Day By Day

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  • Punta Gorda

    This intermission is likely so our author can figure out how to keep from barbecuing the antagonists in a suitable for public viewing manner 😀

  • Punta Gorda

    From an electrical aspect… I already know how its gonna turn out.

    • pyrodice

      Viva la resistance.

      • MasterDiver

        Every one chant now: Oooooohhhhhhmmmmmsssss!

        Zar Belk!

        • Swansonic

          I don’t have that capacity!!!

  • JTC

    Liking the island vibe mon.

    Pass de ganja and open de berth wide for luv docking…

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    If Jan is that passed out, best get her out of the sun so she doesn’t burn. Trying to make love to a sunburned woman is no fun.

    Meanwhile, I need to find some Black Flag bug spray to try out on any PantyFags I may run across (hehehe).

    • Punta Gorda

      Diced habanero soaked in cheap vodka works great when strained and put in a super soaker.

      Give it about 14 days to soak first.

      • Bill G

        Last time I looked down the fine print, those bug sprays came with a warning that it’s a federal crime to use it for anything but the intended purpose. And while antifa and all such are definitely lower life forms than hornets or mosquitoes the courts deem them a protected species.

        • MasterDiver

          It’s a PEST spray, right?

          Zar Belk!

      • John M.

        If Habanero works, How about a Carolina Reaper? (or does that melt down the Soaker?)

        • Punta Gorda

          No… a batch of reapers would be perfectly suited for the task… but a waste of a good pepper.

          Capsaicin dissolves in alcohol at about 30mg/ml, so no matter what the source pepper is, that will be the top end of what your “secret sauce” will be.

          Note, pure capsaicin is about 16 million Scoville.

    • Pamela

      My husband found that out first hand.

      • Punta Gorda

        Yeah… getting it on your hands can make other activity… painful.

  • Punta Gorda

    They arrested the little Chaz warlord. Cried like a little bitch when they snagged him.

  • SgtCpt

    Ah the black flag. Reminds me of a favorite quote.

    “Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”

    ― H.L. Mencken

    I’m too old and fat to slit many throats, but I have ammo.

    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      If you can aim through a sight, reload a weapon, and pull a trigger, figure that’s close enough. Welcome to the old fat (semi) crippled patriots club.

  • Steve Peterson

    A running man can slit a 1000 throats in one night!
    Klingon saying !

  • Bill G

    Sailing with Captain Jack again, Jan?

    • Bill G

      Er, I meant “Captain Morgan”. Ooopsie.

      • pyrodice

        No, Billy Joel agrees with you…

  • Punta Gorda

    And without sailors trying to come up with a way to make grog palatable… mixology wouldn’t have been born.

    • Punta Gorda

      Thank God my wife was an ex bar-keep. For two weeks she kept me in tequila sunrises near the end of my tour in New Jersey. I had scored a large qnty of tequila after a carribian jaunt.

  • The best bug spray is wasp spray. Shoots 20 feet. I keep a can by both the front and back door. Oh, and firearms as well.

  • Pamela

    Captain Jack needs to make an appearance at Gruesome Gavin’s place.
    He shut down all the Wine Tasting Rooms and Wineries here in Cali for the 4th of July weekend. Except HIS Winery. He needs to check out a keel.

  • Keel haul Newsom? Two thumbs way up!

    • John M.

      …and send him the long way stem to stern, not the short trip abeam…

  • MasterDiver

    Chris: Just added a Jan/Damon level contribution to my Skyw High. My planned dive trip was weather cancelled, so I decided to send it to something I enjoy almost as much!

    Zar Belk!

    • JTC

      And a thank ya! from me too MD.

      With an ostensible do or die deadline of Sun 7/26 we have three weeks to stop with the procrastinatin’ And the freeloading and the poor-mouthing and pay to play! Hope like you and me (my second boost will hit the kitty 7/25 just to add some drama, but three weeks is aplenty if we just drop a few extra bucks here instead of pissing it away on groceries etc.

  • Grunt GI

    So why does Jan look like she’s sorta (ahem) leaning to the left?

    Is that a shoulder shrug thing?

    • Steveb919

      Maybe one is bigger than the other?

    • JTC

      GGI, always in all things, Janelle is left-leaning.

      Except, apparently, when it comes (heh) to Big D, who most decidedly swings and hangs to the Right.

      And she just turns that sweet white underbelly up for him to ravage.

      She’s not a Boss, she’s not the Captain, she’s just Damon’s bitch. Some metaphorical leftist messaging in there somewhere. But yeah right now I think some straps will be dropping, not metaphorical for anything but “open the port (and I don’t mean left) wide Luv I’m coming in hot!”

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