Americans, Friends, Men & Women, Sex ← Previous post Next post → Comments Chris muir Jul 21 2019 at 12:10 am Big thank you toon Monday you absolutely deplorable readers,you! Swansonic Jul 21 2019 at 1:34 am Glad to help, Chris. Keep up the awesome work! Grunt GI Jul 21 2019 at 9:00 pm So is Jo gonna be part of the Monday toon? John M. Jul 21 2019 at 12:12 am THE bar graph says 1 day, 0% to go. Does that mean not just tomorrow, but a whole week at the swimmin’ hole? Maybe? Chris muir Jul 21 2019 at 12:14 am Means a wet T-shirt event today, for sure. JTC Jul 21 2019 at 12:14 am 0% to go,,,good job y’all. Loving the transparency, and the diversity too…up to a point. So process of elimination says Zed or Damon is um…open to it. Zed seems a bit more circumspect, but black dudes are always to show where’s the beef, so yeah Damon. kadaka Jul 21 2019 at 5:45 am I think it was Zed who was good to go in the last panel. Remember he has a hell of a battle scar to show off. JTC Jul 21 2019 at 10:07 am Could be both. They can have a contest. Zed starts off with his famous “This is my rifle, this is my gun” and then Damon says, “That ain’t no gun, THIS is a gun…better stick to that rifle sniper-boy.” JTC Jul 21 2019 at 10:10 am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kU0XCVey_U Love it. cmblake6 Jul 21 2019 at 11:58 am Great movie. Great scene. WayneM Jul 21 2019 at 1:01 am Thank you for your wit, wisdom & mad drawing skillz, Chris! ExNuke Jul 21 2019 at 1:40 am I doubt the pittance I was able to send made much difference so I want to thank all of the regulars that helped keep my daily reality fix going. You guys and gals tend to cover every days comments so well that there is little left for me to occasionally add (that are as much an attraction to the site as the art work). Anyway, thanks again to all of you and to Chris. Tagg Jul 21 2019 at 8:13 am Dittos! Double and triple dittos! Pere231 Jul 21 2019 at 1:59 am Time to come clean and get something straight between the two parties to clear up any out-standing issues that need resolution………. JTC Jul 21 2019 at 10:15 am Did you say resolution or consummation? kadaka Jul 21 2019 at 4:47 am I noticed you specifically did not make the ‘this drive is the only income’ statement after the ‘my house keeps breaking down’ phase. Instead of emergency ads, would you consider a one-price mini-drive for a pre-made packet of special artwork? If you survive the year without needing it then you can recycle the packet into the normal fundraiser. GWB Jul 21 2019 at 6:32 am Good to see you cleared the bar for another year, Chris! And good to see the transparency in the strip! (R-Rated But, we’ve seen the ladies FF, why not the guys? For your lady contributors, after all.) JTC Jul 21 2019 at 8:49 am Show of hands. all in favor of Mr. Johnson entering the picture? Damn it Damon, I said hands! Eww dude! MAJ Arkay Jul 21 2019 at 11:25 am When it comes to Zed, yes. The others? Okay, fine. Pamela Jul 21 2019 at 11:27 am Ah sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you! Once Mr. Johnson comes out from concealment the mystery is gone. Besides, I do believe the Ladies of DBD have MORE than enough imagination to fill in the ______. JTC Jul 21 2019 at 3:24 pm Holy crap, THAT’S the mystery? Hope the hell it’s different for X’s than Y’s, otherwise I can stop searching now! Ed Brault Jul 21 2019 at 7:14 am Great job , Chris. Keep ’em on the run! I.m still waiting for Pelousi or Chuck-U to take your name in vain, THEN you know you’ve made the big time official Enemies List! Zar Belk! Grunt GI Jul 21 2019 at 7:32 am Yup. Another year of awesomeness. I also was only able to toss in a bit. Sorry. Major home improvements this year came due, darn it. But I figure every bit helps, especially when it comes to Chris giving us the naughty bits. Too Tall Jul 21 2019 at 7:55 am My fellow Deplorables, Chris has reported on the state of DBD nation and it is strong (transparent, erect, healthy, or your choice of description). Every contribution matters, regardless of amount. Thank you for your support. Thanks also for your sage, timely, and entertaining commentary. Each of you make reading this strip everyday a delightful treasure. JSStryker Jul 22 2019 at 9:24 am Glad I could help this year! Mike Mulligan Jul 21 2019 at 8:59 am So Chris has delivered The State of the ‘toon and it is as strong as it has ever been. Keep the strip great again. JTC Jul 21 2019 at 10:36 am Absolutely true as to The State of this ‘toon. Are there others that compare? Not that I am immediately aware of. And I spend enough time hanging out here anyway. But what is true of all of the PR arms of the Left, is true of political cartoons and other satire. Our attempts tend to to be a little flat, like that BabbleOn place, ugh. I know there are some good public voices for the deplorables. But this one right here is as good as it gets for Keeping Toons Great. IMO. JIMV Jul 21 2019 at 10:26 am “Only R rated”!!! What a waste…Great to see Chris hit his goal JTC Jul 21 2019 at 10:50 am Suzy Q is Thai? I did not know that; figured Quan would likely be Chinese. She is my type though, just love those sweet petite T’s&A’s. Not specifically Asian, but that’s okay if they look like her. But I have sure seen some ugly-ass Vietnamese and Korean women in Fla. I missed a lot of that contact by a year or so and by virtue of being a teen husband and dad in the early 70’s. I do know there is a fair amount of experience around here from that time and place, dudes now in their late 60’s or so, who could tell us some things about the nature of those ladies and/or relationships with them, if they so choose? Pamela Jul 21 2019 at 11:31 am Rule #1. Never do any type of incursion without proper equipment. Such as a score of portable raincoats. No matter the Country of Origin. JTC Jul 21 2019 at 11:43 am Wow. Brilliant and multi-entendred advice, and from a redhead femme fatale no less. Don’t know if she was ever in US occupied SE Asia, but can you imagine the commotion? Pamela Jul 21 2019 at 9:12 pm What’s the formula for the ratio of the coefficient of lift versus thrust… cmblake6 Jul 21 2019 at 11:55 am The entire clan in the swimming hole? JTC Jul 21 2019 at 10:12 pm If so, do the women of DBD know about shrinkage? