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  • October 13, 2016 at 9:15 pm
    Big Jim

    Ok. THAT stopped my heart for two or three beats!!

    • October 14, 2016 at 4:47 am

      Why beat it when she gives lip service to it. She is getting her neckless the old fashioned way….she is earning it!

      • October 14, 2016 at 11:20 am

        but all by inuendo, sadly…

  • October 13, 2016 at 9:19 pm


  • October 13, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    *hears ZZTop in the background* \m/

    • October 14, 2016 at 1:09 am
      Lon Mead

      “… that’s not jewelry she’s talkin’ ’bout, really don’t cost that much…”

  • October 13, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Makes for an interesting conversation piece

    Real hard to get a matched set and the ones for earrings are down right difficult. Especially when they get stuck in your hair.

    • October 14, 2016 at 12:09 am

      Aren’t pearls something you either clutch, or bite?

      • October 14, 2016 at 2:27 pm

        Did I miss the reference to the use of “pearls” on a string, pulled out of your partner’s nether end to enhance her/his orgasm? I’m not a fan of ZZ Top or that era of music, is that a part of the song being referred to? Or hasn’t anyone thought of that yet? I’m sure that is what Sam is alluding to with saying Zed has given her several.

      • October 14, 2016 at 2:35 pm
        Chris Muir


    • October 14, 2016 at 2:56 am

      That ain’t them, but they’re not bad.

  • October 13, 2016 at 9:36 pm


  • October 13, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    Ok… indeed. What’s next… Ben Wa balls perhaps ?

  • October 13, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    Follow up to yesterday: I mis-remembered a link to (forgot the dash)
    The referenced article is
    Feel free to look around. You won’t always agree, but it’s all interesting.

  • October 13, 2016 at 10:35 pm
    Grunt GI

    The imagination runs wild…

    I’ll be in my bunk…

  • October 13, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    First some other show, then Groovy Bruce in a hospital morgue, and now Red? This week is really about The End!

  • October 13, 2016 at 11:06 pm

    Thank you, Chris. I needed a smile today.

    • October 14, 2016 at 8:06 pm

      Indeed! And Sam’s blush was really worth the price of admission!! Rowr!!

  • October 13, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    This is for Not Yet In a Camp: Like I said yesterday, there is no conspiracy. There were/are weak, inflated egos easily manipulated by one person: Zbigniew Brzezinski. Goes all the way back to Johnson’s administration 1966-1968.

    • October 14, 2016 at 2:59 am

      Absolutely, my dear. I’ve watched the Yuri Bezmenov videos, and screamed in anguish at the “LOOK, IT’S HAPPENING! OPEN YOUR EYES!” value of it all.

    • October 14, 2016 at 3:00 am
    • October 14, 2016 at 9:14 am

      He persuaded Jimmy the Peanut Carter to have the CIA recruit al Qaeda and a young bin Laden as well as the Taliban, and give them financial support – CASH MONEY – to lure the Soviet Army into Afghanistan. When he was interviewed in Paris in 1998 about a global threat of radical Islam, his response was ‘there is NO GLOBAL ISLAM’.

      And look where we are now, in a pissing and snorting match over who has the worst track record in sexual harassment of subordinates (Billy Jeff or the Donald?).

      The real question is: how do we repair the damage that has been done?

    • October 14, 2016 at 10:58 am

      There are plans, movements, cults, and other things that people keep secret.
      Information is valuable. It is kept secret. Hillary wants us pliable and subservient. Progressives know their plan. Muslims know their plan. London’s Mayor Khan is big in the Fabian Society. George Bernard Shaw was one of their “saints” in the early 20th Century. Khan wrote the Fabian’s booklet on London’s future a few years back. There is a new 2030 booklet by another.
      In just one area, Open versus Order, they define their current push.
      The stories on the right of the page explain much of the plan. Who looks?

      The Muslim brotherhood had a plan distributed around 1990 for the conquest of the USA by emigration. That plan is completely on pace.

      The 19650’s and 1960’s plans by the Communists for the conquest of the USA that were published and distributed are mostly accomplished, and the set up towards conquest is complete in many ways.
      The Great game. The EU conquest plan by the European commission. The plan to destabilize Spain, Greece and Italy, then destabilize North Africa and the Middle East. the plan to send a Muslim emigration conquest army by the previous plan after millions of Muslim warriors were grown with the oil money. Those people are in europe now opr clamoring and waiting to get in. The invasion of the USA was preceded by hundreds of thousands of intelligent Muslims with families sent to the USA to emigrate with fully paid educations to universities for engineering degrees, medical degrees and other social acceptable degrees so as to make that invasion emigration hijrah jihad acceptable to Americans and Canadians.
      Plans exist. Our media intentionally ignores them.
      Every Muslim child knows what the score is. Americans are taught pablum that is meaningless. By intent.
      They use our good intentions and qualities against us. Those are some of the plans.

