Shut Up and Shoot.
Straight Shooter.


  • January 3, 2016 at 12:16 am

    Bitchboy needs lipstick to go with his rouge.
    I’m sure Mike can loan some….

  • January 3, 2016 at 12:24 am

    “GOOD. Helps me sell my executive orders on guns.”

    Well, no…but your executive orders will help me sell some (more) guns. 🙂

    Thank ya, Bobo…gun salesman extraordinaire!

    And dayyumm, whatever Sam launched the projectile from that made that crater in that giant hog, musta been a fixed-mount…that is a well-armed mini-militia there at the DD consulate.

    Wouldn’t really wanna eat that stinky chit though, how ’bout sending it to O…y’all reckon he eats pork?

    • January 3, 2016 at 12:57 am
      B Woodman

      Teh Won might not eat pork, but I’m sure Moochelle does.

      • January 3, 2016 at 1:07 am

        Nah, fish. She’s a clam-diver.

      • January 3, 2016 at 3:16 am

        She’s a he, baby.

  • January 3, 2016 at 12:28 am
    Blue Quasar

    Picking the bone fragments from that pork must have been interesting.

  • January 3, 2016 at 12:37 am

    Judging from cartridge cases, etc., looks like four rounds, through shoulders and back. Broke the shoulders and the spine and cratered the upper clavicle area. All the good meat is further down and aft.

    Good shooting, Naomi, but I’d expect no less.



    • January 3, 2016 at 1:56 pm
      Oliver Heaviside

      What cartridge cases?

      Chris is great at drawing humans, which ain’t easy, but on mechanical stuff he sometimes omits some engineering-oriented details. 😉 And there were only two “pows” in the previous panel…

      No offense intended Chris. I just got new glasses and maybe the prescription isn’t right….

      • January 3, 2016 at 5:52 pm

        The guys were close enough to hear Naomi’s explosive bullets, but not the suppressed report from Sam’s hollowpoints.

  • January 3, 2016 at 12:44 am

    So Sam has started trolling the feds, good for her!

    • January 3, 2016 at 1:03 am
      B Woodman

      And since it’s on foreign embassy property, not a thing Teh Won can do about it. Even if it WAS human.

      • January 3, 2016 at 2:10 am

        It’s a pretty big hog, so they could have just called it “long pig” in her post.

      • January 3, 2016 at 9:08 am
        Unca Walt

        Aw, hell, H_B… ya beat me to it!! 🙂

      • January 3, 2016 at 4:03 pm

        Don’t worry, Iconoclast below beat me to it too.

  • January 3, 2016 at 1:00 am

    Just last week I was on the road next to a pickup with dogs in the carrier in the back and a relatively large hod tied to the top of the carrier. They were heading home after a good hunt. There are lots of hog around here as well as panther, bear and turkey. 20 turkey in the yard this morning. People travel here from near and far.

    Maximum effort applied immediately. Indeed!
    All safe.

    And the scat still piles up in the white house.

    • January 3, 2016 at 3:18 am

      My friend, you need to pm me about where you are so I can come visit.

      • January 3, 2016 at 10:21 am

        For the moment, SW of Chris in the middle of sandy lush green nowhere. 🙂

    • January 3, 2016 at 11:37 am

      NYIAC, I thought I saw you traipsing around the palmetto patches here! 😉

      I don’t have to leave home to see the all God’s critters either; I don’t hunt anymore, but I live in a golf course neighborhood adjacent to Fla’s first state park, 10,000 acre Highlands Hammock, and the bear, boar, deer, turkey, coyotes, fox (ever hear those damn things screaming for a mate in the middle of the night? First time you’d be sure to call the cops thinking some poor girl was being viciously murdered), skunk, eagles, owls, cranes (those giant Sandhills are aggressive as hell and ain’t skeered of shit), and of course lots of gators in the golf course ponds and occasionally in people’s swimming pools.