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEnKLhi83J8 Don’t want our boys to lose their self-confidence… PCChaos Jul 21 2019 at 1:11 pm In this ever-maddening descent into one long, strange political trip, I offer thanks to a modern day Voltaire. Barbara Skolaut Jul 21 2019 at 1:12 pm Congratulations, Chris! Another glorious year. 😀 As for the guys (for us lady readers), not too much nakedness, please. I can assure you my imagination is MUCH better than anything anyone can draw. 😉 Chris Muir Jul 21 2019 at 1:21 pm guys are naturally outies, can’t show that.women nude is more of a hint than a show. JTC Jul 21 2019 at 1:53 pm Yeah, some more outie than others 🙁 So, thankyouthankyouthankyou, hinthinthint… cmblake6 Jul 21 2019 at 4:33 pm But Chris does do some awesome nakedness. Halley Jul 21 2019 at 2:00 pm Thanks, sir. In the mail… kadaka Jul 21 2019 at 2:17 pm Today on Leftist Twitter, how John Bolton is setting up a “Tonkin Gulf” situation to go to war with Iran. You know, the Iran that’s trying to extort Europe for sanctions relief or they’ll go even more nuclear, and has just seized a British supertanker using a third-world street-hustle, “you hit him but kept going, pay up or stay locked up”. We have great building techniques for dealing with groundwater, efficient LED lighting that makes it cheaper to grow crops indoors, fast internet that for many means leaving home for work or school is unnecessary, and just ten to fifteen feet downwards it’s in the mid-50’s all year long. We may finally have advanced enough as a species to move underground, only emerging from our houses to physically mingle. Everything else will be delivered, the copious quantities of cardboard our only needed heating source. Damn it’s hot. Pamela Jul 21 2019 at 3:06 pm Hmm, there is a solution for the Straits of H… It would require moving a LOT of dirt and rock…Maybe build a canal near the tip of the UAE/Oman. Bypasses the problem of pirates, stampy footed temper tantrum throwing children in big bodies and no yellow fever as a bonus. John Jul 21 2019 at 4:11 pm The solution is coming down the pike. Fusion power is now an engineering problem, not a scientific one. Five years ago the Skunk Works announced they could have a prototype in five years and a production model in ten that could be shipped out the door on a truck. Even if that is optimistic, it means the Straits of Hormuz will be just another geographic feature in thirty years. The World is not all that happy to have their Standard of Living held hostage by Murder Cultists and will pay a premium to get out from under the threat. Here’s to Lockheed! NotYetInACamp Jul 21 2019 at 11:32 pm What petrodollar? And gas (or oil) pipelines to the Mediterranean and Europe rather than tankers would be irrelevant, or is that redundant. Or just never constructed. JTC Jul 21 2019 at 3:40 pm The Iran that Israel is bombing the fuck out of every day with no response because Israel scares fuck out of them too? Let TPWGBUTB deal with their own pirates but I guarantee you that PDJT would light the mofos up if that was an American ship. The alliance of America and Israel in that shithole could and should solve that problem if they keep this shit up, no canal required. Grunt GI Jul 21 2019 at 9:03 pm What the heck is TPWGBUTB? JTC Jul 21 2019 at 10:03 pm The Place Where Great Britain Used To Be. No longer any there there, the leftist model for America. PaulS Jul 21 2019 at 2:53 pm Leave it to Naomi to be reloading… LOL I’d Thai Suzy-Q up! (If she were into that sort of thing) 😉 Alaska Paul Jul 21 2019 at 3:19 pm A job well done everyone! Readers and the artist are a strong self-maintaining unit. cz93x62 Jul 21 2019 at 6:06 pm Very happy to learn that the goal was reached. Happy to have helped out in my own small increment. Also happy to know that Israel is giving fits to that primitive-assed death cult nation-state Iran. It is GREAT that Iran fears both the USA and Israel. Melting Tehran is long overdue. The Persian people need to handle their shotcallers’ nonsense most ricky-tick, ’cause if we and Israel end up dealing with it……things will get very messy and the collateral damage will be EXTENSIVE. NotYetInACamp Jul 21 2019 at 11:35 pm The Persian culture would like to dump the ayatollahs. Spin Drift Jul 21 2019 at 8:15 pm I didn’t know that Naomi is Brazilian. You see something new everyday. Keep up the surprises Chris. Spin SPF 1000 for the ladies and their parts. John M. Jul 22 2019 at 12:26 am Is Naomi Brazilian, or is it just that the carpet matches the drapes and it doesn’t show through a wet sundress? Poppa T Jul 21 2019 at 10:06 pm Congratulations Chris. Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.