      • October 14, 2016 at 1:53 pm

        But no conspiracy to destroy America.

        It is to laugh. And cry.

      • October 14, 2016 at 5:25 pm

        Yeah, but Zbiggy’s book ‘The Grand Chessboard’ (1997) outline HIS personal plan to turn America into America The Empire, didn’t work, y’know. In 2012, it was ‘the broken chessboard’. His ego must have wept crocodile tears.

    • October 14, 2016 at 11:01 am

      I’ve seen Zbigniew’s writing and that of others since I was reading things like the CFR’s Foreign Affairs back in high school.
      They could have done well for humanity. They showed the options. They chose their control over humanity. There are many like him and them

    • October 14, 2016 at 11:02 am

      DONALD TRUMP, speaking Thursday in West Palm Beach, Fla.:

      “This is a struggle for the survival of our nation. Believe me. And this will be our last chance to save it on November 8th. Remember that. This election will determine whether we’re a nation or only — democracy but, in fact, controlled by a handful of special global interests, rigging the system, and our system is rigged. This is reality. You know it, they know it, and pretty much the whole world knows it.

      “The establishment and their media neighbors wield control over this nation through means that are very well known. Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, rapist, xenophobe, and morally deformed. They will attack you. They will slander you. They will seek to destroy your career and your family. They will seek to destroy everything about you, including your reputation. They will lie, lie, lie and then again they will do worse than that. They will do whatever is necessary.

      “The Clintons are criminals. Remember that, they’re criminals.

      [Crowd chants “Lock her up!”]

      “This is well documented, and the establishment that protects them has engaged in a massive cover-up of widespread criminal activity at the State Department and the Clinton foundation in order to keep the Clintons in power. Never in history have we seen such a cover-up as this.”

      • October 14, 2016 at 4:18 pm

        I think I saw also that DT plans a lawsuit for libel against the NYT and its West Palm Beach subsidiary The Palm Beach Post. I hope he nails them. The NYT speaks for itself as to total and complete disregard for the truth and being just a blathering tool for its political handlers.

        But you would think the newspaper from a medium sized Southern city would at least be fair and balanced. Ha! Those P’sOS ain’t Southern, and they haven’t changed their stripes in at least the forty years of my awareness.

        In 1978 they absolutely intentionally and viciously lured a young gun/pawn store manager who thought he could get his new boss’ business some good PR and educate folks a bit about a business that was/is misunderstood and falsely maligned, into providing a few interesting and harmless anecdotes about the comings and goings in the pawn biz…which was then not nearly the ubiquitous presence that they are now thanks to fake teevee shows etc…and plastered that boys face on the front page of the county section with a pre-planned pre-written headline that fit their sensationalist preconceived notions that had nothing to do with the innocent content of the boy’s story.

        Yeah that was me. That felt like being stabbed in the heart, and it hurts still today to think of it. But you can bet a lesson was learned, about media in general, and most especially about the callous hatred that rests in the hearts and minds of those who are so misnomered…the “liberals”.

        Truth is irrelevant. It’s the message, and the agenda, and the ruthless attack, that matters to them. Then as now.

      • October 14, 2016 at 5:23 pm

        Media? You know you can’t throw them out of your sight. Never trust them, period.

        You all do know that in physics, a black hole is an imploded star, right? So power-hungry it fed on its own power until W-H-O-O-M-P!!! Now science has discovered two (count’em) pairs that one that swallowed the other. Disturbances in the space-time continuum, etc. (Disturbances in The Force, perhaps? Sorry, Obi-wan!)

  • October 13, 2016 at 11:41 pm

    If there is to be a moment of levity after a day like today, of course it is going to be found only in places like So glad that the PC stops outside the doors of the DDQ! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • October 14, 2016 at 2:47 am

    Evidently, Jan is not a fan of ZZ Top!

  • October 14, 2016 at 2:53 am

    The song sprang to mind the instant I read that. Amazing Jan didn’t know it.

  • October 14, 2016 at 6:00 am

    A Pearl Necklace Beer?

    It’s 2:50 am Cali time, can’t sleep and I’ve re-read the strip.

    So, um Chris. What exactly is the label going to look like?
    Define enough Beers since I can’t drink beer.
    What is the equivalent in Tequila?

    • October 14, 2016 at 6:50 am
      And “enough” is always a matter of personal constitution. At 5.5% alcohol, 10oz of Pearl Necklace Chesapeake Stout would be about equivalent to an oz of strong tequila or an oz-and-a-quarter of the standard stuff.
      Stay thirsty my friend.