      One thing I haven’t seen in the neighborhood is the Fla panther, they are scarce, but I did see one when driving south on a totally deserted and remote section of US 27; that thing bounded like a low-flying rocket over 200 ft of divided four lane in about three bounds. You say you’ve sighted one on your property? Officially, there supposedly ain’t none north or east of Lake Okeechobee, but my sighting was a county north of there, and my buddy who was a long-time deputy here and then became the chief LEO of the DNR for this area says he has seen signs of them in Highlands Hammock. About where was yours?

  • January 3, 2016 at 1:01 am
    B Woodman

    Being a long time viewer of anime (since a long ago childhood), still, it took me a few seconds to figure out what that was in the second panel.
    Good art work, Chris.
    And another excellent cartoon to tweak the tyrant’s nose in his own words.
    “The Emperor has no clothes!”

  • January 3, 2016 at 1:05 am

    Oooooh…the carpet….

  • January 3, 2016 at 1:07 am
    B Woodman

    Hawaii (the Big Island) also has quite a feral hog problem. Sometime, ask me how I know. There are many a day I wish I could go there for some hog hunting. (sigh)

    • January 3, 2016 at 5:36 pm

      Feral hogs are getting to be a problem in most of the lower states and territories. (Lower = not Alaska)

  • January 3, 2016 at 1:30 am

    I’d damn say that pig got poked alright. Now all you GOP voters, think about buying a pig in a poke?

  • January 3, 2016 at 1:30 am
    Big Jim

    “I love the smell of bacon in the morning–it smells like VICTORY

  • January 3, 2016 at 1:33 am

    “Secret’s in the sauce ….”
    Don’t know as I’d wish to eat long pig, but have to admit I can think of many I’d like donated for the purpose of reducing both hunger & verminous liberals (sorry for that redundancy).

    • January 3, 2016 at 3:19 am

      Soylent Green (sorry to our fellow blogger SG) is…

    • January 3, 2016 at 2:10 pm

      Jonathan Swift’s, ‘A modest Proposal’ has a similar thought.

      • January 3, 2016 at 2:38 pm
        Bad Cyborg

        Except Swift’s proposal was more akin to veal.

        Actually anthropophagy’s not a good idea at all. Humans carry some nasty that you can only catch by eating their meat. Least that’s what I’ve read.

      • January 3, 2016 at 4:06 pm

        You can get Trichinosis from eating pork. You can get a couple things from eating beef. You can get ANYTHING from eating human. It’s a near-universal taboo because it’s an aggressively bad idea.

      • January 3, 2016 at 4:34 pm

        Just like British shhep and cattle (and elk in Michigan) don’t eat the brains, any of the sweetbread glands or duck the marrow out of the vertebrae. Kuru is the disease you have in mind, and it is closely related to Jakov-Kreutzfeld disease and bovine spongiform encephalitis (mad cow). So if a relative dies, don’t scoop out their foramen magnum to get your spoon in there.

      • January 3, 2016 at 4:36 pm

        shepp s/b sheep
        duck s/b suck
        scoop s/b enlarge

  • January 3, 2016 at 1:36 am

    See, you’re just illustrating Obama’s OINK-ophobia.

  • January 3, 2016 at 1:48 am

    Chris, you no-good, leg-pulling excuse of a cartoonist…..

  • January 3, 2016 at 2:54 am


    “And on The Seventh Day. God created the .454 Casull!”

    Scourge of automotive engine blocks everywhere.

  • January 3, 2016 at 3:06 am

    I know Maxim 37 says that there’s no such thing as overkill, but they lost most, if not all of the ribs.

    • January 3, 2016 at 3:20 am

      There is either not enough, or enough plus. That appeared to fall in to the enough plus category.

  • January 3, 2016 at 6:06 am
    Bill G

    In an F2F encounter with a frankenswine there is no overkill. It’s the hogs ribs that are gone and not Naomi’s or Sam’s.
    Love the idea of their having obtained a direct feed into Obola’s inner sanctum for disinformation.

    • January 3, 2016 at 6:10 am
      Bill G

      I’m reminded of a (probably apocryphal) story of the Old West…
      It seems that one of the towns honest, upright citizens had learned that a trouble-making bad guy was gunning for him, and solved his problem with a shotgun. When confronted and asked “How could you do a thing like that?” he replied “He’s dead, I’m alive, and that’s the way I wanted it.”

