sam and Skye’s mom, who has made a cameo appearance…) Yowza yowza yowza! Mr. Muir, you artistic talents are greatly appreciated! As for Mr. Jack Daniels — love to drink, but gotta watch it since I usually get a terriffic hangover if I have a little too much… but it tastes SO good! The guys in my model railroad club are trying to get me to drink bourbon… but so far, Mr. Daniels has easily bested all comers. Regards, Tom Stockton Tennessee Budd Feb 25 2020 at 9:21 am I hate to be pedantic, but it’s “Jack Daniel’s”. The man’s name was Mr. Jack Daniel. cmblake6 Feb 25 2020 at 10:09 am Interesting vein of art work here, love it! Halley Feb 25 2020 at 11:05 am I’ve always been of the persuasion that you should have your naked woman before your Jack Daniels, not after… JTC Feb 25 2020 at 12:28 pm She gets Jacked before, him after. Or so it seems. Hotrod Lincoln Feb 25 2020 at 11:24 am I live 25 miles from the JD distillery. Old #7 is great, Gentleman Jack is wonderful, but Single Barrel is my favorite when the budget permits a little indulgence! Mike Seden Feb 25 2020 at 11:56 am I am allergic to Jack, it makes me break out. I break out in stolen cars, strange women’s beds, in jail, in toilets, etcetera. I even broke out once in Fargo ND’s airport. I have broken out in a tent in the woods, strange cities and liquor store dumpsters. When I quit the Jack, I got better. For a long time I was allergic to my ex-wife, but that allergy went away when I paid her the $37K back child support I owed her. Keep up the good work Chris!! JTC Feb 25 2020 at 12:42 pm Mike, you didn’t break out dead, must be some reason for that. II’s the kid(s) that money was for, you owed them not her…hopefully they got the benefit of it, I don’t know your circumstances but they need you too if you can be involved with them. You are their dad. Remember yours? Congrats on your recovery, that dumpster was a pretty powerful metaphor huh? There is no addiction stronger and more destructive than alcohol. Kids need to learn about that too. Maybe that’s why you were let stay around a while longer? Punta Gorda Feb 25 2020 at 12:00 pm I think it was Conan O’Brien who stated the Irish don’t tan, they combust. JTC Feb 25 2020 at 1:57 pm The Daily Torch: “After another big win Sen. Bernie Sanders, a self-described democratic socialist, is the frontrunner for the Democratic nomination for president in 2020 — and the Democratic establishment has no idea what to do about it. But really, Democrats have nobody to blame but themselves. If Sanders weren’t running, they’d have to invent him. More than a generation has been spent declaring cultural Marxism to be a conspiracy theory, all the while the left was soft peddling socialism and radicalism in our public schools and universities, in Hollywood and in governmental and non-governmental institutions. And in pushing radical environmentalism to transform the U.S. economy that has fostered the Green New Deal, a proposal to end oil, gas, nuclear and coal consumption by 2030, convert to solar and wind, and put the U.S. at a global disadvantage economically versus China and other emerging economies. And in implementing a national, government-run health care system such that now the predominant Democratic proposal is to end private health insurance and institute socialized, single-payer health care. And into demonizing wealth and success so that now the Democrats’ national platform now calls for redistributing wealth, raising taxes and pitting Americans against one another via class warfare, all the while disincentivizing work with universal basic income schemes. Until now a full 50 percent of Democrats have a favorable view of socialism, according to the latest NPR-Marist poll conducted Feb. 13-16. Only 33 percent of Democrats polled had a negative view of socialism. That is a snapshot in time. Is socialism the future of the Democratic Party, if not the U.S.?” I think yes. Like the piece said this shit is nothing new. Accelerated out of fear for sure. But it’s been building for “more than a generation”. They won’t just quit, eventually they will have the bodies to at least temporarily attain the top again. But not this time. Not on the Deplorable/Trump watch. 2020 at least is ours. Unless…never mind, don’t wanna think about that right now. Halley Feb 25 2020 at 2:11 pm The Dumbocrats nominating a mass-murder-excusing totalitarian communist would be the best thing that ever happened to their party since Lincoln defeated them in 1860. Transparency 101 JTC Feb 25 2020 at 2:42 pm 1860? That whole RINO conspiracy started earlier than I thought. What did Abe know about the planned genocide under false pretenses and when did he know it? As it was with him the R or D after one’s name then was irrelevant to whether you were a Loyalist or a Separatist. So much similarity to what goes on now but with the letters reversed as to party…but still it is no guarantee as to who is what. As to that in today’s world, it is well to remember that Sanders is to Democrat as Trump is to Republican. Best stisck Too bad the the nature of Confederates then has reversed so completely to what now somehow is called a Democrat.(acbasis for the secession and the JTC Feb 25 2020 at 2:44 pm Sigh. Skip that last para blurb. Gotta proof read, dumbass! Halley Feb 25 2020 at 2:56 pm …. speaking of “A Confederacy of Dunces” – is that the funniest book ever written or what? JTC Feb 25 2020 at 3:11 pm Have you seen the update? Still in edit/re-write… 😀 Pamela Feb 25 2020 at 10:35 pm Bernie’s heart is going to break and nothing will fix it. JTC Feb 25 2020 at 2:57 pm Anybody else note how at Vegas Bloomie dismissed PDJT’s initiatives and success in dealing with COMMUNIST China, and said the real trouble is over there in CAPITALIST India. Apparently there is good reason for that as his Red Chink investments are huge and India is position to be the new improved China. And Trump is on it. https://www.kitco.com/news/2020-02-25/After-raucous-welcome-in-India-Trump-clinches-3-billion-military-equipment-sale.html interventor Feb 25 2020 at 9:01 pm Yeppers! Bloomie’s campaign is a big CYA. India is changing radically from the old socialist, pro-Russia nation it used to be. Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.