    • October 14, 2016 at 7:03 am
      Bill G

      Flying Dog Brewery, in Maryland, has more than one Pearl Necklace Stout, and I didn’t keep looking to see how many more.
      This ad also includes the offer to sell a “Raging Bitch Collar With Opener”, although the page was not available when I tried to open it.

      • October 14, 2016 at 8:47 am

        If I’m reading that right, i think craft beer may have gone a bit too far…

        From their site:
        Pearl Necklace is brewed with local Rappahannock River Oysters and is the perfect compliment to everyone’s favorite aphrodisiac – whether they are grilled, fried, stuffed, or raw.

      • October 14, 2016 at 2:01 pm

        No, apparently oyster beer is a real โ€œthing.โ€

    • October 14, 2016 at 7:12 am

      Here’s the link to their website:
      These are the same folks who recently (I think) won their court battle over their “Raging Bitch” brew.
      The label is … meh.

      As to “cultured?” I suppose they qualify if I’m wearing a tux and Sam is wearing an evening gown when the gift is given……….

      • October 14, 2016 at 7:57 am

        They use to brew one called In-Heat Wheat Hefeweizen.
        I think some uptight A-holes took exception to the name.

      • October 14, 2016 at 4:06 pm

        OK> From the expression on her face, I’d say that we’re talking about an act (pleasurable) rather than a beer. On this one, I’m at a loss – though my old mind is running wild with possibilities.
        Would you like to take a shot at defining/describing this act? (Now, I only ask you because of your experience with erotic/exotic literature. I am certainly not looking to put you on the spot or embarrass you.)

      • October 14, 2016 at 4:48 pm


        I’ve not written of the gifting of a pearl necklace from one lover to another. That is better experienced in person for the full effect to be relished.

  • October 14, 2016 at 6:10 am

    I love a blushing redhead.

    • October 14, 2016 at 7:13 am

      I love a redhead. Period.
      But, yeah, even better if you can make her blush.

    • October 14, 2016 at 7:55 am

      Agreed. Something about that fair skin blushing…

    • October 14, 2016 at 11:28 am

      I don’t remember the last time I blushed or the circumstances causing the blush.

      • October 14, 2016 at 12:03 pm
        Desert Lion

        But I’d guess you’ve seen a few…

  • October 14, 2016 at 7:01 am
    • October 14, 2016 at 7:05 am
      Bill G

      I know that I need to read through the thread before answering.
      So why don’t I?
      Take me out, and shoot me now! Avoid the June rush.

      • October 14, 2016 at 7:14 am

        LOL – I didn’t refresh before commenting, and you both beat me to it by a few minutes.

  • October 14, 2016 at 7:11 am
    Bill G

    Stout folks, there at the DDQ.

  • October 14, 2016 at 7:40 am

    Another Debate is coming, remember:
    Black Flies Matter!

    I’m waiting for Trump to call out the DMC for their vast array of cunning stunts.

    How in the hell does the Lamestream media get away with libel against Trump, and when he calls them on it, he is “attacking Hitlary”?
    This shit is getting me really pissed, they won’t like me pissed.

    Has anyone else noticed the web being slow, or downright uncooperative since the US lost control?

    • October 14, 2016 at 7:59 am

      “Uncooperative”? Hah hah. There’s a polite way to put it. No need for politeness. What we’ll get after the election with a Clinton phase III, will be anything but polite. Trump is right when he says this is our last opportunity to save America, only he leaves out the other part about without firing a shot.

    • October 14, 2016 at 8:02 am

      How? Just one small part of the Vast NWO Conspiracy. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • October 14, 2016 at 5:28 pm

      I keep hoping the pearl-clutching SJW howler monkeys and their puppets, the LSM, will find themselves imploding.

      There is only so much of that over-the-top energy that this Universe of ours can take, before it dishes out its very own method of balancing things.

  • October 14, 2016 at 8:10 am

    We are now Deplorable Swamp People from Flyover Country.

    What happens if Trump says something like that? Oh yeah, he did when speaking of blacks in the inner cities. Universal media condemnation. Not for Zippy though, they eat it up. More of the Conspiracy; he says so right there in the piece.

    • October 14, 2016 at 11:29 am

      Cocaine snorting boy gets in some more false shots.
      Lying is Obama’s specialty.

      This is their biggest shot left against Trump.

      Please read what Trump said yesterday in Palm Beach that I posted above in a response to Delilah T.
      He is not alone in his multi-generational efforts at destruction. More on the Fabian’s. just one of many groups planning our destruction. Those planning our destruction are all across government now, despite many electoral victories. The enemy has taken the center. that is where progressives and other totalitarians rule from.