      • January 3, 2016 at 2:45 pm
        Bad Cyborg

        Probably happened more’n once. Movies and TV usually get it wrong when tey show the town’s people hiding in fear of an outlaw gang. You gotta remember that just moving out west was not for the faint of heart. Add in that a goodly percentage of the men would’ve been combat veterans and you have a very different place than that portrayed on the screen.

      • January 3, 2016 at 5:39 pm

        “The cowards never started, and the weak died on the way.”

  • January 3, 2016 at 7:34 am

    Well, explosive bullets would certainly be “larger caliber than what you can normally carry IWB”. Oy.

  • January 3, 2016 at 8:03 am
    Boobie the Rocket Dog

    Two ingredients of a perfect world: a hot redheaded woman and a warm barbecue sammich.

    • January 3, 2016 at 12:35 pm
      Grunt GI

      Yup…if there’s ever a babe that I would love to have make me a sammich, it’s Sam.

  • January 3, 2016 at 9:16 am
    Unca Walt

    I like the idea of the sammich end to the story arc…

    …but that monster is a genuine shovel hawg.

  • January 3, 2016 at 10:35 am

    Floors and carpets can be cleaned, walls washed and repainted, doors replaced with something a bit stouter. That critter must have been on the porch, because if it hadn’t, it would take an MRAP with a tow-chain to get it removed from the house.

    Cry Baby is going to think of anything devious, immoral and underhanded to turn everyone except his anointed into slaves with the gun grab.

    He cannot be trusted and is not worthy.

    Good shooting Ladies.

  • January 3, 2016 at 12:40 pm

    That is one big ugly hog! Looks as if it ought to dress out to 5 or 6 hundred pounds.
    Preezy is cute too, with his makeup base and blusher. Ought to go back to Chitown; I’m sure the ballerina mayor misses him.

    • January 3, 2016 at 2:19 pm

      I remember an interview with Lena Horne where she talked about how the Movie industry moguls of the time stated she wasn’t colored enough.
      They had the people at Max Factor create various foundations and the one for Lena was Light Egyptian. You think maybe Max has been called to assist again? Seems he’s constantly changing how he looks, and no amount of cover up will get rid of the haggard appearance he’s been sporting.

      • January 3, 2016 at 3:58 pm

        Never knew that about Lena Horne, it’s a neat little piece of trivia. Not that surprising, perhaps. Appearance was ALL in the days of the big studios. On the second observation, I have thought for years that he (BHO) has ‘the skinny disease’, as they call it down in deepest Africa. Of course he has the Surgeon General to keep him doped up with acylovir and all of the other cognate anti-retrovirus pharmaceuticals.

        HIV/AIDS will kill him sooner or later. Might well be why he’s so desperate to destroy the Nation while he still can. Come to think of it Rahm doesn’t look all that robust lately, either!

      • January 3, 2016 at 4:15 pm

        I prefer to think that raw frustration and indignation that people don’t hang on his every word anymore is making him lose weight and turn gray.

      • January 3, 2016 at 5:44 pm

        Pretty much every president I remember went gray in office, except Eisenhower. He went gray in WWII.

  • January 3, 2016 at 3:40 pm

    I’ll have my Shiner Bock on the veranda, thank you.

    Is it my sometimes slippery memory? When did the ladies come indoors from their walk outdoors?
    I seem to remember them walking in the brush outdoors girl talking.
    Mostly about politics naturally being who they are and all.

    So … Chris did I miss a “return to the house scene”?

    I may need two of those Shiner’s.

    • January 3, 2016 at 5:40 pm
      Chris Muir

      They were walking around outside near the house.

      • January 3, 2016 at 7:15 pm

        Oh, I thought they had decorated the carpet and living room walls with pork-blood.

  • January 3, 2016 at 5:45 pm
    • January 3, 2016 at 5:53 pm

      And if the critter’s dead, the eyes are typically open.

  • January 3, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    This is in Texas, right? Wouldn’t that be javelina they’re munching? If I recall, they are prevalent in the Southwest!

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