Roger That.


  • July 25, 2015 at 7:35 pm

    Professional. Political. Parasites.

    • July 26, 2015 at 8:41 am
      John Egbert

      Poly: many. Tick: a vampiric member of arachnida.

      Politics: a bunch of blood sucking pests.

  • July 25, 2015 at 7:38 pm
    Delilah T

    Unfortunately for libertards, they don’t get the connection between people who look at crime as a way to make money, and how quickly THAT destroys the very neighborhoods she wants to invade. That crap, shifting population groups, started with the demolition of housing projects in Chicago at the end of the 20th century, and moving people who lived there out into the neighborhoods. Result? Crime followed them, because they took it withe them, right along with their Goodwill clothing and other baggage.

    Detroit is not a barren wasteland because of race. Detroit is full of empty lots and empty businesses because the unions bullied Detroit automakers into making that business so expensive to operate, they moved away to other cities and left Detroit to fend for itself.

    Blame that entire desolation, and the same thing in Gary, Indiana, and old steel town, on the unions. Their greed and corruption is now invading state governments. The bond rating for some cities (like Chicago) has fallen to the ‘junk’ rating, which means they can’t borrow money to make ends meet without a massive uptick in interest rates.

    Blame that crap on union greed, stupid libertards who want McDonald’s workers to get up to $15/hr, and idiots who think that capitalism is a horrifying way to run a business.

    If even the communist government of China could figure out that capitalism is the only thing that makes a country prosperous, when is that going to sink in with libertards? Never. Ever hear of the Gang of Four? Look them up. They’re dead.

    Oh – did you all know that Greece, a socialist country, defaulted on its debt with the EU this past week? Yeah, they did get a boost of cash, another loan they can’t/won’t pay off.

    Socialism is crap, plain and simple, as is communism. If that weren’t the case, the USSR would still be in business. And it is not. It died in 1989.

  • July 25, 2015 at 7:45 pm

    Bloodsuckers, coveting pilfers and closet pederasts wanting, demanding all to submit to their domination. Better hide the leather, chains and whips.

  • July 25, 2015 at 7:50 pm

    Bravo, Christopher!

  • July 25, 2015 at 8:03 pm
    Delilah T

    Sam needs a new dress. Can’t Zed take her shopping?

    What? Too girlie-girl for him?

    • July 25, 2015 at 8:04 pm
      Chris Muir

      Good point,Delilah!

    • July 25, 2015 at 8:45 pm


      Careful around this one,Samson…I mean Chris.

  • July 25, 2015 at 9:57 pm
    John M

    Politics… Poly – many different; Ticks – blood sucking insects.

  • July 26, 2015 at 12:47 am
    Ming the Merciless

    Big fleas have little fleas…Actually, they are named “nematodes”…Fleas have fish scales and the nematodes dig in there and suck the life off the flea…
    Our dogs in Florida were suddenly in heaven…Halas, the fleas were replaced by ticks…but tick’s bites dont hurt like the fleas’ A wonderful analogy between democrat fleas and republican ticks…Would the Donald and the Tea party be the nematodes?

  • July 26, 2015 at 1:45 am

    All I can say is the fleas are being demeaned and defamed to be compared to the likes of widdle jackie weeper & twitchy mitch the post turtle. Those latter two are more on the order of anaerobic bacteria.

  • July 26, 2015 at 2:09 am

    Bloodsuckers. Every. Last. One.

  • July 26, 2015 at 2:13 am

    Welfare was never intended to be a career opportunity….

  • July 26, 2015 at 2:17 am

    Neither was political office.

  • July 26, 2015 at 4:46 am
    Bill G

    Excellent analogy for those pseudo-Republicans. And a fine rehashing of the liberal attitude of “Results don’t matter as long as I meant well”.
    Regarding our self-styled ‘Progressives’, let’s help them progress to another old idea and bring back a phrase once popular.
    Instead of Peace With Iran, Peace In Our Time.

    • July 26, 2015 at 2:57 pm

      I’d much rather help them progress to another plane of existence. Or is that non-existence?

  • July 26, 2015 at 7:38 am

    All forms of government tend toward the aristocratic, and once you reach that point, with an entrenched “ruling class”, “party affiliation” becomes largely meaningless. The only real party is the ruling class itself, which seeks to preserve and increase its power and influence- as well as using both to hurt people it doesn’t like, mainly for fun.

    As Codevila said ( ), we have the ruling class and the country class, which neither like nor trust each other. I suspect most of us here, including CM, would fall into the “country class” category. The ruling class needs our tax money, and for now needs our votes, although they are working on replacing us in the latter department.

    It’s not that the ruling class is incompetent. It’s that their competence is restricted to maintaining and extending power. They literally don’t know how to do anything else, even things that their Utopian dogmas demand.

    The main problem is that they view us as unenlightened. As for what they define as enlightened, they look in a mirror to see that. And the unenlightened must be made to “see the light” of their betters’ moral superiority and “fitness to rule”. And punished when they fail to conform to that worldview.

    Our ruling class is more likely to find common ground with the old men in Beijing, the EU Council, Iran, or even ISIS than they are with us. Because the ruling class thinks those groups “get it”- they understand the “proper way to rule”. By force if necessary, or just because it’s enjoyable, and no backtalk allowed from the peasantry.