      • October 14, 2016 at 1:51 pm

        Yesterday was my turn to visit Mama in the rehab center in Ft. Pierce. Driving over from Sebring, as is my habit, I listed to NPR.

        They played DT’s speech (it’s even better to hear than read), and almost simultaneously the one from Moo. One of them was a dire warning and wakeup call of what is happening here, who is doing it, and why, and a plan to stop it. The other is a pretend crying, shaken, stirred, critical uber feminist, academic control freak, America hating less-than-zero.

        Guess which one was couched as brave, heartfelt, loving, parent concerned with the example being set for our young people and the harm being done to their self-image and feelings…and which was one was presented as a crazed deplorable instigator tossing “red meat” to the vicious heathen swamp people?

    • October 14, 2016 at 11:33 am

      HEY! I basically live in a swamp!

      I’m offended!

      I’m Triggerred!

      I’m going to send his fundamental transformation of America back to Hell where it came from.
      Here is who we are electing, you minion of hell.

      Smell that sulfur, baby!

      • October 14, 2016 at 12:06 pm

        We need a safe space. My idea of one is the gun range or one of those small gun stores where guys sit around talking about hunting and fishing. We had a good one locally but it was put out of business by the big box stores.

    • October 14, 2016 at 1:42 pm

      JTC: I Read that shiite and start to think Putin would be a better president for us. We can hope that dumps more anti-DNC/Hillary garbage the presstitutes have to acknowledge.
      Positive Waves, man!

  • October 14, 2016 at 11:18 am

    Well hopefully not just Zed…After all, she’s not 12…

  • October 14, 2016 at 11:29 am

    …and CM stretches the envelope just a bit more…

    • October 14, 2016 at 11:34 am

      A pearl of a strip.

    • October 14, 2016 at 11:44 am

      It reminds me of when a many years ago past girlfriend had placed a photo of one of the service groups made up of employees on the front page of the management newsletter of a very large corporation that she was editing at the time. In all innocence she thought that their name featured prominently on all of their t-shirts they were wearing in the photo with silk screen graphic was because they all had beards. The Bearded Clams was the name of their service group. Her face was that red when she told me about it. It was redder when she was told what the inference was by her upper management.
      A blush is so attractive.

      • October 14, 2016 at 3:14 pm

        If she had been a bit more technical by calling the service group
        “The Bearded Bivalvia” or the B.B.s it would have been ok.

  • October 14, 2016 at 12:48 pm

    Re the comic (not the rest of the discussion): Ugh!
    What is Sam now? A porn actress who pretends to like the money shot?
    It’s kind of disgusting.

    • October 14, 2016 at 1:15 pm


  • October 14, 2016 at 1:24 pm
    Grunt GI

    Sounds (looks) to me like Sam is a smokin’ hot red head that knows how to make her man happy.

  • October 14, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    Sam is correct regarding the Slate article.
    The writer is bitching about the misogyny of craft beer names and labels.
    Dude! Go score yourself some Midol. Your crankiness is showing.
    It’s not as if there is anyone who would want a pearl necklace of any type from you.
    *sticks tongue out and not that is not an invitation*

  • October 14, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    The thrust of the Slate report seems to be that the beer names are offensive because they all refer to nonconsensual behavior. I think it says more about her needing to find a new social circle if pearl necklaces are nonconsensual among the ones she has now.

    • October 14, 2016 at 3:09 pm

      The writer is appears to be a guy.

      • October 14, 2016 at 3:59 pm
        Grunt GI

        Well if he writes for Slate maybe he’s pissy because he receives them rather than gives them… Just sayin.


      • October 14, 2016 at 4:13 pm

        Appearances are often deceiving.

      • October 14, 2016 at 5:30 pm

        Appearances can be deceiving, Pamela!

  • October 14, 2016 at 4:52 pm
    Bill G

    Since I have seen the question, ahem, raised but not answered (and so I can enter Comment #69) let me elucidate.
    Yes, this is a reference to a sexual activity. It is a reference to the result of penile stimulation between the mammary glands that causes ejaculate to land on the partner’s neck in such a way that the seminal fluid resembles a pearl necklace.

    • October 14, 2016 at 8:08 pm
      Grunt GI

      I’m still unclear on this. Maybe we could get some illustrations from Chris to show what you mean.


      • October 14, 2016 at 8:27 pm
        Chris Muir

        never happen.

      • October 14, 2016 at 8:40 pm

        Consult ‘The Joy of Sex’ 1975 edition.

  • October 14, 2016 at 5:31 pm

    (Yawn) Can we talk about food now? I’m starving!

  • October 14, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    DDQ BBQ with sides, a Pecan Pie and a bottle of Casa Noble Anejo.

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