Day By Day


  • Kevin M

    She an ugly bitch. Word!

    • Interventor

      Sir, you defame the Creature.

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      Inside as well as outside.

  • WayneM

    Same lips, even to the lipstick colour.

    You Americans elect some strange critters to government.

  • Too Tall

    No contest.

    The Swamp Creature has a higher IQ, better morals, and is far more beautiful than Maxine Waters.

    • David M

      Yes indeed! Took the words from my mouth sir!

    • Pamela

      So whose skin is Bigfoot hiding under…

      • Deplorable B Woodman

        Ok, Pamela, thanks for the easy setup.
        This should answer your question, or at least give hints as broad as a six lane highway.
        With apologies to Freddy Mercury and Queen……
        “Scare-a-mooch, scare-a-mooch,
        Do you let your balls dangle?
        Naked face and hairdo,
        Very very frightening
        Where’s my hairdo, where’s my hairdo
        Where’s my hairdo, where’s my hairdo………”

        Thank you, thank you, I’ll be in town all week. Tip your servers generously.

  • Ozymandias

    Nancy Pelosi bears a striking resemblance to the Phantom of the opera, once the mask falls away.

    • eon

      As opposed to Hillary, who I suspect has the same attribute as Dorian Gray- just not working as well.

      clear ether


      • PaulS

        You mean there is a picture somewhere that is remaining young looking?

        • MasterDiver

          She was just as ugly (and smelly) back then.

          Zar Belk!

    • noncom

      If pelosi has one more face lift she’ll be wearing a beard…

      • Old Codger

        She already has a goatee. Some days, if you look close, you can see the 5:00 shadow. You can see the dimple in her forehead, too.

  • In the words of Larry The Cable Guy, …

  • Steve_1066

    Separated at birth? However that applies only to skin-deep appearance, not intelligence or morality. Maxie stays in the House only because her crimes are able to be somewhat disguised. A true Swamp Creature!

  • Bill G

    The green swamp creature appears to be much more intelligent.

  • GWB

    Swimming in the dark. *sigh* Too bad the kids are along.

  • eon

    Considering that Waters has once more been voted the most corrupt member of Congress;

    And that she is also possibly the most deranged member of same, often babbling incoherently when she isn’t making vague threats;

    You have to wonder; WTH is wrong with her constituents that they keep re-electing this gibbering dingbat?

    I can only conclude that either she’s the Queen of Pork, her constituents are even more deranged than she is, or both.

    clear ether


    • Merle

      OR, the elections were rigged – don’t forget the dims are good at that!!! 🙂


  • Bill

    Reclaiming my time, reclaiming my time ………..

    • John D. Egbert

      Have you heard the song that almost instantly grew out of that exchange? Beautiful . . .

      • Bill

        Not yet post a link if you have.

  • PaulS

    To answer: The ugly self serving insane one.

  • Arkelk

    It’s not Maxine Waters’ outer looks, it’s the inner lack of beauty that is showing through.

    • Old Codger

      I disagree. Her face could curdle milk – from a block away! She is on record as the only person ever whose picture was mistaken for an oyster. When Waters walks into a room clocks don’t stop; they RUN THE OTHER WAY! When she walks into the room mirrors don’t break, they EXPLODE! Read somewhere that she was told by a cosmetic surgeon that she was quite beyond anything currently known to medicine or the surgeon’s art.

  • Pamela

    Eww. Maxine wants to kidnap bathing suit clad females to breed with them?

  • JTC

    Shouldn’t Marvel do a Creature Comic on this?
    I can see the cover art and title:

    To defend enlightenment, elites, and utopia against the scourge of deplorables.

    • Pamela

      Er, that’s Miss Lube Rack 1955 to you.
      Oh my word can you believe she had the audacity to wear that in public and in the company of men! To think she’s been part of the loosening of public mores.

      • JTC

        Couldn’t be her in that pic; that dinosaur is from an era more likely to be the makings of oil than the queen of it. Also, mention of “lube” and “rack” in reference to it? Ewww!

        Nice car though; what is that a Pontiac?

        • Pamela

          Might be a 1952 Oldsmobile Rocket 88

          I think Nancy had some front end work done later in life

          • JTC

            Good call, def. an Olds, maybe a year or two older based on the grill.

            Speaking of grills I think Nan’s front end work might have been done with a Mack at speed.

        • Merle

          somehow I don’t see the pic you are referring to….

  • Old Codger


    The ugly one, natch.

  • Halley

    The Diverse Gender-Curious Creature From The Black-Power Carbon-Neutral Lagoon Of Cis Privilege

    There, that movie title needed serious updating…

  • Andrew Benghazi

    Pepe says “Green skin good, black skin bad, by Kek!”

  • So, I clicked JTCs link. She was a decent looking girl. But that date of the shot was 2 months before I was born. Now, I’m 62. She looked to be late teens/early 20s. Some people maintain their minds quite well into later life, but there does come a point.

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