    They also believe that at some point, those “foreigners”, being foreigners, will recognize our ruling class’ “fitness to rule”, and beg to be ruled by them as well. After doing the dirty work of destroying Western civilization first, that is. (It’s too technological for our ruling class to comprehend, and too egalitarian for them to tolerate any longer.)

    When posts in the bureaucracy, and seats in the legislature, become hereditary, you’ll know we’re on the downslope. See Rome, 3rd through 5th Centuries AD.

    clear ether


    • July 26, 2015 at 8:38 am
      Delilah T

      Fine analysis, but the hereditary ruling class is/was the reason for revolutions in the first place. Time to clear the decks and get back to Square One. Term limits for politicians are attractive, aren’t they?

      We’re in this ‘defend our freedom’ mode until 2046. Do you think you can live that long?

      • July 26, 2015 at 10:14 am
        B Woodman

        I think that reduction/elimination of pay & perks while in office would work better than term limits. Return the idea of serving in Kongress to the original idea of a duty and a responsibility to God and country, instead of the current lifetime tenure. If you reduced/eliminated such, who would WANT to stay for more than one term?

      • July 26, 2015 at 4:22 pm
        Delilah T

        How about bringing back the ‘welfare to work’ program?

        Sickslick willie destroyed that, didn’t he? That put people back to work People who work pay taxes.

        Welfare? Pfft! Such a lack of self-respect.

  • July 26, 2015 at 7:49 am
    • July 26, 2015 at 10:16 am

      The Libs and Save the Planet perps talk climate change and how bad Capitalism is destroying the environment. That raising cattle for food, leaving leftovers in the fridge and throwing away food causes the temperature to go up. Oh the sheer travesty of it all.

      Where will San Fran and NYC fit on this map do you think?

      I’d say no one goes to San Fran and NYC unless they clean up their dangerous disease causing collectivists act. Maybe the old Quarantine flag needs to be hoisted.

      • July 26, 2015 at 8:58 pm
        Ming the Merciless

        NY and San Fagcisco still have a way to go compared to communist Rome where they dont bother to pick up garbage most of the time and cars park smack in the middle of the roadway…and sidewalks are lined with butt naked hookers…but it’s coming fast with all the gay sex in the street of SF…

  • July 26, 2015 at 10:17 am
    B Woodman

    You need to replace “GOP” with “RINO” in this strip. ‘Twould fit much better. Especially in regards to “Crybaby Boner” and “Mummified Mitch”.

    • July 26, 2015 at 12:57 pm
      rooftop voter

      Today RINO and GOP describe the same exact thing.

      All of us real Republicans left long ago.

      They are too stupid to see it.

  • July 26, 2015 at 11:48 am

    Most days, the comments are as much fun to read as the strip!

  • July 26, 2015 at 2:56 pm
    Delilah T

    Hey, here’s an idea!

    B.O. has barely 17 months left on the job. He couldn’t force gun control down our throats. Spoiled little snot couldn’t have his own way on everything. Waaaah! Soooo —

    What if he just decided to walk off the job and leave it to Biden?

    • July 26, 2015 at 5:30 pm

      I can see the little brat claiming health issues and going out on a medical. Biden is sworn in and promptly pardons anything the brat did.

      • July 26, 2015 at 6:25 pm

        Not going to happen. The One’s ego won’t let him cede power to a loser like Plugs.

        He hired him to begin with as both health insurance (“You’d all better hope I stay healthy, because you won’t last long with this yutz in charge”) and because he was not a threat from the standpoint of challenging him for power.

        Plugs is happy being able to fly around, babble incoherently, hold intense conversations about the nature of the universe inside his trousers with the hatrack in his office, and give speeches that he stops giving because he spotted an invisible hamster under the podium that he just HAS to convince to come home with him.

        He couldn’t “govern” a porta-potty. The One knows it, everyone else knows it, and that’s exactly why he’s VOTUS.

        As to why The One didn’t pick Hillary! as his No. 2, he’s a narcissist, not a fool. Even someone with his limited intelligence, but extensive experience in Chicago style politics, isn’t dumb enough to put temptation that close to the grasping fingers of Lady MacBeth.

        He’ll stay as long as he can, by fair means or foul. After which he’ll count on somebody else being Hillary!’s primary target.

        clear ether


    • July 26, 2015 at 6:49 pm

      He is vacationing in Kenya. Let him stay as long as he wishes.

      • July 26, 2015 at 9:02 pm

        What’s the parasitic infection rate? Parasites infecting a parasite.

  • July 26, 2015 at 6:34 pm

    RINOs and Progressives. repulsive. They would be the death of us.

    Many faults hit.

    The dear wife of an uncle helped Dinkens push money galore on parasites across NYC as the ‘welfare’ deputy. She then “pushed a lot of money on people” though she did not understand it all in the carter regime.

    In my misspent youth the common knowledge amongst the kids and their parents was that politicians were only to be bothered with when they were being bought.

    I will still vote. I have known and gotten elected a few good politicians. We are at an extreme that desires to kill us.
    I still advocate expelling all of the invading armies, and that includes all of Obama’s so called “Ascendant Americans.”
    As the mother of a recently slain Marine recruiter said and asked of the politicians in her grief (forgive my memory lack) ‘ are you Americans? Are you acting for Americans? ‘
    Are they? The parasites are not acting for Americans.

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