The Pledge.
In The Pink.


  • September 4, 2015 at 10:05 pm

    Caging that pig? He’s on it!

    • September 5, 2015 at 8:47 am

      He’s already got the pig on the run (ya’ll ever smell a scared sweaty hog? Stinks to high heaven from a hundred yards away).

      Gotta remember though, those things can turn around when cornered and tear up some pursuing dogs. Best thing to do, clamp down on the throat and don’t let go. Might be this particular pit bull can hold on ’til the thrashing is done.

  • September 4, 2015 at 10:07 pm
    John M

    Which pen? Leavenworth?

    • September 5, 2015 at 1:17 am
      Kevin M


      • September 5, 2015 at 7:04 am

        Leavenworth doesn’t house women, go with Tallahassee, they do.
        It’s not the heat, it’s the haughty hubris, hilarious humility and high humidity for her highness Hillary.

      • September 5, 2015 at 8:37 am

        “Leavenworth doesn’t house women…”

        And your point?

    • September 5, 2015 at 8:24 am
      Alex J


      I thought the reason that Obama was clearing out Gitmo was so he & Hillypig could be exiled there? Think about it – wonderful climate, a true & proven socialist cou try to live in, great golf course…

      Did I miss something?

  • September 4, 2015 at 11:38 pm
    Doc Epador

    Back to Chicago stockyards I say

  • September 4, 2015 at 11:57 pm


  • September 5, 2015 at 12:03 am

    Are we going to see a greased sow race?
    If so, who gets to slather the grease on Hillary?

    • September 5, 2015 at 9:41 am
      John D. Egbert

      EEEWWWW . . .

    • September 5, 2015 at 10:18 am
      John M

      “Gets to” or HAS TO?

    • September 5, 2015 at 1:48 pm

      A 2-gallon bucket of lard and a big rag mop with an extra-long handle…

      • September 5, 2015 at 2:03 pm

        A big rusty wire brush would be less unpleasant…for me, anyway, if I had that job.

        More seriously, I am starting to see more and more liberals come to the conclusion that Hitlary shouldn’t be their nominee; her noxious character is too much even for them.

      • September 5, 2015 at 2:58 pm

        Noxious Character. Like poisoning pigeons in the park when you are touting saving the planet

      • September 5, 2015 at 5:01 pm
        B Woodman

        Didn’t Tom Lehrer have a song by that name?

  • September 5, 2015 at 12:42 am

    You know this is totally unfair to sows. They actually serve a useful purpose and they will fight to protect their young. They also don’t take payoffs from foreign governments.

    • September 5, 2015 at 1:18 am
      Kevin M

      There’s more femininity in Miss Piggy’s snout than in Hillary’s entire carcass.

      • September 5, 2015 at 2:41 am

        Can you imagine a NFL football made from Hillary’s face?

      • September 5, 2015 at 5:52 am

        Hm-m-m-m … only the kickers want to handle it …

      • September 5, 2015 at 5:02 pm
        B Woodman

        Hmmm. . . . carcass. . . . from your mouth to God’s ears. . . . .

  • September 5, 2015 at 1:30 am

    I thought the quote was “at this point, what difference does it make?”

    • September 5, 2015 at 2:42 am

      The truth makes a difference!

    • September 5, 2015 at 5:33 am

      You have to be careful of copyright laws, quotes that are too accurate can get you sued.

      • September 5, 2015 at 7:15 pm
        John M

        Public speech – copyright doesn’t apply…

  • September 5, 2015 at 2:41 am

    Good start, keep going!

    • September 5, 2015 at 2:43 am

      The beatings WILL continue.

      • September 5, 2015 at 8:38 am

        Until moral improves…

      • September 5, 2015 at 9:42 am
        John D. Egbert

        Also morale . . .

  • September 5, 2015 at 5:48 am
    Bill G

    Just remember that, if you decide to wrestle with a pig in the mud, you will find that the pig enjoys it.

  • September 5, 2015 at 6:09 am

    Wherever, if she’s not in solitary, it will be cruel and unusual punishment for every other inmate.

    clear ether


  • September 5, 2015 at 8:00 am

    YES! WE’RE ENTERTAINED!!!!! Man those magnetic clippythings were a genius invention!

  • September 5, 2015 at 8:15 am

    They are going to have a lot of fun trying to put lipstick on that hillary pig. Sarah, Sun Tsu says that if you wait long enough by the river, you will see the bodies of all your enemies come floating by. Revenge is best served cold.

  • September 5, 2015 at 9:58 am
    B Woodman

    Oh, this is funny. First, to see The Donald (sounds like a Scottish Highlands clan title) caught up short (wait? what?), then switch gears (help with who?). It will be fun to see Trump (tomorrow?) in a messed up suit, actually having gotten his hands dirty with messy manual labor.

    • September 5, 2015 at 10:25 am

      It would be more fun if Hillary the Sow takes a real shine to the Donald and sticks to him like glue. Follows him around, nuzzles him everywhere and squeals if she can’t be near.

  • September 5, 2015 at 10:31 am
    Matthew F.

    I bet Donald Trump could be useful to us (I mean, Wade) if Trump had a great pig call… Sooo-eey! That would make it easier for us (I mean, Wade) to put Hillary back into her pen. Kinda like a matedor to a bull – but that would be an insult to the bull. But, does Trump have the political sophistication to pull it off?

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