Love, Marriage, Men & Women ← Previous post Next post → Comments Punta Gorda Jul 05 2020 at 12:21 am This intermission is likely so our author can figure out how to keep from barbecuing the antagonists in a suitable for public viewing manner 😀 Punta Gorda Jul 05 2020 at 12:24 am From an electrical aspect… I already know how its gonna turn out. pyrodice Jul 05 2020 at 6:09 am Viva la resistance. MasterDiver Jul 05 2020 at 12:29 pm Every one chant now: Oooooohhhhhhmmmmmsssss! Zar Belk! Swansonic Jul 05 2020 at 3:21 pm I don’t have that capacity!!! JTC Jul 05 2020 at 12:31 am Liking the island vibe mon. Pass de ganja and open de berth wide for luv docking… Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Jul 05 2020 at 12:34 am If Jan is that passed out, best get her out of the sun so she doesn’t burn. Trying to make love to a sunburned woman is no fun. Meanwhile, I need to find some Black Flag bug spray to try out on any PantyFags I may run across (hehehe). Punta Gorda Jul 05 2020 at 12:58 am Diced habanero soaked in cheap vodka works great when strained and put in a super soaker. Give it about 14 days to soak first. Bill G Jul 05 2020 at 4:32 am Last time I looked down the fine print, those bug sprays came with a warning that it’s a federal crime to use it for anything but the intended purpose. And while antifa and all such are definitely lower life forms than hornets or mosquitoes the courts deem them a protected species. MasterDiver Jul 05 2020 at 12:30 pm It’s a PEST spray, right? Zar Belk! John M. Jul 05 2020 at 6:48 pm If Habanero works, How about a Carolina Reaper? (or does that melt down the Soaker?) Punta Gorda Jul 05 2020 at 10:02 pm No… a batch of reapers would be perfectly suited for the task… but a waste of a good pepper. Capsaicin dissolves in alcohol at about 30mg/ml, so no matter what the source pepper is, that will be the top end of what your “secret sauce” will be. Note, pure capsaicin is about 16 million Scoville. Pamela Jul 05 2020 at 11:58 am My husband found that out first hand. Punta Gorda Jul 05 2020 at 10:03 pm Yeah… getting it on your hands can make other activity… painful. Punta Gorda Jul 05 2020 at 1:04 am They arrested the little Chaz warlord. Cried like a little bitch when they snagged him. SgtCpt Jul 05 2020 at 1:18 am Ah the black flag. Reminds me of a favorite quote. “Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.” ― H.L. Mencken I’m too old and fat to slit many throats, but I have ammo. Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Jul 05 2020 at 6:49 pm If you can aim through a sight, reload a weapon, and pull a trigger, figure that’s close enough. Welcome to the old fat (semi) crippled patriots club. Steve Peterson Jul 05 2020 at 3:36 am A running man can slit a 1000 throats in one night! Klingon saying ! Bill G Jul 05 2020 at 4:34 am Sailing with Captain Jack again, Jan? Bill G Jul 05 2020 at 5:42 am Er, I meant “Captain Morgan”. Ooopsie. pyrodice Jul 05 2020 at 6:10 am No, Billy Joel agrees with you… Punta Gorda Jul 05 2020 at 6:24 am And without sailors trying to come up with a way to make grog palatable… mixology wouldn’t have been born. Punta Gorda Jul 05 2020 at 6:28 am Thank God my wife was an ex bar-keep. For two weeks she kept me in tequila sunrises near the end of my tour in New Jersey. I had scored a large qnty of tequila after a carribian jaunt. Fred Ciampi Jul 05 2020 at 6:30 am The best bug spray is wasp spray. Shoots 20 feet. I keep a can by both the front and back door. Oh, and firearms as well. Pamela Jul 05 2020 at 11:56 am Captain Jack needs to make an appearance at Gruesome Gavin’s place. He shut down all the Wine Tasting Rooms and Wineries here in Cali for the 4th of July weekend. Except HIS Winery. He needs to check out a keel. cmblake6 Jul 05 2020 at 12:37 pm Keel haul Newsom? Two thumbs way up! John M. Jul 05 2020 at 6:53 pm …and send him the long way stem to stern, not the short trip abeam… MasterDiver Jul 05 2020 at 12:38 pm Chris: Just added a Jan/Damon level contribution to my Skyw High. My planned dive trip was weather cancelled, so I decided to send it to something I enjoy almost as much! Zar Belk! chris muir Jul 05 2020 at 1:03 pm Thank ya! JTC Jul 05 2020 at 4:04 pm And a thank ya! from me too MD. With an ostensible do or die deadline of Sun 7/26 we have three weeks to stop with the procrastinatin’ And the freeloading and the poor-mouthing and pay to play! Hope like you and me (my second boost will hit the kitty 7/25 just to add some drama, but three weeks is aplenty if we just drop a few extra bucks here instead of pissing it away on groceries etc. Grunt GI Jul 05 2020 at 1:24 pm So why does Jan look like she’s sorta (ahem) leaning to the left? Is that a shoulder shrug thing? Steveb919 Jul 05 2020 at 3:01 pm Maybe one is bigger than the other? JTC Jul 05 2020 at 3:53 pm GGI, always in all things, Janelle is left-leaning. Except, apparently, when it comes (heh) to Big D, who most decidedly swings and hangs to the Right. And she just turns that sweet white underbelly up for him to ravage. She’s not a Boss, she’s not the Captain, she’s just Damon’s bitch. Some metaphorical leftist messaging in there somewhere. But yeah right now I think some straps will be dropping, not metaphorical for anything but “open the port (and I don’t mean left) wide Luv I’m coming in hot!” Pamela Jul 05 2020 at 10:23 pm Looks like Captain Jack Sparrow needs to round up all ships and set sail. With a full arms locker and extra cannon. https://thecommonsenseshow.com/activism-agenda-21-conspiracy/dual-news-reports-indian-state-media-stating-china-encircling-taiwan Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. 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